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Anatidaephobia is the first part of episode 3 of the series Plumbers . It is paired with Babyfied.

Plot

Sartan is playing catch with Peixes. The ball flies towards Cibus.

Peixes: Cibus, DUCK!!!

Cibus: AHH! Don't let him look at me!

Ledus: So you are Anatidaephoic. Scared that ducks are somehow, somewhere looking at you. Come on, go to the psychologist.

Ledus goes to the psychologist with Cibus.

Psychologist: Why are you scared or staring ducks so much?

Cibus: When I was five, I went to the kitchen, and I saw a duck out of the window. He looked at me and-

Ledus: And then what?

Cibus: I was so creeped out I ran under my bed and swore to never let a duck look at me.

Ledus: What the heck?

Psychologist: Uhuh. Let's let you overcome the fear. Meet the school duck, Melvin. (pulls out a duck from beneath his table)

Ledus: He was always under the table?

Psychologist: You don't know what else is under there... Cibus, let the duck stare at you.

Cibus: AHHH!! (runs away and hides under his bed) I don't want a duck to see me ever again!

Cibus went asleep. When he woke up, noone was in the room.

Cibus: Where is everybody? (goes out into the hallway, sees his hypnotized friends working for a duck)

Duck: Work harder! I want my statue done in three hours!

Cibus: OH MY GOD YOU ARE A HYPNODUCK!!!!!!!

Duck: I have a name you know.

Cibus: OH MY GOD YOU ARE MELVIN THE HYPNODUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Melvin: That doesn't sound scary.

Cibus: How about OH MY GOD YOU ARE MELVIN THE HYPNODUCK OF DOOM!!!!

Melvin: That's scary. Now, I hypnotized your friends, and they worship me! Muhahahaha!

Cibus: Let them go! (shoots electricity, but Melvin blocks it with a laser)

They fight for half an hour.

Melvin: This will never work.

Cibus: How will we finish it?

Melvin: A staring contest. Muhahaha!

Cibus: I must overcome my fear, but okay!

They stared into each others eyes.

Melvin: You are under my control... What? Aww you are too stupid for that!

Then Melvin blinked

Melvin: No I didn't blink! You just made me so there will be a happy ending, Omernoy! You stink!

Cibus: You shouldn't do that, he controls what happens in the story.

Melvin: I don't carekgsdgunkyngymudsgfynsdamfgki7sdngusmgailgs,msa

Cibus: Told you!

Then Melvin had a fatal heart attack and he died.

THE END.

Cibus: That's not fair!

Okay, Melvin had a spare heart. Happy, Cibus?

Cibus: Sure!

Melvin stared into Cibus's eyes, and after two hours of staring, Cibus remembered he didn't eat breakfast and he ate Melvin.

Cibus: That's a good ending!

Everyone was unhypnotized and Cibus was cured from his fear of ducks.

THE END. REAL THIS TIME.

Characters

  • Cibus
  • Ledus
  • Peixes
  • Sartan
  • Psychologist

Villains

  • Melvin the Hypnoduck of Dooooom!!!

Trivia

  • Anatidaephobia is a fake fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is staring at you, originating in the comic panel The Far Side. Original Anatidaephobia pic link here: Anatidaephobia pic link.
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