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RANDOM ALIEN MOVIE 2: Cheesy's Christmas Chronicles is the sequel to THE RANDOM ALIEN MOVIE.

Summary

Dr. Gas, leader of the O.D.O.R organization, brings Winnie the Poop as a new henchmen to him. His devious plan is to build spaceships capable of firing fart rays to all the planets in the galaxy, so people would eventually get used to stinky smells (because they can't leave their house). Unfortunatley, his plan can only work out on Christmas.

After Dr. Gas fires his first fart ray at Camelunch, the gang must go to random planets to stop Dr. Gas from farting the galaxy. They must travel in the TURDIS, piloted by Dr. Braintrousers and his very hyper active friend Hyperion, and find the five anti-stink gems to destroy the fart ray.

Characters

Villains

  • Dr. Gas: A Fartonian and leader of the ODOR organization for gross aliens.
  • Winnie the Poop
  • Igor: A Mouthspit, and Dr. Gas's most important henchman.
  • Methanosian: A Methanosian, and one of Dr. Gas's henchmen.
  • Lepidopterran: A Lepidopterran, and one of Dr. Gas's henchmen.
  • Dark Cheesy: HE'LL APPEAR SOON
  • Selusse: A Uselessalien. He joined ODOR because he didn't want Wafflemaker farted.

Plot

Part 1: Gas Station

Winnie the Poop is walking near a gas station, holding a suitcase. A Mouthspit and a Lepidopterran came out of the gas station.

(Lepidopterran): The boss is waiting for you, Winnie.

(Winnie the Poop): Please, call me Winnie the Poop.

(Mouthspit): Poop not be you last name?

(Winnie the Poop): Um, what? I don't get what you are trying to say.

(Lepidopterran): He's a bit... brainless.

(Winnie the Poop): Actually, my name is Winnie the Poop.

(Mouthspit): Igor not get.

(Winnie the Poop): Me name be Winnie the Poop.

(Igor): Igor still not get.

(Winnie the Poop): Name winnie the Poop.

(Igor): OH IGOR GET.

(Winnie the Poop): So your boss built the secret organization inside a gas station?

(Lepidopterran): Yeah, sorta.

The Lepidopterran pressed a button, and the gas station flipped. Instead of it there was a secret lab sorta thing. Winnie the Poop, Igor and the Lepidopterran went into the secret lab. A humungous chair was there, near a Methanosian.

(Winnie the Poop): Why is there a Lepidopterran and a Methanosian in this movie anyway?

(Methanosian): Our smell is bad. AND WE HAVE NAMES, YOU KNOW?

(Lepidopterran): YEAH!

(Winnie the Poop): And they are....?

(Lepidopterran):.....................................Lepidopterran.

(Methanosian): ..........................................Methanosian.

(Winnie the Poop):.........................

(Methanosian)........................

(Lepidopterran):.........................


(Winnie the Poop):.........................

(Methanosian)........................

(Lepidopterran):.........................

(Winnie the Poop): IT'S SUPER AWKWA-

Peixes and Cibus broke in.

(Peixes): RAAAH THATS OUR JOKE FOOOOOOLS!

(Cibus): YEAH.

(Winnie the Poop): Brian 10 uses it all the time.

(Peixes): Brian 10?

(Cibus): I saw a bunch of episodes. Too many super awkward silence times.

(Peixes): REALLY? LET'S KICK THEIR BUTTS!

Peixes and Cibus ran away. A scene where Brian is battling DNAliens appears.

(Peixes): THIS OUR JOKE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BACK TO THE AWESOME MOVIE

(Winnie the Poop): Whatevah. Now can I see your boss?

(Their boss): Hello, Winnie the Poop. You want to join O.D.O.R., right?

(Winnie the Poop): Yes! I hate being so smelly!

The chair spun, revealing a fartonian.

(Fartonian): I am Dr. Gas. I will reveal my genious plan to stop our stench! Each one of us here has been brutalisied because of his smell. I say, NO MORE!

(Winnie the Poop): What's your plan?

(Dr. Gas): I have built spaceships and stalleties that fire fart rays. Fart rays are rays of farts, that spread around the place. We will fire on every planet, and then they must adapt to the stench, which means they won't think we are smelly anymore!

(Winnie the Poop): When do you want to start it?

(Dr. Gas): On the night of December 25.

(Winnie the Poop): THAT'S CHRISTMAS!

(Lepidopterran): AND HANNUKA!

(Winnie the Poop): ...anyways, that would be seriously evil doing that to everyone!

(Dr. Gas): Hahaha, that is part of the point. No one wants to miss Christmas. They must survive the smell, and it will help them adapt.

(Winnie the Poop): But that wi-

(Dr. Gas): Winnie, do you want me to flush?

(WtP): N-no...

(Dr. Gas): MWAHAHAHAHA! LAUGH WITH ME WINNIE!

(WtP): Hahaha... hahahahaha........

(Dr. Gas): Now, let's pick our place to test it! I'll let you choose.

(WtP): Um... I don't know.

(Dr. Gas): How about Akraia?

(WtP): That place? I exploded from a WTFUDGE bomb there. Long story.

(Igor): Please no tell long story. Me not like sentence more 8 word.

Dr. Gas aimed a fart ray towards Akraia, seen on a huge computer screen.

(Dr. Gas): Any place specific?

(Winnie the Poop): How about, there?

Dr. Gas aimed a fart ray near a huge refridgerator, and fired.

(WtP): Bye bye, Camelunch.

Everyone in the room laughed evily.

Part 2: Snofrisk

The scene switches to space. Random alien planets are shown, like Jamong, Kj and Melafefon.

Omernoy121 productions presents.....

Wheatropia, Yuja and Complexia are shown.

A BTFF channel original movie...

Snofrisk, Stinkosia, Fartex, and Planetofekbeaters are shown.

THE RANDOM ALIEN MOVIE 2:

CHEESY'S CHRISTMAS CHRONICLES!!

A ROFLcopter is seen flying through space, near a planet made out of cheese. A rubber ducky is riding on it. The roflcopter landed on the cheese planet. The roflcopter and the giant chameleon fly towards a house, and knock. Cheesy opens the door.

(Cheesy): STEVE! PRINGLES!

(Steve): Hello Cheesy!

(Cheesy): Why did you come?

(Pringles): We both don't have planets, so we both met and decided to meet you.

(Cheesy): Soo how were you created?

(Pringles): Roflcopters are created by interstellar ASCII jargon.

(Steve): And I'm-not sure where I am from.

(Cheesy): Oh. Come in! My family will come tomorrow though.

(Pringles): Where is Rnd?

(Cheesy): Rnd is at his house on Kj, celebrating Hanukka with King Picklez and Donutus.

Scene switches to Rnd, King Picklez, and Donutus near a Menorah.

(King Picklez): Sooooooooo........... when do I blow out the candles?

(Rnd): FOR THE LAST TIME. IT'S NOT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

(King Picklez): But we got cool hats! And donuts! And candles!

