Smarter than Dumb

Plot
''Albedo is walking around in circles in a sinister-looking laboratory. He pauses, thinks to himself, and continues strolling around. ''

Albedo: That's it... (Transforms into Clockwork)

Negative Clockwork: I'm goink to put a end to all of zis! (Opens time portal)

The time portal opens and a Benzarro creepily slumps out of it, groaning like a zombie.

Benzarro: Where is I?

Negative Clockwork: Vite vere I vant you! (Evil Laughter)

''Scene goes to Gwen and Kevin shooting hoops outside at an old basketball court. ''

(Shooting and missing free-throw) Kevin: Man..

''Kevin continues shooting and missing, and does so much as to go and make a layup, but still misses horribly. Kevin facepalms and shakes his head out of spite.''

Gwen: (Shoots and makes her free-throw) How embarrassing. (Sticks tongue out and grins)

Kevin: Hey, I'm the one who taught you how to shoot like that!

Gwen: Then why aren't you making any shots, Basketball-boy?

Kevin: Because- (Shudders)

Purple sludge coils around Kevin's leg and eventually wraps itself around Kevin's entire torso.

Kevin: G-g-gwen. G-g-get th-this stuff off me! (Panicking)

Gwen: That is SO gross! (Shoots pink beams at the goo from her eyes) Yuck!

A anti-gravity disk appears from behind Gwen and reconstitutes the purple slime into a freaky, monster-like Goop, who is actually Benzarro.

Kevin: (Quickly making eye-contact with Gwen) ...And before you ask, that is so not Ben..

Goopzarro: Ben, Splash! (Shoots globs on slime in Kevin's face) 

Kevin: Mmmph! It..burns!!!

''Kevin is then murmuring in agony and disgust as Gwen paces herself to remove the sticky goo off of Kevin's face. Yet, to no avail, it isn't coming off. Benzarro as Goop then slings Kevin into the Basketball hoop, getting him completely stuck in the net. ''

Kevin: Mmphff, mmphrrgh! (Struggling and kicking legs around)

Goopzarro: Girl get goo, too! (Stretches arms and wraps them around Gwen)

''Gwen is now covered chest-deep in purple sludge, with puddles of slime everywhere. Benzarro as Goop reverts back to normal, and smile with a extremely horrifying smile. He slowly walks forward as the scene now gets darker and darker. ''