Emotion Toys is the third episode of Evan Billion.

The title card



Plot

  • -Evan is fighting Man of Many Puzzles with Feet Balled-
  • Man of Many Puzzles: You can't win!
  • -Man of Many Puzzles blasts red beam from staff-
  • -Evan jumps up and flies out of the way-
  • Evan: What's the scoop on this guy?
  • Kevin: Questomarcanian from Kreschon. Holder of a sacred staff. Likes riddles sometimes.
  • -Evan jumps up and flies super fast towards Man of Many Puzzles-
  • -MOMP lands on ground-
  • -MOMP uses staff to not get hurt-
  • -MOMP teleports behind Evan-
  • MOMP: This is why it's called football.
  • -MOMP kicks Evan-
  • Evan: AAAAHHHH!
  • -Evan absorbs ground and jumps up-
  • -Evan zooms and knocks down MOMP-
  • -MOMP tangles Evan with question marks-
  • Evan: Maybe a new choice would do some good.
  • -Evan slaps Billiontrix-
  • Evan: Emotion! What about this guy?
  • -Evan blasts yellow beam from blue head-
  • -MOMP falls-
  • -MOMP blasts confusing gas-
  • -confusing gas confuses Evan-
  • Evan: Where am I?
  • -MOMP blasts red beam from staff-
  • -red beam hits Evan, sending him backward-
  • -Evan gets mad-
  • -purple head starts to turn red and grunt-
  • -Evan slams ground with foot-
  • -shockwave knocks MOMP down-
  • -MOMP turns unconscious-
  • -shockwave reflects off of red ball on staff-
  • -shockwave knocks Evan down-
  • -purple head starts crying-
  • -Evan turns intangible and falls through floor-
  • -Evan flies through ground as bat and turns back to normal-
  • Evan: I have to learn how to use Emotion.
  • -theme song-
  • -Evan and Kevin are in car-
  • Evan: Next destination?
  • Kevin: Wherever we can kick some bad guy bottom.
  • Evan: I was asking you if we could go to Next Destination, an arcade.
  • -car is stopped because of crowd of people-
  • Evan: Now what?
  • Kevin: I taught the pets a new trick. Rocket, Sharpoint, bridge maneuver!
  • -Rocket and Sharpoint get out of car-
  • -Rocket stretches over crowd-
  • -Sharpoint makes tracks with diamonds on Rocket-
  • -Kevin drives on tracks over crowd on Rocket-
  • -Sharpoint gets on car-
  • Evan: Nice one.
  • Kevin: It's all in the Book of Maneuvers, Techniques, and Moves. Rented it from a bookstore yesterday.
  • Evan: Yesterday? I fought the robot yesterday.
  • Kevin: There's a place called A Bookstore Yesterday. Tons of books that can get you far in a fighting career.
  • Evan: Fighting's not a career.
  • Kevin: There's a wrestling place called A Fighting Career. Some books in A Bookstore Yesterday tell you passwords to get in.
  • -the gang arrive in South Dakota-
  • Kevin: Uh, out of gas.
  • -Rocket is shown eating fuel-
  • Evan/Kevin: Rockeeeeettt!
  • -Rocket looks at Evan and Kevin-
  • Kevin: We'll have to get some fuel. Out of gas.
  • Evan: You already said that.
  • Kevin: I'm looking at a gas station named Out of Gas.
  • Evan: Let's go.
  • -Evan and Kevin start to walk in store-
  • -Rocket secretly follows-
  • -place called Let's Go is shown behind the three-
  • In the store...
  • -Kevin is at counter-
  • Kevin: Anywhere to pick up some car gas? You know, tanks?
  • Store Manager: Isle 3, spot 27, 63 squats to the left, under a DVD for Moon Wars.
  • -Kevin starts to walk to destination-
  • Kevin: Specific.
  • Outside the store...
  • -Evan is fueling gas into car-
  • -Rocket is in background, spitting acid at gas holders and eating the gas inside-
  • -Evan spots Rocket-
  • Evan: Rocket, stop!
  • -police officer walks up to Evan and Rocket-
  • Officer: Is this your pet?
  • Evan: No, I just like saying names of vehicles. Car! Plane! Train!
  • Officer: Tell it to the judge.
  • -police officer kicks Evan and Rocket out, literally-
  • -fall makes Billiontrix get slammed-
  • Evan: Emotion!
  • -Evan slams ground-
  • -police officer falls down-
  • Officer: Hey!
  • -officer chases Evan and Rocket-
  • Evan: Sorry, that one can't control it's emotions.
  • Officer: I see.
  • -police officer keeps chasing them-
  • -Rocket and Evan run-
  • -Evan shapeshifts into a bat-
  • Evan: I should get out of this form.
  • -Evan slams Billiontrix-
  • Evan: Upside Up!
  • -Evan slaps police officer with tail while running-
  • -officer grabs tail-
  • -officer yanks Evan towards him-
  • Officer: I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you in jail.
  • -Evan blasts officer with a kiss-
  • -officer falls onto ground-
  • -Kevin walks out of the store with two gallons of car fuel-
  • -Kevin stops-
  • Evan: Police trouble.
  • Kevin: I see.
  • Later...
  • -the gang are driving in car-
  • -Rocket is chained up inside car-
  • -Evan is staring at Emotion hologram-
  • Evan: Got any tips on handling your emotions?
  • Kevin: While you're that thing, try not to have any emotions unless there's a situation.
