| Evan Billion | |
| Season 2, Episode 15 | |
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| Air date | N/A |
| Written by | Agent H |
| Directed by | Agent H |
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Plot[]
Inside the Billiontrix.......
(Crablaster): I am tired of hardly getting used. I will become more useful by escaping the Billiontrix and going to Aruburia. There, I will learn to become like an Arburian Pelarota!
(Copy-Copy): And what else will you do?
(Crablaster): Drink soda. Wait no, I'll drink pizza. Wait no, I'll drink myself! And once I drink myself, I will make millions!
(Found): Shut up. You're not making any sense.
(Crablaster): But neither are you, Fat. Where is your little friend, Lose?
Lost walked up to the with a board game broken in half.
(Lost): I LOST!
Lost started crying.
(Found): Well, just get out with that machine I just built.
Found pointed at a machine, and Crablaster teleported out of the Billiontrix.
(Crablaster): Now, to go to Aruburia!
Theme song!
(Cannonbolt): Stop yelling in my face!!!
(Ultimate Cannonbolt): Sorry. It was the way I was made.
(Ristego): Let's actually get to the episode.
(Evan): Crablaster? What are you doing out of the Billiontrix?
(Crablaster): Didn't you hear me say I was going to Aruburia?
(Evan): Yeah, but that was before the theme song and the title card.
(Crablaster): That doesn't matter!
Crablaster zapped a bird flying by, then zapped himself. He started flying up.
(Evan, transforming): Rhymer! Up, up, and away!
Evan flew up with his chimney and chased Crablaster. When they almost got to Aruburia, a giant cheeseburger fell and knocked Evan down to a ship.
(Evan, detransforming): Owww! Stupid cheeseburger!
He fell through the top of the ship, and Ristego was there holding the Ultimatrix.
(Ristego): Finally! I can give myself ultra power!
Ristego fiddled with the Ultimatrix, and Cannonbolt and Ultimate Cannonbolt came out.
(Cannonbolt): I was eating some pizza, when I saw a giant anvil fall on Lodestar, and he disappeared, then me and Ultimate Cannonbolt came out.
(Evan): NO NOT LODESTAR!
(Ristego): Hmmm. There's Aruburia. And there's a crab rock on it.
Ristego flew the ship to Aruburia, and they all got off.
(Crablaster): Where did all the Arburian Pelarotas go?
(Ristego): The Big Tick ruined it.
(Crablaster): DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Evan): Why so long?
(Crablaster): Ultimate Cannonbolt is yelling in my face!
(Ultimate Cannonbolt): YYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry.
(Crablaster): It's not fair. It's just not fair! I will destroy all the other planets, and I will start with Vulpin over there!
Crablaster flew to Vulpin, and Ristego flew the others to Vulpin in his ship.
(Evan): I don't think so!
He turned into Stunner and tried to stun Crablaster, but he moved out of the way, and climbed up a mountain. He knocked a bunch of boulder down, destroying a lot of stuff. Some Vulpimancer/Arburian Pelarota hybrids rolled and knocked Crablaster to Shortflie.
(Ristego): Come on!
They ran into Ristego's ship, and they flew to Shortflie. Crablaster was knocking a lot of the model planes into the planet, destroying a lot of stuff. Some Hoverwing/Arburian Pelarota hybrids rolled and knocked Crablaster down. Ristego, Cannonbolt, and Ultimate Cannonbolt rolled into him too.
(Hoverwing/Arburian Pelarota): FACE MY YODEL-A HEE-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Evan): Why so yodelish?
(Hoverwing/Arburian Pelarota): Ultimate Cannonbolt is yelling in my face!
(Ultimate Cannonbolt): YYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry.
Evan turned into Glider and guided Crablaster with Ristego, Cannonbolt, and Ultimate Cannonbolt back to earth.
(Crablaster): I placed an atomic bomb in the Billiontrix. Once it explodes, it will reach the Billiontrix energy, which will blow up the country. The explosion will hit all the mirrors in the country, then send it to a satellite, which will send it back down and destroy earth.
(Evan): NO NOT LODESTAR!
(Cannonbolt, Ultimate Cannonbolt, and Ristego): SUPER CANNONBOLTBURIAN PELAROTA SUPER BALL OF DEATH BALL-INATOR 2000-ATRON OF BALL OF DEATH CANNONBOLT FEST TRIGGER-INATOR 2000-ATRON!
They combined into it, and it was really large. They rolled over Crablaster and flattened him, then Evan scanned him to recieve his DNA again.
(SUPER CANNONBOLTBURIAN PELAROTA SUPER BALL OF DEATH BALL-INATOR 2000-ATRON OF BALL OF DEATH CANNONBOLT FEST TRIGGER-INATOR 2000-ATRON): But what about the bomb?
(Evan): Smash me inside of the Billiontrix.
