DA MOST FREAKING INSANE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL FOR Ben 10: Stupidity Force!!!!! Written by Omi and Ancy.
Ben discovers what is Christmas, and he goes on a quest with Gwen, Kevin, Eggy, Julie and Max to find Santa Claus in the North Pole. But they are attacked by the Santa Claustrophobs, a group of people (people who dress as Santa in malls) who don't want Santa woken and his evil secret revealed.
(Ben): GWEN KEVIN I NEED HELP
(Kevin): Are you constipated again?
(Ben): No. Why is it snowing? And there is so much light stuffs in the street?
(Kevin): 1. It's winter moron. 2. It's Christmas.
(Ben): And why do I keep feeling spirits?
(Kevin): Like Christmas Spirits?
(Ben): No, it's great grampa Joe's spirits. Gimme a massage grampa.
(Great Grandpa Joe): Okay... Len.
(Ben): My name is Ben, NOT LEN
(Great Grandpa Joe): I love you too son.
(Ben): YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER FGRGFBGSRGSFDGDSFGS
(Ben): What's Christmas?
So, Gwen starts explaining it in very very veyr very very long speeches.
(Gwen): Got it?
(Gwen): Ugh. Let's give you the highlights. This is some guys birthday and there is a fat man giving people presents.
(Gwen): He's called Santa Claus, and by legend he travels through a reinder carrage and gives presents to the kids who were good.
(Ben): Where does he live?
(Gwen): Um, the North Pole.
(Ben): WE MUST FIND HIM SO HE CAN GIVE ME LOTS OF PRESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEENTS
(Kevin): Well, he doesn't exist.
(Ben): Yes he does! WE WILL PROVE IT!
(Kevin): It's an URBAN legend. Never exists, never will.
(Ben): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I tell you, we must find him!
(Gwen): How about just doing Christmas shopping now?
They drove to the mall.
(Ben): I want an pickle and a toaster. And fifty tons of peanut butter.
(Ben): I want a toasted pickle with peanut butter!
(Kevin): How about buying something NORMAL.
(Ben): NO U
(Kevin): We can't buy-
(Ben): Wait...... SANTA?
Ben ran towards Santa
(Ben): OMG SANTA I WAS A VERY GOOD BOY AND I SAVED THE WORLD LIKE FIFTEEN TIMES AND SAVED THE PRINCESS FROM DEMISE ALL BYMYSELF WITH NO ADVICE
(Santa): Who the heck are you?
(Ben): I'm Ben Tennyson. GIMME THE FREAKIN PRESENTS.
(Santa): You are 16. Aren't you a bit old?
(Santa): Get in line if you want a picture.
There was a fifty meter long line.
(Ben): I WANT A PRESENT! NOT A PICTURE! RAAAAAAAH (transform) TERRASPIN!
Terraspin blew a wind attack and most people flew away.
(Little Kid): Mommy the turtle monster is making daddy fly away!
Terraspin sat on Santa's lap.
(Terraspin): Okay Santa I want a toaster, a pickle, and fifty tons of peanut butter-no wait I want a hundred pickles, two toasters and fifty one tons of peanut butter.
(Santa): AHH YOURE INSANE
Santa started running away.
(Terraspin): NO COME BACK SANTA
Terraspin started flying after Santa, and broke a hole through the wall.
(Santa): LEAVE ME ALONE
(Terraspin): Show me your presents fat man!
(Gwen): Ben! Stop!
Gwen fired mana to stop Terraspin.
(Terraspin): LOL FAIL IM INVULNERABLE AGAINST MAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIC! I'm invincible!!!!
(Santa): Dude. STOP.
(Terraspin): I want my freaking presents!
(Kevin): BEN STOP!
Kevin absorbed metal, and punched Terraspin.
(Terraspin): I'm not gonna battle you.
(Kevin): Run old guy who dresses as Santa!
(Terraspin): OKAY NOW IM MAD
Terraspin battled Kevin!
(Gwen): Ben, I'll prove this guy isn't santa. REALIUS DEFICIFICIFIFICIFICIFFICFICIFCFIFICICICIO!
