Cannonbolted is the Cannonbolt Fest special episode of Plumbers.
Plot[]
IN A SUPER SECRET LAB
Arburian Pelarota: YES! I HAVE FINALLY CREATED A RAY THAT WILL TURN EVERYONE INTO ARBURIAN PELAROTAS! AND THEN, ARBURIA WILL LIVE AGAIN!
Random Person: Uh, why are you telling this?
Arburian Pelarota: SHUT UP AND DIE (jumps and squashed the person) NOW LET'S ACTIVATE THE TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR!
Random Person: That's a long name.
Arburian Pelarota: SHUT UP AND DIE (squashes him again) NOW, LET'S ACTIVATE IT! (presses button on machine) Oh wait, that's the I-LIKE-COFFEE-SO-MUCH-INATOR-THAT-SOMEHOW-LOOKS-LIKE-THE-TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR-Inator. Huh. I should label these things. NOW ACTIVATE! (presses button on another machine) Oh wait. It's the MACHINE-THAT-LOOKS-LIKE-THE-I-LIKE-COFFEE-SO-MUCH-INATOR-THAT-SOMEHOW-LOOKS-LIKE-THE-TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR-INATOR-AND-THE-TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR!-BUT-EITHER-OF-THEM-inator. These inventions are USELESS!
Random People: You should give them shorter names.
Arburian Pelarota: WILL YOU DIE ALREADY (squashes him) NOW LET'S ACTIVATE THE REAL ONE! (activates it) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Back in the Plumbers base, Peixes was watching TV.
Cibus: What are you watching?
Peixes: Shoop Da Whoop, the series. This series is really great. You never know what happens next.
Shoop Da Whoop (on tv): I'MMA FIRIN'-
Peixes: OMG OMG OMG I WONDER WHAT WILL HE DO
Shoop Da Whoop: MAH-LAZOR!
Ledus: That's not very suspenseful.
Peixes: You aren't suspenseful.
Suddenly a huge beam came and everyone became Cannonbolts.
Peixes: AHH! I'M PEIXESBOLT!
Ledus: I'M LEDUSBOLT
Cibus: I'M CIBUSBOLT
Shoop Da Whoop: I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
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Ledus: STOP WITH THE AWKWARD SILENCE! We've got to do something about the Cannonbolt-ization!
Decibel: HI GUYS (breaks in)
Peixes: Why are you Ultimate Cannonbolt?
Decibel: .... you know.
Peixes: Oh right. Is there someone who didn't become Cannonbolt?
Papiro: Me. (breaks in)
Peixes: How did you not become Cannonbolt?
Papiro: Because I'm flat.
Cibus: You are our only hope. SAVE US!
Papiro: Why can't you do it?
Cibus: Because we're Cannonbolts.
Papiro: But still.
Ledus: JUST DO IT.
Papiro: Okay... But how can we know where is that guy?
Cibus: Have you ever heard of something called "The Rewind Button"?
Papiro: Yes...
Everything goes backwards.
IN A SUPER SECRET LAB
Arburian Pelarota: YES! I HAVE FINALLY CREATED A RAY THAT WILL TURN EVERYONE INTO ARBURIAN PELAROTAS! AND THEN, ARBURIA WILL LIVE AGAIN!
Random Person: Uh, why are you telling this?
Arburian Pelarota: SHUT UP AND DIE (jumps and squashed the person) NOW LET'S ACTIVATE THE TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR!
Random Person: That's a long name.
Arburian Pelarota: SHUT UP AND DIE (squashes him again) NOW, LET'S ACTIVATE IT! (presses button on machine) Oh wait, that's the I-LIKE-COFFEE-SO-MUCH-INATOR-THAT-SOMEHOW-LOOKS-LIKE-THE-TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR-Inator. Huh. I should label these things. NOW ACTIVATE! (presses button on another machine) Oh wait. It's the MACHINE-THAT-LOOKS-LIKE-THE-I-LIKE-COFFEE-SO-MUCH-INATOR-THAT-SOMEHOW-LOOKS-LIKE-THE-TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR-INATOR-AND-THE-TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR!-BUT-EITHER-OF-THEM-inator. These inventions are USELESS!