(Rnd): (facepalm)

SCENE SWITCHES BAAAAAAACK!

Cheesy brought Pringles and Steve in.

(Cheesy): Oh, guys, you're just in time for my favorite TV series. The Absolutley Nothing Show!

(Steve): The what?

The TV screen turned white, and the writing The Absolutley Nothing Show appeared.

(Cheesy): WOOOOOOHOOO!

The screen suddenly changed, and a Picklesapien TV reporter was talking, and behind her was a destroyed place with green clouds around.

(TV Reporter): NEWS FLASH! On the planet Akraia, where all random aliens live in harmony, a fart ray has hit! All villagers in the city Camelunch were suddenly attacked by an enormous fart blast. Several villagers has been attacked by a horrible smell, and had to evacuate. The gate manager of Camelunch has quickly opened, that barely happens with that. Here he is.

(Tim): I was guarding, when suddenly there was a horrible smell coming! I thought it was me at first, or my partner, Munch.

A Gourmand appeared next to him.

(Tim): Suddenly, I understood nothing could make such smell, and angry villagers came running towards me. I quickly opened after we understood it was a fart ray. It was dark times.

(TV Reporter): This is it, Milky Way Galaxy, from π news. Now we return to the reguraly scheduled program.

Steve had h is jaw dropped, and Pringlesflew there, amazed.

(Cheesy): ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING SHOW WOOT!

(Steve): This is serious.

(Cheesy): SERIOUS? THIS IS THE RANDOM ALIEN MOVIE 2 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. EVEN MORE RANDOMNESS.

(Steve): But still. How can someone survive that stench? We have to do something. Let's go investigate.

(Pringles): How exactly? Akraia is really far away, and there's probably going to be a lot of traffic jams.

(Cheesy): LET'S USE THE TURDIS!

(Pringles): The what?

(Cheesy): The T.U.R.D.I.S. Y'know, the time travelling spaceship that looks from the outside as a portapotty?

(Steve): Don't you mean TARDIS? And it's a phone booth.

(Cheesy): No, it's a porta-potty.

A porta potty appeared from nowhere. Out of it came a Pantelon.

(Pantelon): Hello, citizens of Parmezan! I am Dr. Braintrousers, and this is my TURDIS.

(Cheesy): Toldya.

(Steve): Why did you come here?

(Dr. Braintrousers): I wanted to see the behaviours of the Caravanes on Christmas.

(Steve): Um, dude, we need serious help. Some city named Camelunch was hit by a fart ray. We need to go there. PRONTO.

(Dr. Braintrousers): CAMELUNCH? I used to live near there! Let's go now!

(Steve): What about Rnd? And Donutus, and King Picklez!

(Dr. Braintrousers): We can go get them now!

(Pringles): How are we all supposed to fit in that portapotty? And wouldn't it look a bit awkward for four people to come out of a portapotty?

(Dr. Braintrousers): Don't like it's portapotty appearance? LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE IIIIIIIIIIIT

The TURDIS changed into an enourmous, shiny, metallic, PAAAAPER SHREEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEER!

(Steve): A PAPER SHREDDER? Seriously?

(Dr. Braintrousers): YUS. DO YOU WANT TO SAVE CAMELUNCH OR NOT?

(Cheesy): YESSSSSSSSSH

Cheesy, Steve, Pringles and Dr Braintrousers entered the TURDIS. It was huge inside. A Liquienergy appeared.

(Liquenergy): HEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO MY NAME IS HYPERION NOT LIKE THE TITAN IM JUST REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SUPER EPICLY HYPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEERACIIIIIVE! LOLOLOLOL ITS FUN BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK REALLY FAST AND ANNOY PEOPLE TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAR WAAAAZUUUUUUP WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES MY NAME IS HYPERION NOT LIKE THE TITAN OH WAIT I ALREADY SAID THAT DID YOU KNOW I CAN CONTROL SUGAR AND SODA AND SUGAR AND SODA AND MAKE PEOPLE HYPER AND CONTROL SUUUUUUUUUGAAAAAAAAAAR YOU KNOW LIKE IN GUMMY BEARS AND YUMMY STUFF AND COCA COLA BY THE WAY ID YOU KNOW COCA COLA SPELT BACKWARDS IS ALOC ACOC LOL IT SOUNDS REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE HAHAHAHAHAAHA

(Steve): WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?

(Hyperion): MY NAME IS HYPERION-(lips get locked together)

(Dr. Braintrousers): Yes, this is Hyperion. He is a bit......hyper. Hyperion, did you drink three drops of coffee today?

(Hyperion): YUUUUUUUUUS I DID I DRUNK FIVE DROPS HAHA I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO DRINK ONLY THREE BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT I'M HYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPPERRRRRRR MY NAME IS HYPERION, NOT HYPER BUT YOU GET IT

(Pringles): SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!

(Hyperion): OMG OMG OMG MICROSOFT SAM YOUR VOICE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS WHY COULDN'T THEY GIVE YOU A BETTE-(Pringles fires OMG missle, and smashes Hyperion towards a wall.)

(Pringles): AHHHHH FINALLY.

(Dr. Braintrousers): Where is Rnd you speak of?

(Cheesy): Kj.

(Dr. Braintrousers): TURDIS, set next destination to Kj.

(TURDIS): Right on it, Dr. Braintrousers.

The TURDIS teleported. It reappeared in Kj.

(Rnd): AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH A GIANT PAPER SHREDDER!

(King Picklez): PAPIRO, RUUUUUUUN!

Papiro appeared next to Picklez.

(Papiro): What? A second ago I was next to Peix-(gets sucked into paper shredder) AAAAAAAAHHH

(Picklez): TROLOLOLOL

Out of the TURDIS came Dr. Braintrousers and Cheesy.

(Cheesy): GUYZ CAMELUNCH WAS HIT BBY A FART RAAAAAY

(Rnd): AHHHHH! WE MUST SAVE IT! How exactly?

(Dr. Braintrouser): It's the TURDIS. We can travel through SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

(King Picklez): CAMELUNCH WAS FARTED! I'm not there for one day, and they get hit by a fart ray? I'm going to fire that dumb subsitute king, Kayk.

(Donutus): Yeah Kayk was pretty bad. LET'S SAVE CAMELUNCH!

Donutus, Rnd and King Picklez climbed into the TURDIS.

(Hyperion): HELLLLOOOOOOOOO MY NAME IS HYPERION NOT LIKE THE TITAN BUT-

(Steve): He's really hyper.

(King Picklez): OMG I'M HYPER TOO! AND HE TALKS SO FAST!

(Hyperion): I CAN SHOOT SODA AND CONTROLL SUGAR TOO-

(King Picklez): I love you. GIMME SODA.

Hyperion and King Picklez went into a room in the TURDIS.

(Dr. Braintrousers): NEXT STOP, CAMELUNCH!

