The Goopvengers is a movie Omi probably won't make parodying The Avengers.
Summary[]
Slimron Man, Captain Viscosia, Thoop, The Gulk, Green Widow and Goop Eye are recruited by Nick Gupy to stop Gopi from using the Polyract to do evil stuffs.
Characters[]
- Slimron Man
- Captain Viscosia
- Thoop
- The Gulk
- Green Widow
- Goop Eye
- Nick Gupy
- Gopi
- Polyract
Plot[]
A random car is driving near this huge facility thing. Out comes a yellow Polymorph (lol racism) with an eye patch. He goes to to this weird Polyract thing.
(Nick): ACTIVATE
Out of the portal came Gopi.
(Nick): OMG GOPI
Nick pulled out a gun but Gopi killed the gun.
(Nick):....fuuu mah gun.
(Gopi): muruhuhuhurhurhur
Gopi flew and stuck his spear thing in a bowman guy and turned him evil.
(Nick): OH NO GOOP EYE
Goop Eye fired a bow and it hit a Gupy's knee.
(Nick): LUCKILY I HAVE A KNEECAP
He fus ro dahed him so hard he flew into space.
(Gopi):....godammit. You, weird guy, come with me!
He took this astronomorelogogistiscian with him, and flew away.
(Nick): Oh noes. CLARK GOOPP RECRUIT THE GOOPVENGERS
dundundun
Clark Goopp aka Phil Goupson went to Slimron Man's house.
(Goupson): Gopy Stark help us Gopi is evil.
(Slimron): KK SURE
Dundundun
(Goupson): Captain Viscosia help us Gopi is evil
(Viscosia): Oh yus because I'm a great 'scussian and I eat at McGoopalds Goopburgers 'SCUSSIA
Doondoondoon
(Goupson): Green Widow help us Gopi is evil
(Greenwidow): I AM SCARLET GOOPHANESON
(Goupson): Scarlet Goophansesesnon help us Gopi is evil
(Greenwidow): ok
Dundundun
(Goupson): Glupe Banner help us Gopi is evil
(Glupe Banner): Okay OH NO A 5 YEAR OLD KILLED ME IN CALL OF GOOPY: GREEN OPS

FUUUU RAGE
Glupe Banner turned into the Gulk and killed everybodah
(Goupson): GULK YOU JERKFACE
(Gulk): GRR
(Goupson): Here, have a Snickers.
(Gulk): HURRR (eats snickers)
(Goupson): Better?
(Gulk): Better.
ON THE SHIP
(Gupy): We recruited you here to help us cuz Gopi is eval.
(Slimron): OMGOOP
(Viscosia): Coolstorybru
(Goupson): Captain Viscosia I loved you when you were a kid sign my baseball cards pls
(Viscosa): Sure, I'd love to give my Viscosian autograph for you.
(Goupson): Wait Captain Viscosia sux SLIMRON GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH
(Viscosia): Lemme tell you something Slimron Man, take away the suit and what are you?
(Slimron): Gopert Slimey Jr.
LE BURN
(Nick): Guys Gopi is attacking Germans kill him
They flew to Germanilandia and Gopi was killing people like he was a One Direction video.
(Slimron): Stop it Gopi.
(Gopi): No fuq u.
Gopi fired a laser and threw Slimron Man into space. Then Thoop came.
(Thoop): GOPIIIII
Thoop hit him with his hammar and threw him into spaaaace.
(Goupson): Thoop help us Gopi is evil
(Thoop): Okay
They were on the spaceship. Suddenly Gopi fell from the sky into a prison they built for him.
(Slimron): Glupe let's play Portal 2 together.
Three seconds later.
(Glupe): STOP STEALING MY HEAD SO MUCH FUU
He turned into the Gulk and killed everybody. Everyone ran away and suddenly Goop Eye appeared.
(Green Widow): GOOPEYE
(Goopeye): Die beach.
KUNG FU KEYUK
Goopeye was knocked into a wall and fell asleep. Meanwhile Slimron Man, Thoop and Captain Viscosia were fighting the Gulk.
(Viscosia): BRO HAVE A SNICKERS
(Thoop): WE DON'T HAVE ANY SNICKERS
(Goupson): k I'll get some
He went to Gopi's chamber.
(Goupson): Gimme some snickers babeh.
(Gopi): kk
He broke out of the chamber, and killed Goupson.
(Goupson): U BEACH
He pulled out a lazar cannon and blasted Gopi into space.
Meanwhile, Slimron Man fought the Gulk.
(Slimron): NO SNICKERS
(Thoop): TIMEZ FOR BOOM
(Viscosia): 'splosions SCUSSIA
(Thoop): BY THE POWER OF THOOP MAKE LIGHTNING STRIKE
Lightning stroke Gulk who exploded the fuqing ship and everyone fell into space.
(Slimron): DAMMIT BOBBY
On the ground, Green Widow was sitting near Goopeye in his bed.
(Widow): WAKEUPBEACH
(Goopeye):kthnx
SUDDENLY
MEGAPORTAL
Tons of Goopaliens attacked everywhere.
(Goopeye): GOOPVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Poof everyone appeared. Glupe Banner wasn't the Gulk.
(Viscosia): lolnoob you don't have powers
(Gulk): Wanna know mah secret?
(Slimron): yus
(Gulk): I'M ALWAYS ANGRY
He grew frikin humungous and nommed on a giant spaceworm thing. Then Slimron flew to Gopi.
(Slimron): GOPI U BEACH
(Gopi): lolwut
Suddenly, something descended from the sky. It was BTSF Ben!
(Slimron): WHAT
(Ben): Hello, peoples.
He beachslapped Gopi, Slimron Man, and everyone else.
(Gupi): Tennyson! What are you doing here?
(Ben): 3 things.
- STOP DOING AVENGERS BTSF STYLE
- GOOP FEST IS OVER DAMMIT
- potatoes
(Gupi): kk
(Ben): So um yeah.
He transformed into TV and sucked everything into him. Then, he filled the world with Goopermen.
(TV): GET READY FOR MAN OF GOOP
Coming to all cinemas on August 2048. Woot Goop Fest 2048.
THE ENDISH THINGY