Everything goes back to the Plumbers base.
Papiro: How did that help me?
Cibus: Hold this. (gives him a box)
Papiro: How will that help me?
Exypnos: That will let you use the power of rewinding to any time. BUT DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING OKAY?
Cibus: Yep.
Papiro: Okay, I'll use it.
REWINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
IN A SUPER SECRET LAB
Arburian Pelarota: YES! I HAVE FINALLY CREATED A RAY THAT WILL TURN EVERYONE INTO ARBURIAN PELAROTAS! AND THEN, ARBURIA WILL LIVE AGAIN!
Random Person: Uh, why are you telling this?
Arburian Pelarota: SHUT UP AND DIE (jumps and squashed the person) NOW LET'S ACTIVATE THE TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR!
Random Person: That's a long name.
Arburian Pelarota: SHUT UP AND DIE (squashes him again) NOW, LET'S ACTIVATE IT! (presses button on machine) Oh wait, that's the I-LIKE-COFFEE-SO-MUCH-INATOR-THAT-SOMEHOW-LOOKS-LIKE-THE-TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR-Inator. Huh. I should label these things. NOW ACTIVATE! (presses button on another machine) Oh wait. It's the MACHINE-THAT-LOOKS-LIKE-THE-I-LIKE-COFFEE-SO-MUCH-INATOR-THAT-SOMEHOW-LOOKS-LIKE-THE-TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR-INATOR-AND-THE-TURN-INTO-AN-ARBURIAN-PELAROTA-BECAUSE-ARBURIA-WAS-DETROYED-BY-THE-BIG-TICK-AND-I'M-REALLY-SAD-INATOR!-BUT-EITHER-OF-THEM-inator. These inventions are USELESS!
Papiro: Hi Arburian Pelarota.
Arburian Pelarota: HOW DID YOU GET HERE
Papiro: THE POWER OF REWIND!
Arburian Pelarota: Huh. Interesting.
Papiro: What is your name anyways?
Arburian Pelarota: My name is
StlobnonnacotnienoyreveekamotsnalpliveevahIdnadeyortsedsawtenalpymesuacebyugtlobnonnacdasyllaerm'I
Papiro: That's a very long name. I'm gonna call you Arby.
Arby: WHAT?
Papiro: Listen, Arby, why did you make everyone Cannonbolts?
Arby: DON'T CALL ME ARBY
Papiro: Okay, ARBY.
Arby: STOP CALLING ME ARBY
Papiro: Don't get so mad, ARBY.
Arby: MY NAME IS NOT ARBY.
Papiro: But your real name is too long so I call you Arby.
Arby: MY NAME IS NOT ARBY STOP IT.
Papiro: Sheesh, stop being so mad. Okay, okay, I'll stop...............................................................................arby.
Arby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY
NAME
IS
StlobnonnacotnienoyreveekamotsnalpliveevahIdnadeyortsedsawtenalpymesuacebyugtlobnonnacdasyllaerm'I
StlobnonnacotnienoyreveekamotsnalpliveevahIdnadeyortsedsawtenalpymesuacebyugtlobnonnacdasyllaerm'I
StlobnonnacotnienoyreveekamotsnalpliveevahIdnadeyortsedsawtenalpymesuacebyugtlobnonnacdasyllaerm'I
StlobnonnacotnienoyreveekamotsnalpliveevahIdnadeyortsedsawtenalpymesuacebyugtlobnonnacdasyllaerm'I
StlobnonnacotnienoyreveekamotsnalpliveevahIdnadeyortsedsawtenalpymesuacebyugtlobnonnacdasyllaerm'I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Papiro: OKAY.
StlobnonnacotnienoyreveekamotsnalpliveevahIdnadeyortsedsawtenalpymesuacebyugtlobnonnacdasyllaerm'I: Phew.
Papiro: NOW YOUR NAME TAKES UP THE WHOLE LINE.
