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| General Information | |
| Species | DO NOT[1] |
| Home World | DO NOT |
| Residence | DO NOT |
| Age | DO NOT[2] |
| Affiliations | DO NOT[3] |
| Occupations | DO NOT[4][5] |
| Powers and Abilities | |
| Abilities | DO NOT[6] |
| Equipment | DO NOT |
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| Relatives | DO NOT |
| Aliases | 'Mother Goose'[7] |
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Listen closely. The entity known as colloquially as 'Mother Goose' is one which must never be named or spoken of. I have decided to create this page to prevent anyone else from, lest they do any of the unspeakable above. Stay away from any information about this, not for your own safety, but for everyone's. Leave this page immediately. Click the citation![8]
Appearance
Do not. Do not even try to imagine what it may appear as. Any thoughts you may have about its appearance - abandon them now. It must not be perceived, imagines, or anything of the above which gives it any resemblance of a form. Do not even attempt to conceptualise such a thing.[9][10]
Behaviour
Do not. If you must, imagine that it has no behaviour.[11]
History
The terminology of 'Mother Goose' first came into usage around the 17th century[12], as an imaginary author of children's tales. The phrase itself also appears in a synonymous nursery rhyme dating back from the 1800s. [13]
Powers and Abilities
DO NOT. [14]
Weaknesses
DO NOT. If you work with us, and you encountered this page by mistake, note that the actual files towards the avoidance and/or neutralisation of the entity of 'Mother Goose' are sectioned elsewhere, and can be obtained by request only. [15]
Appearances
DO NOT. [16]
Notes
Leave this page immediately. Do not think about its existence, do not think about the existence of anything it describes. If you are aware, at any point, of such a thing as 'Mother Goose', think nothing of it, and let yourself forget. [17]
References
- ↑ It is above such things.
- ↑ Ageless.
- ↑ Surely, it does not need to ally itself with any, although we choose to ally ourselves with it.
- ↑ God.
- ↑ No, my previous statement is untrue. It is above even such things as 'God'.
- ↑ All.
- ↑ It does not have a true name, as it is above such things. 'Mother Goose' is what it chooses to manifest as in our world.
- ↑ Don't listen to them. I am... I don't know what you would call me, perhaps a missionary to share the gospel of Mother Goose. If you will. The creator of this page wished for it to be unhackable, but clearly did no good job of that. I will add citations to the various vague, or false, statements made by them about our Lord.
- ↑ As a result of the direct vaguess of our friend here, I have compiled a number of quotations by those who have been previously asked to describe it.
"Pastel green hat and little woven basket full of muffins, like an actual goose that acts human."
"A goose, obviously."
"Isn't that a song?"
"Sounds like it'd be a name for some [profane remark removed]-up serial killer to use. Sorry, I've seen too many horror movies."
"Wasn't that that old lady?"
"Nah, I'm not going through that [profane remark removed] again. Go ask someone else."
"Oh. That. Uh, you're probably looking for some pop culture answer or something, but this just reminded me of a story I went through with [name removed]. Besides, the way you look, you're probably begging for horror, aren't you?
So me and [name removed] lived in this small village, right? Talk travelled fast there, everyone knew each other, et cetera, you know the drill. Way different from [location removed]. We were kids, y'know, [age removed]? We were stupid. Real stupid. There was this rumour going round about something called the Mother Goose - some [profane remark removed] who'd taken their name from a kids author, or something. Everyone always seemed to have a different idea; they were a man, they were a woman, they had died in jail, they had been killed during the chase before jail. But the rumour always was that if you went to the [location removed] at exactly midnight, they would appear. Everyone said that, but everyone was too chicken to try it. Except us, more cos it would be impressive to girls - which is what all of us did stupid stuff for - than any actual reason. We were scared as [profane remark removed], course, but we went anyway, at sometime past eleven. [name removed] was late, so we only got to the [location removed] at like... four minutes past midnight? [name removed] was worried about being late, haha. But there they were and... it was indescribable. It was like... you ever seen Slenderman? Sort of like that, but different. It was definitely a person - of what gender, I've no idea - standing with their back facing us at the far wall of the [location removed]. But the shadows, coming from the ceiling, they stuck onto it. Stretching up from its shoulder, like massive spikes, or, god I have no [profane remark removed] idea. And then it began to turn around. We ran, we never went back, we never told the story, and that was the end of that. Thanks for making me relive that, I guess."
"A goose wearing an apron."
"I don't understand the question."
"Get away from me." - ↑ It should suffice to say that all of these answers are, of course, correct.
- ↑ It is a saviour.
- ↑ No doubt by its own hand.
- ↑ One such of these tales is 'Three Blind Mice', originally notated in 1609 as follows; "Three Blinde Mice,/Three Blinde Mice,/Dame Iulian,/Dame Iulian,/the Miller and his merry olde Wife,/she scrapte her tripe licke thou the knife." whilst the modern version has been coddled somewhat into; "Three blind mice. Three blind mice./See how they run. See how they run./They all ran after the farmer's wife,/Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,/Did you ever see such a sight in your life,/As three blind mice?" The original human disembowelment has been changed to the severance of an animal's limb.
- ↑ It is above such things such as existence, but if I were to massively downplay, I would perhaps say that whatever you are thinking of, it is.
- ↑ It is above such things as weakness.
- ↑ Last recorded appearance violates my own policy of omitting dates and other extraneous information. Know that it will appear again.
- ↑ I am aware of my time without knowing of it, and it was a miserable one. Let yourself know it, let yourself herald it. Let it be what you want it to be.