Welcome! Due to the real user not being here, the Dark-intro-o-matic 5000 has greeted you for him. Enjoy the wide selection of info you probably don't care while thinking about your favorite store on the Citadel.
- Speedy: The user that's....speedy. Added cause I'm on her's and she's really nice.
- Sci: He's Bill N-*Gets Shot.* Added cause I'm on his and just plain out cool.
- Ahmad: This guy's name is a series. Added cause he put on of those mind control hedbands on me and made me add him.
- Mig: XLR8 user icon guy. Added cause he's a good RP guy. Trust me, when the plot of an RP is a waffle maker that can change a waffle's color you get to know a guy.
- Photon: Photonic guy. Added cause I'm like the idea guru for him.
- Nick: Because his nukes are holding me hostage to do this, and because he's awesome.
- Sub: You know when someone walks up to you and the weather gets cold all of a sudden, and you then respect the person because he has powers to do that? Yeah. It's kind of like that with this guy.
- Toon: BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAAAAAAN!
Aliens of alieness
Life lessons of life
- When the toilet starts talking it's time to give up.
- Don't call a woman fat.
- When the fat lady sings, join the singing.
- When your in a fight, scream "I'M A MAN!" then proceed to punch your enemy in the gut. Even do this if you're a girl or it won't work.
- Steal cars or cars will steal you, Soviet Russia or not.
Videos of videoness
Chat moments of chatness
Gifts of Birthdayness
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