The epically random movie featuring random aliens. The movie follows the adventures of Pringles, Rnd, Cheesy, Meaper and Steve on the journey to find Rnd's lucky door knob.
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Characters[]
- Rnd : An Lf. He hates balloons, especially Balloonatron. He lost his lucky door knob.
- Pringles : A Roflcopter. He desperatley tries to say "soi", but he can't, because he has Microsoft Sam voice. He is one of the smarter characters of the team.
- Cheesy : A Caravane. He is made of yummy cheese.
- Meaper: A Meap. He only says "meap". But when he will get a moustache he could talk!
- Steve : A Steve. He appeared out of nowhere. Cheesy sees him as a giant chameleon (Roads's version), Rnd sees him as a weird creature with Meap's head (Omi's version), Pringles sees him as a a rubber ducky (Bat's version), and it is unclear what Meaper sees him as.
Camelunch Kingdom characters[]
- King Picklez: A Picklesapien. He's the king of Camelunch and he is a very weird king. He will join the gang on their quest to find the lucky door knob.
- Donutus: A Donut. He is King Picklez main waiter, and is very loyal to King Picklez. He also joined the gang's quest.
- Meatworthy the Meaty: A Meetonite. He is one of King Picklez knights.
- Breadward the Brave: A Wheatrosapien. He is one of King Picklez knights.
- Foodevere the Noble: A Cibusian. He is one of King Picklez knights.
- Tim: A Cangrejon. He guards the fork in the mashed potatoes, and when it is pulled out he will open the Camelunch door. Donutus doesn't think he's random, but Tim explained it was because he was served with butter on the side.
Minor characters[]
- 20: A Tennphlustenn. He is an old fortune teller. He exploded in a fiery fire ball.
- Moustache Man: A Doctorisapien. He is the manager of Moustache World. He looks like a normal Doctor, until he removes that thing off his mouth, showing an huge and awesome moustache.
- Nettoyage: A Warpdetergent. He is the protector of the dishwasher, because people usually lose their stuff there. He was hypnotised to become a villain but later was reverted back.
Villains[]
- Mr. Evil : A Greipaldin. He is the leader of the villains.
- Winnie the Poop : A Poopymorph. He is super disgusting. No one wants to touch him.
- Balloonatron: An Ekbeater. The villains usually travel on him. He never wanted to be in the quest anyways.
- Barneybite : A Purple Mordidan. He loves singing Barney songs.
- Lemmy the Hypnoduck: An Anatidaen. He is probably the evilest of the villains, and joined them when they had to pass Panteloni. He speaks with a german accent.
Minor Villains[]
- Matt: A Complexian. He was one of the two characters who asked the questions on the magical toilet portal. He asked math questions, and couldn't stop solving the one Cheesy gave him.
- Panteloni: A Pantalon. He was one of the two characters who asked the questions on the magical toilet. He is very smart, and asks hard questions.
- C. Coffeemaker: An Efac El. He runs a coffee shop, with a coffee sauna. His sauna is a trap, and whoever enters it gets into a fight with coffee sharks, which is viewed by an audience.
- Coffee Sharks: Creatures working for C. Coffeemaker. Coffeemaker put them in underneath the sauna for the fight. Most of them were killed after Rnd, Cheesy, Donutus, Meaper, Steve and King Picklez escaped.
Video Game[]
There is a video game based on TRAM. It is called THE RANDOM ALIEN GAME, and it has the same plot as TRAM. You can choose between Cheesy, Rnd, Winnie the Poop, Mr. Evil, Pringles or Barneybite. THE RANDOM ALIEN GAME.
Sequel[]
A sequel is confirmed and is going to be started on Christmas. It is called RANDOM ALIEN MOVIE 2: Cheesy's Christmas Chronicles. Not much is known yet about it.
Plot[]
Scene 1: The Epic Beggining and the Sorceror[]
Rnd : HOLY CRUD!
Pringles : What? Did you eat too much swoooooi swooooooooooi swooooooooi Oh darn. Stupid Microsoft Sam voice.
Rnd: Stop trying to say soi.
Pringles: I hate Microsoft programmers. I can't say swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi because of them.
Cheesy : Okay just stop.
Meaper : MEAP!
Rnd: I lost my lucky door knob!
Pringles: At least you didn't eat too much swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi
Cheesy: Stop trying to say soi
Pringles: I shall try until I succeed.
Rnd: I need help finding my lucky door knob.
POOOF
Steve: Hello, my name is Steve.
Cheesy: Hey it's a giant chameleon!
Rnd: No it's a weird thingy with Meap's head!
Pringles: No it's a ruber ducky!
Meaper: MEAP!
Steve: I can help you! I know a fortune teller!
Cheesy: How will we reach him?
Steve: THROUGH PRINGLES!
They went aboard on Pringles and they flew to the magical fortune teller.
Meanwhile...
Mr. Evil : Hmm, they are searching for a lucky doorknob... WINNIE THE POOP, FIND ME THAT DOORKNOB
Winnie the Poop: We must find an spaceship to travel.
Mr. Evil: Maybe we should just travel on Balloonatron!
Balloonatron: What?
Barneybite: OH YEAH I LOVE BALLOONS!
Balloonatron: Don't let that gross poo thing touch me!
Mr. Evil: TOO LATE! Winnie the Poop, climb on him!
Winnie the Poop: Okay boss! (climbs on Balloonatron)
Balloonatron: Ew, I am taking a big shower later.
The villains climbed on Balloonatron.
Mr. Evil: FIND THAT LUCKY DOOR KNOB!
Barneybite: DOOR KNOBS W00T W00T!
They flew away.
Meanwhile, Steve and the gang reached the old fortune teller.
Steve: This is the old fortune teller.
20: I am the old fortune teller 20!
Cheesy: O RLY
20: Yep.
Cheesy: I DON'T BELIEVE YA
20: Shut up.
Meaper: MEAP!
Steve: Those people, they have lost their magical-
Rnd: It's a lucky door knob.
Steve: -lucky door knob. Where can we find it?
20: In the dishwasher. But only one person here knows the code. The pink head guy. But first you must find the Moustache Man.
Pringles: Mmm, I like moustaches.
20: That's all I can say. Now, I shall explode in a fiery ball!
Pringles: AHHHHH
Meaper: MEAP!
Then 20 did a tiny explosion.
Cheesy: Phew.
Then there was a humoungous explosion.
Rnd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH can't be destroyed!