The TURDIS tele-

(Cheesy): WAAAAAAAAITTTTTT A SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECOOOOOOOOOND

(Dr. Braintrousers): What?

(Cheesy): We forgot Meaper!

(Dr. Braintrousers): What am I, a bus?

(Cheesy): No, you're a magic floating brain inside pants that drives a time-travelling papershredder.

(Dr. Braintrouser): *sigh* Okay, let's get him. Where does he live?

(Steve): Umm.... IDK.

(Pringles): He's a guy from Meap's species.

(Dr. Braintrousers):.... I don't know his planet either.

(Donutus): I KNOW HIS SPECIES! IT'S A-(censored due to people not knowin Meap's species)

(Dr. Braintrousers): YES! TURDIS TELEPORT TO- (censored due to people not knowing Meap's planet)

The TURDIS teleported. It reached a planet, and Meaper went on it.

(Meaper): MEAP!

(Cheesy): MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEER

(Meaper): Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Part 3: Camelunch

The TURDIS telported and reached a destroyed sorta-place, with green gases all over the place.

(Cheesy): OH GOD.

Three shadows appeared in the dark.

(Pringles): DON'T KILL ME I DIDN'T LEARN TO SAY SWOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH YET

(Steve): You did. Remember the last movie?

(Pringles): THAT DIDN'T COUNT

(Foodevere): It's just us. The noble food knights.

(King Picklez): HIIIIIIII GUUUUUUUUUUUYZ

(Meatworthy): Hello.....Picklez.... this is horrible. Everything is smelling like a combination of poo, fart, methane, and armpits.

(Donutus): .......ew. But it's just smell. How could it destroy so much?

(Breadward); Um....let's just say Meatworhty's head is a flaming meatball.

(Rnd): O.o

(Meatworthy): ............yeah.

(Steve): This smells like a combination of Winnie the Poop, a Fartonian, a Mouthspit, a Lepidopterran and Methanosian combined into one gross smell!

(Dr. Braintrousers): Those species are the grossest alive! I do know someone who knows an antidote though...

(Cheesy): LEEEEEEEEET'S GET GOING!

(Breadward): Can we come too? We need to save our village!

(Dr. Braintrousers): Okay... but no more people, okay? I already have 12 people including me.

(Picklez): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOW FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF CAMELUNCH!

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE TIME!

PEANUT BUTTER PICKLE TIME!

PEANUT BUTTAH PICKLE, PEANUT BUTTAH PICKLE, PEANUT BUTTAH PICKLE TIIIIME!

(Donutus): I remembered it was longer.

(Picklez): Shut up Donutus.

(Donutus): Okay.

(Pringles); So who knows the antidote?

(Dr. Braintrousers): An ancient sorceror named......... 20.

(Rnd): He exploded last movie.

(Dr. Braintrousers): He always explodes. It's only effects.

(Rnd): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. But still, it's really far away.

(Dr. Braintrousers): 20! COME ERE

20 appeared.

(Rnd): So you didn't explode...interesting.

(20): SPECIAL EFFECTS GUUUUUYZ

(Cheesy): I WANNA DO IT TOO

(20): Not now. What did you want, Braintrousers?

(Dr. Braintrousers): This place has been....FARTED.

(20): FARTED?

(Dr. Braintrousers): By the most horrible fart ray ever.

(20): I smell it.... it is quite horrible. I know a recipe. Let me remember...

The Grapefruit Gem of Jamong


The Pomegrenate Gem of Wafflemaker


The Coffee Gem of Yuja


The Balloon Gem of Planetofekbeaters


The Perfume Gem of BorO'tes(Donutus): Woah.

(20): I can tell you... it will be dangerous.

(King Picklez): WE MUST SAVE CAMELUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

(Hyperion): OMG GUYS I DIDN'T TALK FOR 10 MINUTES LIKE OMG I MUUUUUUUUUUST TALK RIGHT NOW(lips get shut) Mmmmmmmhmhmmhmhmhmhmhmmhmhmhmhmhmh

(Dr. Braintrousers): We will do it. After all, we do have 12 random species on our side.

(Everybody): YES!

(20): So... now I'm gonna explode again. Bye bye now. (explodes)

(Dr. Braintrousers): Into the TURDIS everyone!

(Breadward, Donutus, Foodevere, and Meatworthy): FOOOOOOOOR CAMELUNCH!

They all climbed into the TURDIS.

BACK IN THE AWESHUM EVAL LARE

(Dr. Gas): Let's see what is going on with the farted village, eh? (looks through telescope) Oh... OH NOW.... HOLY CRUD... DAMMMIT! WE MUST STOP THEM!

(Lepidopterran): What?

(Dr. Gas): A Lf, a Caravane, a Roflcopter, a Picklesapien and a bunch of sother species will make an antidote!

(WtP): LEMME SEE THAT! (looks through telescope) Pringles... we meet again. LET'S STOP THEM!

(Igor): YUSH

(Dr. Gas): Methanosian, set the fartships!

(Methanosian): SIR YUS SIR

(Dr. Gas): No antidote for them... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Part 4: Wafflemaker

(Cheesy): What planet will we go to first?

(Pringles): We should go to... Wafflemaker. Uselessaliens are very harmless.

(Dr. Braintrousers): Let's teleport there. TURDIS TELEPORT TO WAFFLEMAKER!

(Cheesy): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLESSSSSSS

(Rnd): WAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(Picklez): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFELLLLLLLLLES

(Hyperion): OMG OMG OMG OMG WAFLESLELWAFFLES WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFLESSSSSSS! WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFLESSSSSSSSSSSSS IRONED! IRON WAFFLE WAFFLE IRON IRONICCALLY WAFFLY FALALALALALALALAALLALALALALALFES! MESA LIKE YUMMY WAFFLES WITH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPLESSSSSSSSSSSYRUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!111111

(Rnd, Cheesy, Picklez): MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPLLLLLLLLE SYYYYYYYYYRUP ON A WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAFEEEEEEEEEEEL

(Breadward): Are these guys really gonna help us?

(Foodevre): I guess so, Breadward.

(Breadward): *sigh*

The TURDIS reappeared on Wafflemaker. The gang went out.

(Pringles): So many pomegrenates....

(Steve): They look like the Fruit Ninja version.

(Dr. Braintrousers): They also, fall sideways.

(Steve): LIKE IN FRUIT NINJA!

(Dr. Braintrousers): Yes. They can predict when will a pomegrenate appear in a game of Fruit Ninja because they are the most like the ones here.

SUDDENLY, A POMEGRENATE DETACHED FROM THE TREE, AND FLEW TOWARDS RND!

(Rnd): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Meatworthy cut the Pomgrenate in half before it hit Rnd.

(Rnd): I AM NOW YOU SLAVE.

(Meatworthy): Fantastic! First, give me a nice massa-

A Pomegrenate came flying towards Meatworthy, and Rnd fired a pineapple to block it.

(Rnd): Not anymore.

(Meatworthy): Damn you and your pineapples you crazy Lf!

