Ultimatrix Hax is the 63rd episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.
Ben and Jimmy totally fuq up the Ultimatrix. And now Ben has two Ultimatrixes.
Ben is walking on the streets.
(Ben): LET'S BUY TACOS
Suddenly, Jimmy Jones comes
(Ben): Oh hi Jimmy.
(Jimmy): I have an awesome idea for you!
(Jimmy): Have you ever wished for... TWO ULTIMATRIXES?
(Ben): YES HOW DO YOU KNOW
(Jimmy): Now listen to my master plan.
(Ben): Oh mai god yus yus
(Jimmy): Transform into Echo Echo, duplicate and revert to human.
Ben did that.
(Ben): WOAH TWO BENS
(Jimmy): Now one of you, turn into Goop.
(Ben): KK (transform) GOOP!
(Jimmy): Take the Ultimatrix from Goop.
He took it from the goop thingamagigy, and the Goop Ben reverted to human.
(Ben2): WAIT MAH ULTIMATRIX
(Jimmy): Now take his Ultimatrix!
He put the other Ultimatrix on his other hand.
(Ben): OH MY FUDGING GOD. TWO ULTIMATRIXES?!?!?
(Jimmy): Yes. Awesome isn't it?
(Ben2): What about me?
(Jimmy): Send him to the Insane Asylum.
(Ben2): WAIT WHAAT
(Ben): But won't I be split into a whiny Ben and a Hulk Ben?
(Jimmy): Use Smartypants to fix your half-stupid brain!
(Ben): (transforms) SMARTYPANTS! Okay... fixing my stupid brain... FIXED
He had the second Ultimatrix on his belt.
(Ben2): But... what about me?
(Smartypants): GO TO THE INSANE ASYLUM (telekinetic knockback)
(Ben2): FUUU REVENGE WILL BE MINE
He ran away.
(Smartypants): (reverts) TWO ULTIMATRIXES? One on each arm? I feel epic. Jimmy you are an awesome dude.
LATER THAT DAY
(Ben): GWEN KEVIN I HAVE TWO ULTIMATRIXES
(Kevin): Uhh, what?
(Ben): Echo Echo, Goop Smartypants and THEN TWO ULTIMATRIXES
(Gwen): Are you sure Azmuth is okay with this?
(Ben): Pretty sure he isn't.
(Kevin): How does this even work?
(Ben): LOOK (transforms) HUMONGOSAUR!
He still had the Ultimatrix on the other arm.
(Humungousaur): (transforms) HUMUNGOHUMUNGOSAURSAUR
He had two Ultimatrix symbols.
(Kevin): WHAT THE FUDGE BEN
(Humungohumungosaursaur): NOW I CAN EVEN MORE OVERUSE HUMUNGOSAUR!
(Gwen): Ben, Azmuth is going to come when he finds out about it and he is going to be mad as hell.
(Humungosaur2): Eh. I HAVE TWO ULTIMATRIXES WOOHOO
(Kevin): GUYS ANIMO IS ATTACKING THE ZOO
(Ben): It's two Ultimatrixes time!
They went to Animo. He was riding a mutant firebreathing turtle.
(Animo): Hello, Ben Tennyson. Long time no see.
(Ben): I HAVE TWO ULTIMATRIXES NOW ANIMO (transform) Swampfire!
Swampfire blasted fire at Animo. The turtle breathes so much fire and engulfed Swampfire with flames. A green flash was seen.
(Animo): Uhh, what?
The turtle jumped on Swampfire, who shot more fire in his face.
(Swampfire): Maybe Swampswampfirefire isn't enough. (evolves) ULTIMATE SWAMPSWAMPFIREFIRE!
(Kevin): What. The. Fuq.
Ultimate Swampswampfirefire threw fire bombs and the turtle flew back. Then the turtle breathed a fireball.
(Ultimate Swampswampfirefire): THIS IS NOT ENOUGH (evolves) ULTIMATE ULTIMATE SWAMPSWAMPFIREFIRE!
(Gwen): WHAT THE FUDGE
Ultimate Ultimate Swampswampfirefire had two faces and four arms.
(UUSSFF): AWESOME TWICE THE FIRE GRENADES
He threw so much fire grenades and blasted so much fire the turtle flew into SPAAACE
(Gwen): Azmuth will be ecoming any second now.
(UUSSFF): Ultimate Ultimate Swampswampfirefire is AWESOME!
(Kevin): You are going to totally fudge up the Ultimatrix, Ben.
(UUSSFF): IKR (reverts) (reverts) (reverts) (reverts) Okay I'm human again.
(Gwen): Any minute now.
(Ben): GWEN LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SLAP THEM TOGETHER
A hologram of REO and a hologram of Moustachio were seen, and Ben slapped the Ultimatrixes together.
(Gwen): Holy carp.
(MoustachREO): I HAVE A MOUSTACHE AND OREOKINESIS!
(Gwen): BEN STOP SCREWING AROUND WITH GALVAN TECH
(MoustachREO): MOUSTACHE OREOS ENGAGE
He fired Oreos with Moustaches.
(MoustachREO): I feel epic.
IN AN EVIL PLACE
(Ben2): Albedo, I would like your assistance.
(Albedo): Ben Tennyson wants my assistance?
(Ben2): I am not Ben, but his clone. He took my Ultimatrix so he could...have two Ultimatrixes. He's using it to become forms like Swampswampfirefire and Ultimate Ultimate Swampswampfirefire.
(Albedo): So you want your Ultimatrix back?
(Ben2): Yes, I do. We can work together to get it.
(Albedo): I see. What can you do?
(Ben2): Nothing really. But I know the weaknesses of all Ben's aliens.
(Albedo): Let's take him down.
Latur, Ben was still playing around with his double Ultimatrix.