Rnd: MAKE A BUBBLE AROUND US!
Pringles: You can't be destroyed!
Cheesy: YOU ARE A GIANT CHAMELEON, DO SOMETHING!
Meaper: MEAP!
Then the explosion brought them to brick store.
Cheesy: Hey we are at Brix R us! I love this shop!
Steve: I used to love this place until a brick broke my skull.
Pringles: BUT YOU CAN'T BE DESTROYED
Steve: I know. But not my head.
Meanwhile...
Mr. Evil: I heard they went to the ancient sorceror 20.
Barneybite: How do you know that?
Mr. Evil: Easy, Steve updated his Alienbook status.
Winnie the Poop: Oh yeah.
They went to the ancient sorceror's house.
20: I'm not availiable now. I just exploded in a fiery flame ball.
Ballonatron: OH great.
Mr. Evil: This sucks.
Winnie the Poop: I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! IN BRIX R US!
Mr. Evil: Once again, Alienbook rulez! TO THE BALLOONATRON!
Scene 2: Brix R Us and Moustache World[]
Then 20's house exploded in a fiery flame ball, sending everyone to Brix R Us.
Rnd: HOLY CRAB IT'S MR. EVIL!
Mr. Evil: MWAHHAHA! LET'S FIGHT!
Mr. Evil ran to attack Cheesy.
Cheesy: NUUUUUUUUUU I HATE GRAPEFRUIT JUICE!
Steve: Don't we all?
Cheesy shoot cheese at Mr. Evil!
Mr. Evil shot grapefruits and Cheesy but he rolled away, rolling around Mr. Evil and hitting him from the back!
Mr. Evil: BLEGGH I HATE CHEESE! (shoots grapefruit juice)
Cheesy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Now to Pringles fight with Barneybite!
Barneybite: I CAN ANNOY YOU WITH BARNEY SONGS!
Pringles: Oh yeah? (drops WTFUDGE bombs)
Barneybite: Ow. (shoots electricity)
Pringles: LOL NOW!
Barneybite: ROFL! LOL! XD! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FOR NO REASON!
Pringles: LOL.
Barneybite: BARNEY SONGS, ATTACK! I love you, you love me, we're a-
Pringles: Stop it! It's horrible!
Barneybite: Told ya.
Pringles shot something at Barneybite but he ducked, and it hit a brick wall, making it fall on Barneybite's head!
Pringles: ROFL. LOL. WHY CAN'T I LAUGH? OR SAY SWOOOOOOOOI?
NOW FOR RND'S FIGHT WITH WINNIE THE POOP!
Rnd: Ewww, you are made of... poo.
Winnie the Poop: Why do you think they call me Winnie the Poop?
Rnd: I can't believe I must touch you.
Winnie the Poop: DEAL WITH IT. (yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!)
Rnd shot pineapples at Winnie the Poop!
Rnd: Ew, Poop covered pineapples.
Winnie the Poop shot poop shots at Rnd, but he avoided them. Rnd shot spoons at Winnie and summoned platypuses.
Rnd: Platypuses, I'm sad to say this but... attack the poop monster!
Then all platypuses became secret agents!
Doobee doobee doobah!
AGENT Ps!
Winnie the Poop: Agent Pees? And you say I'm disgusting.
All agents kicked him into the toilets and flushed.
Winnie the Poop: CURSE YOU PERRIES THE PLATYPUSES!
PERRIES!
Rnd: Uhh, weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird.
NOW TO BALLOONATRON AND MEAPER'S FIGHT!
Meaper: MEAP! (shoots green laser at Balloonatron)
Balloonatron: OW! (explodes)
NOW FOR THE FIGHT OF STEVE AND THE CASHIER!
Cashier: Hello, welcome to Brix R us.
Stev: Hello, I want a extra large brick with extra concrete.
Cashier: That will be 17.99.
Steve: Hey I see you have a giant chameleon discount.
Cashier: You aren't a giant chameleon, you're a rubber ducky.
Steve: But this guy (brings Cheesy) says I'm a giant chameleon!
Cheesy:Yeah he's a giant chameleon.
Cashier: Okay, anyway the giant chameleon discount is only 50 cents. That would be 17.50.
Steve: Okay, okay. (gives money)
Mr. Evil: Nooooooooooooooo! We are defeated. BUT WE SHALL RETURN!
Barneybite: Hey Winnie the Poop is flushed and Balloonatron is exploded.
Mr. Evil: Well we can fix Balloonatron with duct tape! And we can use a plunger. MWAHAHAHA! TO THE GRAPEFRUITMOBILE!
Rnd: Well they left.
Pringles: Climb on me and we will fly to Moustache World!
They climbed on him and they flew to Moustache World. They went into Moustache World where they met a doctor.
Steve: Where can I find the Moustache Man?
Moustache Man: You are looking at him.
Steve: But you are a Doctor.
Moustache Man: (removes thingy off mouth, showing a HUGE moustache) That's enough for you?
Steve: Oh My God.
Rnd: We need a moustache for our friend Meaper.
Meaper: MEAAAAAAAAP
Moustache Man: Okay (gives Meaper a moustache)
Meaper: MEA-Yay I can talk now.
Rnd: GREAT!
Pringles: Do you know where can we find the dishwasher?
Moustache Man: Yeah, but you'll have to go through the FRIDGE PORTAL.
Cheesy: Fridge Portal?
Moustache Man: Yeah there is a portal, that you reach by entering the magical toilet. And you must shrink first. Here, take this map.
Meaper: AWESUM
Pringles: How will we shrink?
Steve: Through the shrink ray I bought on eBay! (shrinks everyone)
Cheesy: Now how do we get to the magical toilet?
Rnd: TAXI!
They ordered a taxi and drove to the magical toilet.
Meanwhile back at Moustache World...
Mr. Evil: NOW WHERE IS MEAPER?
Moustache Man: They went to the magical toilet.
Barneybite: Why do we always come late?
Moustache Man: Cause you are villains. Duh.
Barneybite: Hey you are a doctor right? I have a broken tooth, help me please.
Moustache Man: Okay. (heals him) You're okay now.
Barneybite: OH YEAH
Mr. Evil: Now let's order a taxi and make an awesome car race!
Scene 3: Taxi Chase and the Magical Toilet Portal[]
They ordered a taxi and made an epic taxi chase!
Rnd: OH NO THEY ARE AFTER US!
Steve: Who?
