The Job Song is song sung By Ditto and Eyeguy in Humongous Poor!. It's about Ditto and Eyeguy trying to think of an easy, but nicely paid job.
Lyrics[]
Jobs, jobs, there's so many
Let's just see which one is handy
We got actor, janitor, soda jerk
Officer, chef, convenient store clerk!
A race, fast-paced
Who cleans the car?
The race team, that's who they are!
Maybe that's something for me!
But wait, what is that there I see?
That guy disappeared under the car
And comes back out, covered in tar
Maybe, that racing diddy-dee
Isn't really the job for me.
But wait, suddenly, in my head
A good, great idea has spread
Onto my brain
It's like an intelligence rain
What if we become elevator guys?
(Eyeguy): Wait, what are elevator guys?
(Ditto): Those guys who press the buttons for the people.
(Eyeguy): Is that the real name for that job?
(Ditto): Nobody knows what the name is, just go with it.
So we became elevator guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyysssss-a!
(Eyeguy): Nice ending.
(Ditto): Thanks.