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An Ben 10: Stupidity Force episode.

Plot

(Ben): KEVIN GWEN I NEED HELP

(Gwen): On what?

(Ben): I have an history assignment.

(Kevin): Did you let Ben go to school?

(Gwen): I couldn't stand watching Ben and Eggy destroy thehouse all day!

(Ben): BUT ITZ FUN

(Gwen): -___-

(Ben): OHMAH GAWD COOL ASCII FACE

(Kevin): Okay... what's your assignment?

(Ben): I'm supposed to write an assignment about the gold rush and the cowboys.

(Kevin): Okaaay.

(Ben): I watched some cowboy movies and gave the assignment but the teacher said I have one week to do it right.

(Gwen): What movies?

(Ben): Rango, Cowboys and Aliens, Toy Story 2.

(Kevin):-_________-

(Ben): OH MAH GOD I WANT TO MAKE THESE FACES TOO

(Gwen): Kevin, let's help Ben through his history assignments.

(Kevin): Ugh ok.

(Ben): YAYAYAYAYAYAYALOL

(Kevin): But how exactly will we go back in time?

(Ben): Um.... I KNOW

(Gwen): What?

(Ben): Well in a lot of movies and series people are frozen, and appear in the future. So if we burn ourselves, we would go back to the past!

(Kevin): THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER

(Ben): O RLY (transform) HEATBLAST! (burns Kevin, Gwen and Eggy)

(Kevin): AHHHHH

They appeared in a cowboy town.

(Gwen): Wow...... this actually worked.

(Heatblast): NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF NONSENSE

(Kevin): Wow.

A cowboy came on a horse.

(Cowboy): Well hello ter outsiders! What town you be coming from?

(Heatblast): We come from Bellwood!

(Cowboy): Bellwood? That town where all the crooks come from? YOU AIN'T ENTERING THIS TOWN, THAT'S FUR SURE! YEEHAW (shots with his guns)

(Heatblast): HOLY SHEEP!

They started running away. They reached Bellwood. It looked like a cowboy town. A bunch of crooks came around him.

(Crooks): Nos dan todo su dinero

(Heatblast): Wut.

(Crook): Give us all your money.

(Heatblast): NO U

(Crook): If you attack, I'll shoot this guy.

(Kevin): Ben.....

(Heatblast): Ok.

(Crook): Now, give us the money.

(Heatblast): (transform) T-REX! RAWR

(Crook): AY CARAMBA

The crooks ran away.

(Gwen): Now what?

(T-Rex): We find gold. RAWR.

(Kevin): And how do we find gold?

(T-Rex): We ask someone. Hey do you know a good gold mine?

(Person): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (RUNS AWAY)

(T-Rex): WHERE IS IT RAAAAAAWR

(Person): AHH A MONSTER

(T-Rex): I'M NOT A MONSTER I'M A DINOSAUR

(Person): AHHHH

(T-Rex): Where is the gold mine?

(Person): It's over there... (gives directions) NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

(T-Rex): Ok

T-Rex spun and hit a water thingy. All the water spilled down.

(Angry people): HEY THAT MONSTER BROKE ALL OUR WATER SUPPLY

(Gwen): Ben... I think you just created a paradox.

(T-Rex): Oh fudge.

T-Rex started running away, and Kevin, Gwen and Eggy climbed on his back.

(T-Rex): TO THE GOLD MIIIIIIIIIINE

The ran to the gold mines.

MEANWHILE IN BELLWOOD

(Person): We ain't got any water!

(Person 2) YEAH KILL THE BEAST

Suddenly, someone came. It was..

(Upchuck Norris): I can help you.

(Person): Ok then.

(Upchuck Norris): I AM AWESOME, AND I WILL KILL THE BEAST!

Everyone cheered.

MEANWHILE

(T-Rex): Well we avoided them.

(Kevin): Now what?

(T-Rex): (reverts to human) LET'S FIND US SOME GODAMN GOLD, PARTNERS. It's gold or bust, I ain't stopping for anyone!

(Kevin): What?

(Ben): Cowboy talk.