Cheesy: It's Mr. Evil and his evil team!
Meaper: Someone go to the top of the car and shoot stuff! And Pringles, fly and shoot your, uh, stuff!
Cheesy climbed to the top of the car, and Pringles flew up and shot stuff at the other taxi.
Cheesy: EAT CHEESE BEACH! (shoots cheese spikes) MWAHAHAHAA
Mr. Evil: SOMEONE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE CAR AND SHOOT STUFF!
Winnie the Poop: I'LL DO IT
Winnie the Poop climbed up and shot poo at Cheesy.
Cheesy: ...ewwwwwww (rolls into a wheel and rolls off the car)
Pringles: WTFUDGE BOMB ATTACK! (throws wtfudge bomb) OH YEAH
Winnie the Poop got blowed away.
Winnie the Poop: Noooooooooo
Barneybite: TURN BACK FOR WINNIE THE POOP!
Mr. Evil: No way, we need that door knob!
Barneybite: No one leaves friends behind! I got a barney song for tha-
Balloonatron: Don't sing stupid BARNEY SONGS!
Barneybite: Buut... but...
Barneybite: (takes over the car) GO BACK FOR WINNIE!
Rnd: Phew, they left. Now to the toilet!
The taxi reached the magical toilet.
Steve: Now to enter the portal!
Matt: No one pass.
Panteloni: You must pass our three questions before you pass.
Matt: First question, what is ((102+48)-50)*5=?
Rnd: ARGH THAT IS SO COMPLICATED
Cheesy: SO HARD
Pringles: That's so easy. It's 500.
Cheesy: OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SO SMART
Pringles: That was a simple question.
Meaper: Yeah it was.
Matt: Question 2: What is (1232*766)/37+2787398-5
Pringles: Uhh, I don't know.
Matt: YOU FAILED! NOW, YOU CAN'T PASS!
Cheesy: Not if I can say something about it! (pulls out chalk board and writes a random math problem)
Matt: MUST... SOLVE.... MATH PROBLEM! (starts solving math problem) Oooh.. Xs and Ys... so beautiful...
Meaper: Wow.... uh... NOW LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR IT
They ran for it, but they where stopped by Panteloni.
Panteloni: SOLVE MY QUESTIONS OR DIE!
Steve: Okay.
Panteloni: What metal starts with the letter "G" and rhymes with mold?
Cheesy: Grold?
Rnd: Gerold?
Pringles: That's so easy. Gold.
Panteloni: THAT'S RIGHT! Question 2: What type of beans is usually used as a replacement for milk?
Rnd: Whaaaaaaaaa?
Cheesy: WTFUDGE
Steve: Huh?
Pringles: I KNOW! IT'S swooooooooooiiiiii. Dang! swoooooooooooooooi swoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii swoooooooooooooooi. I can't say it!
Meaper: What is he trying to say?
Panteloni: Eight seconds.
8
7
Pringles: Swoiiiiiiiiii! I can't say it!
6
5
Panteloni: Five seconds answer or YOU WILL DIE
4
Pringles: Swoiiiiiiii No no! Soee! I SAID IT!
Panteloni: SOI! YOU ARE RIGHT! Noooow question 3: What is the chemical formula of methane?
Pringles: Uhh, I don't know.
Meaper: No idea.
Steve: Nope.
Cheesy: Whaaaaaa?
Rnd: Does anyone know?
Panteloni: Nobody knows? THEN YOU SHALL DIE! THE ANSWER IS CH4!
Rnd: Oooooooooooooooh -
Cheesy: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
Everybody looks awkwardly at Cheesy.
Cheesy: Oh sorry I thought you were singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song.
Everybody looks even more awkwardly at Cheesy.
Rnd: I WAS GOING TO SAY CRAP YOU IDIOT.
Panteloni: I shall now remove your pants!
Rnd: Wait, we don't even have pants...
Cheesy: Or underwear.
Pringles: Yeah, I'm a helicopter for heaven's sake.
Panteloni: Ooooh, oops. ANYWAY, BELT WHIP!
Meaper: AHHH
Panteloni whipped Meaper, but Meaper jumped away. Then Meaper shot a laser at Panteloni.
Cheesy: ATTACK THE SMARTYPANTS!
Cheesy rolled at Panteloni, squashing him, but Panteloni used his telekinesis to move Cheesy away
Cheesy: AHHHHHH
Pringles saved Cheesy and dropped a WTFUDGE bomb at Panteloni. Panteloni jumped away and whipped Pringles.
Panteloni: NO ONE CAN BEAT PANTELONI!
Rnd shot some spoons, but Panteloni moved them with telekinesis back at Rnd.
Rnd: OW! THIS GUY IS POWERFUL!
Panteloni: MWAHAAHAHAHA!
Then Steve came and pulled his belt out.
Panteloni: Wait what? (pants fall off) Oh man, this is embarrasing. (runs away)
Meaper: STEVE U ROCK!
Steve: OH YEAH!
They all jumped into the Magical Toilet portal.
Mr. Evil: THERE THEY ARE! AFTER THEM!
Winnie the Poop: OKAY!
They ran to the magical toilet portal, but they had to face Matt.
Matt: YOU MUST PASS MY QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PASS!
Mr. Evil: Meh. (throws grapefruit at Matt)
Mat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Panteloni: YOU MUST PASS MY QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PASS!
Mr. Evil: Meh.
Five minutes later...
Everyone in Mr. Evil's team: AHHHHHH
Balloonatron: Who knew his belt hurt so much?
Mysterious duck shaped shadow: I can help you.
Mr. Evil: Oh yeah Mysterious duck shaped shadow?
Mysterious duck shaped shadow: Call me Lemmy.
Winnie the Poop: Okay, Lemmy.
Lemmy came out of the shadows, and he was discovered to be an hypnoduck .
Barneybite: Cool.
Mr. Evil: Oh, so you will hypnotise Panteloni so he will let us pass?
Lemmy: Yep.
They went to Panteloni.
Lemmy tried to hypnotize Panteloni but he can't.
Panteloni: HA! I'M TOO SMART FOR YA!
Mr. Evil: Then we must fight again!
Panteloni started fighting Mr. Evil.
Winnie the Poop: Hmm, I got an idea.
One minute later.
Mr. Evil: NOOOOO! I'M BEING DEFEATED!
Panteloni: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAH
Winnie the Poop: Did you look at the back of your pants?
