Borkborkbork is the 32th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Plot

Ben was in the house with Eggy and his parents.

(Carl): Ben, me and your mother are going out tonight.

(Ben): Cool story bro.

(Carl): That means you're going to stay home until midnight.

(Ben): Cool story bro.

(Carl): Please don't destroy the house.

(Ben): Cool story bro.

(Carl): STOP SAYING THAT!

(Sandra): What we're trying to say is, don't destroy the house, don't leave the house, and go to sleep at 9:30.

(Ben): Cool story sis.

(Carl): I don't think he got it.

(Sandra): Since you didn't really get it we put a forcefield around the house and around anything valuable. Grandpa Max helped us with this.

(Ben): So are you leaving yet?

(Carl): Yeah.

(Ben): OK.

They left.

(Ben): OMG EGGY LET'S HAVE A PARTEH

(Eggy): BAGAHK

(Ben): I need to understand you... HERE TAKE YOUR GALVAN UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR

(Eggy): BAAGAAAAAAAHK! LEMME ORDER SOME HOT CHICKS

Thirty minutes later.

(Ben): Man fried chicks are yummy.

(Eggy): This is sort of cannibalism but who cares.

(Ben): It's nice to see you talking.

(Eggy): We need to do something.

(Ben): LET'S GO BOMB THE ATTIC WOOHOO

They went to the attic.

(Ben): Aww poop everything here is covered in forcefields.

(Eggy): Hey look some weird video tapes.

(Ben): LET'S WATCH THEM

They went downstairs and put the tapes in. An episode of The Muppet Show was playing.

(Ben): This looks interesting.

(Eggy): Yeah.

(Ben): Well I'll go make some popcorn. USING NRG

(Eggy): LOLYUS

Ben went to the kitchen.

(Ben): (transform) TV! NEW ALIEN! I hope he makes good popcorn. I wonder what are his powers..

Eggy started watching a part of Swedish Chef trying to cook a chicken.

(Eggy): Lol this is epic

(Ben): Nope... no eye lasers... no fireballs WTFUDGE CAN THIS GUY DOOO

His antennas started glowing and the tv started glowing. Out of the tv came Swedish Chef.

(Swedish Chef): BORK BORK BORK

(Eggy): BEN THE TV TURNED 3D

(TV): OMG

(Swedish Chef): Now maken de chicken.

(Eggy): Ben... I think I'm the chicken.

(Swedish Chef): Coome here chicky!

(Eggy): AHHH

Eggy started running away.

(TV): SWEDISH CHEF

(Swedish Chef): Ooken vanten tø make der chicken!

(TV): EGGY IS NOT A CHICKEN

(Swedish Chef): Boot he løøken like a chicken!

(TV): Well he isn't a chicken.

(Swedish Chef): Ókay.. dell we will maken soomething yømmy.

(TV): THANK YOU

Swedish Chef went with TV to the kitchen.

(Swedish Chef): Wooy is everythung cøvered in foorcefields?

(TV): I'll go disable it AND YOU'LL MAKE SOME YUMMY FOOOOOOOOD

(Swedish Chef):; HURRA

TV ran to search for Eggy.

(TV): Oh there you are Eggy.

(Eggy): HE WANTS TO BOIL ME

(TV): It's just a misunderstading.

(Eggy): So he won't cook me?

(TV): Nope.

(Eggy): YAY

(TV): Now just to disable these forcefields. (transforms into Cheesewheel) UPGR- OH POO I'M CHEESEWHEEL

(Eggy): ..

(Cheesewheel): Shut up eggy. (kicks Eggy)

(Eggy): DON'T KICK ME

Eggy fired an explosive egg at Cheesewheel.

(Cheesewheel): OOOOOOOOWWWWWW

Cheesewheel rolled into a wheel and hit Eggy. Eggy fired an explosive egg and Cheesewheel rolled down the stairs. He fell on the side.

(Cheesewheel): OH POOP

(Swedish Chef): Oøøh! Cheesenwheelen! Now tø make der Cheese pie!

(Cheesewheel): NONONO

Swedish Chef pulled out a knife and almost cut Cheesewheel but he pushed himself up and started rolling away.

