Vikinged is the 13th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.
When Ben, Gwen and Kevin go to Norway to save a town from viking attack, Ben unlocks REO and a new evolution: VIKING FØRMS!
Ben, Gwen and Kevin were on the spaceship, and were flying.
(Ben): WHERE ARE WE GOING?
(Kevin): I told you when we got on the spaceship!
(Ben): You tied me to a chair and dragged me in.
(Kevin): Oh right. We're going to my Norwegian uncle to save his town from viking attacks. There are a lot of themm lately.
(Ben): OMG SO WE'RE GOING TO NORWEGIA?
(Kevin): It's Norway.
(Ben): But they are-
(Kevin): It's like Mexicans, they come from Mexico, not Mexica.
(Ben): OH GOD. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY CAME FROM MEXIC.
They landed in a town, and near a factory. Somebody came.
(Kevin): Hi uncle Gregøraf!
(Gregøraf): Hi Kevin, we really need help with this viking situatiøn. They are attacking everywhere!
(Gwen): How are there vikings here?
(Gregøraf): They were frøzen in an icecube until sømeøne melted the ice with a blowdryer.
(Ben): What is this factory anyways?
(Gregøraf): Øh, it's my Øreø factøry. It's the biggest in Nørway.
(Ben): OREO. FACTORY.
Ben is inn a dream, and he is seen jumping happily with oreos around, eating them all happily.
(Ben): Can I go take a tour?
(Gregøraf): Øh, sure.
Ben ran into the factory. A transformation noise is heard.
People are heard screaming, along with munching noises.
(Gwen): We could help you against them.
Upchuck was seen inside, eating happily.
(Upchuck): OREOS FOREVEEEER
Suddenly a viking ship broke in!
(Viking): RAAAAAH! GIVE ØØS ALL ØØV YER GOLD
(Upchuck): AHHHHHHHHH VIKINGS
Upchuck ate some oreo boxes, and spitted them at the vikings. The vikings cut the box with a axe, and an whole army came. Upchuck started spitting more boxes that he found, but it didn't help.
(Viking): By the pøwer of Thør, I WILL MAKE LIGHTNING STRIKE!
A lightning strike came from the ceiling.
(Upchuck): Upchuck isn't strong enough... I must try someone else! (transform) REO! WAIT WHAT? I'M AN OREO ALIEN!
The viking charged, and REO controlled some oreos to hit them. Then REO fired cream at the vikings, and then shuriken oreos, penetrating their shields. Gwen, Kevin and Gregøraf came in.
(Gregøraf): AHHHH VIKINGS!
(Gwen): Where's Ben?
(REO): I'M HERE!
(Kevin): An oreo alien? First a guy from Poptropica, then an pineapple platypus, then an oreo alien? SERIOUSLY?
(REO): YUS THIS ALIEN IS EPIK
REO created a milk wave, and all vikings flew backwards. One viking came running forwards.
(Viking): FØØØØØØØR THØØØØØØØR!
He bonked REO on the head with a club, and then clubbed Gwen and Kevin, then Gregøraf. They went unconsious.
(Viking): Put them in the in the ship.
They dragged them up into the viking ship, and started rowing. Later, Ben, Gwen, Kevin and Gregøraf woke up, and they were tied up to a pole.
(Gwen): On a viking ship!
(Ben): I meant... not in the oreo factory *sniff*
(Kevin): *sigh* Let's get out of here.
(Viking): YØØR NØT GØING ANYWHERE.
(Ben): DAMMIT. (transform) WATER HAZARD!
(Gwen): Good thinking Ben! You could control the waters around the ship to-
(Water Hazard): (shoots water into his mouth) Oh man, being unconsious makes you THIRSTY.
(Gwen): Umm, Ben?
(Water Hazard): Oh sorry Gwen, (fires water at Gwens face)
(Gwen): WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
(Water Hazard): You must be thirsty too after being unconsious.
(Viking): RAAAAAH ATTACK!
The Vikings charged at Water Hazard, and Water Hazard shot water at them.
(Viking): WITH THE PØWER ØF THØR, I WILL MAKE LIGHTNING STRIKE!
(Kevin): What idiots, the lightning will burn their boa-(lightning hits Kevin) Okay I was wrong.
Water Hazard shot a bit steam from his hands.
(Viking): WØW THIS IS A SAUNA HERE! AND IT'S 4 DEGREES!
A Viking came with his sword, and cut the Ultimatrix. It glowed brown.
(Water Hazard): Huh? This is weird.
(Viking): ØDIN HELP THIS SHIP GET TØ ØUR ICEBERG
A huge wave came and helped the ship get to the iceberg.
(Viking): NØW CØME WITH US!
(Gregøraf): Yøu can't make us!
(Viking): Yøu are øur prisøners! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
(Water Hazard): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLY ROASTED CHICKEN.
(Viking): NØW CØME WITH ME.
(Gwen): What's your name anyway?
(Viking): MY NAME IS AUTØGRAF.
(Autøgraf): YES SERIOUSLY! I'M THE VIKING LEADER! CØME ALREADY!
Autøgraf put them all in chains, and leaded them to a house on the iceberg. They were locked in the chains, and Ben returned to human.
(Autøgraf): We want sømething very simple. THAT KID.
(Ben): BUT WHY? I'M AN INNOCENT CUTE LITTLE KID! Okay, I'm not cute, not innocent, BUT I'M A KID!
(Autøgraf): But yøu can turn intø monsters. We want yøur Øreø mønster!
(Ben): You mean REO?
(Autøgraf): YES! YØU WILL GIVE US ØREØ SUPPLIES FØR THE REST ØF YØUR LIFE!