(Terraspin): I'm still invincible against mana. (reverts) Okay not anymore. AHHHHH IM HEARING STUFFZ IN MY BRAIN
(Gwen): It means the thing you thought was wwrrrrrrrrrrong.
(Ben): NO! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
(Santa Guy): YAY! Ugh, I'm soooooooo getting myself fired.
(Ben): I think.... we must find Santa. In the North Pole.
(Kevin): Well how exactly?
(Ben): Me, you two, Eggy, Max and Julie.
(Gwen): Oh, cool.
(Kevin): Ben, this is useless. Santa isn't real, and we'll miss two days of the celebration because of this.
(Ben): We need proof! People still try to find the Loch Ness monster even though some think he's fake! And Bigfoot!
(Kevin): HE DOES NOT EXIST.
(Kevin): I'm telling you he doesn't exist!
(Ben): (transform) RATH! LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING KEVIN, SANTA CLAUS IS REAL AND RATH WILL PROVE IT!
(Kevin): I can beat you. I don't want to go in a senseless mission.
5 minutes later.
Kevin is bruised and Rath is roaring.
(Kevin): Okay.... let's go do it.
(Ben): First let's go get Eggy and Julie!
(Julie): Um, Ben. Santa isn't real.
(Ben): HE IS REAL
(Julie): He isn'-
(Ben): (transform) HUMUNGOUSAUR! SANTA IS REAL BECAUSE I SAID SO!
(Julie): BEN I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND
(Humungousaur): NO U
(Humungousaur): I AM YOUR FATHER
(Humungousaur): I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WERE A HAPYP FAMILY
(Kevin): Now let's go find Max.
(Gwen): Max was in the Plumbers base for two monthes.
(Ben): That explains it.
(Kevin): Explains what?
(Ben): Explains why is this schnitzel blue.
(Ben): LET'S GO TO PLUMBERS BASE WOOT
They flew to the Plumbers base, and met Max with Magister Hulka.
(Ben): HI MAX
(Max): Hi Ben.
(Ben): Will you go with me to find Santa?
(Ben): I want to find Santa in the North Pole so I need help.
(Max): Santa doesn't exist.
(Ben): He does!
(Max): Who's that bird over there?
(Ben): Eggy. He's my awesome pet.
(Gwen): Um, Grandpa, Ben is insane now after he was attacked by Clancy.
(Ben): Let's pull all the toilet paper off!
(Max): Okaaaaay. I do deserve a vacattion, let's go.
They went on the spaceship, and flew off. They flew and reached the North Pole.
(Guy in Santa Dress): Who are you?
(Kevin): Not santa.
(Santa Dress Guy): I'm not Santa.
(Ben): I want to find Santa.
(Santa Dress Guy): Oh, cool.
(Julie): Ben, I told you he doesn't ex-
(Ben): (transform) EATLE! HE DOES EXIST RAAAAAAAAH
(Eatle): Let's do it.
(Santa Dress Guy): How did you do that?
(Santa Dress Guy): Err...
(Eatle): Now let's find him!
(Santa Dress Guy): You aren't finding anyone.
His suit transformed, and he suddenly became a robot suit guy.
(Ben): OMG LOOK!
(Gwen/Kevin): OH NO!
(Ben): IT'S TOASTED PICKLE WITH PEANUT BUTTER!
Ben pointed to a toasted pickle with peanut butter, but then Robo Santa Dress Guy blocked it with his large foot.
(RSDG): Oh no you don't! I got that toasted pickle with peanut butter from my mom's aunt's grandmother's college roommate's son's robot's kitten's cousin!
(Ben): GIMME THAT PICKLED PEANUT BUTTER WITH TOAST!
(RSDG): It's a toasted pickle with peanut butter.
(Ben): THEN I WANT IT EVEN MOAR *transform* HEATBLAST! RAAAAHHH
His arm fell off.
(Heatblast): LOL! *transform* CANNONBOLT!
He rolled through some Christmas presents, and grabbed a red flower from one of them.