(Ristego part of SUPER CANNONBOLTBURIAN PELAROTA SUPER BALL OF DEATH BALL-INATOR 2000-ATRON OF BALL OF DEATH CANNONBOLT FEST TRIGGER-INATOR 2000-ATRON): My pleasure!
Evan held his arm under him, and SUPER CANNONBOLTBURIAN-yeah, I don't wanna type it all, smashed Evan into the Billiontrix. Inside of it, the bomb was about to explode. Evan jumped high over it and shot lasers at the cords, disconnecting it. Then he turned into Clawnormous and rolled the bomb out of a hole in the Billiontrix. He turned back to normal.
(Evan): Cover it!
The combined thingy turned to humanoid mode, then picked up the bomb and turned into ball mode with the bomb in him. Then, the bomb exploded, and it sent Crablaster into a random portal, which sucked Ultimate Cannonbolt and Evan to a weird planet.
(Evan): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Crablaster): Why so long?
(Evan): Ultimate Cannonbolt is yelling in my face!
(Ultimate Cannonbolt): YYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry.
Crablaster was knocking a lot of cheeseburger monkeys into the planet, destroying a lot of stuff.
(Planet): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ultimate Cannonbolt): Why so upset?
(Planet): Ultimatecannonboltia is yelling in my face!
(Ultimatecannonboltia): YYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry.
(Evan): Let's wrap it up with a song! Hand the chain to me please, eat the truck full of ice cream. Do you want to see something cool? Find the yellow door. La la la la la la pizza please la la la la la la la la, please pass me the film. Lick the spinach lollipop, and find the yellow door. Find the yellow door today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you want some pizza?
THE END
Caecusbolt[]
Ray was on a cliff. A helicopter flew over him, and an Arburian Pelarota dropped a package, then flew away. The package said, "ARBURIAN PELAROTA SUIT." Ray opened it, but it fell off the cliff. Caecus was eating a cheeseburger, then the suit fell on him, and caught him a ball. Caecus opened up, and Caecus had Arburian Pelarota powers now. Ray got mad, then ran down a twisting ramp to the ground. Ray ran after Caecus, but Caecus rolled into a ball, and away, even faster. Ray couldn't catch up to him, so he stopped.
Ray had a sticky gun in his hand, and was hiding in a bush. There was a cheeseburger on the road. Caecus rolled to it and started eating it. Ray jumped out, so Caecus rolled away and Ray chased him. Ray shot the sticky gun, and Caecus was stuck to the ground. He tried to roll away anyways. Ray ran to Caecus and tried to grab him, but Caecus stretched out the gum and rolled to the side. Ray walked to him, but Caecus rolled again. Caecus rolled as far as he could, stretching out the gum. Then, he rolled around several times, and Ray kept jumping over the gum. Eventually, Caecus turned pink, and the gum turned invisible, so Ray didn't see it. The gum tripped Ray, and knocked him over to Caecus, who hit him far away. Ray ran back, then Caecus rolled around him, wrapping the gum around him. Caecus got freed from the gum and rolled away, but Ray was stuck.
Ray was using a jackhammer on a cement block. He broke all of it, then took the 8 corners of it. He put supersupersuperglue on all of the corners, then put a cheeseburger on a plate on the road. Caecus ran to it and started eating it, then Ray stuck the corners to the ball. Caecus finished eating the cheeseburger and saw Ray, so he started rolling away, but he was slower because his ball was a cube. Ray ran to him, but Caecus rolled to the side. Caecus kept rolling to the side when Ray ran to him. Eventually, Ray jumped to Caecus, but Caecus put a point of one of his corners up. Ray landed on that, then jumped high into the air. Caecus uncubed, then ran away.
Ray was working hard on a machine. Transparent clocks and calendars floated on the front of the screen, showing time going by. Ray was hammering, welding, and measuring. Eventually, he finished the machine and put it on.
Caecus was rolling on the road, then, Ray jumped in front of him with an Arburian Pelarota suit. Caecus rolled the other way, and Ray rolled after him. They rolled over bumps in the road, and along a curvy road. They ran in a narrow canyon, and kept bumping into the sides. Boulders kept falling, but they kept avoiding them. They rolled out of the canyon and into a cactus field. Their balls were protection from the needles. Caecus rolled into a deep pit, and rolled around in it. Ray rolled after him. They got lower and lower into the pit, then Caecus rolled back up. Ray rolled out too, and they were both rolling as fast as they could. Ray bumped into Caecus several times. They both kept bumping into each other. The screen split into 6, and each screen showed Ray and Caecus rolling on the road. Then, the screens recombined, and Caecus rolled onto a colossal curvy rock. He rolled up, and Ray rolled after him. Caecus and Ray rolled up until they were both upside down. Then, Caecus came out of his ball and used his suction cups to stick. Ray stopped rolling, then fell down and crashed.
THE END
Trivia[]
- This was made for Cannonbolt Fest 2011.