The Pilot is the first episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.
Plot[]
Ben, Gwen and Kevin are fighting Clancy.
(Ben): We meet again, Clancy.
(Clancy): Hi.
(Ben): (transform) CANNONBOLT!
Cannonbolt rolled towards Clancy, but Clancy flew up and avoided him. Gwen fired mana, but Clancy was too fast. Cannonbolt kept trying to catch Clancy. Clancy fired a bunch of bees to sting them.
(Clancy): HA!
(Cannonbolt): Maybe Cannonbolt isn't enough. (goes ultimate) ULTIMATE CANNONBOLT!
Ultimate Cannonbolt rolled towards Clancy, but Clancy avoided it.
(Ultimate Cannonbolt): STOP. AVOIDING. IT.
Kevin absorbed metal, and turned his hand into a flyswatter. He squashed Clancy.
(Kevin): Woohoo!
(Clancy): OW! THIS HURTS! I have one more thing to do before I fly away. (shoots a bug from his hand).
(Ultimate Cannonbolt): (turns back into Ben) HUH?
The bug stinged Ben in the arm.
(Ben): OW! I'm feeling... very.. sle-(falls asleep)
(Gwen): OH NO! WAKE UP BEN!
(Clancy): TIME TO MAKE MY ESCAPE!
(Kevin): Oh no you aren't. (hits him with a flyswatter)
(Clancy): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Gwen): Ben, wake up!
(Ben): (wakes up) HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
(Kevin): Uh, WHAT?
(Ben): Who are you guys?
(Kevin): He doesn't remember us.
(Gwen): That must have given him amnesia or something.
(Ben): What is this thing on my hand? Wait a second..... I'M IN COWBOYS AND ALIENS! YAAAAY!
(Kevin): Ben, what happened to you?
(Ben): I'm not Ben. I'm Jake Lonergan.
(Kevin):??????????????????????????????????????????
(Ben): (punches Gwen and Kevin in the face, like in Cowboys and Aliens) HA!
(Kevin): BEN! THIS ISN'T COWBOYS AND ALIENS! THIS IS BEN 10: STUPIDITY FORCE!
THEME SONG!!!!!!
(Ben): Oh. So what is this thing?
(Gwen): You can use it to turn into aliens.
(Ben): (sees holograms) SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY
(Gwen): Um, yeah, okay. To transform you slap it.
(Ben): IT'S SO SHIIIIIIIIIIINY
(Kevin): I think he's mesmerized.
(Ben): SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY
(Gwen): I think that bug made him insane too!
(Kevin): Yeah!
(Ben): THIS IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIINY
(Gwen): TRANSFORM ALREADY! (slaps Ultimatrix for him)
(Ben): (transforms into Rath) WHERE IS MY SHINY? LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW, NO ONE TURNS OFF MY SHINY HOLOGRAMS!
(Gwen): Oh god.
Five minutes later.
Rath is tied up in straps, and pushed into the trunk of Ben's car.
(Rath): NO! I WANT SHINYNESS!
(Gwen): Let's just drive out of here. (enters the car) Kevin, you'll teach him to use the aliens.
(Kevin): WHY ME?
(Gwen): Because I said so.
(Kevin): Oh shoot.
The drove home. Kevin and Ben went into the garage.
(Kevin): My name is Kevin. KEEEEEEEEEEVIN.
(Ben): I'm not an idiot.
(Kevin):................................. okay, let's just get to the lesson. Turn the Ultimatrix on and slap it.
(Ben): But I want to see shiny.
(Kevin): NO SHINY FOR YOU.
(Ben): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Okay. (transforms into Heatblast) AHHHHH I'M ON FIRE I'M ON FIRE
(Kevin): Turn into someone different!
(Heatblast): (Transforms into Articguana) AHHH I'M FREEZING I'M FREEZING (transforms into Chromastone) AHH I'M HARD I'M HARD (transforms into Ghostfreak) AHH I'M INVISIBLE I'M INVISIBLE
(Kevin): *sigh* Okay, keep this alien for now.
(Ghostfreak): Okay... what are my powers now?
(Kevin): You can become invisible, phase through walls, and fly.
(Ghostfreak): (phases through walls) Cool! Wait a second does that mean I'm..... I'M A GHOST AHH AHH I'M A GHOST!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!
(Kevin): *facepalm* Let's try something different this time.
Now, in Julie's house.
(Gwen): I have some bad news Julie... Ben is...
(Julie): *sniff* What?
(Gwen): He has amnesia and he's absolutley crazy.
(Julie): Well, how crazy is he?
Suddenly, Fourarms breaks into the house. He is naked, although we only see his chest.
(Gwen): BEN! WHY THE FUDGE ARE YOU NAKED?
(Fourarms): These straps aren't very comfortable so I took them off.
Kevin came in running.
(Kevin): I... couldn't... stop.. him.
(Julie): WHAT THE CRUD?
(Fourarms): Who are you?
(Julie): Oh god.
LATER.
(Gwen): Guys, Ssserpent is attacking!
(Kevin): Let's go!
The gang went into the car.
(Ben): WEE I LOVE BEING IN THE CAR
(Gwen): SIGH.
They went and then they saw Ssserpent attacking.
(Ssserpent): Ahh, you finally came.
(Ben): AHH A SNAKE A SNAKE I HATE SNAKES!!!!!!
(Gwen): He's had an... accident.
(Ssserpent): Oh.
Ssserpent fired acid,
(Kevin): TURN INTO SOMEONE BEN!
(Ben): (transforms into Humungousaur) AHHH AHHH HELP MEH! (jumps on a pole)
(Gwen) *facepalms* Okay, let's take care of him alone.
Gwen and Kevin fought Ssserpent. Ssserpent fired acid and Gwen's shoulder was hurt. Parts of Kevin's armour were melted off.
(Humungousaur): I must save them! But the snake is scary! HMM.... (pulls pole and rips it off, and then jumps on the Mr. Smoothy) Come snaky snaky snaky.. come snaky...
(Ssserpent): Are you insulting me?
(Humungousaur): NOW DIE STUPID SCARY SNAKE! (hits Ssserpent with a pole) DIE!
(Ssserpent): AHH OW OWIE ARGH STOP THIS HURTS (faints)
(Gwen): Yay! You saved the day!
(Humungousaur): Is the snake dead?
(Kevin): I think he just fainted...
(Humungousaur): THEN I'M OUTTA HERE (runs away)
THE END
Characters[]
- Ben
- Gwen
- Kevin
- Julie
Aliens Used[]
- Cannonbolt
- Ultimate Cannonbolt
- Rath
- Heatblast
- Articguana
- Chromastone
- Ghostfreak
- Four Arms
- Humungousaur
Villains[]
- Clancy
- Ssserpent