(Cannonbolt): Fiah Cannonbolt!
(RSDG): That's not a fire flower!
(Cannonbolt): PEW PEW PEW PEW
(RSDG): STOP IT
(Cannonbolt): *transform* Cheesewheel!
(RSDG): NUU I'M ALLERGIC
(Cheesewheel): To cheese?
(RSDG): TO MILK
Robo Santa Dress Guy explodes and Ben turns back.
(Ben): YAY ROASTED PICKLE WITH PEANUT BUTTER
The roasted pickle with peanut butter teleports away.
(Gwen): What now?
(Ben): *transform* JETRAY! TO DA NORTH POLEEEEEEE
(Gwen): Ben wait!
Jetray flies away.
(Kevin): To the Rust Bucket 3! We must go after him!
They run to the Rust Bucket 3, and chase Ben, who stops at the post office.
(Kevin): Ben, what are you doing here?
(Jetray): Writing my letter to Santa!
He then flies away again, and Kevin and Gwen go after him. Now he's at the supermarket.
(Gwen): WHAT NOW
(Jetray): MILK UND COOKIES YAH!
He then flies away again.
(Kevin): This is gonna take some time.
(Gwen): Look! He's finally flying to the North Pole!
(Kevin): AFTAH HIM
They fly after him.
(Jetray): AHHHHHHHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE IGET THE PRESENTS!
(Kevin): BEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IS SANTA
(Jetray): Well.... I KNOW WHAT TO DO (lands)
The spaceship landed.
(Ben): (transform) DITTO! (clones a lot) CLONES SEARCH FOR SANTA NYOOOOOOOOW
(Gwen): Hey Kevin, wanna see something fun?
(Gwen): (steps on a ditto clone's foot)
(All Ditto Clone): OW OW OW MY MY MY FOOT FOOT FOOT!!!!!!
(Kevin): Let me try. (kicks a Ditto in the groin)
(All Ditto Clones): OW KEVIN THAT REALLY REALLY HURT!
All Ditto clones jumped on Kevin and started punching him.
Four santa dress guys came.
(Santaguys): Santa's secret shall never be discovered!
Their suits became robotic.
(Ditto): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- Whatever. CLONES ATTACK!
All the clones jumped on one Santa guy. The santa guy fired a laser.
(Dittos): AHOHWOHWOHAOHWOAHOWH THAT HURT
(Kevin): Maybe you shouldn't become Ditto.
(Ditto): Nowaydittoisawesome (clones jump on another santa guy and get hit) OLWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOW THIS HURTS
Eggy layde down on the floor and shot an egg from his butt. He rocketedd and hit a Santa Guy. Gwen fires mana stuffz and the Santa guy flicked them away. Kevin absorbed ice and hit a Santa Guy, but the santa guy pulledout a heat cannon.
(Kevin): I'm meeeeeeeeeelttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiing
(Ditto): NOOOOOOOOO KEVIN (transform) ARTICGUANA! (refreezes Kevin)
(Kevin): great I'm even more frozen.
Articguana froze abunch of Santa guys but they melted the ice.
(Santaguy): NO ONE DISCOVERS HIS SECRET
(Articguana): EGGY POOPTIME
Articguana took Eggy and threw him over the Santa Guys. He layed an egg and the Santa guys flew backwards. The ice was sorta destroyed.
(Gwen): The ice is there! ICEUS BREAKUS
The ice broke. The gang went into it.
(Articguana): YAYZ SAAAAANTAAAAAAAAA
Articguana went down into the hole and found........nothing.
(Articguana): wuuuuut. WHERE IS SANTA?
(Gwen): I think I could trace him.
(Articguana): You can trace him? WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT BEFORE?
(Gwen): ..........shut up. REDWHITECLOTHUS FATBEARDMANUS FIIINDIUS! (eyes glow) And.... there's Santa in the whole North Pole.
(Articguana): Wut. NOOOOOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
(Gwen): I'm sorry Ben.
(Santa Guys): Hehe.
(Articguana): Let's return home.
(Julie): Did I really have to come here?