StlobnonnacotnienoyreveekamotsnalpliveevahIdnadeyortsedsawtenalpymesuacebyugtlobnonnacdasyllaerm'I: OKAY THEN JUST CALL ME ARBY.
Papiro: Okay then Arby.
Arby: What?
Papiro: Can you please revert everyone back?
Arby: NO.
Papiro: PLEASE?
Arby: NO.
Papiro: Pretty please?
Arby: NO.
Papiro: Fine. Then now I call you........ LINDA.
Linda: WTFUDGE?
Papiro: HI LINDA.
Linda: I'M A DUDE.
Papiro: Well, but I can still call you Linda.
Linda: ARGHHHHHH
CALL ME ARBY
Papiro: No. Then turn everyone back.
Linda: Fudge you.
Papiro: YAY!
Linda went to-
Arby: MY NAME IS ARBY. ARBY. JUST. FU**ING. ARBY.
Okay, then Arby went and turned off the machine.
Peixes: YAY
Ledus: YAY
Cibus: YAY
Then he turned it on again.
Peixes: NO
Ledus: NOOO
Cibus: NOOOOOOO
Shoop Da Whoop: I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!
Peixes:...
Ledus: NO AWKWARD SILENCES.
Cibus: Okay.
Back in the secret lair.
Arby: I did.
Papiro: OH HECK NOOOOOO
Arby: HA.
Papiro: Shut up............QUEEN ELIZABETH.
Arby: Wut?
Papiro: Now your name is Queen Elizabeth.
Queen Elizabeth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Papiro: Hehe.
Queen Elizabeth: Hey, Omi. Want a dollar?
FUDGE YEAH.
Queen Elizabeth: THEN CHANGE MY NAME.
Ok.
Papiro: WUT
Arby: HA.
HEY WHERE IS MY DOLLAR.
Arby: I'll send you on email.
Thanks dude.
Papiro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I guess I must do this alone. HIYAAAAAA! (kicks a machine) WOOHOO!
Everyone reverted back to normal.
Peixes: WOOHOO
Decibel: WOOHOO
Arby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Papiro: Yay!
Arby: Now my FOOLS-ALL-GOOD-GUYS-TO-PRESS-THIS-BUTTON-WHICH-IS-SUPPOSELY-SUPPOSED-TO-MAKE-EVERYONE-BACK-TO-NORMAL-Inator was built for nothing!
Papiro: Wait a second, this isn't the machine that turns everyone back to normal.
Arby: YAY!
Papiro: IT;S THE ONE THAT TURNS EVERYONE NORMAL AND MAKES ARBY EXPLODE!
Arby: Oh fudge (explodes)
Papiro: Now to go back to my time!
SWOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH FAST FORWARD BUTTON!
Papiro: YAY!
Cibus: Wait, Papiro, why didn't you die in this episode?
Retrecir comes driving on a papershredder with wheels.
Retrecir: HIIII GUYS (Papiro gets sucked in)
Cibus: Whatevah.
MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER SECRET BASE
Picklesapien: NOW I WILL MAKE EVERYONE A PICKLE MUHAHAHAHAHA! (activates machine)
Everyone in the base became a pickle, except Capulus.
Peixes: This sucks.
Capulus: OMG OMG OMG PICKLEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I LUV PICKLEZ NOMNOMNOMNOM
THE END
Characters[]
- Peixes
- Papiro
- Cibus
- Decibel
- Ledus
- Retrecir
- Random Dude
- Exypnos
Villains[]
- StlobnonnacotnienoyreveekamotsnalpliveevahIdnadeyortsedsawtenalpymesuacebyugtlobnonnacdasyllaerm'I (AKA: Arby, Arburian Pelarota, Linda, QUEEN ELIZABETH.)
Arby: HEY!
You can't continue here, THE EPISODE ALREADY ENDED.
Arby: But I said, DON'T CALL ME THAT!
YOU DIDN'T PAY ME.
Arby: NOOOOOOOOOOOO