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Vilgax's Girlfriend is the 49th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Plot[]

The gang are watching TV.

(Ben): OMG WHAT IS THIS

(Gwen): I dunno.

(Kevin): Hm.

SUDDENLY A HUGE BLAST WAS HEARD AND THE WALL BROKE DOWN

(Ben): AHH (transform) TREESTUMP

The smoke cleared, and it was revealed to be VILGAX!

(Treestump): OMG NOOOOOOO

Treestump stretched his vines around Vilgax's arms, and threw him into a wall.

(Vilgax): NO WAIT STOP I'-

Treestump fired razor sharp leaves at Vilgax, giving him "leafcuts".

(Vilgax): DUDE STOP I-

Treestump threw apples at Vilgax.

(Vilgax): RAH JUST STOOOOOOP

Vilgax gave Treestump a mega punch, throwing him backwards into a wall.

(Vilgax): THE REASON I CAME HERE WASN'T TO DESTROY YOU! I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU TO HELP ME!

(Treestump): AHHH YOU UNROOTED ME

(Kevin): BEN JUST REVERT TO HUMAN

He did.

(Ben): So, what do you want?

(Vilgax): Well, my wife broke up with me.

(Ben): YOU HAVE A WIFE?

(Vilgax): Well, do you know Myaxx?

(Gwen): SHE'S YOUR WIFE?

(Ben): SERIOUSLY?

(Kevin): YOU MAKE ME SICK

(Vilgax): NO, HER SISTER IS MY WIFE

(Kevin): Okaaaaaaay.

(Vilgax): So the second she found out I almost killed you about fifteen times, she dumped me.

(Ben): Uhhuh.

(Vilgax): I need help how to get a new girlfriend.

(Kevin): Go to a bar or something.

(Vilgax): The last time I invited someone to a date was 76 years ago.

(Ben): 0.0

(Vilgax): I forgot how it's done. So, please help me.

(Ben): DON'T WORRY MAN, I'M THE MASTER OF LOOOOOOOOOOVE.

(Gwen): No, the mastress of love is Aphrodite.

(Ben): WELL I'M THE MALE MASTER! C'MON VILGAX, LET'S GET SOME GIIIIIIIIIRLS.

(Vilgax): OH YEAH.

DUNDUNDUNNNN

Ben and Vilgax were on the street.

(Vilgax): This isn't the best place to look for girls.

(Ben): Toy Stores are the best place.

They entered a toy store.

(Vilgax): What girls are we talking about?

(Ben): THEEEEESE

He pointed to somewhere.

(Vilgax): DUDE THOSE GIRLS ARE 6.

(Ben): No, not them.

(Vilgax): The hot single moms? Oh, I get it.

(Ben): No, not them.

(Vilgax): Those 60 year old grandmothers? EWWWWWWWWWWW MAN.

(Ben): I'M TALKING ABOUT THOSE HOT BARBIE CHICKS

Ben transformed into Grey Matter and jumped to a shelf.

(GM): Hey babes. Are you single?

(Vilgax): THOSE ARE DOLLS YOU MORON.

(GM): I'm actually not stupid, I'm super genius. Hope you dig brainiacs.

(Vilgax): (MEGA FACEPALM)

Vilgax took Greymatter.

(Vilgax): You're an idiot.

(GM): DUDE THE HOT CHICKS ARE WAITING FOR ME

(Vilgax): Hot chicks? That's delicious.

(GM): We should get some.

(Vilgax): Agreed.

Ben reverted to human, and they went out of the store, and then went to McRonalds. They ordered hot chicks.

(Vilgax): OH YUM

(Ben): YUP

A girl went near.

(Ben): DUDE SHE'S HOT START WITH HER

(Vilgax): If she's hot, why do't you?

(Ben): Because I already have a dumb girlfriend who I hate but will fuse with Ship and kill me if I break up with her.

(Vilgax): Wha?

(Ben): YOU DESPERATLEY NEED A GIRLFRIEND YOU DO IT

(Vilgax): Hey there.

(Girl): AHHHHHHHHHH MUTANT SQUID

(Vilgax): NO WAIT I'M NOT A MUTANT SQUID

(Girl): YES YOU ARE

(Vilgax): Hey, wanna see my muscles?