Panteloni: Huh? (spins brain and looks at his butt) OH CRUD I POOPED IN MY PANTS! (runs away) THIS IS THE SECOND PAIR I'M SWICHING TODAY!
Balloonatron: Smart.
Winnie the Poop: I know, I know.
Mr. Evil: INTO THE TOILET PORTAL!
The bad guys entered the toilet portal.
Scene 4: Camelunch[]
The good guys found themselves in a icy place.
Rnd: So... so cold...
Cheesy: I-i-i know...
Steve: Where are we?
Meatworthy: WELCOME TO CAMELUNCH! My name is Meatworthy, and this is my friend Breadward.
Breadward: Hello, peasents. I see you have came from the magical fountain. Come, and I shall introduce you to our king, Picklez.
Meaper: What the-?
Pringles: We must be in a medieval kingdom within a refridgerator, named Camelunch.
Breadward: Come, meet our king!
The gang went after Breadward and Meatworthy to the King's palace. They entered it, where they met a pickle with a crown.
King Picklez: HELLO PEASANTS! I see you are new in Camelunch. What are your names.
Rnd: My name is Rnd.
Pringles: My name is Pringles.
Cheesy: My name is Cheesy.
Meaper: My name is Meaper.
Steve: And mah name is Steve.
King Picklez: Where did you come from?
Pringles: The toilet portal, King Picklez.
King Picklez: Wait a second, (takes out a book) The legend says that the chosen one came out of a toilet portal!
Steve: Chosen one?
King Picklez: Yes. The legend of Camelunch says that the chosen one shall come from the toilet portal, and he shall pull the fork out of the mashed potatoes, and then the refridgerator shall finally open! Donutus, bring me the "Ye Old But Official Legend of Camelunch".
Donutus : Okay, king. (gives him book)
King Picklez: He.. HE'S HERE! THE CHOSEN ONE IS HERE!
Cheesy: Who is the chosen one?
King Picklez: YOU ARE! CHEESY IS THE CHOSEN ONE!
Cheesy: OH YEAH I'M THE CHOSEN ONE! AND YOU AREN'T!
Rnd: Darn. Hey I'm quarter pineapple!
King Picklez: But he's totally cheese!
Meatworthy: Do you want us to play the theme song of Camelunch, sir?
King Picklez: OH YEAH IT'S THE PERFECT TIME FOR IT!
Trumpets start to play...
King Picklez:(breathes heavily)
(sings in Peanut Butter Jelly Time tune, with bananas dancing in the background)
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE TIME
PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE TIME
IT'S THE PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE, PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE,
PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE THAT TASTES LIKE CRAP!
PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE TIME!
OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
King Picklez: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THIS SONG RULES!
Cheesy: THIS SONG IS AWESOME! Although I never actually tasted a peanut butter pickle.
King Picklez: I can't eat a Peanut Butter Pickle because that's cannibalism. But Donutus tried one, right Donutus?
Donutus: THEY TASTE HORRIBLE!
King Picklez: That's only because you hate peanut butter.
Steve: Peanut butter pickles are really gross. I tried once.
King Picklez: PICKLEHATERS! {C}Rnd; Actually, I DO hate pickles.
King Picklez: But... but... but EVERYONE LIKES PICKLES.
Rnd; But not me.
King Picklez: NOOOOO! KILL RND! HE HATES PICKLEZ.
Rnd: AHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away) {C}Meanwhile...
Mr. Evil: (pops out of the portal) Where are we?
Winnie the Poop: Camelunch.
Foodevere: OH NO.... POO ALERT! ALL FOODS, ATTACK!
A lot of random food aliens came and ran after Winnie the Poop, Lemmy, Mr. Evil, Balloonatron and Barneybite.
Balloonatron: I NEVER WANTED TO BE IN THIS!
Lemmy: I got an idea! (hypnotizes foods) MWAHAHAHA! RISE, EVIL FOOD!
All the foods: KILL PRINGLES, RND, CHEESY, MEAPER AND STEVE.
Mr. Evil: YES!
Foodevere: (runs to King Picklez) SIR, WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM!
King Picklez: Out of Pickles?
Foodevere: No, even worse!
King Picklez: OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER?
Foodevere: No, all food is hypnotized and wants to kill Rnd, Meaper, Cheesy and Steve!
Pringles: What about me? They don't want to kill me. I'm insulted.
Foodevere: Oh yeah, and Pringles.
Pringles: OH CRAP.
King Picklez: Luckily Foodevere, Meatworthy and Breadward are the best knights we have!
Meatworthy: OH YEAH!
Breadward: (makes bread sword) FIGHTING TIME!
Hamburger alien : RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Meatworthy: OH NO YOU AREN'T! (sucks out all the meat from Hamburger alien, then creates meatball and smashed Hamburger)
Pringles: Another fight? (blasts OMG missles at Oreonites)
Rnd shot spoons at Picklesapiens, and smashed Oreonites with pineapples.
Foodevere shot ketchup at some foods.
Mr. Evil: Hello, Rnd. We meet again. For the last time.
Rnd: That can mean you would die too.
Mr. Evil: Oooh, right.
Rnd: And I'm so sure that we would survive.
Mr. Evil: OH YEAH? (blasts grapefruits)
Rnd: CHEESY, GO WITH DONUTUS AND PICKLEZ AND PULL THE FORK OUT OF THE MASHED POTATOES!
Cheesy: SIR YES SIR!
Cheesy went with King Picklez and Donutus.
King Picklez: The mashed potatoes are here.
Cheesy pulled the fork out of the mashed potatoes.
Cheesy: Now what? The door didn't open.
Cangrejon : YAY YOU PULLED OUT MY FORK!
Donutus: HEY YOU AREN'T RANDOM!
Cangrejon: Not if I'm served with butter on the side!
Donutus: Oh
The cangrejon smashed the door open.
Pringles: GUYS! CLIMB ON ME AND WE'LL FLY AWAY!
Rnd, Cheesy, Steve and Meaper climbed on Pringles.
King Picklez: WAIT A SECOND!
Steve: What?
King Picklez: I want to join your quest to find the door knob!
Meaper: Hey, we never told you that!
King Picklez: I scrolled up on BTFF wikia.
Pringles: CLIMB ON ME!
King Picklez climbed on Pringles, and Donutus came on too.
Breadward: BEFORE YOU GO- REMEMBER, STAY AWAY FROM THE COFFEE MAKER'S SAUNA!
Rnd: He said "Stay away from the coffee maker's sauna"?