(Cheesy): TROLOLOLOL

A Uselessalien came.

(Uselessalien): Hello, aliens.

(Cheesy): SUP DAWGS!

(Uselessalien): My name is Selusse.

(Pringles): We came here searching for the Pomegrenate Gem of Wafflemaker.

(Hyperion): GIVE US THE FREAKING GEM (lips get shut) FRLBRTGSRBGRSBRGSBRGSGBRXS

(Dr. Braintrousers): My friend is quite hyperactuve, sorry about that.

(Selusse): The Pome....grenate gem?

(Picklez): OF WAFFLEMAKER!

(Selusse): ..............anway, the way to reach it is through the POMEGRENATE MAZE.

DUN DUN DUN

(Selusse): The Pomegrenate Maze is a maze of pomegrenate trees, set up in a maze order. The pomegrenates are made of pure gold. However, taking even one of them will make all of them shoot out in a random order.

(Meaper): Meap.

(Rnd): Exactly was I was going to say.

(Pringles): Can't I just fly over it?

(Selusse): If you want the gem, then, no.

(Breadward): Let's go there. NOW.

(Selusse): Okay then. TAXI.

(Steve): A Taxi can't have all of us in, that's absur-

A enormous taxi came.

(Uslessalien): Want a ride?

(Steve): -forget that. AWESOME!

They all climbed in.

(Taxi Driver): The drive will take 30 minutes.

(Foodevere): Okay.

The Taxi drived off.

(Hyperion): WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE TURDIS

(Dr. Braintrousers): (pulls out key thingy, and it beeps) In my pocket. (pulls out tiny TURDIS)

(Hyperion): LOL EPIC I LOVE THIS THE TURDIS IS SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO AWESOME EXCEPT ITS NAMED I MEAN ITS BASICALLY CALLED POOPIS WAIT TURDIS SOUNDS BETTER TROLOLOLOLOL MAYBE CRAPIS OR POOIS OR MAYBE EVEN SH-

(Dr. Braintrousers): NO CURSING.

(Hyperion): WAIT YOU ACTUALLY HEARD WHAT I SAID NOBODY HEARS WHAT I SAY SNIFF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED MORE FRIENDS EXCEPT OF YOU AND PICKLEZ HEY STEVE CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND NO WAIT I HATE GIANT CHAMELEONS I AINT RACIST BUT CHAMELEONS REALLY CREEP ME OUT WAIT A SECOND YOU ARENT A CHAMELEON YOUR MEAP BUT WE ALREADY HAVE MEAP-

Now for the bad guyz!

(Hyperion): I DIDNT FINISH MAH SENTENCE

SHUT UP HYPERION.

(Hyperion): NO U

NO U

(Hyperion): NO U

(Dr. Braintrousers): SHUT UP YOU TWO

OKAY LETS JUST SEE THE BAD GUYS

(Methanosian): Uh, Dr. Gas?

(Dr. Gas): What?

(Mehanosian): How exactly do you plan to reach the good guys?

(Dr. Gas): The Fart Spaceships, of course.

Dr. Gas revealed an enormous UFO like spaceship.

(Dr. Gas): COME ON!

They climbed on the spaceship.

(Igor): FART SPACESHIP BE AWESOME.

They spaceship flew off. It landed on Wafflemaker.

(Winnie the Poop): I smell pineapples, meat, and cheese. The good guys were here!

(Lepidopterran): Cool story bro.

(WtP): This is supposed to relate to you.

(Lepidopterran): Meh.

(Dr. Gas): HEY YOU THERE!

(Uselessalien): What?

(Dr. Gas): Did you see a Caravane, a Lf, a Roflcopter, a Meap, a Picklesapien, a Donut, and other species?

(Uselessalien): Yeah, they just drove off to the Pomegrenate Maze.

(Dr. Gas): WE MUST STOP THEM! TO THE FART SPACESHIP!

They climbed on the fatr spaceship, and started flying after the taxi.

(Taxi Driver): OMG A FART SPACESHIP IS FOLLOWING UUUUSSSSSSSSSS

(Everyone): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Meaper): Don't worry, I WILL SAVE YOU!

Meaper jumped out of the Taxi and oon it's roof. He fired lasers at the fart spaceship.

(Igor): SOMEONE FIRE LASER

(Dr. Gas): Aim a fart cannon!

A fart cannon fired a very powerful fart. Meaper jumped qiuckly into the taxi.

(Meaper): Wow, that was meapy.

(Steve): Don't you mean scary?

(Meaper): I meaped scary. Meapn't you hear me?

(Steve): What?

(Dr. Braintrousers): Um, look at his moustache.

A part of Meaper's moustache was greenish, and started melting the moustache.

(Dr. Braintrousers): His moustache must have been hit by the fart ray, and it's glitching. I estimate he has fifteen minutes before the moustache completley melts off.

(Meaper): OH MEAP.

(Dr. Braintrousers): Sorry Meaper. DRIVER DRIVE FASTER

(taxi Driver): Remember the huge fart spaceship over us?

(Hyperion): CAN IIIIIIIIII STOP IT I NEVER BATTLED UNTIL NOW WELLL NOT ON THE MOVIE BUT MAYBE WELL SEE IT IN RANDOM ALIEN MOVIE 1.5-

(Pringles): No spoilers.

(Hyperion): OH DAMMIT WHATEVAH LET'S BAAAAAAAATLLLLLLE (goes on the roof)

(Dr. Gas): FART HIM!

A fart ray was shot. Hyperion avoided it, and fired a lot of soda. Then he created a tornado of soda by running around in circles, and kicked te Fart spaceship.

(Methanosian): NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Fart Spaccceship flew away, and crashed in a mountain. The gang reached the Pomegrenate Maze.

(Taxi Driver): OKAY YER HERE NOW GO AWAY

They went out of the taxi.

(Selusse): Welcome to the pomegrenate maze.

(Meaper): The pomegremeap maze. Meap.

The gang entered the Pomegrenate Maze.

(Selusse): Don't worry. I know the way, so you won't be lost. But remember, DO NOT TOUCH THE GOLDEN POMGRENAAAATES.

(Picklez): SHIIIIIIIINY

(Donutus): PICKLEZ!

(Picklez): What?

(Donutus): Did you hear what he said?

(Picklez): Oh, he said "Don't worry. I know the way, so you won't be lost. But remember,BLA BLA BLA BLABLALBITY BLABLA.

(Donutus): No, he said we should touch the golden pomegrenates!

(Picklez): KK.

(Donutus): .....you didn't get it yet, did you?

(Picklez): YES I DID.................................................................................................

(Donutus):............

(Picklez): ......no I didn't.

(Donutus): *sigh* Don't touch anything.

(Picklez): Can I touch the floor? And the air?

(Donutus): YES.

(Picklez): KK I GOT IT

(Selusse): Come already!

They started walking.

