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A lot of people complain that movies and television series are dragged out because the characters don't realize obvious facts. If they make these realizations, the series can be changed drastically.

But then there wouldn't be a series, now would there be?

But, since we can't ignore it, this, is:

HISHE B13 by Nick
WARNING: SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW
The following information contains spoilers related to Ben 13. Please proceed with caution.
[On a planet named Galvan Prime, a wise-looking alien gazes upon the stars in his lab.]

[Alien]: I have finally finished creating the Omnitrix, but is there a being out there compatible with my device?

[It cuts to Sci, writing the HISHE. ]

[Sci]: Hmm, I wonder who THAT could be... *Sarcasm*

[It resumes to the episode, a few moments later. On Earth, a young boy waits outside his elementary school. An RV pulls over at the scene and its windows descend. Inside, an old man, obviously the boy's grandfather, calls out to him.]

[Grandfather]: Come on, Ben. You don't wanna miss my famous lion soup!

[Ben]: I think I just barfed inside my mouth.

[It cuts back to Sci, writing the HISHE again.]

[Sci]: Wait, so Max went to Africa, shot a lion, broke international laws, smuggled him back to the US, stuffed him in the Rust Bucket, cut him up, and then cooked him for his cousins to eat? ...... Whatevs lets just move on.

[It resumes to another part of the episode.]

[Ben, as the RV starts moving]: Of course we wi- Wait, 'yourselves'? There's another person coming on this trip?

[A young girl comes out from the back of the RV.]

[Ben]: No. Not you. Anyone but Gwen! Why, Grandpa? Why her?

THE END OF THE EPISODE

[Sci]: Wait that's it? ..... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HISHE B13 by Nick

[One day, Ben is buying things from a shop when a person walks towards Ben, who asks a question.]

[Ben]: Hey, who are you?

[Person]: I am Rook Blonko (he burps), your new partner.

[Ben]:: So, your name is Rook Blonko Burp?

[Rook]: No, my name is Rook Blonko.

[Ben]: Blonko doesn't seem like a last name. Burp is better.

[Rook]: It's not Burp.

[Ben]: You sure?

[Rook]: Yes and if you ask me again, I will terminate you.

[Ben]: .... Okay, and who gave you the right to say that you're my partner?

[Rook]: Magister Tennyson, of course.

[Ben]: Who with the what now?

[Rook]: He is a Plumber.

[Ben]: The Tennyson Family are not plumbers. They are business people, not toilet fixers.

[Rook]: I meant your grandfather, Max Tennyson.

[Ben]: Who is Max?

[Rook]: Really? You seriously don't know.

[Ben]: I'm waiting.

[Rook]: He's the one you call Grandpa.

[Ben]: OH! Okay.

[There's an awkward silence between them.]

[Rook]: ... You still think he's a toilet fixer, don't you?

[Ben]: I'm so lost, please help me.

[It cuts to Ben, Gwen, and Grandpa Max having lunch at the Burger Shack, the newest joint in town. Suddenly a boy younger than Ben gasps, running over to the trio.]

[Grandpa]: Calm down son, what's your name?

[Boy]: Ben, Ben Tennyson.

[Gwen]: Wait, two doofuses? HOLY CRA-

[It cuts back to Lsvel writing an episode. ]

Previously on Ben 13...

[Ben 23]: I beg of you to believe me.

A little more forward in the episode.

[Redax]: Soon this dimension will be mine!Mwhahaha!

[Lsvel]: THE END! :D

[Deadpool suddenly appears and changes it. ]

[Deadpool]: Lolno. Not the End.

[Deadpool then walks into another episode of Ben 13. It cuts to Redax breaking out of jail, as Ben transforms into Flashspeed.]

[Flashspeed]: Flashspeed!

[Redax]: Not this one again.

[Flashspeed]: You are so busted, Redax.

[Redax]: No I am not.

He throws some bombs at the Plumbers they, back off. He escapes. Everything then stops. ]

[Gwen]: Something's missing.

[Grandpa Max]: Yeah... but I can't put my finger on it.