Breadward: YES!
Pringles flew away, and the fridge door closed.
Lemmy: Crud. Now how will we escape?
Mr. Evil: Let's talk with that Crushtacean dude!
Lemmy went to the crushtacean dude.
Lemmy: (tries to hypnotise him) Oh crud, I can't hypnotise him!
Crushtacean dude: Because I'm too smart for ya.
Mr. Evil: THERE ONLY ONE OPTION LEFT!
Winnie the Poop: BRIBERY!
Scene 5: The Coffeemaker's Sauna[]
Meanwhile on Pringles...
Rnd: Wait a sec, how did you see what happened on BTFF wikia?
King Picklez: It records everything that happens in this quest. Now it's in the middle of being edited so I don't know what would happen next.
Steve: ARGH! SO CONFUSING! MY BRAIN HURTS!
Meaper: MINE TOO!
King Picklez: I know! ITZ SO CONFUZING!
Rnd: Can we please go be to the subject?
Pringles: The way is too long. We should walk, on the shelves by the side here.
The gang went off Pringles and went to the shelves.
Cheesy: Oh no, this seems like a looooong way...
Steve: I know...
30 MINUTES LATER
Steve: How much time have we been walking?
King Picklez: Dunno, the page hasn't finished being edited.
Cheesy: GUYS!!!!!!!!! LOOK!
They saw a giant sign, saying
C. Coffee Maker's COFFEE SHOP!
Now with a coffee pool, and coffee sauna!
Rnd: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
King Picklez: I LIKE COFFEE!
Meaper: Hm, I think we should remember something about this...
Steve, Rnd, Cheesy, Pringles, Meaper, Donutus and King Picklez entered the coffee shop.
C. Coffeemaker: WELCOME TO MY COFFEE SHOP!
Steve: COOOOOOFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE!
Picklez: I want a lot of coffee!
They went and bought a lot of coffee.
Cheesy: YUMMY!
C. Coffeemaker: We also have a coffee pool, and a coffee sauna!
Pringles: LET'S GO TO THE COFFEE SAUNA
Everyone, besides Meaper and Donutus, went and relaxed in the Coffee Sauna.
Pringles: Ahh...
Rnd: Relaxing...
Meaper: Something seems weird about this..
Donutus: WAIT A SECOND! Remember what Breadward said to us before we left Camelunch?
Meaper: Oh yeah he said "Beware of the Coffee Maker's Sauna"
Donutus: (looks at sign) C. Coffeemaker! Coffee Sauna! IT'S WHAT BREADWARD WARNED US ABOUT!
Meaper: Oh no! We have got to warn everyone!
Donutus: GUYS! GUYS! GET OUT OF THE SAUNA! IT'S WHAT BREADWARD WARNED US ABOUT!
Cheesy: What?
C. Coffeemaker: TOO LATE! OPEN THE DRAIN! (pulls a plug out of the sauna) MWAHAHAHA!
Everyone was sucked in to the sauna (except Donutus and Meaper), and the sauna was empty of coffee.
Meaper: NOOOO!
Donutus: I have got to save King Picklez!
Meaper: Where does that lead! TELL US!
C. Coffeemaker: Into the coffee shark tank.
Donutus: What kind of insane psycho sends his customers into a coffee shark tank?!
C. Coffee Maker: It's for the show.
Meaper: Show?
C. Coffeemaker: There are people under ground here watching them fight the sharks! I get money from that!
Donutus: WE NEED TO SAVE THEM!
Meaper: YEAH!
Donutus and Meaper jumped into the drain.
Rnd: Help us!
Donutus: ON OUR WAY!
Coffee Sharks: GRAH!
Cheesy: (shoots cheese) DIE COFFEE SHARKS DIE!
Coffee Shark: (blasts coffee missle)
Cheesy avoided the coffee missle. He turned into a wheel, but he remembered he was in coffee so turning into a wheel wouldn't help.
Meaper blasted laser beams at the coffee sharks, and the coffee sharks swam away, and blasted coffee missles. Meaper swam and blasted another laser beam at the coffee shark, killing him.
Donutus: I wanna kick some shark butt too! (blasts sprinkles)
Coffee Shark: GAH! (blasts coffee)
Donutus shot jelly at the coffee shark, then he shot donuts.
Pringles: Help me! I can't swim!
Donutus swam to help Pringles. The coffee shark that he was fighting swam after Donutus.
Donutus: Ahh! Pringles, shoot a OMG missle!
Pringles shot a OMG missle and killed the other coffee shark.
Pringles: Wait a sec, how do you even swim?!?!?!?!?!?
Donutus: Because I'm awesome.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Pringles: Ooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.........
Rnd: (shoots pineapples at coffee shark) DIE COFFEE SHARK
The crowd cheered.
Rnd: We have a crowd?
C. Coffeemaker: You are the main show!
Rnd: Cool. (blasts spoons)
The coffee shark shot coffee missles.
Rnd drank the coffee missles and blasted a HUGE pineapple, and the spikes entered the coffee shark's skin. The coffee shark died.
Rnd: OH YEAH!
Now for King Picklez!!!!!
King Picklez: AHH A SHARK (shoots vinegar)
The coffee shark died because he hated vinegar.
King Picklez: That was too easy.
Coffee Shark: GRR
Steve (Omi's version): (shoots bubbles out of his pipe) That isn't strong enough! (holds Coffee shark in one arm)
The coffee shark bited Steve's arm!
Steve (now Brian's version): OW! (shoots laser from his hand, then breathed fart gas and killed the shark)
Rnd: GUYS! LET'S ESCAPE NOW!
Everyone swam up, except Pringles, who went up with the help of Steve.
Cheesy: You tricked us!
C. Coffeemaker: It's all for the money.
Steve: LET'S TEACH HIM A LESSON!
C. Coffeemaker: NO NO DON'T PUSH ME!
Steve: -In economy.
C. Coffeemaker: Wait what?
Steve: Oh that's a better idea. (pushes C. Coffeemaker into the shark tank)
C. Coffeemaker: OW OW OW!!!
The guys went away. After they walked for 20 minutes, they saw a giant flaming stove.
Rnd: I think we should just fly in Pringles. This way is becoming way too dangerous.
Pringles: Okay, okay.
Everyone climbed on Pringles and started flying towards the dishwasher.
BACK AT CAMELUNCH!
Mr. Evil: -how about 200$ and a coupon for McDonalds?