(Girl): AHHHHHHHHHHHHH (calls the cops)

A bunch of cops came and shocked Vilgax, then put him in a cage.

(Vilgax): JJHGJHADGKGAJJGJHKJHAS

(Cop): Don't worry, the squid will be sent to the zoo and won't harras you anymore.

(Girl): phew.

Vilgax was thrown onto a truck and was drived to the zoo.

(Ben): DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU

7 hours later.

Ben went to the zoo and to the Vilgax exhibit.

(Vilgax): DUDE WHY DID THIS TAKE YOU SEVEN HOURS TO COME AND FREE ME

(Ben): Come and free you? Wait, the only reason I came here was to see the new mutant squid exhibit. But I supposed I can free you too. (transform) HUMONGOSAUR!

He smashed the exhibit, and Vilgax came out.

(Vilgax): Thanks.

(Humongosaur): WAIT. Couldn't you just smash your way out? You're way stronger than Humongosaur.

(Vilgax): OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Vilgax and Ben ran quickly out.

(Vilgax): DANGIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SO STUPID! I could've gotten out six hours ago!

(Ben): WELL WE MUST CONTINUE THE QUEST OF FINDING YOU A GIRLFRIEND

(Vilgax):...........when I was in the cage, I tried starting with some girls but they all thought I was gross and ugly.

(Ben): Hmmmmmm. Maybe it's because they are human girls.

(Vilgax): Human Girls? Do you want me to date werewolves?

(Ben): GODAMMIT AND PEOPLE SAY I'M STUPID.

(Vilgax): Oh wait... ALIEN GIRLS? I get it.

(Ben): FINALLY! Now, where's your spaceship thingy?

(Vilgax): In our divorcement she took all my spaceships.

(Ben): holy crud.

(Vilgax): Got any space aliens?

(Ben): UHHHHHHHHHH (transform) INFINITE DAN

(Vilgax): THIS IS YOUR METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION??????

(Infinite Dan): WELL OFCOURSE LOL HOP ON

Vilgax hopped on Infinite Dan and they started flying to Vilgaxia. They landed on Vilgaxia.

(Vilgax): Now, to get the hot girls!...............................................................................................................................Ben,why don't you revert to human?

(Infinite Dan): I have no need to revert to human. I AM INFINITE DAN

(Vilgax): Whatever.

Vilgax went near a Chimera Sui Genisis or whatever they're called.

(Vilgax): Hey. You come here alot?

(Other Female Vilgax): Are you Vilgax?

(Vilgax): Yeah.

(Other Female Vilgax): I HATE YOU AND YOUR REIGN OF TERROR! YOU CHANGED OUR PLANET NAME JUST BECAUSE YOU RULED IT! I HATE YOU

(Vilgax): WAIT WHAT

She sprayed perfume on his eyes.

(Vilgax): AHHHHHHH MY EYES ARE BUUUUUUUURNING

(Infinite Dan): TROLOLOLOLO

SUDDENLY A SPACESHIP CRASHED IN FRONT OF THEM! Out of it came a female Vilgax thingy.

(Female Vilgax Thingy): OH VILGAX I'M SORRY I LEFT YOU

(Vilgax): NYAXX?

They started kissing grossly.

(Infinite Dan): EWWWWWWW NOT IN FRONT OF ME I'M JUST 16 I'M TOO YOUNG

(Vilgax): Well, what made you return?

(Nyaxx): Young Ben was such an annoying pest. And I fail at dating other guys.

(Vilgax): Me too.

(Nyaxx): Fail at dating other guys?

(Vilgax): I meant fail at dating other girls.

(Nyaxx): Oh well.

They started kissing again.

(Infinite Dan): WELL HERE'S A HAPPY ENDING I'M OUTTA HERE

He flew into space and started nyaning.

(Infinite Dan): NYANYANYANYANYANYANYAYNAYNAYANAYANNAYA NYANAYANYAYANAYA

THE END

Aliens Used[]

  • Treestump
  • Greymatter
  • Humongosaur
  • Infinite Dan

Characters[]

  • Vilgax
  • Ben
  • Gwen
  • Kevin
  • Nyaxx
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