Ben's Real Part 1: Telling Ya is the first episode of Evan Billion.
Kevin: Boring. Change the channel.
-Evan switches channel-
-show about growing beards comes on-
-Kevin switches channel-
-show about mutated alien pets comes on-
-Evan switches channel-
-Kevin turns TV off-
Evan: When did TV start getting boring?
Kevin: Ever since it was made.
Evan: We need some real fun. Nothing is ever fun anymore.
-Evan leaves house-
Kevin: There's gotta be something interesting. Maybe I'll tell him the story about Ben Tennyson.
-Kevin writes a story about him-
-Evan is eating ribs at a diner-
Evan: These ribs are good.
-rib sauce leaks onto floor-
-Kevin runs into diner-
-Kevin slips on sauce and crashes into trash can-
Evan: Now that was fun. Fun-ny!
-Evan laughs hard-
Kevin: That wasn't funny.
Evan: Yeah, sure-sure. It wasn't.
-Kevin starts filling him in on Ben-
Evan: No way. That's impossible.
Kevin: No it's not. I'll make sure you find out.
-scene switches to where Kevin is-
-Kevin is working on new Omnitrix-
Kevin: This Billiontrix will prove the existence of aliens. Believing in aliens will get Evan to start believing in Ben!
-Kevin works all night-
Kevin: Doone! Now let me get by billion alien samples.
-Kevin pours DNA of aliens into Billiontrix-
Kevin: I'll just set this in Evan's underwear drawer.
-Kevin walks into house and does it-
Later that day...
-Evan walks up to Kevin wearing Billiontrix-
Evan: I bet this is a fake Omnitrix to trick me.
Kevin: No, it's the Billiontrix, turns you into a billion aliens. 20 current. Try it.
-Evan activates Billiontrix and presses button-
-Evan transforms into Copy-Copy-
Kevin: Now do you believe me?
Evan: Nope, never will.
-Sunder rides in on a hoverboard-
Evan: Come on, I have to do something.
-Evan's stomach covers Sunder-
-Sunder gets pulled into Evan-
-two Sunders fall out-
Evan: Two Sunders?
Sunder: I feel lost.
Kevin: Evan took away 10% of you and made a copy with it.
-Evan copies Kevin-
-Clone Sunder attacks Clone Kevin and Sunder-
-Sunder attacks Evan and Kevin-
-good side wins-
Sunder: I won't be back.
Kevin: You already said that.
Evan: It doesn't matter. I still don't believe you.
Kevin: I'll make him believe.
-Kevin starts working on robot-
-Evan is playing video game outside-
Kevin: Hey, Evan. I have something for you.
-Kevin appears riding on robot similar to the one from the first episode of Ben 10-
Kevin: See if you can defeat this. It's a replica of the robot Ben faced, only more powerful. His name is Drobot.
-robot shoots wacky gas-
-wacky gas rises to Kevin-
-Evan flies up to Drobot-
-Drobot shoots laser and knocks him down-
Evan: Now how about some smoke?
-Evan starts fire with two pieces of bark-
-Evan combines water in lake with fire-
-smoke makes things hard to see-
-Evan makes pieces of bark knock parts off of Drobot-
-Drobot shoots sticky substance that wraps up the bark and Evan-
Evan: Ahhh, gross!
-Evan combines himself with sticky substance-
-Evan blasts sticky substance from his mouth that jams controls in Drobot-
-Drobot heats up and makes substance melt off-
-Drobot controls Evan and makes him combine him with brick-
Evan: I can't control myself!
-Drobot rolls over Evan-
-Evan gains control of himself and runs away-
-Drobot sends two robots from his body to attack Evan-
-Evan is normal and slurping a smoothie-
Evan: I shouldn't have fought him. I'll just make him run out of juice and defeat him.
-one robot enters Mr. Smoothie-
Evan: Not right now! I'm busy!
-Evan absorbs wall and smashes robot repeatedly-
-Evan accidentally strikes Billiontrix-
-Billiontrix sends laser at Evan-
-Evan turns hand into mace-
Evan: Ah, sweet!
-Evan makes robot explode-
-Evan disabsorbs wall-
-Evan walks outside-
-robot flies towards him-
Evan: Not another one!
-Evan turns into Copy-Copy again and absorbs ground-
-Evan wraps stomach around robot and turns stomach into stone-
Evan: Sweet trick.
-Evan brings robot into his body-
-Evan spits robot from mouth-
-robot has a ton of parts missing-
Evan: That's what you get when you mess with me!
-Drobot runs at super speed up to Evan-
Evan: I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes.
-Drobot stares at Evan like he's crazy-
Evan: Oh, right. You don't have eyes.
-Evan thinks for a second-
Evan: Ok, then just turn around.
-Drobot turns around-
Evan: Useless! This is my first time as him, and I'm already hating him.
-Drobot is still facing the other way-
Evan(whispering): I don't think he heard me.
-Evan climbs up robot and presses button-
-Drobot shoot back laser-
-Evan falls onto ground-
Evan(whispering): I have to find the right button.
-Evan presses blue button-
-four dancing bananas jump out of four holes on Drobot's sides and dance-
-one banana holds an instruction manual-
Evan(whispering): Oh, well, that was convienent.
-Evan grabs manual and reads-
-Evan reads that Drobot's juice can be drained by pressing the red button-
-Evan tries to find red button-
-there are several red buttons-
Evan(whispering): It didn't say anything about several.
-Evan looks at manual-
Evan(whispering): Oh, it says that the buttons are red, scarlet, rose, ruby, raspberry, crimson, brick, maroon, vermillion, and cardinal. I never knew there were that many shades of red.
-Evan presses vermillion button-
-Drobot starts break-dancing-
-Drobot turns around and sees Evan-
-Drobot shoots lasers while dancing-
-Evan sneaks up to Drobot while he's lifting his legs and moving his arms side to side-
-Drobot uses dance to kick Evan-
Evan: You can do that, but you can't do the robot?
-a crowd around Evan starts laughing-
Evan: I never knew this form could be funny. What did one pile of stuff say to the other?
-crowd waits for answer-
Evan: I'm stuffed!
-crowd laughs even harder-
-Drobot starts doing the robot-
-Evan jumps at Drobot-
-Drobot uses robot to knock Evan away-
-Drobot swings arm-
-Evan jumps on arm-
-Evan jumps on Drobot-
-Evan's foot falls on raspberry button-
Evan: Not again.
-platform springs Evan away-
Evan: Where can you dance in California?
-crowd stops laughing-
Evan: San Frandisco!
-crowd starts laughing again-
-Evan swings on Drobot's leg onto his head-
-Evan presses rose button-
-Drobot shoots burger from hole-
-Drobot starts doing funky chicken-
Evan: Why didn't the flightless bird jump off a plane?
-Evan jumps on Drobot's elbow-
-Drobot flings arm up-
-Evan flings up into sky-
Evan: Because he was too chicken!
-Evan lands on Drobot's head-
-Evan rolls over button, making Drobot do a lot of things at the same time-
Evan: There's only one thing left to do!
-Evan leaps dramatically on red button in slow-motion-
-green liquid pours out of Drobot's head-
-Drobot falls to ground-
-Kevin walks up to Drobot-
Kevin: Oooh, a banana!
-Kevin picks up dancing banana-
Dancing Banana: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
-Kevin eats banana-
-Kevin starts doing swirly dance-
-spin launches Evan into sky-
-characters leap into sky as episode ends-
-Evan falls almost toward ground and freezes-
Kevin: Now do you believe me?
Evan: We'll see.