Cangrejon: Nope.
Winnie the Poop: What is your name anyway?
Cangrejon: My name is Tim.
Barneybite: What if we say the magic words?
Tim: What?
Barneybite: Can you open the refridgerator please?
Tim: NO. I SHALL NEVER OPEN THE FRIDGE!
Lemmy: OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!!! (blasts a hole through the fridge door) COME ON ALREADY!
Mr. Evil: Why didn't I think of that?
Lemmy: ONTO BALLOONATRON!
The bad guys climbed on Balloonatron.
Winnie the Poop: Hey, it's Pringles and Rnd!
Balloonatron: Let's catch em! (flies super fast after Pringles)
Balloonatron eventually met up with Pringles.
Mr. Evil: Remember us Rnd?
Rnd: OH NO IT'S MR. EVIL!
Scene 6: Helicopter Fight[]
Mr. Evil: Miss me?
King Picklez: No.
Barneybite: Darn I thought you did.
King Picklez: Hey Barneybite?
Barneybite: What?
King Picklez:
I hate you, you hate me.
We're a bad family.
With a great big punch
And a kick from me to you,
Would you say you hate me too...
Barneybite: GRRR BARNEY HATERS!
Barneybite climbed Pringles and almost bited King Picklez.
King Picklez: Ahh no!
Pringles: Go take the machine gun in the back!
Rnd: Wait.. You have a machine gun?
Pringles: There is a lot of things you don't know about me...
Cheesy: SHOOT THEM!
Cheesy started shooting Balloonatron, but Balloonatron avoided them. Winnie the Poop climbed on Pringles.
Winnie the Poop: Hehe, you are so doomed.
Donutus shot sprinkles and puked jelly at Winnie, but Winnie the Poop avoided it and shot poo. The poo luckily went right through Donutus.
Steve (now a rubber ducky): Take that Winnie the Poop! (shoots electricity)
Winnie the Poop: That won't work. Now, because no one want to touch me or shoot food-type of weapons, I am indestrutcible!
Rnd: Not for long! (takes Pringles's machine gun and starts shooting Winnie the Poop)
Meaper blasted lasers, but Winnie the Poop regenerated from that too!
Winnie the Poop: Ha! Told you.
Rnd shot at Winnie the Poop's toilet and kicked him off Pringles.
Winnie the Poop: Oh cruud.
Meaper started shooting lasers at Winnie the Poop's fingers, and Winnie the Poop slipped.
Winnie the Poop flew up.
Winnie the Poop: NOTHING CAN STOP ME! I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE!
Meaper: O RLY? (blasts laser at toilet, kicking Winnie off Pringles again) Pringles, WTFUDGE bomb, NOW!
Pringles dropped a WTFUDGE bomb when Winnie was flying up again. The WTFUDGE bomb entered into Winnie the Poop.
Winnie the Poop: Oh craaaa-
Winnie the Poop exploded, sending pieces of poo everywhere in the kitchen.
Steve: OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE BEACH!
Barneybite meanwhile, was on the other side of Pringles.
Barneybite: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING KING PICKLEZ OF CAMELUNCH, NO ONE MAKES FUN OF BARNEY IN FRONT OF BARNEYBITE!!!!!!
King Picklez: (gulp) AHHH (shoots pickles and vinegar)
Barneybite just simply ate all the pickles, and he started pushing Picklez off Pringles.
Cheesy: NUUUU NOT PICKLEZ!
Cheesy rolled into a wheel and tried to attack Barneybite, but Barneybite just kicked him away.
Barneybite: YOU- SHALL- PAAAAAY!!!!!
King Picklez: AHH!
King Picklez fell off Pringles, but held onto him with his hand.
Picklez: I'M SORRY I'M SORRY OKAY??!
Barneybite: NO! BARNEYBITE NEVER FORGIVES! I love YOU (steps on one of King Picklez fingers), you love ME (steps on another one of King Picklez fingers)
King Picklez: AHHH! NOT BARENY SONGS!
Barneybite: We're a big happy FAMILY (steps on King Picklez finger, leaving on two fingers holding on Pringles!)
Steve: Happy family eh? Well, let's just put YOU up for adoption, Barneybite.
Barneybite: Whaaaaa-
Steve kicked Barneybite off Pringles.
Steve: Bye, sucker.
King Picklez (climbs up): Thanks. I would have been if weren't for you.
On Balloonatron...
Lemmy: Barneybite and Winnie the Poop are down sir.
Mr. Evil: WHAT? NOOO!
Mr. Evil climbed aboard Pringles.
Meaper: NO WAY!
Meaper blasted a laser at Mr. Evil.
Mr. Evil: Oh yes way! (shoots grapefruit juice)
Mr. Evil: Oh that's how you want to play? (rips off Meaper's moustache)
Meaper: NOOOOOOOO- MEAP!
Donutus puked a giant donut and Mr. Evil was thrown back onto Balloonatron.
Mr. Evil: And now one last thing. (shoots grapefruit at Pringles) Haha, see you suckers! The door knob is mine!
Pringles: My helicopter blade is down! That really hurts.
Cheesy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pringles started losing control, and he crash landed into the sink.
Pringles: I'm hurt, I can't fly anymore.
Donutus: I'm a doctor, I can take care of you.
Steve: Me too. Rnd, Cheesy, King Picklez and Meaper, go and fight Mr. Evil in the dishwasher. And get that lucky door knob!
Rnd: I guess it's time for the final fight.
Meanwhile....
Winnie the Poop (only the face): Where- Where am I? AH! I'M ONLY THE HEAD!
Barneybite: (hanging for his life) Sup. Steve kicked me off the helicopter and a landed here. I'm hanging for my life now.
Winnie the Poop: Oh.. WAIT WHAT?
Barneybite: Don't worry, I got a song to help us!
Always look on the bright side of life, (whistles)
Always look on the bright side of life, (whistles)
Winnie the Poop: That's not from Barney stupid. That's from Monty Python.
Barneybite: Yeah, but it's still a good song.
Always look on the bright side of life, (whistles)
Winnie the Poop: No, no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Scene 7: The Final Fight[]
Rnd, Cheesy, King Picklez and Meaper went towards the dishwasher.
Rnd: Wait, now that Meaper doesn't have his moustache, how would he know the code?
Meaper: MEAP!
Nettoyage : STOP RIGHT THERE!
Cheesy: Okay.
Nettoyage: Before you enter the dishwasher, you must answer my three questions.
