The Mafia

While at the bar, as usual, Clifford had no idea how wild the day would get...

Plot
(Clifford): What's up, Skips?

(Skipper): Oh nothing, just trying to keep Liam from getting drunk. You know how wild he gets when that happens.

(Clifford): Tell me about it.

They both laughed. Suddenly, three greyish aliens came in. They looked like crooks. Clifford recognized the middle man from the news. He was the Don of the Alien Mafia.

(The Don): Where's J.R.?

(Clifford): Who?

(The Don): J.R.

(Clifford): Who?

(The Don): J.R.! Take me to him!

(Clifford): Sorry, I don't know a J.R.

The two goons pulled out guns and pointed them at Clifford.

(Skipper): Hey! No guns in the bar. I don't need a-

Suddenly, one of the goons shot Skipper in the shoulder. Skipper fell over.

(Liam): Bar fight!

Liam the Appoplexian punched someone in the face. They punched back. Suddenly, a bar fight was started. Even went up behind the Don.

(Even): Leave me friend alone!

The Don turned around and Even punched him.

(The Don): You win this round J.R.!

The Don and his goons retreated to their ship and flew off. A few minutes later the bar calmed. It was trashed.

(Clifford): Since when were you J.R.?

(Even): I was never a J.R.

(Clifford): Then why did he say you were.

(Even): Clifford, he's a Don. He was probably wacked up on drugs or alcohol.

(Clifford): Makes sense.

Skipper moaned.

(Even): We should get Skipper to the Hospital.

Even and Clifford did just that. Later, when Skipper recovered, they visited the Alien Mafia Manor. Someone knocked on the door. The Don answered and saw a flamming bag.

(The Don): A fire!

The Don stomped the fire out.

(Skipper): What's he doing now?

(Clifford): He's stomping that bag of crap. He's stomping it real good.

Clifford, Skipper, and Even gave each other a high five while laughing.

THE END