Playing with Fire

22nd episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Plot
(Ben): I like waffles.

(Kevin): Uh... okay.

(Ben): I like peanut butter.

(Kevin): Okaaaaaaay.

(Ben): I like ice cream.

(Kevin): ..........are you trying to say something?

SUDDENLY A FIERY FLAME APPEARED! IT STARTED TO MATERIALIZE AND BECOME HUMAN LIKE

(Ben): AHHHHHH IT'S MY FOURTH GRADE TEACHER

(Kevin): Wuuuuuut.

(Ben): Shut up.

(Flame dude): Hello, Ben.

(Ben): HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME! I WILL KICK YER BUTT (transform) SPITTER!

(Kevin): Cool!

(Spitter): BLAAAAAAAAAARGH

(Flamedude): STOP BEN!

The flame dude flew over Spitter's spit, and fired a flame.

(Kevin): Who are you?

(Flamedude): I am.... HEPHAESTUS THE ANCIENT GREEK GOD OF FIRE, TECHNOLOGY AND BLACKSMITHS!

(Spitter): Ohhihephaestus. You like the new beard?

The flamedude became human and looked like a blacksmith.

(Hephaestus): Yup it's epic. Anyways, I have a problem.

(Kevin): Marriage problems with Aphrodite? You shouldn't ask Ben for that.

(Spitter): Why my relationship with Julie is going great lately.

FLASHBACK

Julie and Ben are eating a romantic dinner together.

(Ben): Can I eat now?

(Julie): Yes Ben.

(Ben): (transform) UPCHUCK! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

(Julie): BEN STOP!

(Upchuck): NO U

END OF FLASHBACK

(Kevin):..................

(Hephaestus): That....crosses out one problem. There's another problem.

(Spitter): Wut is it.

(Hepheastus): It was Zeus and Hera's 12987621656400 anniversary. Like every century, I make the decorations. I made an animatronic presentation of the Minotaur but someone AHEMAHEMARESAHEMAAHEM mixed up the Minotaur with the Cretan Bull-

(Kevin): Cretin Bull..hehe.

(Hephaestus):......anyways, the Minotaur breathed fire. And now it's out of control and jumped off the Olympus. It's destroying Greece.

(Kevin): Grease...hehe.

(Hephaestus): Since a god can't interfere with human buisness, I can't do anything about it.

(Kevin): Human buisness? You made that robot!

(Hephaestus): WELL IT'S DESTROYING A HUMAN CITY

(Kevin): So I guess World War 2 was really hard for you?

(Hephaestus): I've seen worse...

MORE FLASHBACK

Hephaestus is in the clouds, watching the inside of someone's home. A woman is arguing with her two children.

(Kid 1): I WANT TO PLAY ON THE XBOX FIRST!

(Kid 2): NO I WANT!

(Hephaestus): Please... Bill deserves the Xbox first... WHY CAN'T I INTERFERE WITH HUMAN STUFF!

END OF MORE FLASHBACK

(Spitter):I LUV FLASHBACKS

(Hephaestus): Please help me!

(Kevin): Okay, teleport us to Greece!

(Hephaestus): I AM THE GOD OF TECHNOLOGY, BLACKSMITHS, CRAFTSMEN, ARTISANS, SCULPTORS, METALS, METALURRGY, FIRE AND VOLCANOES, NOT THE GOD OF TELEPORTATION!

(Kevin): Then how did you get here?

(Hephaestus): If you insist, but it's not gonna be pretty.

(Spitter): WEEEEEEEEE TELEPORTATIOOOOON

Hephaestus disappeared in a flame with Ben and Kevin. They reappeared in Athens. There was fire everywhere, and people were screaming! And Spitter and Kevin were sorta burned.

(Spitter): OW! I HATE THIS TELEPORTATION!

(Kevin): Me too.

(Hephaestus): You insisted.

(Spitter): Ok where is the Microtower.

(Kevin): Minotaur.

(Spitter): Whateveh.

A robotic minotaur jumped in front of them!

(Minotaur): RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Spitter): AHHHHH! (spits acid)

The Minotaur breathed fire and the acid became gas.It flew up and melted a bird.