King Picklez: I suck at quizzes.
Cheesy: NOT QUESTIONS AGAIN
Nettoyage: Question 1: What is the fifty ninth episode of Phineas and Ferb?
Cheesy: I think it was Chronicles of som-
Meaper: MEAP!
Nettoyage: That is correct. Question two: What starts with an "M" and rhymes with sheep?
Meaper: MEAP!
Nettoyage: RIGHT AGAIN. Question 3: Who is white and has a pink head?
Meaper: MEAP!
Nettoyage: Alright, you can pass.
Rnd: OH YEAH! 20 WAS RIGHT! YOU DID SAVE US!
Cheesy: Meaper! Meaper!
Meaper: MEAP!
King Picklez: Okay, now to find the door knob.
The dishwasher opened and the gang entered it.
Rnd: Now where is that stupid door knob!
Cheesy: I think it's up there. I'll go check up there.
Cheesy climbed up, and Rnd, Picklez and Meaper did too.
Then, the dishwasher opened again.
Mysterious voice: We meet again. For the last time.
Cheesy: AHH IT'S MR. EVIL!
Mr. Evil: GAH I WANTED TO STAY MYSTERIOUS!
Lemmy: You may have kicked Barneybite and Winnie the Poop off, but we are still here (grins).
King Picklez: Ooooooooooh, another fight! Yay!
Rnd: We still outnumber you.
Mr. Evil: Guess again.
Nettoyage appeared.
Lemmy: I finally hypnotised someone.
Rnd: Let's fight.
Balloonatron rised up to fight Cheesy, Lemmy went to fight Meaper, Picklez went to fight Nettoyage and Mr. Evil went to fight Rnd!
MEAPER'S FIGHT WITH LEMMY!
Lemmy: Meap huh?
Meaper: MEAP!
Lemmy: NOW DIE!
Lemmy started shooting lasers!
Meaper jumped and avoided them, and shot lasers against Lemmy's!
Lemmy: LAZOR FIGHT!
Meaper fought Lemmy's lasers. Eventually Meaper beated Lemmy's lasers.
Lemmy: HYPNO EYES! @-@
Meaper: Meap.
Lemmy: WHY IS EVERYONE TOO SMART FOR MY HYPNOTIZING!
Meaper blasted more lasers and punched Lemmy.
Lemmy flew up and blasted lasers.
Meaper took a plate and threw it at Lemmy. Lemmy avoided it. Meaper took a fork, threw it at Lemmy and Lemmy got stuck to the plate.
Lemmy: ARGH! CURSE YOU MEAPER!
Meaper: MEAP!
Lemmy tried to get out but he couldn't. He was trapped to the plate.
Lemmy: Darn it.
Meaper: OH YEAH! IN YOUR-oops. MEAP!
PICKLEZ FIGHT WITH NETTOYAGE!
Nettoyage: Kill Picklez. Kill Picklez. KILL KING PICKLEZ!
Picklez: Is that all you can say?
Nettoyage: I'm hypnotised. Duh.
Picklez: Oh. TASTE PICKLES CLEANFREAK!
King Picklez shot pickles and cucumbers at Nettoyage. Nettoyage blasted Oxiclean and cleaned the pickles.
King Picklez: DON'T U CLEAN MAH PICKLEZ!
King Picklez shot vinegar, but Nettoyage was too fast. Nettoyage created a broom and hit Picklez.
King Picklez: Hypnotised huh? Most hypnotised people are stupid. (turns into a pickle)
Nettoyage: Where is Picklez. All I see is a pickle.
King Picklez: FOOLED YOU! NO ONE CLEANS MY PICKLES! (shoots a cucumber into Nettoyage's nostrils)
Nettoyage: I GOT A PICKLE UP MY NOSTRIL!
Nettoyage ran around in circles trying to take the pickle out of his nose.
Nettoyage: AHH I GOT A CUCUMBER UP MY NOSE! (runs in circles)
King Picklez: PICKLEZ FOR THE WIN!
RND'S FIGHT WITH MR. EVIL!
Mr. Evil: So we meet again, Rnd.
Rnd: Yep.
Mr. Evil: TASTE MY GRAPEFRUIT JUICE YOU OVERGROWN PINEAPPLE!
Rnd: Wait, no crappy dialogue thing? You just jump into the-(gets hit by grapefruit juice) ARGH FIGHTING TIME
Rnd shot spoons and Mr. Evil blocked it with some grapefruits.
Mr. Evil: MWAHAHAHAHA
Rnd: TIME TO SUMMON PLATYPUSES!
Back outside of the dishwasher...
Platypuses do some weird noises in front of the dishwasher and can't open it.
Rnd: Craaaaaaaaaa-(get's hit by grapefruit)
Rnd shot a lot of pineapple juice, but Mr. Evil avoided it. Then Rnd ran behind a plate.
Mr. Evil: You can hide, but you can't run!
Rnd: But can I walk?
Mr. Evil: Erm, no.
Rnd: How about crawling?
Mr. Evil: Maybe.
Rnd created a pineapple and smashed Mr. Evil with it. Then he held Mr. Evil up with his unibrow.
Mr. Evil: OW OW THAT HURTS! (creates a big grapefruit)
Rnd: MY LEG! (pulls out fork) Ha!
Mr. Evil: (pulls out a knife) OH YEAH BABY!
Rnd: meep.
Meaper: HEY THAT'S MY- Oh crap, not again. MEAP!
CHEESY AND BALLOONATRON'S FIGHT!
Cheesy: CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!
Cheesy rolled into a wheel and squished Balloonatron.
Balloonatron: OW! HELIUM HELIUM HELIUM!
Cheesy: (in squeaky voice) Oh yeah I sound awesome. (shoots cheese sticks)
Balloonatron floated up and shot balloons. Cheesy avoided them, and threw a cup.
Cheesy: OOH I LIKE BALLOOOOOOOOONS!
Balloonatron: Oh no! My boss needs help!
Cheesy: I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO NEXT TO RND!
Cheesy rolled over Balloonatron and squished him again. Then, he shot cheese spikes. Balloonatron flew away and reached Mr. Evil.
Balloonatron: I wonder why he said to me not to get next to Rnd... Oh wait a second..
Balloonatron went next to Rnd and he touched him.
Rnd: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Cheesy, get the door knob, (cough cough) now, - or I will die...
Cheesy: NUUUU NOT RND! BALLOONATRON YOU SON OF A (word removed)
Mr. Evil: Is that even legal?