(Articguana): SHUT UP YES
Later, the gang was in home.
(Ben): I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ISN'T ANY SANTA
(Ben): I'm going outside.
Ben walked outside.
(Ben): I WANT A REAL FREAKIN SANTA FLRGHRGBGRHRG! I'LL JUST FIND HIM MYSELF (transform) LURNIIIIIIIT! I WILL DISCOVER HIM
A Galvanic Mechmorph came.
(Galvanic Mechomorph): I know where santa is.
(Lurnit): WHO ARE YOU (fires laser from trident)
(Mechomorph): STOP IT I KNOW WHERE HE IS
(Lurnit): WHO ARE YOU
(Mechmorph): I am Jeve Stobs.
(Lurnit): WUT RAAAAAAAAAH (fires lasur)
(Jeve): Santa isn't in the North Pole. He's in the SOUTH pole.
(Jeve): I know it since I'm on Google Earth all day.
(Lurnit): Ok let me get everyone
(Julie): How did i
(Lurnit): GUYZ JEVE KNOWS WHERE IS SANTA HE'S IN THE SOUTH POLE
(Lurnit): YES SHUT UP
Everyone found themselves in the South Pole. There were even MORE Santa guys.
(Lurnit): Oh fudge.
(Santaguys): Nice thinking. You'll never find him.
(Lurnit): O RLY
Lurnit created an ice shield.
(Julie): Now what?
(Lurnit): I never understood this alien anyways.
The santa guys broke through the ice!
(Santaguy): HE WILL NEVER BE FOUND FLGRHBRHFRGHFBRH
(Lurnit): RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (number 3 appears in mid air) Wut.
(Lurnit): I DON'T GET THIS ALIEN (transform) EKKKKKKKK
Ek extended his spoons and battled some Santaguys. Kevin absorbed ice again and battled the santa guys.
(Julie): What am I supposed to do?
(Ship): SHIP SHIP
(Julie): Oh right
Ship gave Julie a suit and she battled the Santa Guys.
(Santaguys): RAAAAAAAAH ENOOOOOOOOOUGGGH
All Santaguys combined into a huge...mega.. SANTA ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ek): OHMAHGAWD (evolves) ULTIMATE EKKKKK
Ultimate Ek fired pineapple spikes at the robot, and hit it with his tail.
(Gwen): Jeve, help us!
Jeve crawled towards the robot, and took over it. But the santa guys threw him out!
(Jeve): It's too hard.
(Ult. Ek): AHHH
(Gwen): Wait... BEN! TURN INTO LODESTAR!
(Ult. Ek): uh okay (transform) LODESTAR!
(Lodestar): I'll kill you kn-(starts slipping) AHH WTFUDGE MAN
Lodestar started slipping andwas being pulled to an invisible force!
The gang ran after Ben. The Santabot ran and jumped towards Lodestar.
Lodestar suddenly stopped.
(Lodestar): I'M MAGNETISED!
(Max): The polarity of Earth probably did it to him.
(Santabot): I'll kill you before you discover the secret!
The santabot ran towards Lodestar and almost crushed him, but there was a hole in the ice. The Santa bot fell down.
(Lodestar): HAHA (ice underneath him breaks too) NOOOOOOOOOO!
Lodestar was in a hole in the ice. There were caves around.
(Lodestar): GAH I'M STILL MAGNETISED (reverts) HOLY CRUD THIS IS COLD (transform) THE PERCOLATING COFFEE GUY! Now this is warmer.
Everyone jumped in the hole too.
(Jeve): Caves huh.
(Max): We should hurry. Before the Santa Claustrophobs wake up.
(Gwen): The what?
(Max): The santa guys.
(TPCG): How did you know that?
(Max): Remember our adventure when you were 10? In summer? With the elves?
(Max): The guy who made me Santa told me about the Santa Claustrophobs. And they are these guys.
(Max): Gwen, trace for Santa Claus.
(Gwen): REDWHITECLOTHUS FATBEARDMANUS FIIINDIUS! (eyes glow) Santa's in one of those caves
(TPCG): OMG YUS
TPCG shot some coffee and melted off the ice. The gang entered a cave.