(Cheesy): Walking Walking Walking

(Rnd): Bored

(Pringles): Something interesting should happen now.

(Steve): Meh. I can go on withouht battling those stinky weirdos.

(Rnd): I have nothing to say.

(Picklez): ME NIETHER.

(Hyperion): OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY EITHER LOL ROFL XDDD IM A YOUTUBE GUY XDDDDDDDDD

(Dr. Braintrousers): You are really bored, aren't you?

(Hyperion): YUS

(Breadward): I think the bad guys have a more interesting plot than us.

BACK AT THE BAD GUYS

(Methanosian): I'm bored.

(Lepidopterran): Me too. Let's go into the maze already.

The bad guys went into the maze.

(Dr. Gas): We should have gotten a Uselessalien guide.

(WtP): I know.

(Igor): What now?

(Dr. Gas): Dunno.

SUDDENY, THE POMEGRENATES STARTED SHAKING! AND THEY FLEW OFF THE BUSHES!

(WtP): AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Back at the good guys.

(Selusse): (circle glows) WHO PULLED OUT A SACRED POMEGRENATE?

(Donutus): PICKLEZ!

(King Picklez): I didn't do it!

(Cheesy): Then who did?

(Hyperion): I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

A pomegrenate detached and flew towards Breadward. Breadward pulled out his sword and cut it. The Pomegrenate wasn't harmed, but instead, a huge "1 hits" appeared in front of it.

(Selusse): NOO!

(Breadward): Why can't I cut this! (cuts again, and the number changes into 2) RAAAAAAH! (cuts again, AND THE NUBER CHANGES INTO 3)

(Selusse): STOP BEFORE IT -

The pomgrenate explodeed, sending everyone smashing into a pomgrenate. Pomgrenates started flying. EVERYWHERE.

(Rnd): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (hits pomegrenate with spoons) THIS DOESN'T WORK

(Selusse): RUUUUUUN

They started running and avoiding the pomgrenates.

(Picklez): I CAN'T AVOID....... IM TOO TALLL

(Foodevere): Lay down and roll as a pickle!

Picklez rolled on the side.

(Picklez): LOLYUS

(Selusse): The way is too far... WE CAN'T MAKE IT

(Dr. Braintrousers): Or can we....

Braintrousers pulled out the mini-TURDIS from his pocket. He pressed a button and it turned into a racing car!.......bed. With a forcefield bubble.

(Dr. Braintrousers): GET IN

The went on the bed, and dashed quickly.

(Selusse): LEFT! LEFT! STRAIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT!

(Dr. Braintrousers): Are you meaning I'm going the right way or should I go right?

(Selusse): GIMME THE FREAKING STEERING WHEEL

Selusse drived them through the maze.

MEANWHILE

(Dr. Gas): OW OW POMEGRENATES HURT!

(Igor): Igor want out!

(Methanosian): YEAH

They ran out of the maze.

(Dr. Gas): DAGNAMMIT!

(Lepidopterran): Ugh. Wait... can't Methanosian regenerate? And you're basically gas? And Winnie the Poop is... poo. You can't be hurt by the pomegrenates!

(Dr. Gas): Oh...... right.

(Lepidopterran): GO IN THERE AND CATCH THEM!

Dr. Gas, Methanosian, and WtP ran into the maze. Pomegrenates passed through them.

(Dr. Gas): Huh.... Lepidopterran was right.

(Methanosian): IT'S STILL A MAZE

(Dr. Gas): These are bushes. I'll pass through them. COME WITH ME WINNIE

(WtP): SURE BOSS

The passes through the bushes.

(Methanosian): NOOOO I NEED TO RETURN NOW( pomgrenate cuts off his head) DAAAAAAMIIIIIIT

Back at the good guyz

(Selusse): The Pomegrenate Gem! It's here!

A red gem was placed on a stand.

(Selusse): Does anyone have a sandbag?

(Meatworthy): I have meat.

(Selusse): That should work.

Selusse took the pomegrenate gem, and Meatworthy shot a little meat.

(Cheesy): WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THERE WASN'T ANY MEAT?

(Selusse):......................................nothing. I wanted awesomeness.

(Meatworthy): Dang you. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE

Dr. Gas and WtP appeared.

(Dr. Braintrousers): OH GOD WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL?

(Rnd): It wasn't me this time! SERIOUSLY

(Dr. Gas): Give us the pomgrenate gem... OR YOU SHALL BE FARTED

(Selusse): NEVER!

(Dr. Gas): (talks on phone) LEPIDOPTERRAN! IGOR! ACTIVATE THE FART SPACESHIPS TO AIM ON WAFFLEMAKER!

(Picklez): Wait... YOU FARTED CAMELUNCH?

(Dr. Gas): Yes I did, Picklez. Winnie the Poop wanted to aim there.

(Winnie the Poop): HEHEHE

(Picklez): I'M GONNA KILL YOU

(Dr. Braintrousers): Don't get out you'll be hit by the pomgrenates!

Picklez didn't listen. He jumped out, and a pomgrenate immediatley hit him.

(King Picklez): OW MAH BRANE

(Dr. Gas): MWAHAHAHAHA!

(Selusse): Don't fart wafflemaker... PLEASE.

(WtP): Only if you don't give him the gem.

(Pringles): Neveeeeer.

(Dr. Gas): Well then. Lepidopterran, ac-

A OMG missle sent by Pringles blasted the phone.

(Dr. Braintrousers): LET'S GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE

The racing car bed drove.

(Donutus): WHAT ABOUT PICKLEZ?

(Hyperion): ILL GET HIM HES MAH FRIEND WERE BOTH HYPEEEEEEERACTIVE SO I MUST SAVE HIM ILL DO IT IM SO FAST TOO LOLOLOLOL I CAN SAAAAAAAAAAAVE THAT AWESOME KINGLY PICKLE

(Donutus): JUST DO IT.

(Hyperion): I did. (shows Picklez)

(Picklez): YAY

(Meaper): Let's meap the meap outta meap!

(Donutus): I forgot about his moustache!

(Picklez): LOL ME 2

(Selusse): We're lost in the maze now!

(Pringles): Not if I can do anything. (fires OMG missle, and blasts through bushes) More OMG missles! PEWPEWPEPWEPPEPWEPWPEWPEPWPEWPEPWPEWPWEPWPEWPEWEWWWWWW

They dashed off through the bushes.

(Steve): THE POMGRENATE GEM! Now what?

(Dr. Brinatrousers): Other planet probably?

(Steve): Huh... we should choose something easy. Planetofekbeaters, Rnd can't join. Jamong, GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. BorOtesi, (gulp) perfume department. So, let's choose YUJA!

(Meaper): YES! MEAP'LL GO TO MEAPJA!

(Selusse): I'm not joining you, right?

(Dr. Braintrousers): Nope. (gives him fifty bucks, and kicks him outta the car) NOW, TO YUUUUUUJAAAAA!

The TURDIS turned into a Paper Shredder, and flew off into spaaaaaaaaace.

