Planet of the Useless

Planet of the Useless is the 59th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Summary
Something is wrong with The Most Useless Alien of All Time, and Ben, Rook and Kevin go and investigate it on Wafflemaker!

Plot
Ben, Rook, Gwen and Kevin are fighting Nyancy Chan.

(Ben): What. The. Fudge.

(Nyancy Chan): Meow. RISE MY CAT MINIONS AND KILL THOSE GUYS

(Ben): Not so fast, Nyancy Chan! (transforms) Da- The Most Useless Alien of All Time. I thought I could kil you with a cat for irony.

(Kevin): Um, Ben? Why is The Most Useless Alien's circle glowing red instead of green?

(TMUAOAT): What? (looks up) Oh... OH NO. Kevin, Rook, come with me to Wafflemaker, we must save the Uselessaliens!

(Rook): Uselessaliens?

(TMUAOAT): Yes, Rook. They are in trouble! (transforms) LEAPYEAR!

(Kevin): What does that even help us?

(Leapyear): Because I can just UBERJUMP to Wafflemaker!

(Rook): What about Ms. Tennyson?

(Leapyear): They're girls, they will eventually talk about One Direction or something.

He grabbed Kevin and Rook and UBERJUMPED! The jump was so strong it created a small earthquake wher he jumped from.

(Gwen): Soooooo... Crazy cat lady, huh?

MEANWHILE LEAPYEAR WAS UBERJUMPING THROUGH SPACE. He made holes in a couple of planets. Then he landed safely on Wafflemaker.

(Leapyear): TIME TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE USELESSALIENS

He dropped Kevin, Rook, and Princess Looma.

(Looma): BEN I LOVE YOU

(Leapyear): Go drink a hot steaming glass of shut the fuj up.

He uberkicked her into space.

(Looma): BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

A Uselessalien approached them.

(Uselessalien): Who are you people? What's a Vingtneufian doing on Wafflemaker?

(Leapyear): I'm not a Vingtnerfeferfneferneian. I'm Ben Tennyson. (reverts to human)

(Uselessalien) Ben Tennyson! A great honor to meet you. I am Chief Selesu. I suppose you are here because of the Prediction Stone.

(Ben): When I was the Most Useless Alien of All Time, my circle was red instead of green!

(Selesu): That's how you call our species? How offensive! Couldn't you just call him Predictioneer, or Greencircle or Arrowlegs!

(Kevin): Your species name is Uselessaliens and your name backwards is Useles. What did you expect him to call your species?

(Selesu): Predictioneer is a nice name.

(Rook): Why did Ben's circle glow red, chief?

(Selesu): A few minutes ago, some guy went to the Holy Prediction Stone and starting touching it. It alerted everyone on the planet, and the guy was banished. Come, I will show you.

They were walking to the Prediction Stone.

(Ben): What's up with Uselessaliens predicting when Pomegrenates appear?

(Selesu): That's what your DNA source got. You see...

SPECIES BACKSTORY

(Selesu): A long time ago, the planet Wafflemaker, or as it was known once, Lameland, was visited by an asteroid that crashed into it's surface. It was a shiny green stone, known now as the Prediction Stone. A Uselessalien by the name Waff went and touched it, with gave him the ability to predict when a watermelon is thrown in somebody's face. He has then shared the Prediction Stone with everyone on the planet, giving them prediction powers. The planet's name was renamed Waff Le Maker, since he was the maker of Prediction Industries which started the planet, and since he was too much on the internet.

END OF SPECIES BACKSTORY

(Kevin): So the name isn't related to Waffles?

(Selesu): What? Of course not, you idiot. It's related to Waff Le Maker.

(Rook): Shouldn't it be Waff Le Founder? Or Waff Le Creator?

(Selesu): LOOK EVERYONE WAS BAD AT GRAMMAR THESE DAYS GIVE IT A BREAK

(Kevin): Okaaaaaaaaaay.

(Selesu): So everyone here predicts something completely different. Your DNA donor, Steve, just happened to have the ability to predict pomegrenates in Fruit Ninja classic. For instance, John here predicts when a left-handed person is born, Lenny predicts when a hillbilly gets a Ph.D, and poor Dan predicts when Justin Beiber releases an average song. His circle hasn't glowed in centuries.

(Ben): Woah.

They reached the Prediction Stone.

(¿¿¿¿¿):I've been expecting you, Ben Tennyson.

(Ben): Noboy expects me, except Upchuck Norris! (transforms) APEFRUIT!

It was Malware!

(Malware): Now give me the Prediction Stone boy or face the consequences.

(Apefruit): NOPE

Apefruit jumped at Malware and punched him in the face. Malware absorbed a nearby weapon and blasted Apefruit. Apefruit fired grapefruit juice in his face.

(Malware): The Prediction Stone is mine!

(Apefruit): Lol Nope.

Malware kept firing lasers at Apefruit, and he avoided them, then punching Malware in the face.

(Malware): It's all yours.

(Apefruit): Wait what?

Suddenly, Crabboard appeared, with Khyber riding it.

(Khyber): Nice seeing you again after you WRECKED MY SHIP.

Rook blasted Khyber, who shot Rook. Rook avoided the shot and kept firing. Kevin absorbed a waffle.

(Kevin): Wait what? I thought this planet wasn't waffle-related!

(Selesu): Waffles are good, man.

Apefruit was blasting grapefruit juice at both Malware and Khyber.

(Khyber): This thing is illegal in at least 67 planets!

(Kevin): Stupid humans and their grapefruit juice.

Kevin jumped on Khyber, punching him in the face.

(Kevin): If I remember anything from computers, it's this.

Ctrl-Alt Delete

Crabboard was shut down.

(Khyber): You've still got me, Osmosian.

He kicked kevin into a wall.

(Apefruit): NOOO KHYBER WHY DID YOU THAT

(Kevin): Thank you, Ben.

(Apefruit): I was talking about the wall.

(Kevin)  Awww.

Apefruit jumped at Khyber, and Khyber was predicting every move. Khyber whistled, and Zed turned into Megabloxx.

(Apefruit): Isn't he shut down?

(Khyber): Not anymore. Malware, we're done here.

They teleported to their spaceship.

(Apefruit): What did they do?

(Rook): The chief's circle is red!

(Selesu): They took the prediction stone!

DUNDUNDUN

To be continued...

By Ben

 * The Most Useless Alien Of All Time
 * Leapyear
 * Apefruit

By Zed

 * Crabboard
 * Megabloxx

Characters

 * Ben
 * Rook
 * Kevin
 * Chief Selesu

Villains

 * Nyancy Chan
 * Malware
 * Khyber
 * Zed