This is the first special of OmniSins. In this episode, we list all the things that suck about us. Yes, us. (Us = Ultra, Sci, and Brandon. Any insults or references to users and series are purely for comedy and satire, and do not reflect the views of the OmniSins team. Now, let's have fun.
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH OMNISINS
IN INDEFINITE WORDS OR LESS
(Duh)[Sin 1]: Sci100.
[Sin 2]: Sci100 is credited for the show's creation, but didn’t write any episodes until he wrote Everything Wrong With It Was Them.
[Sin 3]: Everyone credited for the show has numbers in their username.
[Sin 4]: Brandon 10 makes pictures for OmniSins but it’s not used
[Sin 5]: This show has the word "Omni" in it. Did you steal the show from ISM, or do you just really like the idea of the word "Omni" in it? Make. Up. Your. Mind.
[Sin 6]: Show's Page was made in August, First episode came out in November. Go Figure.
[Sin 7]: In the listing order of shows, Ben 10: Omniverse, the latest show is first, then it proceeds to go to the Original Series, followed by Alien Force and Ultimate Alien. Why not just do it in order?
* shows the “Waiting List” heading. *
[Sin 8]: Bad Heading.
[Sin 9]: Bad Heading #2
[Sin 10]: This show had Seven Fans before Episode 1 came out. We’re glad we have fans, but that’s kinda sad. Go read some other shows before you sign up three months ahead of time, before the first episode even comes out. Like Hean 10.
[Sin 11]: Advertising for a Sci100 and Cartoon44 Show in this Short.
[Sin 12]: We’re only doing Canon Episodes, and some random beach (Paper) says to do a fanon show in the comment section. Sorry but NO.
[Sin 13]: Guy advertises his show in the comments. If he was just any average Joe I’d leave it alone but because its Paper, I have to say something.
[Sin 14]: The fact that there’s 13 sins just based on the Show’s page. Seriously, like do a better job next time.
[Sin 15]: Around a year’s experience distance between when Brandon and Sci joined. Same goes to Sci and Ultra. If you count the distance between when Brandon joined and when Ultra joined, that’s two years. (Yes, this is a sin).
[Sin 16]: Brandon is 3 years old.
[Sin 17]: Ultra is young.
[Sin 18]: Sci is in that awkward middle time period of age.
[Sin 19]: We’re not reviewers. We are beaches with no lives.
[Sin 20]: Sin 19 applies even more to Sci because he’s an admin. And Admins SUC-*is nuked*
[Sin 21]: Hate makes us stronger. We’re like Demons from Ghostbusters.
[Sin 22]: We waste 30 minutes of our lives watching Ben 10 episodes.
[Sin 23]: We say we waste 30 minutes when actually, episodes are really around 22 minutes with 8 minutes of ads. Yup, you watch 8 minutes of ads for every Ben 10 episode you watch on TV.
[Sin 24]: We ripped off this show from CinemaSins, the bigger beaches.
[Sin 25]: We write this show by thinking about what the guy who narrates CinemaSins might say. Or at least Sci does.
We have three recurring sins all based around the theme song, Man of Action, and DJW.
[Sin 26]: Actually, the Theme Song and DJW are sins. And Man of Action is just throwing his name on there so… screw them.
[Sin 27]: We don’t do episodes in the order they’re aired. We do whatever episodes we feel like doing because again, we’re beaches.
[Sin 28]: Sin Counts don’t have value in real life. That’s why there’s money.
[Sin 29]: When not writing Sins, we run S.P.E.C.T.R.E., the League of Shadows, and are secretly members of The Elite.
[Sin 30]: Young Plumbers Product Placement in this short. Both in Sins #21 and #29.
[Sin 31]: Even though we want to full out cuss in your shorts, we don’t. Because of the stupid rules.
[Sin 32]: Sci could have changed the rules to allow full on cussing for our shorts if he wanted to in the meeting. But he didn’t. Screw him.
[Sin 33]: Because we’re jerks, we tell everyone who says our Sins are not valid that they’re wrong. And we wear our sins like the ultimate badge of honor because that’s the point, beach.
[Sin 34]: Sci100 has his category on EVERY SINGLE EPISODE, yet he didn’t even write most of them.
[Sin 35]: “ [Sin 1]: (Five Years Ago...) Back when Ben 10 was good to watch.” Brandon is one of those people who only like the Original Version of Something and that’s it.
[Sin 36]: “ [Sin 226]: *Khyber and Zed crawl away from the wreckage* Khyber's mouth goo is instantly gone and he is instantly unfrozen. Would've been a better ending if Malware came and unfroze him with his plasma-arm or something. I know this isn't HBTFFISHE but they don't do canon stuff. Someone has to say something.” Even in our normal shorts, we advertise other crap.
[Sin 37]: “ [Sin 231]: *Credits Play* “ We had 231 Sins for a two-partner. We have no lives.
[Sin 38]: 44 minutes of animated crap has more sins then EWW Batman and Robin, which had 122 sins but was 125 minutes of even worse crap.
[Sin 39]: One of us listens to Batman Music while the other two are his writing slaves. And yes, I’m talking about Sci.
[Sin 40]: Sins are based on things you may or may not notice, like art design.
[Sin 41]: We asked permission to live in the basement of our parents, but after being whipped 100 times, we asked to live in the shoe closet. Even then, we don’t deserve to live in shoe closets.
[Sin 42]: If you tell us to get a life, then you are correct. You see, we sold our souls to Diagon a LONG time ago (or in other words, the day Omniverse first premiered).
[Sin 44]: Including this sin, Sci has had his name mentioned 13 times.
[Sin 45]: Even some things in this Special aren't true.
[Sin 46]: Spidermonkey ain't got crap on me!
[Sin 47]: “ [Sin 44]: Also, a blue car.” Why was this a sin? Cause Screw you, that’s why.
[Sin 48]: By the end of this episode, we’ll have more sins for ourselves then CinemaSins would have had for themselves. Not including bonus rounds, and that’s meaning something.
[Sin 49]: We only had one bonus round in the first eight episodes of the show.
[Sin 50]: We aren’t in the business of making TV Animated Shows, but we still make fun of them.
[Sin 51]: OmniSins went inactive until Sci gave Brandon rights to continue it. And then still went inactive AGAIN.
[Sin 52]: Ultra and Sci suck.
[Sin 53]: “ EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU. IN INDEFINITE WORDS OR LESS”. Um, ever hear of word count? Or Microsoft Word? Jeez, it’s like we know nothing.
[Sin 54]: “The best part about these is that they have close to triple the sins of the movies that Cinema Sins does.” < -- then CinemaSins has a life, and we don’t. So screw us.
[Sin 55]: “ [Sin 2]: Sci100 is credited for the show's creation, but didn't write any episodes until he wrote Everything Wrong With It Was Them . “ < -- you remember this? Well Sci stopped doing anything with OmniSins. He's lazy.
[Sin 56]: Holy crap, we have 56 sins!
[Sin 57]: The first episode’s page was created in November 2013. Its July 2014 now.
[Sin 58]: I’d like to take the time to say... Rooters Suck.
[Sin 59]: That previous sin is worth an extra sin.
[Sin 60]: *credits play*
TOTAL SIN COUNT: 60
ADDING SINS FOR EVERY FAN
THAT HAS BEEN ANGRY
WARNING SYSTEM OVERLOAD
THE OMNISINS SHORT CAN’T TAKE THIS MANY SI- Ahgalal;lja.TOTAL SIN COUNT: INFINITY
SENTENCE: “Ahgalal;lja” (Derrick J.Wyatt Sucks – and Sci100 too).