(Ben): (slaps Ultimatrixes together) XLRTRACK HOLY SHEET I'M SO FREAKING FAST
He was twice the speed of XLR8 and he ran like crazy.
(Jimmy): Hey Ben, like the double Ultimatrix?
XLRtrack ran away.
(XLRtrack): wootwootwootwootwootwootwootwoot (times out) Awww.
SUDDENLY ALBEDO AND EVIL BEN CAME
(Jimmy): Ben? Isn't that your clone and Albedo?
(Albedo): We want your second Ultimatrix, and you better give it to us.
(Ben): NOT ON MY TWO WATCHES (doubletransformation) WALKAWALKATROUTROUT! Wait, I didn't want him!
(Ben2): He's the boy who told him how to make me! We can use him as a hostage!
(Walkawalkatroutrout): NOOOO JIMMY
He ran towards them and slipped towards them.
(Walkawalkatroutrout): THIS GUY SUCKS
(Albedo): (transforms into Astrodactyl) If you want the boy back, you will need to give me the second Ultimatrix.
Astrodactyl grabbed Jimmy and flew away.
(Astrodactyl): Byebye, Ben.
He flew away and Kevin and Gwen came.
(Kevin): Ben, what just happened and why are you Walkatrout with two Ultimatrix symbols?
(Walkawalkatroutrout): Uhhh mistransformation?
(Gwen): I told you you'd screw up the Ultimatrix.
(WWTT): Well, Albedo and Ben2 took Jimmy Jones! We must save him!
(Kevin): And what happens if you accidently turn into Nanomatter?
(WWTT): I can revert to human any time I want. (reverts) See?
(Kevin): How do we find him?
(Gwen): I still have that spell that finds people, you know.
(Kevin): Oh, right.
Gwen used it on a part of Jimmy's shirt.
(Gwen): I found him. Follow me.
She found the evil place with Albedo and Ben2.
(Albedo): Oh hello Ben. Want Jimmy back? Give me the Ultimatrix.
(Ben): NO WAY COMBO TIME (slaps them together) HEATJAW- Wait, what? Not this guy again!
(Gwen): Heatjaws? SERIOUSLY?
(Heatjaws): Yes, kinda.
(Gwen): There isn't a drop of water anywhere.
(Heatjaws): I noticed that. Let's try someone else. (reverts, tries again) CRASHRG! Wait, what?
CrashRG tried jumping, but he was too freaking heavy, and he barely jumped.
(Albedo): You're pathetic Ben. (transforms) Armodrillo!
Armodrillo jumped and created an Earthquake.
(CrashRG): This... is not good. (fires energy)
Armodrillo punched CrashRG.
(CrashRG): Not very useful... (reverts, tries again) TROLLWORST! ARE YOU FUDGING KIDDING ME
(Armodrillo): You're going down, Ben.
Armodrillo punched Trollworst in the face.
(Trollworst): Doesn't hurt. (gets punched again) NOPE (gets punched again) HAHA NOPE
(Armodrillo): How about an earthuake in your face!
He created an earthquake in his face.
(Kevin): Ben, stop screwing with the Ultimatrix!
Gwen released Trollworst from Armodrillo.
(Trollworst): Come on, someone useful this time (reverts and tries again) T-Lighter! Well, good enough.
T-lighter blasted fireballs and bited Armodrillo. Armodrillo turned into Diamondhead, and shot diamonds at T-Lighter. While they fought, Gwen and Kevin released Jimmy.
(Gwen): Kevin, get Jimmy back home.
Kevin put Jimmy in his car, and they drove home.
Meanwhile, T-Lighter was losing against Diamondhead.
(T-lighter): T-Lighter is too weak. (evolves) ULTIMATE VIKING T-LIGHTER! I am a bearded fried chicken! I am epic!
(Diamondhead): Woah. Fried Chicken. Time to fight fire with (transforms) WATER HAZARD! Dammit, why am I screaming my names out.
(UVTL): Øh yeah? THØR, MAKE LIGHTNING STRIKE!
Lightning striked Water Hazard Albedo, and Ultimate Viking T-Lighter reverted to human. Albedo was knocked out, and Ben2 jumped on Ben.
(Ben2): Give... me... the Ultimatrix!
(Ben): No way. (transforms) GOOP! Oh damn
The other Ultimatrix fell off. Ben2 took it.
(Azmuth): Hello, Ben. I see you've screwed up my Ultimatrix.
(Ben2): IT'S- wait, Azmuth?
(Azmuth): Ben2, give me the Ultimatrix.
Azmuth took it.
(Azmuth): I'm taking the Ultimatrix back home and I will destroy it.
He took the Ultimatrix, and threw it into his ship.
Albedo woke up. He transformed into Stinkfly.
(Stinkfly): Get on my back, Ben2.
(Ben2): Bye, Ben. REVENGE WILL BE MINE MUHAHAHA
They flied away.
(Azmuth): As for you Ben, I know the punishment for you.
(Goop): (Reverts) Nuuuuuu!
(Azmuth): I'm giving you all these crappy alien combos you just got as permanent aliens. Also, I'm making mistake transformations more common.
(Ben): MOAR ALIENS
(Azmuth): Bye, Ben. Next time, I'm not going to stop the Ultimatrix from blowing you and the rest of galaxy apart when you screw it up.
Azmuth went to his spaceship and flew back home. Gwen was making a video of it.
(Gwen): Hahaha, you just got owned by Azmuth.
Kevin came back.
(Kevin): Have fun with Walkawalkatroutrout and Trollworst, Ben.
- Echo Echo
- Ultimate Swampswampfirefire
- Ultimate Ultimate Swampswampfirefire
- Ultimate Viking T-Lighter
- Water Hazard
- Jimmy Jones
- Dr. Animo
- Mutant Turtle