  • -Kevin presses button-
  • -car transforms into trailer-
  • Kevin: I'm taking us to a hotel for a few days.
  • -shows trailer driving up and down hills-
  • Meanwhile...
  • -MOMP is training near Mount Rushmore-
  • -MOMP blasts red beams from staff at mirrors-
  • MOMP: We'll see about my defeat.
  • -red beams reflect off of mirrors and staff absorbs red beams-
  • -red energy goes into MOMP-
  • -MOMP half screams, half laughs-
  • -red beam comes from MOMP's body, covering Mt. Rushmore and transforming it-
  • MOMP: FINALLY!
  • Later...
  • -the gang are getting situated in hotel-
  • Evan: I wonder where that Man of Many Puzzles guy went.
  • Kevin: Probably went running for his mommy.
  • -Sharpoint's plumber's badge flashes red-
  • -plumber's badge says a strange intergalactic code-
  • Evan: What's going on?
  • -earthquake happens-
  • Kevin: Earthquakes? At least there's no lightning.
  • -red beam zaps Kevin-
  • -Kevin starts falling-
  • Kevin: I'm pretty sure that's not lightning-
  • -Kevin lands on ground, unconscious-
  • Evan: KEVIN!
  • -MOMP crashes through ceiling and teleports him, Rocket, Sharpoint, and Kevin away-
  • -big crack appears under Evan-
  • -Evan falls through-
  • -Evan comes back up as Emotion, intangible-
  • Evan: Gotta stop him.
  • Later...
  • -Evan is flying through air as bat near Mt. Rushmore-
  • -Mt. Rushmore looks robotic-
  • -laser rays blast Evan-
  • -Evan avoids them-
  • -one laser blasts Evan-
  • -Evan turns into full Emotion, falling and smashing through boards on top of Mt. Rushmore-
  • -Evan gets splinter-
  • Evan: Oh, no.
  • -Evan turns intangible and soars through metal platform-
  • -Evan reaches MOMP at the bottom of Abraham Lincoln-
  • Evan: This is it, Man of Many Puzzles. It ends here.
  • MOMP: I believe it's too late.
  • -the three are tied up above pit of acid-
  • Kevin: HELP!
  • -Evan jumps towards his three teammates-
  • -MOMP blocks Evan with wall made of puzzle pieces-
  • Evan: It's not a real jigsaw when you've got a saw.
  • -Evan pulls long, wooden splinter from his back and cuts wall in half-
  • -Evan runs forward-
  • -MOMP creates puzzle wall-
  • Evan: When you sit in the seat, when you press on the board, it's guaranteed you'll not be bored. A COMPUTER!
  • -wall opens-
  • -Evan runs through-
  • -MOMP creates another wall-
  • Evan: I am one, made of glass. Put another to me, you'll get a tunnel. A MIRROR!
  • -wall opens-
  • -Evan runs through-
  • -MOMP creates another wall-
  • Evan: Read me and solve, pass me and enter, the one who's reading this got a splinter. Me?
  • -wall makes a copy of itself-
  • -duplicate wall explodes-
  • -explosion sends Evan flying backwards-
  • Evan: A book?
  • -same thing happens-
  • Evan: The wall?
  • -wall opens-
  • Evan: I've got one for you. Flying right at you, you better duck, cause if you don't, you're out of luck.
  • MOMP: A baseball?
  • Evan: Wrong. ME!
  • -Evan jumps and kicks MOMP down-
  • -Evan swings his teammates-
  • -Sharpoint cuts ropes when not over acid pit-
  • Kevin: Fight! Now it gets on!
  • -the gang kick and punch MOMP-
  • MOMP: I believe it's too late.
  • Kevin: You already said that.
  • MOMP: Who cares!? This will take you all down!
  • -MOMP blasts nuclear machine-
  • -nuclear machine shakes-
  • -the place shakes-
  • -MOMP runs-
  • Evan: Don't let him get away!
  • -the gang chase him while the place is collapsing-
  • -Kevin absorbs metal and holds up huge boulder-
  • -Evan looks back-
  • Kevin: Go on without me!
  • -wall of rocks forms in front of Kevin-
  • -the rest run-
  • -holes appear in ground-
  • -Evan and Sharpoint fall in one-
  • Evan: AAAHHHH!
  • -Rocket stretches for Evan and Sharpoint-
  • -Evan grabs Rocket-
  • -Sharpoint grabs Evan-
  • -platform Rocket is standing on falls-
  • Evan: AAAHHHH!
  • -MOMP wheels out of Mt. Rushmore in cart-
  • MOMP: Gone like bugs in a small house.
  • -Evan, Sharpoint, and Rocket crawl out of hole-
  • Evan: We're still here, so guess again.
  • -Kevin breaks through rock-
  • -MOMP runs-
  • -the gang chase after him-
  • -Evan turns back to normal and absorbs rock-
  • -Evan swings at MOMP's staff-
  • -the staff breaks-
  • MOMP: That can only be repaired by me solving a riddle that someone else makes up!
  • Kevin: Ok. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
  • He was talking about a towel.
  • -the gang walk away while Evan puts MOMP in rock handcuffs-
  • -MOMP tries to figure out riddle while the police carry him away-
  • MOMP: I will return. I WILL RETURN!
  • Police: You look like you're sweating. Have a towel.
  • -staff gets put back together-
  • MOMP: Ah-ha!
  • -car door closes-
  • -the end-
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