They started walking in the cave. When they were gone, the Santabot woke up.a
(Santabots): Santimus Clime... MUST NEVER BE FOUND(rushes through the caves)
IN DA CAVE
(TPCG): When this finishes can I have a toasted peanut butter pickle?
(TPCG): BUT SANTA IS REAL OWNED IN YER FACE BEACH
(Kevin): Aw fudge you.
(TPCG): Can I have a pickle with fudge?
The Santabot came running behind them!
(Santabot): SANTIMUS CLIME WILL NEVER BE FOUND!
(TPCG): FIND SANTA FOR ME I'LL KICK THE ROBOTS BUUUTT
(Santabots): OH REALLY
TPCG battled the Santabot. TPCG fired coffee at the Santa bot but it melted some ice. The Santa bot fired an ice missle, and TPCG absorbed it. He fired...COLD COFFEE.
(Santabot): COLD COFFFEEEEEEE? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(TPCG): OH YEAH
TPCG jumped and punchd the Santabot. The santabot flew backwards, and made a huge hole through the ice. Ben, Kevin, Jeve and the Santabot fell into a hole. There was a frozen pod inside.
(TPCG): What's this?
TPCG fired coffee and melted off the ice. Inside was.... SANTA CLAU
(TPCG): Oh. My. God. I can die happy now.
(Santabot): WELL..... YOU WILLL!
A huge slab of ice smashed the santabot.
Max and Gwen jumped down. Eggy and Julie came too.
(TPCG): SAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAA (smashes pod) SAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAA GIMMME PRESENTS!
(Santa): Ho..ho...ho... Hello. And thanks for rescuing me from the icy grave. Now, I canfinally battle Eastertron!
Santa started to... TRANSFORM. He became bigger and bigger. And he became the size of a Transformer!
(Santa): I am not Santa. Santa is just my vehicle form. My real name is Santimus Clime. I am a Transfornament from the planet Vacatron, and I am leader of the Wintautobots. We battle the evil Eggceptions, lead by their leader, Eastertron!
(Gwen): Why are you battling them?
(Santimus): Because of the Thankspark Turkey. A very powerful turkey that turns any ornament or furniture... a Transfornament!
(Kevin): Wow. This is the weirdest Christmas ever.
(Santimus): Now after I am awaken, we can continue our battle! But first, we must awaken the other Wintautobots.
(Jeve): How exactly?
(Santimus): The ice spaceship!
Suddenly, the place around them started transforming, and became an ICE SPACESHIP.
The ice spaceship took off.
(Santimus): Now, to fly to Vacatron, to awaken all Wintautobots!
The spaceship flew to Vacatron. The Santabot was crushed under ice.
(Santabot): No.. now war will break on Earth... Alert all Santa Claustrophobs.
So this radio signal thingy shot out of his head that contacted the Santa Claustrophobs. Anyways, BEN WAS IN SPACE!
(Ben): I'M IN SPACE! WHEEEEEEEEE
(Gwen): Ben, you've been in space like a million times.
(Ben): I WANNA GO A TWO MILLION TIMES
(Santimus): What's up with him?
(Gwen): Stupified by some bug guy.
(Santimus): Wow. That sounds like some stupid plot a couple of weird guys would think of for a fanfic.
(Gwen): You have no idea.
(Santimus): And you never thought of the idea to just take his weapon from him?
(Gwen): Huh. No. I should think about that...
(Ben): IS THERE JUICE IN SPACE?
(Ben): IS THERE SPACE IN JUICE?
(Gwen): If it will make you shut up, yes.
(Ben): I have to go pee pee.
(Gwen): What now?
(Ben): I drank to much juice space.
(Gwen): There is no juice in space, ok!?
(Ben): But you said-
(Gwen): I LIED, OK!
(Ben): You -you lied?
He ran into the bathroom, crying.
(Kevin): You made him upset.
(Gwen): Oh shut up, Kevin.
(Ship Computer System): We have arrived at Vacatron.