(Spitter): DANGIT I MUST TURN INTO SOMEONE USEFUL (transform) THE MOST USELESS ALIEN OF ALL TIMES!

(Kevin): He isn't useful!

(TMUAOAT): WELL HE IS IF YOU NEED TO KNOW WHEN WILL A POMGRENATE APPEAR!

(Minotaur): RAAAAAAAAAH

(Kevin): Hephaestus.....

(Hephaestus): I can't, I can't interfere with mortal stuff!

(Kevin): DANG YO-

NEWS FLASH!

(News Reporter): Scientists discovered the recipe for the immortality potion! It is made of Uselessalien bones, due the Uselessaliens being immortal species!

END OF NEWS FLASH

(TMUAOAT): OH YEAAAAAAAH

(Hephaestus): Durp.

Hephaestus fired a fireball at the minotaur. The Minotaur was smashed against a wall.

(Minotaur): GUUUUUUUR

(TMUAOAT): I'M IMMORTAL

(Kevin): Awesum

Suddenly Hephaestus's phone rang.

(Hephaestus): Huh. (talks on phone) Oh hi Apollo...... the Hydra statue isn't working? Oh, I'll come. You're on your own guys. Save Greece for me, bye bye!

(Kevin): I am not going to be a blacksmith, craftsman, sculptor or artisan when I grow up.

(TMUAOAT): Or metal, fire, volcano or technology.

(Kevin): (facepalm)

(Minotaur): RAAAAAAAAH (breathes fire)

Kevin and Ben ran. The Minotaur ran after him.

(TMUAOAT): No iPods here, all burned out. I'M USELESS! (Transform) CHEESEWHEEL!

(Kevin): HE'S EVEN MORE USELESS!

(Cheesewheel): BUT I'M CHEEZE

The Minotaur breathed fire, and Cheesewheel avoided. Cheesewheel fired cheese at the Minotaur, and the Minotaur melted it.

(Minotaur): GRAAAAAA!

(Cheesewheel): CHEEEEEEEEEEESE

Cheesewheel rolled into a wheel and hit the Minotaur. The Minotaur breathed fire and Cheesewheel started melting.

(Cheesewheel): I'M MELTING (transform) WATER HAZARD!

(Kevin): FINALLY!

(Minotaur): Red... red... REEEEEEEEEEEED!

(Waterhazard): HOLY MOLY GUACAMOLY!

The Minotaur started running after them!

Waterhazard and Kevin started running!

(Kevin): AHHHHHHHHHH!

(Waterhazard): Quick! To the mountain thingy there!

Waterhazard ran up the mountain with Kevin!

(Kevin): I'm exhausted!

(Waterhazard): GODANGIT! ME TOO! (evolves) ULTIMATE WATER HAZARD!

(Kevin): Awesome!

(Ult. Waterhazard): I KNOW RIGHT?

Ult. Waterhazard created a water tornado and flew up into the mountain. Kevin climbed on his back. They landed on a cloud thingy. There were gods everywhere. It was the Olympus.

(Zeus): Wut.

(Ult. Waterhazard): Hehe...hi guyz.

(Poseidon): I AM THE WATER MASTER, NOT YOU!

The Minotaur reached the Olympus too.

(Minotaur): RAAAAAAAAAGH

(Kevin): Since the Minotaur is here now, you can take care of him.

(Zeus): Okay. (snaps fingers)

The Minotaur became peices of scrap.

(Kevin): SERIOUSLY?

(Ult. Waterhazard): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(Hephaestus): Since you two didn't really save Greece from the Minotaur, I'm not giving you a prize.

(Kevin): BUT

(Hephaestus): Get outta here!

Kevin and Ult. Waterhazard found themselves down in Athens.

(Ult. Waterhazard): That was fun.

(Kevin): Um, how will we return to Bellwood?

(Ult. Waterhazard): Dangit.

THE END

Aliens Used

 * Spitter
 * Upchuck (flashback)
 * The Most Useless Alien Of All Time
 * Cheesewheel
 * Waterhazard
 * Ult. Waterhazard (debut)

Characters

 * Ben
 * Kevin
 * Hephaestus
 * Zeus
 * Poseidon (cameo)
 * Other gods

Villains

 * Minotaur-Cretan Bull robot