Anatidaephobia is the first part of episode 3 of the series Plumbers . It is paired with Babyfied.
Sartan is playing catch with Peixes. The ball flies towards Cibus.
Peixes: Cibus, DUCK!!!
Cibus: AHH! Don't let him look at me!
Ledus: So you are Anatidaephoic. Scared that ducks are somehow, somewhere looking at you. Come on, go to the psychologist.
Ledus goes to the psychologist with Cibus.
Psychologist: Why are you scared or staring ducks so much?
Cibus: When I was five, I went to the kitchen, and I saw a duck out of the window. He looked at me and-
Ledus: And then what?
Cibus: I was so creeped out I ran under my bed and swore to never let a duck look at me.
Ledus: What the heck?
Psychologist: Uhuh. Let's let you overcome the fear. Meet the school duck, Melvin. (pulls out a duck from beneath his table)
Ledus: He was always under the table?
Psychologist: You don't know what else is under there... Cibus, let the duck stare at you.
Cibus: AHHH!! (runs away and hides under his bed) I don't want a duck to see me ever again!
Cibus went asleep. When he woke up, noone was in the room.
Cibus: Where is everybody? (goes out into the hallway, sees his hypnotized friends working for a duck)
Duck: Work harder! I want my statue done in three hours!
Cibus: OH MY GOD YOU ARE A HYPNODUCK!!!!!!!
Duck: I have a name you know.
Cibus: OH MY GOD YOU ARE MELVIN THE HYPNODUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Melvin: That doesn't sound scary.
Cibus: How about OH MY GOD YOU ARE MELVIN THE HYPNODUCK OF DOOM!!!!
Melvin: That's scary. Now, I hypnotized your friends, and they worship me! Muhahahaha!
Cibus: Let them go! (shoots electricity, but Melvin blocks it with a laser)
They fight for half an hour.
Melvin: This will never work.
Cibus: How will we finish it?
Melvin: A staring contest. Muhahaha!
Cibus: I must overcome my fear, but okay!
They stared into each others eyes.
Melvin: You are under my control... What? Aww you are too stupid for that!
Then Melvin blinked
Melvin: No I didn't blink! You just made me so there will be a happy ending, Omernoy! You stink!
Cibus: You shouldn't do that, he controls what happens in the story.
Melvin: I don't carekgsdgunkyngymudsgfynsdamfgki7sdngusmgailgs,msa
Cibus: Told you!
Then Melvin had a fatal heart attack and he died.
Cibus: That's not fair!
Okay, Melvin had a spare heart. Happy, Cibus?
Melvin stared into Cibus's eyes, and after two hours of staring, Cibus remembered he didn't eat breakfast and he ate Melvin.
Cibus: That's a good ending!
Everyone was unhypnotized and Cibus was cured from his fear of ducks.
THE END. REAL THIS TIME.
- Melvin the Hypnoduck of Dooooom!!!
- Anatidaephobia is a fake fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is staring at you, originating in the comic panel The Far Side. Original Anatidaephobia pic link here: Anatidaephobia pic link.