This is the continuity in which the Ben Ten + 0 Universe takes place in.
A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape- descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some suggested that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
Then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth England suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a telephone to tell anyone about it, a terribly stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever.
This is not her story.
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Basically, some God dude got bored one day and filled the sky with lights and stars and stuff and the entire shabangawang started. If you're a Christian. If you're not, well, I dunno. Go vape or something.
Eventually, the belevolent other gods Sol and Brian sometimes elegantly created a planet called Earth and on that planet, they started a series. That series? Ben Ten + 0. Please go read it. Thank you. Bye bye.
Events of Ben Ten + 0
After Ben works with himself to stop some sort of chronological threat, Azmuth arrives to deliver the Ultimatrix 2.01. Albedo had already stolen the Ultimatrix 2.0. Luckily, Albedo was greedy, and attacked Ben in his bedroom moments following this reveal. Ben uses the power of Ultimate Walkatrout to trounce Albedo's Ultimate Goop.
The incident is complicated when Kevin accidentally absorbs Ultimate Goop, turning himself into a monstrous slime monster. Ben is forced to use Alien W on him, but Kevin escapes. The stress causes Albedo's lungs to fall out.
Evil Kevin then meets up with Vilgax and Albedo in a Mars-based meeting organized by Psychobus. Psychobus grants Vilgax the Vilgontrix.
Sometime during this gap, Julie becomes half-cyborg in order to foster a closer bond with Ship.
Albedo gives Evil Kevin the power of his Omnitrix, giving him access to ever alien's power but Alien X and Alien W. Evil Kevin then brutally incinerates Albedo.
Vilgax proceeds to use his Vilgontrix to attack planet Earth. Gwen alerts Ben. Julie wants to help, but Ben refuses her assistance, because he is aware of Vilgax's secret plan (to kidnap her and use her against him).
Vilgax clones himself one million times with the power of Echo Echo, and then proceeds to marry Psychobus. The assault on Earth continues, with Gwen using Wildvine and Ben using Way Big to fight off the Vilgax clones. Ben and Gwen get married (although, this might be non-canon, because [[User:Brianultimatedragon|Brian]] wrote it). Even though everyone knew Vilgax wanted to kidnap Julie, he manages to make it happen; Ben and Gwen use Ultimate Heatblast and regular Heatblast (respectively) to incinerate the rest of Vilgax's clones. One final Vilgax appeared to let Ben know where Julie was.
Ben proceeds to race around Undertown as Cannonbull, likely to blow off stress. Here he chances across a potion-selling clown. Because Ben is morally corrupt, he beats the clown and steals his wares.
Evil Kevin requests breast milk from Julie; she denies his advances. Kevin vores Julie, but Cannonbull revives her by sacrificing Ester in her place.
Ben tactfully lures Vilgax to Bellwood using his potions (one of which unlocks the new alien Vennyson). Vilgax uses the Vilgontrix to fight Ben as Way Big. Ben counters with both Ultimate Goop and Ditto, but Vilgax escaped with Upgrade.
Following that chain of events, Kevin digests Ester, Julie marries Gwen, and Ben dies of loneliness until the witch iCarly revives him and becomes his bride. Clancy beefs up at the gym.
Vilgax's daughter, Vilgheena, eventually appears and eats Earth. Ben, now as a ghost, uses Way Big to burst her stomach and free the Earth. Ben incinerates Vilgheena, who then explodes.
Ben celebrates the Earth's freedom with a trip to the mall. Here, he encounters Clancy. Gwen attempts to intervene in the battle; however, Clancy reveals his true motives: going on a date with himself. Gwen scolds Ben for interrupting Clancy's date.
Some time during the events of Ben Ten + 0, Vilgax used Wildmutt to rip out Vilgheena's ovaries. It is unknown if he devoured them or not.
Events of Ben Ten + 0 + Infinite: The Moive
Vilgamax would eventually return to Earth five years after his daughter Vilgheena murdered the Kids Next Door and Rugrats.
Vilgamax recruited Ben to help stop her, but not before Vilgheena could brutally murder Doctor Manhattan from Watchmen. Vilgamax thus carried Ben to Planet Namek to get Azmuth to unlock BenGoku, who may or may not be within the Omnitrix.
On planet Namek, Azmuth defeated Socrates in a battle of wits and attempted to turn him into the alien Sandbox. Before he could add the Greek philosopher's desecrated remains into the Codon Stream, however, Ben and Vilgamax arrived. Azmuth initially refused to activate BenGoku because Ben lacked any serious character development; however, after Ben beat Azmuth in a simple battle of wits, Azmuth unlocked BenGoku.
BenGoku then flew to the Source Wall and confronted Eon, who was actually Sol in disguise. Ben attempted to fight Sol, but Sol just caught his punch. Sol then requested that BenGoku tear down the Source Wall and destroy Ben 10 Fan Fiction's dignity. Ben complied, activating Way Bigger Mecha Edition. Way Bigger Mecha Edition performed a devil's sacrament - Vilgamax sacrificing his body by turning into a drill - and summoned the true multiversal legend, Crabe, who destroyed the Source Wall.
God confronted Crabe over Ben and Sol's controversial actions, but because God disagreed with Crabe's philosophy on life, Crabe killed God. The universe was reborn again.
Elsewhere, Ben met up with Clancy again. After Clancy came out as a homosexual, he ate Ben's brains. Ben passed out due to blood loss. Robin (true identity unknown) attempted to draw a connection to Ben 10: Stupidity Force and the Joker fruitlessly attempted to repeat the end to Omni-World. Batman then shot Joker, who may have died.
Ben eventually wakes up again, now in Skyrim, being carted into Helgen.