(Kevin): Okaaay.

(Gwen): Well, we should help you with your assignment.

(Ben): Oh um... when I gave the teacher the assignment she just gave me an F-. I told you this just so I could go back to cowboy times.

(Kevin): WHAT? THEN GET US BACK TO OUR TIME FOR HEAVENS SAKE!

(Ben): Meh.

(Kevin): I'LL KILL YOU

NO, I DO THE KILLING.

(Kevin): What? Who said that?

(Ben): I think the narrarator did...

UPCHUCK NORRIS APPEARED!

(Upchuck Norris): Hello Ben! I am so awesome I can even voice the narrarator! MWAHAHAHAHAAH! I WANT REVENGE!

(Ben): For what? AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

(Upchuck Norris): BECAUSE OF YOU I DIDN'T EAT SNOFRISK! YOUR LITTLE BIRD FRIEND SENT ME INTO SPACE! I reached here using awesomeness, and I knew you were here.

(Ben): :O YAY ASCII FACEZ

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(Upchuck Norris): I KNOW RIGHT? NOW DIIE

(Ben): AHHHHH (transform) XLR8!

XLR8 dashed through the sands, and created a sandstorm around Upchuck Norris. Upchuck Norris turned the sandstorm into glass and smashed it.

(XLR8): Sweet baby jesus that is the awesomest move ever.

(Upchuck Norris): Yus.

XLR8 dashed away.

(XLR8): Ohwaiteggy

XLR8 dashed back and took Eggy.

(Gwen); BEN!

(Kevin): BEN YOU FREAKING IDIOT WHY DID YOU LEAVE US HERE WITH UPCHUCK NORRIS

(Upchuck Norris): I don't care about you guys. I care about Ben and his bird! And the space cow.

(Gwen): Oh... okay.

(Kevin): Yep.

NOW WITH BEEEEEEN

(Eggy) BAGAHK

(XLR8): Upchuck Norris is so awesome he's scaring the (word censored due to profanity copyright problems with the US rapper organization) out of me.

(Eggy): Kraaaaawk.

(XLR8): Huh. HEY HERE IS THE GOLD MINE!

A bunch of gold miners came.

(Goldminer): Hi there.

(XLR8): Hi can I get gold?

(Goldminer): Only if you got a lot of money.

(XLR8): ...... I DON'T HAVE MONEY

(Goldminer): Then no gold.

(XLR8): NO GOLD?

Five minutes later.

(Goldminer): Why did you just stare at me for five minutes?

(XLR8):.... I dunnolol. GIMME THE FREAKING GOLD

(Goldminer): Then how about MINING IT YOURSELF?

(XLR8): I CAN DO THAT?

(Goldminer): Talk to the manager.

(XLR8): Who's the manager?

(Othergoldminer): I am.

(XLR8): I WANT TO MINE GOLD

(Manager): Okay, but give me 40% percent of what you mine.

(XLR8): YAY EGGY LET'S GO MINE GOLD

They went into the gold mine.

(XLR8): How do I mine gold?

(Goldminer): It's in the rocks you idiot.

(XLR8): Oh. (transform) ARMODRILLO! (creates earthquake) I'MMM GOOOOING TO GEET RIIIIIIIIICH

(Goldminer): YOU IDIOT YOU ARE CAUSING A CAVE-IN!

Everyone but Eggy and Ben ran out. The cave crashed into itself.

(Goldminer): MANAGAER THE CAVE CRASHED!

(Manager): I know. It was my plan.

He unzipped himself, and it was actually Upchuck Norris!

(Upchuck Norris): MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Out of the rocks came Armodrillo and Eggy.

(Armodrillo): WOAH I GOT SO MUCH GOLD

(Upchuck Norris): ARGH I'LL KILL YOU

(Armodrillo): AHH NUUU (transform) WAYLIGHTER

(Upchuck Norris): Pfft. I can kick your butt.