(Ben): B-b-ut why?
(Autøgraf): Because all we eat is fish! Breakfast is Salmøn-Øs, Lunch is Fishburger and dinner is herring! WE WANT ØREØS! Vikings, free him and førce him tø turn intø that Øreø creature!
The vikings freed Ben, and Ben turned into REO.
(REO): Okay, now I'll shoot an life-full supply of Oreos for all of you, okay?
(Vikings): TONIGHT WE FEAST IN VALHALLA! ØREØS! ØREØS!
(REO): Okay, now I'll-
(Viking): LET'S EAT HIM!
(Autøgraf): Gøød idea, Phønøgraf! LET'S EAT THE MØNSTER SIZED ØREØ!
(Gwen): Pffchct.... Are these even real names?
(Phønøgraf): Shut up.
(REO): NO WAY!
REO fired oreo shurikens, and hit some vikings. He fired the yummy cream, and created a milk wave to hit the vikings. But the vikings just ate them!
(Autøgraf) Haha, WE'RE HUNGRY
(REO): They are eating all my attacks! I must EVOLVE!
(Kevin): Why are all of your solutions are evolving?
(REO); Shut up Kevin. (slaps Ultimatrix symbol) REØ! This isn't an ultimate førm.... THIS IS A VIKING FØRM!
REØ fired øreøs at the vikings. He then used his hammar to hit them.
(Viking): HE BECAME A VIKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
REØ fired Oreo shurikens, and then fired milk. The vikings still ate them.
(REØ): THØR, MAKE LIGHTNING STRIKE!
A lightning striked, and hit a couple of vikings. REØ used Oreo shurikens and cut off the gang's chains. They ran outside.
(Gwen): Viking evolution? Seriously....
(REØ) SØ SERIØUS.
They ran out, and REØ summoned a viking ship. The vikings came running towards them.
(REØ): I THINK THERE IS ANØTHER EVØLUTION FØR THIS GUY! (slaps Ultimatrix symbol, but only reverted him back to human.) OOPS.
(Kevin): Not everything's solution is evolution, Ben.
(Ben): (transform) WAYLIGHTER! NEW ALIEN AWESOME!
(Gwen): What makes him so different from Heatblast?
(Waylighter): Because I can shapeshift mah hands. (turns hands into fire hammers) AWESUM RIGHT?
(Kevin): Okay... cool.
Waylighter flew towards the vikings and fired fire blasts, melting the ice. The Vikings threw a hammer in Waylighter's face.
(Waylighter): OW! MAH FACE HURTS. I MUST EVOLVE! (evolves) VIKING WAYLIGHTER!
(Autøgraf): Sweet baby Ødin... DO NOT ATTACK!
All vikings bowed towards Viking Waylighter.
(Viking Waylighter): What? Wait a second... I have a beard!
(Kevin): And it's an epic one.
(Autøgraf): WE'LL GIVE YØU ALL ØUR VIKING SHIPS FØR THAT EPIK BEARD. GIVE IT.
(Viking Waylighter): Thank yøu but I døn't care about Viking ships...
THE SKIES OPENED, AND A HUGE HAND CAME OUT!
(Voice from the sky): I AM THØR, THE NØRSE GØD!
(Kevin): Gwen, remind me to change my religion to Norse Mythology.
(Viking Waylighter): WHAT DØ YØU WANT?
(Thør): Yøur beard... it is in cømplete perfectiøn... nø one can have such an amazing beard.
(Viking Waylighter): WOAH. I NEVER KNEW MY BEARD WAS SO EPIC.
(Thør): Press this.
(Viking Waylighter): Fourth wall breaker.
(Thor): HEY I'M A GØD. I CAN DO THAT. GIMME YOUR FREAKIN BEARD NOW.
(Odin): NO, GIVE ME THE FREAKING BEARD! I'LL GIVE YOU HEAPS OF MONEY AND GOLD!
(Viking Waylighter): (takes a razor in his hand, but it melts) Sorry, but my heat melts off the razor! (starts feeling the beard) Oh... this is a gøød beard... it's so red and furry... oh yes... Sørry, BUT IT'S MY BEARD! I'M NØT GIVING IT TO ANYBODY!
(Odin, Thor, Autøgraf, and the vikings): WHAT?
(Gregøraf): I don't think this will end well.
All the vikings charged at Viking Waylighter, and Viking Waylighter summoned a viking ship. Gwen, Kevin, Gregøraf and Viking Waylighter went on it, and Viking Waylighter fired fire blasts from the back of the ship to propel it faster. The vikings went on the ships after it, and Thor and Odin's hand came from the sky over the ship. Thor fired lightning, and the ship started to burn. VW propelled the ship so fast, that they reached America in a second.
(Thor) Oh I quit. I'll never have an epic beard. *sniff*
(Autøgraf): (ship is in the middle of the pacific ocean) Dammit, where the heck are we?
Back in america, Ben returned to human.
(Ben): WOW MY BEARD ALIEN IS AWESUM
(Kevin): Yes it is.
In the sky, the Olympic Gods are seen.
(Hera): Oh Zeus, your beard is so marvelous.
(Zeus): Oh yes, yes it is.
ARES CAME RUNNING IN.
(Ares): News from the Norse Gods... They say they have found a better beard than yours!
(Ares): (shows picture of Viking Waylighter)
(Zeus): MY BEARD IS EPICER! I WILL CHALLENGE HIM!
THE END! OR IS IT....
- Zeus (cameo)
- Hera (cameo)
- Ares (cameo)
- DA VIKINGS