" Heatblast setting fire, to your hair,
Poke a stick at angry Rath
Eat medicine that Stinkfly made;
Use your private parts as Ripjaws bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to di-i-ie so many dumb ways to die.
Get your toast out with Megawhatt
Do your own electrical work (can't think of anything)
Teach yourself how to die
Eat a two-week old ne-ew born Stinkfly
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.
Invite Ghostfreak inside
Scratch Four Arms' brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space (can't think of anything)
Use Upgrade as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.
Keep a Ssserpent as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet (can't think of anything)
Eat a tube of Go-o-op
Oh, I wonder what this upgraded button do?
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.
Dress up as Taydenite when an alien's poor.
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason (can't think of anything)
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but theyre quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die ie
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die (can't think of anything)"