(Waylighter): O RLY

(Upchuck Norris): OHYEAH

(Waylighter): O RLY

(Upchuck Norris): OHYEAH


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(Upchuck Norris): OHYEAH

(Waylighter): O RLY

(Upchuck Norris): OHYEAH


(Waylighter): O RLY

(Upchuck Norris): OHYEAH

(Waylighter): O RLY

(Upchuck Norris): OHYEAH


(Waylighter): O RLY

(Upchuck Norris): OHYEAH

(Waylighter): O RLY

(Upchuck Norris): OHYEAH

(Waylighter): Let's stop.

Upchuck Norris created a sand wave and Waylighter burned it and turned it into glass. Upchuck Norris smashed the glass and did a supah punch that made Waylighter fly backwards.

(Waylighter): OMG I NEED TO BE MORE POWERFUL (evolves) VIKING WAYLIGHTER

(Upchuck Norris): That beard is as awesome as me.... I LOVE YOU

(Viking Waylighter): I løve me tøø.

Viking Waylighter made a lightning strike Upchuck Norris. Upchuck Norris twirled it around himself and threw it back at Viking Waylighter. Viking Waylighter hit it with his hammar.

(Viking Waylighter); OHHH YEAAAAAAAH

(UN): ARGGGGGGGH

Upchuck Norris created a lightning strike too, and VW summoned a viking ship with vikings.

(Viking): ØØKEN ØØKEN ØRLAF!

They attacked Uchuck Norris. UUpchuck norris threw them off him.

(UN): ENOUUUUUUGH THIS ISN'T TIME FOR VIKINGS! NOW TO KILL YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Uchuck Norris blasted Viking Waylighter away. Viking Waylighter landed in a corn field. Upchuck Norris came towards him.

(Upchuck Norris): I WILL NOW KILL YOU. ONCE. AND. FOR. ALL.

(Viking Waylighter): But I got an epik beard.

(Upchuck Norris): Well thenn.

(Viking Waylighter): (reverts to human) HOLY CRUD HOW DID YOU DO THAT

(Upchuck Norris): IF ARAB TERRORISTS CAN WHY CAN'T I?

(Ben): Good point. EWW THERES A WORM ON MY ULTIMATRIX

(Ultimatrix): Diabrotican DNA unlocked.

(Ben): Huh. (transform) WESTERN CORN ROOTWORM! (spits) I ain't liking yer style Upchook Norrise!

(Upchuck Norris): Wut.

The corn wrapped around Upchuck Norris.

(WCRW): RAAAAAAWR

(UN): You can't do this to me! I'm Upchuck Norris!

(WCRW): I ain't caring, you be wanting to kill me?

UPCHUCK NORRIS GOT OUT

(WCRW): Oh yeah? YEEHAW (shoots Upchuck Norris)

Upchuck Norris cut the bullets in half!

(Upchuck Norris): MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

A bunch of cowboys on horses came and crushed Upchuck Norris.

(Upchuck Norrris): THAT WON'T STOP ME!

Worms came crawling on Upchuck Norris.

(Upchuck Norris): LOL FAIL! What would worms do to me?

(WCRW): One. Two. Three.

A huge worm came out of the ground and ate Upchuck Norris.

(WCRW): (summons horse) HORSIE LET'S RIDE TO BELLWOOD!

They rode. They reached the gold mines, and picked up Eggy. Then they reached Bellwood and reached Gwen and Kevin.

(WCRW): C'MON GUYS WE'RE GOING TO THE FUTURE!

(Kevin): And I thought Ek was the weirdest.

(WCRW): (transform) ARTICGUANA! (freezes himself, Gwen, Kevin and Eggy.)

Some years later.

(Articguana): (reverts) YAY!

(Gwen): Where is Bellwood?

(Paradox): Someone created a time paradox!

LATTTTTTEEEEEEEER

Waterhazard is filling the water tank of the western Bellwood.

(Angry people): GET IT FINISHED!

(Waterhazard): AHH OKAY OKAY

THE END

Aliens Used

Characters

  • Ben
  • Gwen
  • Kevin
  • Eggy
  • Western guyz
  • Paradox (cameo)

Villains

  • Upchuck Norris
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