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Ben, Gwen and Kevin are in a local shopping store-type thingy.

B: Hey, does this smoothie make my butt look big?

G: What? How does that-

K: Guys! Look! That bank is being robbed!

B: NOT NOW, KEVIN!

K: But Ben-

B: NOT NOW!

K: They’re murdering a pickle.

B: What? What are you waiting for, LETS GO!

G: Thanks store guy! BYE!

SG: But-

G: HERES YOU’RE MONEYZ!

SG: Hey! This is a sandwich!

G: GTG!

SG: …………………………………………….NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM-

Outside the store…

B: Stop right there, evil door!

K: You mean Do-er

B: ?

K: It’s spelled Do-er. Not do-

B: STOP SAYING OSTRICH!

K: NVM.

B: That’s what I thought. Now let’s beat this guy up!

G: HOW?!?!

B: LIKE DIS! PIKACHU! GO!

K: BEN! THIS ISN’T YU-GI-OH!

B: Fine.

Ben transforms into a Cat.

Bad Guy: …

G: KARATE KICK!

The bad guy moves out of the way, sending Gwen crashing into a wall.

G: OW.

K: Lol.

G: KEVIN!

K: Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, FEMALE BEN!

G: WUT DID U SAY?!?!

K: I SAID UR BUTT WAS BIG!!!!

B: GUYS!!!

K & G: WHAT?!?!

They both turn to see the bad guy running down the road.

G: What the fudge, Ben. Why didn’t u tell us?

B: …

Ben picks up a lamp post and-

K: NO HE DOESN’T!

B: Y?

K: ‘Cause ur not strong enough! UR A KITTY!

B: Never….call me…. A KITTY.

K: Ok, Kitty.

B: Why u SON OF A-

G: BEN!

B: What? O right.

ASDF: Hullo.

B: NOT THIS GUY AGAIN.

G: Ben, quiet! I’m sure he’s really nice…

WARNING: A SUDDEN AND DRAMATIC TWIST IN THE PLOT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, SO GET YOUR TISSUES AND “GASP” FACES READY, ‘CAUSE YOU’LL NEVER EXPECT IT.

ASDF: Actually, I’m the bad guy. (Pulls out two guns.)


THE END.

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