In this corner, he's very smart, and he doesn't fart, Mindswap!
In this corner, he laughs his head off, even if the joke is a rip-off, Harlequin!
Me: That doesn't rhyme. You can't rhyme off with off.
Mindswap telepathically to Harlequin: Who cares about laughing? I can swap you until you faint! (swaps patch of dust with hand and hand blows away) I will build something to fix that.
Harlequin: Ha ha ha! Hand getting blown away! Classic!
Mindswap telepathically to Harlequin: (swaps Harlequin's hand with dust and it blows away) Try laughing at that.
Harlequin: (laughs) Still hilarious! (laughs)
Mindswap telepathically to Harlequin: Okay I finished the hand returning machine. (zaps arm and anvil appears) Darnit. (turns anvil into hand) Yes!
Harlequin: Zap me too!
Mindswap telepathically to Harlequin: Nah.
Harlequin: (steals machine and zaps arm and hand appears) Ha.
Announcer: Can't we fight?
Harlequin: *shoots laughing gas at mindswap*HA HA HA!
Mindswap: I cannot laugh since I am talking in telepathy. Such a fail. (telekinetically throws Harlequin to the side)
Harlequin: *laughs head off* That's right! I am such a fail. Stupid people are failures. Stupid people make good jokes *laughs and flies forward to stab Mindswap in his brain with giant horn*
Mindswap: (moves to the side) Uh... okay...
Harlequin: Aaaawwww.... WAIT! *communicates telepathically with Mindswap* Why did the chicken cross the Roads?
Mindswap: To get to the All-Power-Trix?
Harlequin:*laughs head off* GOOD ONE! I like that *laughs* Why did the chicken cross the Omi?
Mindswap: Can we please return to the fight? (swaps bodies with Harlequin) Let's use your powers for the fight this time. (flies over Mindswap, I mean Harlequin eh you know, and crashes down with the horn into Mindswap's face)
Harlequin: That sucked. *swaps bodies back* WOAH! THAT WAS COOL! CAN YOU SWITCH US AGAIN?!? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughs*
Mindswap: Um, okay. (swaps bodies with him a lot of times) Happy now?
Harlequin: WOAH! *wipes Minswap/Harlequin/Whatever's memories* You're name is George Randy Bobson. You want to beat the crap out of yourself while I read a Super Galvan Mathematics Weekly magazine. HA!
Mindswap: And who are you exactly?
Harlequin: I dunno. I think I'm Harlequin, but here was this swap thingy and now I'm Mindswap. I'm confused. *sits down and thinks* I want a burger.
Mindswap: Who is Mindswap and Harlequin?
Harlequin: I don't know. Who are you?
Mindswap: My name is George Randy Bobson and I want to beat the crap out of myself. Wait, I don't remember anything. Why must I beat the crap out of myself?
Harlequin: Maybe you're angry at yourself because you forgot to turn in your homework. Let's go see a therapist. In the mean time wanna hear a good joke? Why did the chicken cross the Roads?
Mindswap: FOOLED YOU! My superior brain cannot be mindwiped. Now, DIE! (dashes with horn towards Mindswap's brain)Harlequin:HA HA HA HA!!!!! Good punchline! Aw, crap. *suddenly switches MIndswap and Harlequins body again so that Harlequin (Harlequin) is attacking Mindswap (Mindswap)*
Mindswap: WOAH! (moves him telepathically to the side) NOW FOR MY FINAL MOVE! (switches Harlequin's body with a rock, and crushes the rock with telekinesis) HA!
Harlequin: *walks out of a store, eating a hamburger* Where's Joe? *looks around and waves at the dead Harlequin body* Hi Joe! How's the fight? Glad you can fill in for me. *looks at watch* Oh no, gotta go, See you later. Bye! *flies off*Mindswap wins!