Peixes' Crazy Dreams

Peixes's Crazy Dreams is a Plumbers short.

Plot
Peixes was sleeping in his room.

Peixes (wakes up): Ah. Well, now for another normal and uneventful day.

Cibus: (rushes into the room) PEIXES WATCH OUT

Peixes: WHAT?

Cibus: There are EVIL WINDOWS!

Peixes: I know Mac is better but-

Cibus: No, giant flying destructive windows!

Peixes: Did April's Fools come early today?

Cibus: I'M FREAKING SERIOUS MAN. FREAKING SERIOUS.

Peixes: Haha.

Cibus: I am serious!

Ledus (breaks into the room): AHH THE WINDOWS ARE AFTER ME

Cibus: Told you.

Peixes: You put Ledus in the prank too? (thinks a bit) Well, if the windows were real, what can they do?

Cibus: THEY ARE FIRIN THEIR LAZORS BLARGH

Flying Evil Windows: (breaks into the room) RAGH

Ledus: AHHHHH

Flying Evil Window: I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLARGH! (blasts and kills Ledus)

Peixes: HOLY CRAB

Cibus: There is only one thing that can save us...

Peixes: What?

Cibus: Irish dances! (dances Irish dances)

Peixes: Uh, okay (dances an Irish dance)

Cibus: (facepalms) Oh wait it was an Yiddish dance. Stupid me.

Flying Evil Window: I'M A FARMER IN MALAYSIA BLARGH

Peixes: WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Peixes woke up.

Cibus: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

Peixes: WHAT? I'M AWAKE OKAY?

Cibus: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Peixes: You woke me up for some stupid joke? Because 789 hahaha

Cibus: No, because 7 has  A LASER GUN

Peixes: What the-

Cibus and Peixes went outside and saw in the hallways an humungous evil 7 holding a laser gun.

7: RAGH RAGH

Ledus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

7: (blasts laser at Ledus and blows him up) MWAHAHAHAHA

Magister Pupe: AHHHHHHH

Peixes: Oh my gosh

Decibel: HE'S EATING 9!

7: (eats nine) nomnomnomnom

6:I'm scared...

Cibus: I hate Math! Not you, Math.

Math: It's okay.

Peixes: Who will save us?

Cibus: MATHMAN!

Math: Time to kill you evil 7! Meet -7! (creates -7)

-7: !htam fo rewop eht htiw uoy llik ot emiT

7: NOOOOOOOOOO

-7 touched 7 and there was a 0 that turned into a black hole and sucked himself in.

Peixes: Erm... THIS MAKES NO SENSE

Kevin the Talking Zebra: You make no sense.

Peixes woke up again.

Peixes: Cibus... I just had the weird dream EVAR

Cibus: There's a great new secret ingredient soup in the cafeteria!

Peixes: Ooh, I'll check it! (goes to the cafeteria) Hey, Mrs. Partikas, what is the secret ingredient in the soup? I'm allergic to Pyronite stomach.

Ms. Partikas: Why would I put that in a soup?

Peixes: You once put a live Galvan in the soup.

Mrs. Partikas: Good point. There is cheese, bananas, and chili peppers! (pulls out dynamite)

Peixes: THAT'S NOT PEPPER! That's obviously a ketchup churro.

Mrs. Partikas: Dang. I was heating it up, I never like hot ketchup churros.

Peixes: WAIT A SECOND. HEATING IT UP? (dynamite explodes) They are going to explode! I gotta warn everybody!

Peixes went to Decibel.

Peixes: DECIBEL THE SECRET INGREDIENT IN THE SOUP IS (Decibel explodes)

Retrecir: What? (explodes)

Exypnos: Why did they ex-(explodes)

Peixes: OH NO! I gotta warn Cibus!

Cibus: Hey Peixes I just took more of the so-(explodes twice)

Peixes: AHH EVERYONE IS EXPLODING

Papiro: Not me.

Ledus: And me.

Peixes: You two didn't explode? Weird.

Papiro: Because I always die?

Peixes: Yeah-(universe explodes)

Peixes woke up.

Peixes: Cibus I had the wierdest dreams ever.

Cibus: Hey dude, we got a new recruit! Kevin the Talking Zebra!

Kevin: Sup dawg.

THE END.

Characters

 * Peixes
 * Cibus
 * Decibel
 * Magister Pupe
 * 6
 * 9
 * Mrs. Partikas
 * Exypnos

Villains

 * Evil 7
 * Evil Flying Windows