Cheesy: Uh, I just called him a (word removed)
Rnd: Why does it keep saying (word removed)?
Cheesy: OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! ALL I JUST CALLED BALLOONATRON WAS A DYATETIC WAFFLE!
Balloonatron: That was the word? And you mispelled it.
Cheesy: If I would have spelled it right, it would have said "word removed".
Balloonatron: Ohh.
King Picklez: Meaper, go get the door knob!
Meaper: MEAP!
Meaper ran and got the door knob. He threw it at Rnd's direction.
Rnd: Quickly (cough cough), before I die...
Rnd put the door knob on his chest.
Rnd's legs started growing bigger. His head became brown. His eyebrow became bigger. He grew a tail. He became...
Rnd: ULTIMATE RND!!!!
Ultimate Rnd smashed through the plates. He shot pineapple juice at Balloonatron, and shot some pineapple spikes. Then he jumped up and grabbed Mr. Evil.
Ultimate Rnd: LEAVE ME ALONE! IT'S MY DOOR KNOB!
Lemmy: Wait a second, it can evolve? I thought you were plain insane!
Mr. Evil: Uh, I didn't know it could evolve stuff...
Lemmy: -_____-
Ultimate Rnd jumped up and took Lemmy. He held up the popped Balloonatron, Mr. Evil and Lemmy, and threw them so far they smashed through the dishwasher and ended in Camelunch.
Ultimate Rnd reverted back to Rnd.
Rnd: That was an awesome adventure. Come on, now let's heal Pringles!
King Picklez: This thing can heal too?!?
Rnd: OH YEAH!
Nettoyage: Phew, now that Lemmy is away, I'm not hypnotized anymore. Thanks guys.
Rnd: No prob. And by the way, why do you even guard the dishwasher?
Nettoyage: Your magical doorknob isn't the only thing left there. So many people leave their things here.
Cheesy: Oh I get it. And you asked the questions that only we would know how to solve, right?
Nettoyage: Exactly.
King Picklez: OH YEAH! WE DID IT!
King Picklez, Meaper, Rnd and Cheesy ran out of the dishwasher and went next to Pringles.
Pringles: These guys aren't doctors at all!
Donutus: I thought you meant doctor like a professor.
Rnd: Don't worry! (puts door knob on his chest)
Pringles: I'M HEALED! I'M HEALED! Now I'll fly everyone back home!
Rnd: Nah, I'd rather take the bus.
The guys waited for a bus and drove back to their apartment.
Meanwhile in Camelunch...
Meatworthy: Well well well, look who's back.
Breadward: The grapefruit ape, the balloon and the duck who hypnotized us.
Foodevere: I think they need to be teached a lesson.
Mr. Evil: Oh no.
Lemmy: Oh crab.
Tim: ALL CITIZENS OF CAMELUNCH! WE HAVE FOUND TO GUYS WHO HYPNOTISED YOU! COME AND KICK HIS BUTT!
Oreonite: I've been waiting for this..
Balloonatron: NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The foods started beating up the villains.
Lemmy: STOP IT STOP IT!
Back at the good guys...
Cheesy: Back in Akraia.
King Picklez: This is how this place is called?
Donutus: I think we're going to have fun here.
Rnd: MY DOOR KNOB IS BACK! THIS IS THE EPICEST QUEST I HAVE EVER HAD!
Cheesy: OH YEAH! TIME FOR AN EPIC ENDING SONG!
Cheesy: Rnd's has lost his lucky door knob,
Somewhere in the dishwasher,
And now it's our important job,
To bring it back to here
Yeah to bring it back to here!
YEAH!
Rnd: We went to ancient sorceror
Who told us to find a Meap moustache
But then she exploded,
And we were in a brick store in a flash
Yeah in a brick store in a flash!
YEAH!
Both:
This is our random quest,
To bring back the door knob without to rest,
And now we're gonna do it right!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Cheesy: There Ww had an epic war,
With Mr. Evil and three more,
Eventually they were defeated,
And we went to Moustache World,
YEAH WE WENT TO MOUSTACHE WORLD!
YEAH WE WENT TO MOUSTACHE WORLD!!
Rnd: We got there to Meap a moustache,
And now he could speak,
So then we ordered a a taxi,
But Mr. Evil chased us quick!
Both:
This is our random quest,
To bring back the door knob without to rest,
And now we're gonna do it right!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Cheesy: Then we reached the magic toilet,
Next we needed to do a quiz,
We kicked a smartypants,
AFTER PRINGLES FINALLY SAID SOI!
AFTER HE SAID SOI YEAH!
Rnd: We reached a magic kingdom,
Ruled by a cucumber,
(King Picklez: I'M A PICKLE)
But the food was hypnotised,
So we ran out of there,
AND PICKLEZ JOINED OUR QUEST YEAH!
Both:
This is our random quest,
To bring back the door knob without to rest,
And now we're gonna do it right!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Rnd: We were trapped by a coffeemaker,In a tank of coffee sharks, Then Donutus kicked shark butt,AND WE PUSHED THE COFFEEMAKER IN!YEAH WE PUSHED THE COFFEEMAKER IN! Cheesy: We were flying to the final place,But Mr. Evil wanted to win the race,Barneybite and Winnie the Poop were lost,But Meap's moustache was shaved,NOOOOO HIS MOUSTACHE WAS SHAVED!NOOO HIS MOUSTACHE WAS SHAVED! Both:
This is our random quest,
To bring back the door knob without to rest,
And now we're gonna do it right!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Rnd: And then we did that epic fight,
Inside the dishwasher,
When I became ultimate,
YEAH MR. EVIL GOT HIS BUTT KICKED!
Cheesy: Then we finally returned home,
And all was the best.
Cheesy and Rnd played an awesome song,
About the quest.
Cheesy: OH YEAH THAT WAS AWESOME!
King Picklez: Oh yeah.
Steve: Nobody noticed me.
Meaper: MEAP!
Rnd: IT'S THE WRITERS FAULT!
Cheesy: True, true.
King Picklez: THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END. Hope you liked the movie! :D[]
Meanwhile, at the drawer Winnie the Poop and Barneybite were trapped in...
Winnie the Poop: My toilet has recollected all parts. Now, we can fly away on my back!
Barneybite: There is no way I am going on your back. You are made of... poo.
Winnie the Poop: That or dying.
Barenybite: GAH OKAY!
THE END!