Welcome to my domain! Remember, if you do anything wrong, i can break these cuffs!
Let my humble Albino Necrofriggian servants walk you through my rules!
Necrofriggian #1: Rule number 1 is... (looking around) don't talk about Sif's Domain!
Necrofriggian #3: That isn't a legitimate rule!
Necrofriggian #2: Meh, who cares? Let's just get it over with!
Necrofriggian #3: As the only responsible one here, i advise we add in legitimate rules!
Necrofriggian #1: Fine. Hello random user! There are barely any rules, do what you feel like! But if it's spam or to insult me, we WILL freeze you to death.
Necrofriggian #3: Good enough.
Necrofriggian #2: Mehhhhhhhhh, you both don't know how to make a proper introduction. Needs more skulls, fires, and the color purple!
Necrofriggian #1 & 3: NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK, YOU GOTH FLAVORED MOTHER--
Me: (Closing the curtains) Yeahhhhhhh... well what are you waiting for? Send a message!