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Hey guys, welcome to the Creative Writing contest, part of the Spring Fanon Con of 2016! Two users had signed up for the contest, Steven and CaT, and the objective was: Show your creative side as you try to write something funny to make us all laugh out loud. It can be a poem, a story, or anything in between.

Here are the results:

Second Place - Steven

Unfortunately, Steven did not end up submitting an entry for the fanon con.

First Place - CaT - "Ask Ben 10"

CaT's Entry

[Open to a large television studio not unlike what you would see on Stephen Colbert or some other hosted television show. Ben Tennyson is sitting on the chair behind the desk, waving to a cheering audience.]

[Ben]: “Thank you, thank you! We’re about to start, so if you could all please settle down a bit-”

(The crowd almost immediately settles down.)

[Ben]: (Thinking) ‘Well, you didn’t have to do it that quickly!’

[Ben]: “Anyways, thank you all for coming, and welcome to the very first episode of

ASK BEN 10!

[Ben]: “There’s a lot of misinformation about me out there, so I’d like to set the record straight by getting straight to the point and answering fan questions directly! Without any further ado, let’s get started!”

(Ben pulls over a laptop from the side of the desk and presses a button, displaying the first question.)

[Ben]: “Our first question is from ‘xXx-GamerDude69lol69-xXx’, who asks ‘lol i laid ur mum lst night n0b wat r u gona do m8 fite me irl.’”

[Ben]: “First off, that’s not a question, that’s a statement. Secondly, anytime, anywhere, buddy! I’ve got a Humoungousar fist with your [BLEEPED] name on it!”

[Ben]: “Okay, okay, next question. Our next question is from ‘DefinitelyNotVilgax4Reals64’, who asks ‘I will destroy you and take the Omnitrix, Tennyson! Love, DefinitelyNotVilgax4Reals64. Winky face.'”

[Ben]: “You know what, let’s just skip that one.”

[Ben]: “Our next question is from ‘AnalysisDude77’, who asks ‘Why did Vilgax take a laser blast for you that one time even though he wants you destroyed? That made no sense from a character perspective!’"

[Ben]: “Finally, a normal question! Well, AnalysisDude77, I think we all know by now that Vilgax is more than a bit Tsundere for me. How else do you explain him coming back all the time?”

[Ben]: “Alright, our next question is from ‘DeadDiagon’, who asks ‘W̬͎͟ͅH̫̯̖͢E̥̘̟N ̙͚I̩̥͚̮̣̭̥ ̞̥R̺̹̥̩͔̹̤I̯̤S̘͚̺̣͕ͅÈ̮ ̷̯F̠̮̲R͇̪͈͝O͕̘̲̥̪͟M̯̼̺ ̶M͘Y ̧G͙̖̙R͖̞͟Ḁ͇̩͉͠V̩̠E̪̩̤͚ ̯̹I̺̳̩̻̫ ̲͚͇̙̰͍̞Ṣ͖͍ͅH̶̝̗̪̠͓̘A̖L̸͎̗͕̻L̝̮̜̠ ̬̖̤̤D̛̼̩͈̥̭͚̦E̥̖̘̥͇S͉T̫̬̜͍͟R͕̪O͙̱̫̞͖͈̝͟Y̼̞̹̮ ͙̦̹͢Y̳̝͔͚̺O̪̙͉U̸̫͖R̵ ̸͈̩̰̦̪W̹̥̬̤͍͚ͅO̝͝R̹̩L̴̠͈D̤ ̛A͓N̼̞̤̭̠͓Ḏ͈̭ ̦S̢̠H̵̫͚O̝̻͠V̷̲E̖̗̤̗ ̻̺͉̩̖TH̴̠̬̞̪̥͇̝E͓̬̝̟̲̝͉S̝̥͙E͙̫ ̯̳̻̲̲͈̩͟T̤͖̦̗͓̝͎Ȩ͙̯̭͇̬̺̠Ṋ̴̠͙̭̮͇TA̢̻͕͚C̳̘̥͍̦͙͝ͅL͏͙͚E̺̻̙͙̰̪S̙̯̤ ̜̺̠̕W̮͇̖̞̮̯HḘ͕͈̦̕R̰E̢ͅ ̝͓N͙̱͔͖̙̺̯O̰̦̺̕NE̫̥̫ ̨̺̟̻H̶̠̞̙A̹̼̬͍̣V̦̰̤̳̯̪͡E̮̞̞ ҉̥͍G̷̬͍̙̝̝Ọ͍ͅN̹̲͈̯͔E͎͙͖͖͚͓̮ ̰̙̲̳B̛̼̹̥̪͓ͅE͉͈͙F̴Ọ̞̤̖̲R̛͍̤̖É͚̟͇̙̞͈̫.’"

[Ben]: “Again, not a question. You people are terrible at this! Anyways, sorry buddy, but I’ve been on the internet, and trust me, there are NO places a tentacle has not gone before!”

[Random guy from the audience]: “Even that place?”

[Ben]: “Especially that place!”

[Random guy from the audience]: “Oh god!”

[Ben]: (Hurriedly) “Moving on! Our next question is from-”

(Ben is interrupted by Vilgax suddenly falling through the ceiling and landing on his feet. He stands up and points at Ben menacingly)

[Vilgax]: “TENNYSON!”

[Ben]: (Reaches for the Omnitrix) “What now, squid-face? You back for another beating?!”

[Vilgax]: “Actually, I object to what you’ve said on this program! Such slander of my image will not be tolerated!”

[Ben]: “Man, some people just can’t take a joke.”

[Vilgax]: “The only joke here is you! The proper terminology is ‘Yandere’, not ‘Tsundere’!”

[Ben]: “I-Wait, what?”

[Vilgax]: “A ‘Tsundere’ is cold on the outside but warm on the inside, much like the lava-based confections you humans know as Hot Pockets! A ‘Yandere’ is obsessed with the object of their affections in a much more murderous way! I shall not allow you to slander me or the glorious honor of Japan with your blatant misuse of the term!”

[Ben]: “...Oh my god.”

[Vilgax]: “And as a matter of fact, I just so happen to have a question for your idiotic show myself while I’m here!”

[Ben]: “Ugh, fine. What is it?”

[Vilgax]: “How do you keep destroying my robots?! They were made from the finest of Glorious Nippon Steel!”

[Ben]: “Well, that would explain why they were so easy to break...”

[Vilgax]: “How dare you?! As soon as my new katanas arrive, I will personally slice you to pieces for your insolence! For now, I think I’ll just bomb this studio!”

(Vilgax reaches for a remote-like device on his belt, but is interrupted by one of his gauntlets beeping.)

[Vilgax]: “Oh no, the next episode of Kitty-Star Mew Power Magica! I forgot to set the DVR!” (Turns to face Ben) “This isn’t over, Tennyson! I will return!”

(Vilgax leaps out of the studio, creating another hole in the roof.)

[Ben]: “...You know what, folks? I think that about wraps this up. Thanks for coming, and I’ll see you all on the next episode of Ask Ben! Goodnight everybody!”


Although CaT was the only one who submitted an entry, this had me laugh out loud several times, just scanning through this. In a library. Thanks CaT. Overall, even if another user had competed, I feel this would've ranked highly either way. Nice job!


That wraps up this Fanon Con's contests! Make sure to be on chat tomorrow for the first round of presentations! Thanks guys!

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The poll was created at 02:29 on April 7, 2016, and so far 5 people voted.
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