Through the window, the looked at a weird planet with a purple smoke around it.
(Gwen): What the matter?
(Santimus): That purple smoke... That means... The Eggcepticons are already here.
(Santimus): Every1, back to your cage!
(Santimus): Anyways, Eggcepticons.
Ben comes out of the toilet.
(Ben): Gwen, I'm giving you a chance to forgive me- OMG A BOUNCY BALL GIMME GIMME!
(Gwen): First of all, I am not forgiving you, second, that's Vacatron, third, we must defeat the Eggcepticons.
(Ben): OK (transform) T-REX RAWR
(Kevin): Let's go!
The ship blased to Vacatron, where cannons opened up and started blastin'.
(Gwen): Ben, go Upgrade or something!
He jumps out of the ship, onto the planet, and crashed into a room where Eastertron is having a tea party.
(Eastertron): Would you like some tea, Mr. Softy? You too, Miss Magic Beam? Or you, Sir Rainbow Knight?
And then Ben.
(Eastertron): OMG! I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH- I MEAN DESTROYING THESE TOYS! Go away.
He punched Eastertron in the face.
(Eastertron): HEY THAT HURTS! WANNA FIGHT?
(Eastertron): I take that as a yes.
T-Rex ran towards Eastertron. Eastertron transformed and fired a laser at T-Rex. T-Rex ducked, and hit Eastertron with his tail.
(Eastertron): EGGECPTICONS ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK
A bunch of eggs came. They transformed.
(T-Rex): OMG TOO MUCH (evolve) ULTIMATE T-REX! BAGAHK
(Eastertron): A chicken? Seriously?
(Ult. T-Rex): YUS
(Max): How about we take it from here.
Max started stepping on eggs. Julie did too and so did Gwen and Kevin.
(Santimus): I'll battle Eastertron!
(Ult. T-Rex): I'LL BATTLE TOO
Ultimate T-Rex breathed. Santimus fired a present from his present cannon.
(Ult. T-Rex): I VANT PREZENTS
Ult. T-Rex ate some seeds.
(Eastertron): Are you sure this is the Tyrannosaurus's evolved form?
(Ult. T-Rex): YUS
A bunch of Eggcepticons jumped on Ben. Ult. T-Rex flapped his wings and the Eggcepticons were SMASHED.
(Eastertron): STOP DESTROYING MY EGGCEPTICONS FLRBGRFHGRFRFGHRF
Santimus battled Eastertron.
(Ult. T-Rex): Eh. This guy sucks. (transforms) REO!
REO created Oreo shurikens and smashed Eggcepticons. REO then created a cream wave and hit Eastertron. Eastertron ate the cream. REO fired more Oreos and attacked Eastertron. Eastertron fired eggs at REO, making REO all egg-insides covered.
(REO): FUDGE HE'S TOO STRONG (evolves) REØ!
REØ hit Eastertron with his hammar, and it smashed Eastertron's leg.
REØ smashed Eastertron a couple of more times.
(Eastertron): I will get my revenge!
(Santimus): Well, now to find the Thankspark Turkey.
They gang went on the ice spaceship. It flew off.
(Eastertron): GAH I MUST GET MY REVENGE! (pulls out phone) Eggcepticons, ATTACK EARTH!
DUN DUN DUUUN
A woman opened the fridge, and out of it came Eggcepticons! Eggs all over Earth started transforming and turning into Eggcepticons!
The Ice spaceship landed in a desert.
(Gwen): This is Area 51...
(Santimus): THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHERE IS THE THANKSPPARK IS HERE!
(Julie): Guys, I got some bad news. (pulls out iPod)
A vid was playing of the news.
(Newsman): EGGS ALL OVER EARTH ARE TRANSFORMING INTO ROBOTS! And now for Jerry with the sports.
(Santimus): THEY ARE ATTACKING!
(Ben): LET'S SAVE EARTH (transform) THE MOST USELESS ALIEN OF ALL TIME!
(Gwen): C'mon Ben! Do something useful! Waybig or somethin'.