[Plumber]: We have the bad guy, the good guys... what's missing?

[Flashspeed]: Hmm. Oh wait! Guys, there's no exp-

[Suddenly the bombs explode, causing massive damage. Later, Psyphon is attacking Ben. ]

[Psyphon]: I am Psy-

[Ben]: You're Psy? Can you do Gangnam Style for me?

[Psyphon]: What? Uh, no.

[Ben]: Wait, so you're this guy?

[Psyphon]: Hell no. I am Psyphon! I have come to conquer your planet!

[Ben]: Do I know you?

[Psyphon]: Yes. From now you know me.

[Ben]: Are you really Psyphon? Are you really?

[Psyphon]: Yes I am Psyphon.

[Ben]: YOU DON'T SAY?

[Psyphon]: Ugh, you stupid human. I shall rip out your spark!

[Ben]: Um, this isn't Transformers...

[Psyphon]: Oh forget it I concede you win...

[Psyphon runs away as Ben smiles. ]

[Ben]: TROLOLOLO.

[It cuts to Ben transforming into Quad Arms. ]

[Quad Arms]: Why don't you pick on someone of your own size?

[Grandpa Max]: GO QUAD AR- wait a minute. Quad Arms? Isn't that just another name for Four Arms?

[Quad Arms]: No...

[Grandpa Max]: Are you sure?

[Quad Arms]: Yes I'm sure.

[Grandpa Max]: Hold on... let me look this up.

[Quad Arms]: ....... Grandpa, you're holding up the episode...

[Grandpa Max]: Hang on, Hang on. My Iphone is turning on.

[Quad Arms]: Ugh Grandpa... hurry up.

ONE REBOOT LATER

[Grandpa Max]: I FOUND IT! Okay. Quad Hands is the ... Ben 13 Version of Four Arms. Oh. Huh.

[Ben]: Grandpa, in the time it took you to find that out, a reboot was made. Plus, you AREN'T EVEN SUPPOSE TO BE K THE FOURTH WALL IN THESE SHORTS!

[Grandpa Max]: Exactly I can.

[Suddenly Grandpa Max transforms into Deadpool. ]

[Deadpool]: Psych.

[Ben]: Ugh, can we just have the reboot premiere? Please?

[Suddenly everything changes back to Episode One. ]

[Grandfather]: Come on, Ben. You don't wanna miss my famous lion soup!

[Ben]: Oh my gosh... No... PLEASE NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE END

[Azmuth]: Is he using the Omnitrix for good?

[Grandpa Max]: He is. He is my grandson.

[Ben]: Of course, I am good.

[Azmuth]: Waste of time for me. WASTE OF TIME!

[Azmuth teleports out.]

[Ben]: Well Season 1 is over.

[Gwen]: And we get a break for a while.

[???]: Yup.

[Suddenly, Ulti arrives in the episode. ]

[Ulti]: At least, until the reboot. >:)

[Ben and Gwen look at each other, really nervous. ]

WRITTEN BY: SCI100
DIRECTED BY: SCI100
BASED ON: BEN 13; CREATED, DIRECTED, AND PRODUCED BY ULTIVERSE; WRITTEN AND PRODUCED BY LSVEL AND THE AWEOSME JACK
EPISODES USED: 10 + 3 = BEN 13, A NEW PARTNER, WHO LET THE VILLAIN OUT? BATTLE FOR THE DIMENSION, JAIL BREAK, AND CREATOR

[Ben]: Hey guys, thanks for checking this out.

[Gwen]: Please comment below.

[Ben]: In fact, comment THIRTEEN times below.

[Gwen]: Hahahaha... no.

[Ben]: Okay. Also, check out the rest of our shorts, espically the next one coming up: How the Forever Knights Franchise Should Have Ended. You never know how it'll be until you read it.

[Gwen]: Or check another one, like How Max's Plumbing Should Have Ended.

[Suddenly Deadpool arrives, happy]

[Deadpool]: Read now, or else I'm coming after you. See you next time! IN YOUR NIGHTMARES. MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAA....

BTFF HISHE PRODUCTIONS

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