Back on Wafflemaker.

(Dr. Gas): Cmon Winnie. OUT OF THIS MAZE!

They ran out of the maze. They met Igor, Methanosian, and Lepidopterran.

(Dr. Gas): They blasted my phone! FART THIS PLANET!

(Selusse): NOOOOOOOOO!

(WtP): He's gonna fart it, for sure.

(Selusse): If I'll help you... will you promise not to fart it?

(Dr. Gas): OKAY.

(Selusse): I can tell you where they are going next.. and a great way to defeat them.

(Dr. Gas): I'm listening.

(Selusse): They are flying to Yuja. A good way to defeat them is.... CREATING DARK CLONES.

(Lepidopterran): Dark energy?

(Selusse): Yes... on Yuja, there is a place with a lot of dark energy.

(Dr. Gas): Join us and, youre planet won't be farted.

(Selusse): Gulp, okay.

They went into a fart spaceship.

(Selusse): Eww, this place stinnks!

(Dr. Gas): DO YOU WANT YOUR PLANET FARTED?

(Selusse): No... TO YUJA!

Part 5: Yuja

The TURDIS landed on Yuja.

(Cheesy): I expected more coffee.

(Hyperion): I WANT COFEEEEEEEEE

(Rnd): COOFFFFFFFFFEEEE WHERE IS THE COFFEE OF THE COFFEE PLANET?

(Dr. Braintrousers): Yuja was originally a moon to Galvan Prime, but when it was destroed the moon flew off into orbit with the Milky Way's Sun. The lizard like aliens evolved and they grew in peace and the moon grew into a Jungle. After the Time Gear was stolen, the Planet lost it's Jungle, and became a barren planet with only a few buildings left.

(Breadward): You misspelled "destroyed"

(Dr. Braintrousers): DANG YOU YUJA PAAAAAAAAAGE!

(Meatworthy): ...

(Steve): The coffee gem is deep inside the center of Yuja, where all coffee is store. Buuuuuuuut there are COFFFEESHARKS there.

(Hyperion): I DUN KARE COFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Pringles): We still have to dig somehow.

(Rnd): I know how......

Five. Minutes. Later.

Everyone is trying to dig through the ground with Rnd's spoons.

(Meaper): MEAP ISN'T HELMEAPING!

(Rnd): What?

(Foodevere): THESE SPOONS ARE TOO SOFT!

(Rnd): Do you guys have abetter idea?

(Hyperion): OMG GUYS THIS IS SOOOOOO EASY HOW IS THIS HARD I DUN GEEEEEEET SLIASHKJGAFDHKGDAJHGJDHAGJHADSGAJHASGJHDSGJHFDGSJSHADGFJHASGHDGFDS

They look to the side and see Hyperion made a 10 meter hole.

(Pringles): What people do for coffee.

(Rnd): Can you make the hole bigger?

(Hyperion): OK

MEANWHILE

The fart spaceship landed far away from the good guys.

(Dr. Gas): NOW WHAT IS YOUR GENIUS PLAN?

(Selusse): Look. (takes a peice of Cheesy's cheese) Now, all we need is a cloning device thingy.

(Igor): I KNOWS HOW GET CLONING THING

(Dr. Gas): How?

(Igor): I saw it show. It called Omniknights.

(Dr. Gas): METHANOSIAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL

(Methanosian): KK

Methanosian broke the fourth wall, and entered Omni-Knights. He reached the episode Dark Paul.

(Velmenni): Who the heck are you.

(Methanosian): NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS (melts Velmenni) GIMME THE GODANG CLONING THINGY

(Troconneuse Scientist): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HERE IT IS

(Methanosian): Thnx. (breaks the fourth wall again, and sees Omi) Uhh.........

(Omi): GET BACK IN YOUR MOVIE

(Methanosian): NO U

(Omi): Userama ended moron.

(Methanosian): Oh right.

(Omi): BACCUS RANDOMUS MOVIUS!

Methanosian appeared in RAM2, but he was in the start!

(WtP): Why are there two Methanosians?

(Methanosian): OMAHGOD IM IN THE PAST

(Igor): TWO METHANOSIAN?

(Methanosian): AHH

(Paradox): Hello, Methanosian!

(Methanosian): How do you know my name?

(Paradox): I didn't know.

(Methanosian): Oh. BRING ME BACK TO MY TIME

(Paradox): Ok you are.

(Dr. Gas): That was fast.

(Methanosian): NO U.

(Selusse): So now let's fuse it!

SWOOOOOOOOSH SWOOOOOOOOOSH SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

(Dark Cheesy): DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKK CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSY MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Lepidopterran): AWESOME! CAN WE MAKE DARK LEPIDOPTERRAN

(Selusse): No way man.

(Lepidopterran): Aw fudge you.

BACK AT THE GOOD GUYZ

(Pringles): Wow that was quick.

(Hyperion): LOLYUS

(Dr. Braintrousers): Can you breathe undercoffee?

(Picklez): NO U

(Dr. Braintrousers): Don't worry, I brought snorkels.

(Rnd): YAAAAAAAY

They put on snorkels. Pringles blasted the final OMG missle, and revealed a coffee lake un the planet. Inside were coffee sharks.

(Donutus): Gulp.

(Meaper): We meaped a meapary advenmeap related to cofmeapsharks.

(Dr. Braintrousers): Okaaaaaaaaaaay.... GET IN!

The all jumped into the coffee lake under the planet.

(Hyperion): COFFEEE........ CAFFEIN.... HOOOOOOOT.........................I LOVE COFFFFEEEEEEEEE

(Dr. Braintrousers): NO, HYPERION!

BAD GUYZ NOW

(Dr. Gas): Hey, look it's the TURDIS.

(Igor): What mean that?

(Dr. Gas): (facepalm) THE GOOD GUYS ARE THERE!

They ran towards the hole Hyperion made.

(WtP): What now?

(Dr. Gas): LEPIDOPTERRAN.

(Lepidopterran): WHAT.

(Dr. Gas): COVER THE HOLE WITH GOO.

(Lepidopterran): OH YUS (covers hole with goo) MWAHAHAHAHAHA

(Steve): Guys... I have bad news.

(Picklez): WUT

(Steve): The exit is blocked! WE'RE TRAPPED.

(Hyperion): TRAPPED WITH COFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

(Rnd): And it's dark. I can't see anything.

(Cheesy): IKR.

(Dr. Braintrousers): King Picklez, come here.

(Picklez): LOL KK

Dr. Braintrousers electrocuted Picklez.

(Picklez): AHHHHHHHHHH (glows) Wtduck.

(Dr. Braintrousers): Yes, it worked!

(Foodevere): COFFEESHARKS GUYS.

(Steve): But we still need the coffee gem Foodevere!

(Foodevere): THEY'LL EAT ME!

(Steve): Be careful then.

They all dived into the coffee lake. They started swimming, but then they saw three coffeesharks heading their way!