(Cheesewheel): AHHHHHHHHHH

(Swedish Chef): CØØME HEERE CHEESEH

Cheesewheel rolled around the house. Swedish Chef kept running after him and throwed knifes and pans and anything he could find at Cheesewheel. One of them hit Cheesewheel and he rolled down and fell (like a coin)

(Swedish Chef): Now for the cooken!

(Cheesewheel): DON'T EAT ME NOW I'M

(Swedish Chef): OFCØRSEN! I boilen der cheesewheelen.

He pulled Cheesewheel and into the kitchen. He placed it on the table.

(Swedish Chef): (random gibberish) BORKBORKBORK!

He took a knife and tried to cut Cheesewheel, but Eggy came.

(Eggy): NO CHEESE FOR YOOOOOOOOOU

Eggy fired eggs but Swedish Chef protected himself with a frying pan. Cheesewheel went out of wheel form.

(Cheesewheel): SWEDISH CHEF IT'S ME BEN

(Swedish Chef): Wøøt?

(Cheesewheel): YES. (transforms into Pie Guy) SEE- oh poo.

(Swedish Chef): PIE! I will maken pie!

(Pie Guy): AHHHHHHH

Pie Guy and Eggy ran around the house from Swedish Chef who threw knifes and pans and stuffz.

(Pie Guy): AHHHHH SWEDISH CHEF IT'S ME BEN

(Swedish Chef): Whø id Ben?

(Pie Guy): WAIT I GOT A BRILLIANT PLAN (becomes cream pie)

(Eggy): Your point is?

(Pie Guy): YOU CAN'T COOK CREAM PIE

(Swedish Chef): I can cøoken croompie!

(Pie Guy): POO (creates pie portal) COME ON EGGY LET'S GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

(Eggy): THAT'S A GOOD IDEA BEN

They jumped into it and found themselves in the Mr. Smoothy.

(Pie Guy): YE-

(Ultimatrix): Ben has left the house. Commense teleportation.

Ben and Eggy teleported back to inside the house.

(Swedish Chef): PIEN!

(Pie Guy): DON'T EAT MEE (reverts to human) PIEG- ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS ULTIMATRIX

(Ultimatrix): Yes I am.

(Swedish Chef): Òh it's yøø.

(Ben): Yeah. DON'T EAT ME

(Swedish Chef): Øk.

(Eggy): CAN YOU MAKE US A CAKE

(Swedish Chef): OØF CØRSE

(Ben and Eggy): YAAAAAAAAAAAY

Swedish Chef sang that song he always sings before making something. Then he made a cake.

(Ben): OMG YESSSSS

(Swedish Chef): Let's eaten the caken!

They aten the caken.

(Ben): Well now what.

(Eggy): Um Ben.

(Ben): Wut

(Eggy): IT'S MIDNIGHT

(Ben): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (transform) UPGRADE

Upgrade pushed Swedish Chef into the TV and reverted back to human.

(Swedish Chef): BYEBYE

(Eggy): NUUUUU

Ben's mom and dad came in.

(Ben): HI MOM

(Eggy): Hi San- I MEAN BAGAHK

(Carl): Ben.

(Ben): Carl.

(Carl): Why is there cake and cheese and pie and knifes and pans everywhere?

(Ben): IT WAS SWEDISH CHEF

(Sandra): What are you talking about?

(Ben): IFOUNDTHISOLDMUPPETSTAPEINTHEATTICANDWEPUTITINANDIUNLOCKEDANEWALIENTHATCANBRINGSTUFFOUTOFTVSANDIACCIDENTALLYBROUGHTHIMOUTANDHECHASEDUSAROUNDTHEHOUSEANDTRIEDTOCOOKUS

(Carl): That's the stupidest excuse ever. You probably just turned into Upchuck and ate really messy.

(Ben):NO I DIDN'T

(Carl): Ben, go to your bed.

Ben went to his bed.

(Eggy): We also ordered hot chicks.

(Sandra): BEN COME DOWN HERE

Ben came down.

(Sandra): AND ORDER SOME HOT CHICKS FOR ME TOO

They ordered some hot chickens and ate them.

(Ben): One more question. HOW DID YOU MAKE THE ULTIMATRIX TELEPORT ME HOME IF I'M OUT

(Carl): We didn't do that...

THE END?

Aliens Used

Characters

  • Ben
  • Eggy
  • Carl
  • Sandra
  • Swedish Chef (he's not a villain he was just misunderstood)
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