This is the first short in Diamond Man's Untitled Series. Enjoy!
Short[]
Owen and Bhar are in an arcade. Bhar is playing a Crossy Road game.
Owen: Come on Bhar! Keep going!
Bhar taps the button quickly.
Owen: You're doing awesome! Keep going!
Bhar taps the button, until he finishes.
Owen: You got the jackpot! 1000 tickets!
Owen and Bhar high five. Owen grabs the tickets, and puts them in a box.
Bhar: We've got tons of tokens left over. What should we play now?
Owen gasps.
Bhar: What? What is it?
Owen points at a machine. Bhar looks and gasps also. It is a cube game, and one of the prizes is a NES Classic. They run over to the machine and look at it.
Owen: The NES Classic.....
Bhar: The discontinued one.....
Both: Just sitting in the arcade machine....
They pull out a lot of tokens.
Bhar: How does this game work?
Owen: I think you have to move that S shape so it fits in the square.
They put tokens in and move the S shape. They stop it, and the S slides into the button. It hits the edge, and doesn't fit in.
Owen: Dang it. Well, let's keep trying.
Bhar: Are you sure you want to spend your money on this stuff?
Owen: This is just money Mom and Dad use to bribe me with.
He is about to put tokens in, when Gamean and Garian walk up.
Gamean: Hello Owen! Playing arcade games I see?
Owen: Oh, hey Gamean, Garian.
Gamean; Can I see what you're playing?
Owen looks nervous.
Owen: Uhhh, no.
Gamean: Gerald, remove him.
Garian: That's not my name.
Gamean: SILENCE!!
Garian pushes Owen out of the way, and Gamean looks in the machine.
Gamean: Oh! An NES Classic I see! That's what you don't want me to see.
Bhar: You just said see twice.
Gamean: SILENCE!!!
Owen pushes Garian out of the way.
Owen: Hey! I called dibs on that!
Gamean: No no no, if it's still in the machine, no one can call dibs. Minion, fetch me tokens!
Garian puts a twenty dollar bill in the token machine, and returns with 60 tokens.
Owen: Ok, we'll both play for it.
Gamean: Ah, but you won't get the chance. Observe as a true game master wins this game with no effort.
He tries to reach the button, but can't.
Gamean: Minion, step stool!
Garian kneels down, and Gamean steps on his back.
Gamean: Now, observe.
He puts tokens in the machine, and presses the button. The S begins to move, and right when it gets over the NES, he lets go of the button. It misses the cube by a long shot.
Bhar: Wow, great show.
Gamean: Grrrrr, minion, more tokens!
Owen: Nope, now it's my turn.
Gamean: Grrr.
Owen puts his tokens in. He barely misses the cube.
Gamean: Hah hah! My turn now!
20 minutes pass, and they are all out of tokens.
Owen: Wow....
Gamean: None of us got it.....
Garian: Master can you please get off of me?
Gamean: SILENCE!!!! And yes.
Gamean hops off.
Bhar: Wow....
Suddenly a girl with long brown hair, glasses, brown pants, and a blue shirt walks by.
Girl: May I try?
Gamean: Sure, help yourself.
She puts tokens in the machine. She presses the button, and gets the S in the cube perfectly.
Gamean: Wha-
Owen: You-
Bhar: She-
Garian: Ugh....
The NES Classic falls into the prize box. She picks it up.
Owen: G-Great job.
Girl: Thanks.
She hands the NES to Owen.
Owen: Wha-What are you doing?
Girl: Well, you deserve this more than I do.
Owen blushes.
Owen: T-Thank you.
The girl smiles and walks away. Gamean gets mad.
Gamean: Hey that's no fair! You didn't win it!
Owen: Relax Gamean, we can all play it.
Gamean lightens up.
Gamean: Really? Thank you!
Owen: Except you're going to have to buy the extra controller.
Gamean: Minion, money.
Garian: My name is Garian!
Gamean: SILENCE!!!
Short ends.
Trivia[]
- Gamean and Garian weren't going to be in this at all, but they were put in.