The Lag Machine is a Plumbers episode.
|Season 1, Episode 10|
Cibus was running to Peixes.
(Cibus): It's been two and a half years since we had an episode!
(Peixes): OH NO
(Cibus): WE NEED TO MAKE A NEW EPISODE NOW
(Peixes): Dude, the episode already begun.
(Cibus): guh breaking the fourth wall hurts my brain
NON-EXISTANT THEME SONG
(Peixes): So what now?
(Cibus): We need to do something interesting.
(Peixes): fuqfuqfuqfuq what just happened
(Cibus): YOU CURSED
(Peixes): Saying fuq is okay.
(Cibus): Cool. Can I curse too?
(Peixes): k sure
(Peixes): Cibus, we need to find out what's exploding.
Cibus tore down the wall between D42 and D43. Exypnos was building something.
(Peixes): EXYPNOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(Exypnos): Gather up fish thing and dinosaur guy and let me tell you the story of the Perpetual Explosion Device Of Brainy Encephalonan And Retrecir.
(Retrecir): I told you we should have called it The Lag Machine!
(Exypnos): It's PEDOBEAR. I already patented it at least fifteen times so you're stuck with this name.
(Cibus): TELL US THE STORY OF PEDOBEAR EXYPNOS
(Exypnos): Well, I created PEDOBEAR so it could be called the greatest creation of all times and would be loved by children all around the world.
(Cibus): So all it does is explode forever?
(Exypnos): Kind of probably theres a possibility yes.
(Cibus): What does this button do?
(P.E.D.O.B.E.A.R.): Explosion frequency up to 6969696969696969 Hertz.
(Exypnos): YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
(Cibus): WHAT JUST HAPPENED
(Exypnos): You imbecile! You've lagged us all!
(Peixes): DAMMIT PEDOBEAR
Pedobear runs towards them.
(Pedobear): Don't worry. I still love you.
Pedobear runs away.
(Exypnos): By clickitying the PEDOBEAR, you've lagged up the universe!
(Cibus): Which means?
(Exypnos): THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS FROZEN EXCEPT US
(Exypnos): Do you understand what that means?
(Peixes): Infinite Ice Cream?
(Exypnos): No, you idiots! We'll never finish Plumber Academy!
(Peixes): ...has this show ever been about us doing Plumber related stuff?
(Peixes): All we've ever done was random sheet like super awkward silence times and waste our money on bananas.
(Exypnos): Good point. You know what, just do whatever the heck you want until I finish fixing P.E.D.O.B.E.A.R.
They ran out of the room.
(Cibus): What now?
(Peixes): Let's make everyone pick their nose.
They went back to their room. They stuck Ledus' finger up his nose.
(Peixes): Now let's do it to Sartan!
Peixes held up Sartan's claw.
(Peixes): Hm. Where do I stick this thing?
(Cibus): Uh... does he even have a nose?
(Peixes): I don't really know.
They stared at the claw for half an hour trying to understand how the hell can a oversized crab pick his nose.
(Cibus): Ah fuq this.
(Peixes): Let's draw moustaches on everyone!
(Cibus): HECK YEAH
They pulled out pens and drew a moustache on Ledus and Sartan. They went to other rooms and drew more moustaches.
Suddenly, a beam of light came from a window. Out of it came a glowing creature.
(Cibus): Who the fuq are you?
The creature appeared.
(Creature): U LAGGING
(Creature): I am the interdimensional computer nerd.
(Creature): ur dimension is a newb lol srsly 1.83 GHz Intel Core Duo processor is 4 de nawbs
(Nerd): plumbers do u evn plumb i bet u dont plumb plumb me irl noob
(Cibus): Can you fix our lag?
(Nerd): no u nub buy a better computer
(Cibus): You dooshbag.
Suddenly, another beam of light came out of the window.
(Creature): HOWARD IT'S PAST YOUR BED TIME AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE YOUR HOMEWORK
(Howard): But mom! I'm pwning nubs on de interdimensions!
(Mom): EAT YOUR LUNCH OR YOU'RE GROUNDED
(Howard): BUT MOM
(Howard): I'll pwn u 2 tomorow (disappears)
(Peixes): But what about our lag?
(Mom): Oh, about your lag? I'll fix it.
She snapped her fingers.
(Peixes): Thanks Howard's Mom.
(Mom): No problem. Next time buy a better computer u nubs
She disappeared and the universe returned to the nonlagginess.
(Peixes): What the crud just happened.
Sartan and Ledus went to them.
(Sartan): WHY DO I HAVE MOUSTACHE
(Ledus): And why was I picking my nose?
Papiro went by. He had a moustache drawn on his moustache.
(Papiro): Hello. Like my double moustache?
universe.exe has stopped working
- Howard's Mom