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A Mourning Serena!
The two voices that annoy the heck out of Ben Tennyson continue to fight each other as they decide on many decisions. After Bellicus accidently gave Chuck Norris the powers of the universe, Bellicus has not yet forgiven Serena, and broke her down to the point of killing her Nyan Cat. Now, Serena seeks her revenge, but this change will be very dangerous for the galaxy….
[Camera cuts to outer space, where Bellicus and Serena float.]
Serena: Decision 300 – Motion to get rid of Planet Chaturn.
Bellicus: Motion denied. I actually like Planet Chaturn.
Serena: Because it has the nuke king, NickFusi0n, hmm?
Bellicus: No. Because it has a Burrito stand. I love Burritos.
Serena: ._.
[3 Days Later]
Serena: Bellicus will never hear these thoughts I am thinking of right now. He’ll never know that I will destroy planet Chaturn and his precious burrito stand. I shall do this in honor of my Nyan Cat. May the Rainbow Fart be with him.
[The Next Day…]
Serena: Good morning Bellicus
Bellicus: Good morning Serena.
Serena: Let’s visit Planet Chaturn.
Bellicus: Okay.
[A little while later…]
Serena: Bellicus has left the chat. Which means he’s drunk with Taco sauce. Perfect.
~ Serena has left Planet Chaturn ~
Serena: Bellicus…
Bellicus: Ugh… too many tacos… I don’t feel good. I feel sick...
Serena: You are… but can I ask a question?
Bellicus: What?
Serena: Motion to destroy planet Chaturn. Yes or no…
Bellicus: Sure. I mean… WHAT? NO!
~ Planet Chaturn has been destroyed ~
Bellicus: HOW DARE YOU
Serena: That’s what you get for killing my Nyan Cat.
Bellicus: WELL IT STARTED ALL WITH YOU
Serena: If you even dare…
Bellicus: I do dare. Cause I’ma bitch.
Serena: UGH YOU IGNORANT LITTLE…
[Suddenly, a portal opens and Upchuck Norris appears. ]
Upchuck Norris: This is the end of Alien X. For too long you two have argued. Now, I’ve had it. You will die today.
Bellicus: Upchuck Norris? How did he…
Serena: Chuck Norris become one with the force. His power must have joined with an upchuck and become thy Upchuck Norris.
[Upchuck Norris opens a portal and Bellicus and Serena fly into it, exiled to a galaxy far far away.]
Upchuck Norris: Now that this petty series has some plot in it… I will destroy all internet memes that stand in my way. And then I will finish off Bellicus and Serena. But first let me get a taco.
[Meanwhile… Bellicus and Serena are heading towards a black hole.]
Bellicus: Fuck you.
Serena: No you.
Bellicus: No you. Like a Boss.
Serena: UGH
[The End.]