(Donutus): OH YEAH A BATTLE!

The coffeesharks blasted coffee torpedos, and Rnd created a spoon shield. The Coffeeshark almost bited Rnd but Meatworthy hit the coffeeshark with his sword. The coffeeshark grabbed his sword and threw it.

(Meatworthy): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Donutus): Everyone here is made out of food! They'll eat us!

(Meaper): Except meap.

(Pringles): And me.

(Steve): Yus.

(Dr. Braintrousers): And me. LET'S KICK COFFEESHARK BUTT!

YEAAAAAAAH

Steve swam towards a coffeeshark. He fired bubbles, and punched the coffeeshark. The coffeeshark was smashed at the wall, and he fired a coffee torpedo. Steve avoided it and creating a posion bubble! The coffeeshark was dead.

(Steve): YAAYAYAYAYAYAyyyyyy

Meaper swam towards another coffeeshark. Meaper fired a laser, but the coffeeshark avoided it. Meaper swam and punched the coffeeshark. the Coffeeshark swam and hit Meaper towards the wall.

(Rnd): COME ON JUST BECAUSE WE'RE FOOD DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HELP

(Breadward): Don't worry, Meaper, I shall save you!

Breadward swam towards the coffeeshark, and hit the Coffeeshark with his sword. The coffeeshark bited Breadward.

(Coffeeshark): EWWWWWWW COLD BREAD-I mean, RAWRAWRWRARWRAWRWA

(Breadward): .......

Breadward fired bread and it hit the coffeeshark's heart. The coffeeshark DIED.

NOW FOR PRIGNLES AND DR. BRAINTROUSERS

(Pringles): I can't swiim!

(Dr. Braintrousers): Me neither!

A coffeeshark approached them.

Pringles fired a OMG missle. The coffeeshark avoided it and bited Dr. Braintrousers's legs.

(Dr. Braintrousers): AHHHHHH I LOOK LIKE A ROCK STAR

Dr. Braintrousers telekinetically threw coffeeshark to the side. Then, he whipped the Coffeeshark.

(Coffeeshark): RAWG

Pringles tried moving, and dropped a WTFUDGE bomb.

(Dr. Braintrousers): NOOOOOOO!

The wtfudge bomb exploded and everyone flew crushed to the wall.

(Picklez): OW

(Cheesy): COFFEE GEM WOOT

Cheesy swam down the center, and saw the coffee gem.

(Cheesy): Let's take it...

The bad guys came down with snorkels!

(Dr. Gas): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

(Pringles): SELUSSE?

(Cheesy): DARK CHEESY?

(Rnd): WINNIE THE POOP?

(Picklez): DONUTUS?

(Donutus): Wut.

(Hyperion): COFFEE?

(Meaper): MEAP MEAPS?

(Steve): Wtfudge.

(Cheesy): FUDGE?

(Rnd): PICKLE IN FUDGED

(Donutus): Pickle.

(Picklez): NO U

(Igor): IGOR NO UNDERSTAND

(Pringles): Igor?

(Dr. Gas): Wut.

(Steve): GUTS?

(Foodevere): STROOPENWAFELS!

(Cheesy):................

(Pringles):....................

(Meatworthy):................

((WtP):........

(Foodevere): .........why can't I say something like you?

(Breadward): YOU HAVE BROKEN THE ORDER OF THE FOODKNIGHTS

(Foodevere): NOOOOOOO!

(Breadward): Lol just kidding

(Igor): IGOR WANT BATTUL

(Cheesy): Igor want better spelling classes.......

(Rnd): LOOOOL

(Igor): Wut. Cheese be Igor? That be mean....IGOR BE CHEESE?

(Cheesy): No dude. Just a joke.

(Igor): Me not get.

(Cheesy): YOU. BE. STUPID

(Igor): IGOR NOT STUPIIID RAAAAAAAAAH

Igor charged at Cheesy. Cheesy avoided it and Igor missed. Igor fired spit.

(Cheesy): Eww. BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH TO STOP ME!

(Igor): I BE NOT STUPID! (fires acid)

(Cheesy): AHHHHH (avoids)

(Igor): Igor... need...to...THINK! What weapon can make cheese not avoid.......... WAIT ME know

(Rnd): The coffee is feeling warm suddenly...

(Donutus): And yellow....

Everyone ran out of the coffee.

(Cheesy): EWW IGOR SIIIIIIICK

(Dr. Gas): Because we're gross anyways, LET'S ENTER THE COFFEE (enters with team)

(Hyperion): The coffee is contaminated? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Dr. Gas): MWAHAHAHAHAHA! THE SECOND GEM IS OURS!

(Hyperion): NOOOOOOO! (jumps, and bites the gem)

HYPERION BECAME LIGHT BROWN!

(Hyperion): I'm...COFFEEED?

DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUN

(Dr. Gas): The Coffee Gem gives coffee powers!

(Rnd): LOL EPIC

(Hyperion): WELL THEN IM SURE IT'S YUMMY THEN I'LL EAT IT-

(Steve): NOOOOO

(Hyperion): LOL JUST KIDDING

(Dr. Gas): ATTAAAAAAAAAACK

Hyperion had COFFEE POWARS! He fired coffee soda and defeated Lepidopterran and Methanosian.

(Cheesy): I WANT THAT COFFEE GEM

(Dr. Gas): Selusse BATTLE THEM!

(Selusse): I'm a Uselessalien, I DON'T BATTLE

(Dr. Gas): Oh well. That means I'm going to fart Wafflemaker...

Selusse ran towards Cheesy, and started punching him.

(Selusse): TAKE THAT!

(Cheesy): Nyeah. (fires cheese)

(Selusse): AHH I GOT CHEESE ON MY FACE (runs around in circles)

(Dr. Gas): Why must I do EVERYTHING myself. (flies towards Cheesy) DIE CHEESE!

(Cheesy): NO YOU

Dr. Gas farted on Cheesy, and Cheesy avoided. Cheesy fired cheese and it passed through Dr. Gas.

(Dr. Gas): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

(Cheesy): OMG I HATE U! Hey can somebody battle Dr. Gas!

(Dr. Gas): NOBODY CAN!

(Pringles): Oh AR-EL-WY

(Dr. Gas): Wut.

(Pringles): Oh really.

(Dr. Gas): OHHHHHHHHHH

Pringles spun his propellors and Dr. Gas flew backwards.

(Dr. Gas): Oh fudge you.

(Dr. Braintrousers): TO THE TURDIS! BEFORE THE BADGUYS DEFEAT HYPERION!

(Hyperion): THEY CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME FLAVHAGSSBFDHGVSHGDB

(Dr. Braintrousers): GET IN

Everyone went in.

(Dr. Braintrousers): TURDIS, FLY TO JAMONG!

The TURDIS took off.

(Dr. Braintrousers): NOW GIVE US THE GODDANG COFFEE GEM

(Hyperion): OK (gives Dr. Braintrousers the gem)

(Dr. Braintrousers): THREE MOAR GEMS.

