Chill Gates is a fan made episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force. It is written by Lego Master, and has a sequel called Revenge of the Lucas.
Summary[]
When Ben accidentally finds Bill Gates, things get crazy when he attempts to steal the Ultimatrix.
Plot[]
Ben bangs his head against a wall.
(Ben): Are weeee therrrreeeeeee yeeet?
(Kevin): BEN, SHUT UP, TRANSFORM INTO SOMETHING USEFUL, AND GET US THERE ALRE-
Gwen slaps him.
(Kevin): ...Y U SLAP ME
(Ben): SLAP ME NEXT!
Kevin stares blankly at him, but then slaps Ben.
(Ben): YIPPIE!
Ben transforms into Four Arms, grabs Kevin, and slams him into the ground.
(Four Arms, reverting back): PUNY GUY.
Ben pokes at a guy laying on the ground.
(Ben): I FOUND A DEAD GUY.
(Bill Gates): I'm not dead, you moron.
(Ben): Then..YOU'RE MY DAD!
(Bill Gates): Wait, wha-
Ben hugs him.
(Ben): DADDY!
(Bill Gates): You're crazy.
(Ben): I KNOW, THANKS.
(Bill Gates): That wasn't a compliment.
(Ben): You smell like waffles.
(Bill Gates): Uh, can someone get this guy away from me?
Kevin bonks Ben on the head, knocking him out.
(Bill Gates): WOAH, LOOK AT THAT WATCH.
(Gwen): Yeah..so?
(Bill Gates): I WANT THAT WATCH.
(Ben, waking up): NO, CHARLIE SHEEN. I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU MY CAR!
(Bill Gates): ..wut
(Ben): Who are you?
(Bill Gates): I'm BILL GATES.
(Ben): Your bills are late?
(Bill Gates): I founded Microsoft.
(Ben): OH YEAH. YOU'RE THE GUY WHO CREATED STAR WARS.
(Bill Gates): That's George Lucas. Anyway, GIVE ME THAT WAAAATCH.
(Ben): OKAY.
Ben throws a regular wristwatch at Gates's face.
(Bill Gates): THE ONE YOU'RE WEARING.
(Ben): No.
(Bill Gates): Give to me, or I'll sue you.
(Ben): Silly George Lucas, everyone knows that suing people is Morgan Freeman's thing.
Bill Gates fires a techno-tentacle at Ben.
(Ben): GUYS, GEORGE LUCAS IS DOC OCK.
(Bill Gates): Fuq you.
Ben transforms into Debtpay and grabs Bill Gates.
(Debtpay): GEORGE LUCAS, YOU OWE ME A MILLION DOLLAHZ.
(Bill Gates): Why? I'm not even Geor- I AM GEORGE LUCAS!
1 WEEK LATER AT GEORGE LUCAS'S HOUSE...
(George Lucas): Who sued me for a million dollars?!?
(Bill Gates): Maybe it was Steve Jobs.
(Ben, walking in): Hey Stevie Wonder, hey Jackie Chan.
(George Lucas, pulling out lightsaber): Should I?
(Bill Gates): Not yet, George.
Ben transforms into Fart, and flies around Lucas and Gates, causing them both to faint.
(Fart): I WIN! GIVE ME MY MILLION DOLLAHZ.
Lé End
Characters[]
- Crazy Ben
- Gwen
- Kevin
Aliens[]
- Four Arms
- Fart
Villains[]
- Bill Gates
- George Lucas