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O.W. Noire is the fifth Omni-World episode of season 2.
Plot[]
Crime isn' t high in this city. We live in peace, in wacky adventures, as pals. Whenever crime does hit, it' s never small. And this one may be the biggest of them all.
It was a hot day in Omni-World, the sun was bright and everybody was melting in place. Todays story follows our four heroes, as always, on their quest for ice cream.
(Eye Guy): Man, it's hot today.
(Ditto): No kidding. Big Chill can't even make things freeze anymore, he's just breathing smoke.
(Big Chill): *cough* *cough* I CAN'T BREATHE, SOMEBODY HELP ME!
(Eye Guy): Hey Brainstorm, why's it so hot?
(Brainstorm): The sun is movingly dangeriously close to Omni-World and may kill all that lives on this planet.
(Eye Guy): Well that's dark and grim. Are we ever gonna mention it again?
(Brainstorm): Probably not.
(Ditto): Well that's useless.
(Brainstorm): I know.
(Eye Guy): Let's see if we have some ICE CREAM!
(Ditto): YEAH!
They run to their freezer in search of ice cream.
(Eye Guy): Aw man, we don't.
(Ditto): That's odd, we bought a new box yesterday and we didn't touch it.
(Eye Guy): Hey, we have frozen pizza! That's practically pizza ice cream!
(Ditto): HEY YEAH!
They were about to lick it, when in a flash it disappeared!
(Eye Guy): WOAH!
(Ditto): How did that happen?
(Eye Guy): I dunno lol.
Upchuck ran into the house.
(Upchuck): Hey guys, I lost all my ice cream!
(Eye Guy): You too?
(Upchuck): Yeah, and I heard from everybody in the neighborhood about their ice cream!
(Ditto): This is getting freaky.
(Eye Guy): We need to do something. HEY BRAINSTORM!
(Brainstorm): Yeah?
(Eye Guy): Round up all the criminals. Somebody stole all the ice cream, and we need to figure out who.
(Ditto): What time is it?
*fistbump between Eye Guy and Ditto*
DETECTIVE TIME!
The guys are in a dark room with Ghostfreak.
(Ditto): You have done several crimes over time, do you know anything about these crimes?
(Ghostfreak): I thought I was a good guy now?
(Eye Guy): What can you tell me about the Reapers?
(Ghostfreak): What are you guys even doing?
(Ditto): We're gonna interview every bad guy in town!
(Ghostfreak): Have fun guys.
(Ditto): WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ICE CREAM!?
Ditto hits Ghostfreak.
(Ghostfreak): OH MY GLOBE! ARE YOU INSANE!?
(Ditto): WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?!?
(Ghostfreak): MY ICE CREAM DISAPPEARED IN A BLACK AND BLUE FLASH! THAT'S ALL I KNOW!
(Eye Guy): Thank you. Get outta here.
Then they interview Rath.
(Rath): I question why I am in this position.
(Eye Guy): You were quite the wild one in your criminal days, what do you know about the ice cream?
(Rath): It appears it has disappeared.
(Ditto): No really? Tell us what we don't know.
(Rath): I know nothing more about this than you do, my friend.
Eye Guy hits Rath!
(Ditto): WOAH! I thought I was the bad cop?
(Eye Guy): We gotta break his therapy.
(Rath): HEY! WHY YOU LITTLE- ...meanie! I shall have a word with you about th-
He gets hit again by Eye Guy!
(Rath): I do ask if-
SLAP!
(Rath): Would you kindly-
PUNCH!
(Rath): I SHALL KINDLY ASK YOU-
KNUCKLE SANDWICH!
Rath jumps from his chair and onto Eye Guy, pushing him up against the wall and holding an extended claw by his neck.
(Rath): LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING FREAKY EYE MAN, RATH DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO ELECTRO SHOCK THERAPY, AND SHALL TAKE ALL HIS RAGE OUT ON YOU!
(Eye Guy): What can you tell me about the ice cream?
(Rath): I SAW A FAST MOVING GUY RUN PAST MY HOUSE LEAVING A BLACK AND BLUE TRAIL!
Rath gets shot with a dart in his neck.
(Ditto): Let me tell you something, Rath! No holding at claw-point around these parts.
(Rath): I might take a nap... sleepy time...
He falls sleeping on the floor.
The next scene takes place in a dark alley. Fasttrack and Echo Echo were sitting around they fire, sitting on top of wooden boxes.
(Echo Echo): I was treated like a slave before, but I feel so welcome here!
(Fasttrack): No worries pal, you're welcome here!
Suddenly, the fire is shot by a laser and lights up, scaring Fasttrack and Echo Echo from their seats!
(Eye Guy): We found ya Fasttrack, give use the ice cream!
(Fasttrack): I didn't take it, I swear! I stole it for a friend!
He gives Eye Guy a card with a name on it.
(Eye Guy): Ofcourse.
In a house...
(Upchuck): All this ice cream is great! Just me, myself and I!
(Ditto): Hey Upchuck, we found you! Give us the ice cream!
(Eye Guy): We should have known the most gluttonous guy around took our tasty icy treats!
(Upchuck): Aw shucks, and I could have gotten away with it too! It wasn't for you kinds and that meddling dog!
(Ult. Cannonbolt): Woof.
(Wildvine): Meow.
THE END!