SUDDENLY, A PEICE OF CHEESE APPEARED ON THE SHELF.

(Picklez): OMG CHEESE (touches cheese) HOLY CRAP IT'S NONEXISTING

Dark Cheesy appeared.

(Dark Cheesy): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GIMME THE FREAKING GEM

Dark Cheesy stole all the gems!

(Meaper): HOLY MEAP!

Meaper fired a laser, but Dark Cheesy turned into a cloud and disappeared.

(Dark Cheesy): BYEBYE SUCKAHS

(Rnd): NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(Dr. Braintrousers): We'll steal the gems back later. MEANWHILE WE MUST GET THE GRAPEFRUIT GEM

The TURDIS landed on Jamong.

Part 6: Jamong

(Dr. Braintrousers): Now we need a guide to discover where is the gem.

(Rnd): I hope we don't meet, "You-Know-Who".

(Cheesy): Voldemort?

(Rnd): No, I mean Mr. Evil.

(Cheesy): Yeah, me too.

A Greipaldin came.

(Greipaldin): Hello, I will be your guide for Jamong. My name is Wee Evil-Oh, you guys. WHY AREYOU HERE?

(Pringles): Wee evil? THAT'S YOUR NAME? HAHAHAAHA

(Mr. Evil): Yes, that's my name. SHUT UP.

(Dr. Braintrousers): Anyway, where is the Grapefruit Gem?

(Mr. Evil): The Grapefruit gem? Come with me.

They went after Mr. Evil.

(Steve): So... what do you do here?

(Mr. Evil): I live with my wife, and Barneybite.

(Rnd): So there's a Mrs. Evil?

(Mr. Evil): Her name is Mede.

(Cheesy): Mede Evil? HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

(Mr. Evil): Real mature Cheesy.

They entered Mr. Evil's house.

(Barneybite): Hi Mr. Evil- and my old archenemies.

(King Picklez): Hey remember that song? I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME-

(Barneybite): RAHHHHHHHHHHH BARNEY IS AWESOME I HATE YOU

Barnyebite battled Picklez.

(Barneybite): RAGGAHAGSHAGSAHGHASGSDDGSKJSFGFDSGSDFGIKDJSHGFHSDGHATELKDSJFLKSDHJKHFGYOUDSKJHGHFJKDHGDFKJHYOUKJSHGKJHDSKLJHGKSONFSKJHGFDKJHFGKJHOFJHDSKJHFHJKGAKJSDHDS-

(Cheey): SECRET MESSAGES EPIC Okay um... Raggah Sgsdd dghate jflskd?

(Barneybite): Whateveh.

(Mr. Evil): Okay, um, the Grapefruit gem is in the Citrus Mountains. I can take you there.

(Barneybite): Can I come?

(Dr. Braintrousers): Okay. Let's go now.

They went out, and a Songdude blocked there way.

(Cheesy): Who the heck are you?

(Songdude): I am Themer, the amazing singer!!!! I saw your first movie and it was so awesome so I wanted to join here and become a major character!

(Breadward):...........we already have 12 main characters.

(Themer):I KNOW! I COULD SING STUFF FOR YOU IN THE BACKGROUND! LIKE IN MAJOR BATTLES AND STUFFZ

(Cheesy): Oh, okay.

(Themer): I'll show you. Ahemahem... (in a really crappy voice) YESTURDAY. ALL MY TROOOUBLES FEELED SO FAAAAR AWAY, OH

Everyone ran away.

(Themer): Aw fudge.

In the Citrus mountains...

(Hyperion): What are we supposed to do?

(Mr. Evil): Climb to the top of the mountain.

(Rnd): THAT'S LIKE A KILOMETER TALL

(Mr. Evil): Then use the cable car.

(Cheesy): Ohlol

They went on the cable car on the side and started going up.

MEANWHILE IN DA FART SPACESHIP OF DOOM

Dark Cheesy reappeared near Dr. Gas.

(Dark Cheesy): HERE ARE DA GEMS, LORD GAS.

(Dr. Gas): Thank you, Dark Cheesy. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE POMEGRENATE GEM AND THE COFFEE GEM ARE MINE!

(Selusse): You don't need the gems.

(Dr. Gas): Yeah, but the good guys need em. And they have another purpose. IGOR!

(Igor): Wut boss.

Dr. Gas put the Pomegrenate Gem on his forehead. Igor became red and had a pomegrenate crown thingah.

(Igor): AHH ME BE RED

(Dr. Gas): The gems, apparently, give powers to the one who holds them. Now, Igor can control, and shoot pomegrenates.

(Igor): Awesum.

(Lepidopterran): Well um they are already on the top of Citrus mountains.

(Dr. Gas): Hm... Igor! Winnie the Poop! Go attack them on Citrus mountains!

(WtP): Okay boss.

They went on a fart spaceship and flew to Jamong.

ON CITRUS MOUNTAINS

The guys just reached the top of the mountain.

(Rnd): Now wut.

(Mr. Evil): We enter the caves.

(Pringles): Wuuuut.

(Barneybite): Do you want the Grapefruit Gem or not?

(Cheesy): OKAY LOL

(Meatworthy): Where is the caves?

(Mr. Evil): Uh..

A boom was heard. Everyone looked to the side and saw Barneybite with electricity.

(Barneybite): LET'S GET IN

They got in.

(Rnd): OHMAGAWD ITS DRIPPING GRAPEFRUITJUICE EVERYWHERE

(Voice): Stop there.

Everyone turned around and saw IGOR AND WINNIE THE POOP!

(WtP): Mr. Evil? Barneybite?

(Mr. Evil): WINNIE THE POOP? YOU TRAITOR! (WtP): Oh... hi Mr. Evil.

(Barneybite): WINNIEWINNIE- Oh I forgot. We hate you.

(Igor): WUT.

(Dr. Braintrousers): THE GEM IS OURS! FORGET IT IGOR!

(Igor): I don't get.

(Mr. Evil): COME GUYS

They ran into the cave. Winnie the Poop flew after him.

(Cheesy): AHHH POOOOOOO (turns into a wheel and rolls supah fast)

(Rnd): WAIT FOR US

(Meaper): YEAP COMEBAMEAP!

Hyperion ran away too. Steve grew legs and ran.

(Foodevere): AHHHHHHH DANG YOU

Barneybite and Mr. Evil ran away too.

(Dr. Braintrousers): OH FUDGE YOU

Igor and Winnie the Poop caught the other guys.

(Meaper): Don't touch meap.

(Igor): Wut.

(Foodevere): DON'T TOUCH US YOU ARE GROOOOOOSS

MEANWHILE

Cheesy, Steve, Mr. Evil, Barneybite and Hyperion reached the end of the cave.

(Cheesy): NOW WHERE IS THE GEM?

(Mr. Evil): Behind this wall, give me a moment-

DA BAD GUYZ CAME!

TO BE WRITTEN.........

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