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Omnipotent Troubles!
The two voices that annoy the heck out of Ben Tennyson continue to fight each other as they decide on many decisions. Bellicus is always wanting to destroy things, but deals with Serena – and her obsession with the internet famous movie star: Chuck Norris.
In his battle against really creepy fan fiction romance between Norris and Serena, he decides to destroy the universe and give Chuck Norris a chance to not make Bellicus suffer for all eternity….
[Camera cuts to outer space, where Bellicus and Serena float.]
Bellicus: Decision 3321 – blow up the universe and have Chuck Norris fuck all creation.
Serena: Motion Denied.
Bellicus: Why not????
Serena: Cause that would not work with Decision 328282 – have Chuck Norris join us as the voice of love and hunks…
Bellicus: MOTION DENIED
Serena: But why not???
Bellicus: Cause fuck you that’s why.
Serena: You’re so mean.
Bellicus: I know. It’s my job.
~ Chuck Norris has arrived in Alien X ~
Chuck Norris: Sup
Serena: NORRIS! Come check out the bedroom…
Bellicus: Ugh really? Next you’ll want to give him all the powers of the universe.
Serena: Motion to do that.
Bellicus: Motion denied.
Serena: Overruled.
Bellicus: Underruled.
Chuck Norris: Do I get a say in this?
Serena: Motion to destroy the Burger Shack?
Chuck Norris: Umm, hello?
Bellicus: Welll…
Serena: MOTION TO MAKE NORRIS MY HUSBAND AND HAVE ALL THE POWERS OF THE UNIVERSE Bellicus: YES, I mean no I mean… oh god…
Chuck Norris: Goodbye, Losers.
~ Chuck Norris has left Alien X due to the fact he’s too cool for Bellicus and Serena now ~
Bellicus: …
Serena: Thank you Bellicus.
Bellicus: FUCK YOU SERENA.
[The End]