(TMUAOAT):OK SURE (transform) ULTIMATE WAY BIG
(Gwen): No normal Way Big first?
(UWB): POOP YOU THE ULTIMATRIX IS MY SLAVE
He jumps onto Earth.
(UWB): EGGS! BOW DOWN TO ME!
The eggs jumped onto Ben.
(UWB): HELP MEEEEEEEE
The ship arrived and shot some eggs off of Ben.
(UWB): K THANKS GUYS I HAZ AN IDEA
He ran to a farm, grabbed some pigs, and then to an electricity company.
(UWB): GIMME YOUR ELECTRICITY
(Guy): Cool sure.
(UWB): K THANKS DUDE
He grabbed a pipe that that old guy gave him, threw the pigs at the eggs, and then fired electricity through the pipe. They combined into eggs and bacon.
(UWB): YAY WE DEFEATED THEM
(Eastertron): BUT NOT MEEEEE
He came from the sky.
(UWB): YOU AGAIN
(Eastertron): COME AT ME BRO
SUDDENLY A TRUCK CAME WITH A HUGE BANANA PEEL ON IT
(Random dude): And here is the worlds largest banana peel!
UWB slipped on it.
(UWB): OH FUUUUUUUUUUDGE
UWB slipped and destroyed whole Area 51.
(Eastertron): NOW TO FIND THE THANKSPARK!
Eastertron ran towards Area 51. He opened a cage, and out of it came a pumpkin head guy.
(Pumpinguy): YAY I'M FREEEEE
(Eastertron): WHERE IS THE THANKSPARK?
(Pumpkin): Oh.... um it's on the moon.
Eastertron transformed into a bunny and jumped to the moon.
(UWB): Oh fudge... we can't stop him now.
(Kevin): WE SHOULD!
(Santimus): I'm afraid we've been beaten..
Ben reverted to human.
(Max): Wait... if you are the leader of the Wintautobots.... where are they?
(Santimus): All over Earth.
(Ben): HOW ABOUT CALLING THEM
(Santimus): OH RIGHTZ
All over Earth, Christmas trees and ornaments started TRANSFORMING. They flew towards Area 51.
(Treebot): SANTIMUS! YOU ARE BACK!
(Santimus): Yes, Bumbletree. But Eastertron has gotten the Thankspark on the moon!
(Bumbletree): OH NO
(Julie): How will we get to the moon?
(Ben): Easy. (transform) INFINITE EK!
They all appeared on the moon.
(Eastertron): HAHA! NOW IT'S TOO LATE!
He pulled out a turkey, and pointed it towards the sun. Suddenly, a LOT of eggs came flying from Earth.
(Eastertron): MWAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THE EGGCEPTICONS ARMY IS TOTALLY FULL
(Infinite Ek): Not if I can do something about it. (clones himself) DIEEEEEEEEEE
There was a really epic war which I can't describe because it was too much, so imagine a war between a bunch of robotic eggs, Transfornaments, a really powerful pineapple platypus, a santa transformer, and Gwen and Kevin. Yeah it's epic.
BUT AT THE END
The Eggcepticons were all broken, and Santimus took the Thankspark.
(Santimus): Now, I will destroy the thankspark!
(Eastertron): I can't let him...
Eastertron used the last bit of his strength to take the Thankspark.
(Eastertron): BYEYAH SUCKAHS (teleports with Thankspark)
And he also teleported with Santimus and Ben.
(Infinite Ek): RAAAAAAH
Eastertron showed him a hologram of his weakness.
(Infinite Ek) NOOOOOOO
(Easterttron): I am the only one who uses the Thankspark for it's full power!
(Santimus): Melting very evolved Lfs?
(Eastertron): NO! THIS IS SO POWERFUL! MORE THAN JUST TURNING EVERYTHING ROBOTIC! How about having the worlds largest robot army ever! You could rule galaxies!
(Santimus): Well...NO WAY.
(Eastertron): And you know what else is good with this thing?
(Infinite Ek):I'M MELTING! SOMEONE?
(Eastertron): If I press a button, ALL TURKEYS ON EARTH WILL DETONATE!
(Infinite Ek) : (evolves) SUPERDUPER AWESOME ULTIMATE EK! NO WAAY MAN!
(Santimus): Even Turkey will detonate?
(Eastertron): There's a country named Turkey? I guess that's where the turkey came from! BADAM PSS
(Eastertron): OH FUDGE YOU GUYZ
(Santimus): Well... I could use infinite power.
(SAUE); NO WAYYYYY
SAUE jumped, and fired a flaming pineapple, burning Eastertron.
(Eastertron): AH NO WAY
(Santimus): You know what? Our battle has been useless. We can work together. TO CREATE THE BIGGEST ARMY EVER!
(Eastertron): YES! NOW HOW WILL YOU STOP US!
(SAUE): I CAN'T STOP BOTH... I MUST USE SOMEONE MORE USEFUL (transform) THE ULTIMATE MOST USELESS ALIEN OF ALL TIMES!
(Santimus): EASTERTTRON! YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
(Santimus): The day Vacatron lines up with Kipurous! And there's a solar eclipse! AND THERE'S AN EQUINOX!
(Eastertron): THAT ONLY HAPPENS EVERY 27 YEARS!
(Santimus): Let's watch it together. It only lasts for 10 minutes
(TUMUOAT): I'm feeling... POWERFUL. I can even throw this buliding!
He threw the building.
(TUMUAOAT): I'M SUPER FAST TOO! AND I CAN FIRE LASERS FROM MY EYES! I'M NOT USELESS ANYMORE! I'M EPIC! NO ONE'S GOING TO MAKE AN INFINITE ARMY HERE!
TUMUAOAT ran around both of them, creating a tornado, and fired lasers at them/
(TUMUAOAT): I HATE YOU GUYS!
TUMUAOAT then punched Eastertron, and he flew into space. Then he fired some lasers and Eastertron was cut in half.
(TUMUAOAT): NOW FOR YOU SANTIMUS
(Santimus): NO WAIT
(TUMUAOAT): If you don't want to get killed... GIMME PRESENTS!
(Santimus): Ugh. Okay.
He gave him everything he ever wanted.
(TUMUAOAT): NOW TO GO BACK TO EARTH
(Santimus): hehe.... he forgot about the Thankspark...
(Guy): NOT REALLY
THE GUY WAS MAX! Max put handcufffs on Santimus.
(Max): You are going to Plumbers jail for robberies.
(Santimus): WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROBBERIES?
(Max): You enter the chimneys and steal stuff from people.
Max took him to Plumbers jail.
(TUMUAOAT): YAYZ! I GOT SO MUCH PRESENTS
(Max): Now let's go back to Earth.
(Ben): WITH MAH PRESENTS
Max went on a spaceship with Ben and all his presents. They landed back on Earth.
(Ben): THIS WAS THE EPICEST CHRISTMAS EVAH
(Kevin): This was the weirdest Christmas ever.
(Gwen): And Thanksgiving, Easter and Halloween.
(Jeve): Wait... Ben, you used almost every alien you had!
(Ben): REALLY? Lemme see... YES I DID! EXCEPT...(transform) WESTERN CORN ROOTWORM! LET'S RIDE TOWARDS THE SUNSET HORSIE!
They rode towards the sunset.
(Kevin): I hope we'll make it through Easter.
(Julie): Now what?
(Gwen): I dunno.
(Max): How about actually celebrating Christmas?
(Kevin): Oh... okay.
MEANWHILE IN SPACE
A half of Eastertron was floating through space. An egg flew towards him, and transformed. The Eggcepticons pulled one half, and connected it to the other.
- Ultimate Ek
- The Percolating Coffee Guy
- Ult. T-Rex
- The Most Useless Alien Of All Time
- Ultimate Way Big
- Infinite Ek
- Superduper Awesome Ultimate Ek
- The Ultimate Most Useless Alien of All Time
- Western Corn Rootworm
- Jeve Stobs
- Santimus Clime
- Every1 (minor)
- Santa Claustrophobs