Tooth Hurty

Tooth Hurty is the 6th episode of Ren 12 Season 2

Transcript
{Theme Song}

Ren: Man, my mouth has been hurtin' all day.

Jen: I don't remember punching you in the jaw?

Ren: Ha, ha.

Gavin: Sounds like you gotta cavity.

Ren: No way, heroes don't get cavities.

Jen: That's what you said about colds.

Ren: Gav, cast a spell to get rid of this pain.

Gavin: Sorry dude, no-can-do.

Ren: "groans" Fine, dentist.

Jen: Let's go.

{Cut to dentist office}

Gavin: I hope Ren's doing ok.

Jen: He's fine.

Hex: Hello Tennyson.

Ren: Hex! Don't tell me you're my dentist.

Hex: Not hexactly.

Ren: Did you just use a pun with your name?

Caroline: Somnus! I'm sorry, he was a pain to listen to.

Hex: Now, to bring all of Tennysons fears to life.

Caroline: I love messing with the Tennyson family.

Hex: It's fun, isn't it.

Caroline: Oh yeah.

{Cut to school}

Ren: School, why am I in school?

Teacher: Today, we're doing Geometry for the whole day!

Ren: Oh my god, I'm in a nightmare.

Teacher: Tennyson, you're up.

Ren: You want me to solve the equation?

Teacher: Yes.

Ren: Um..."slams watch"

Diamondhead: Dang it, diamonds can't help with math.

Teacher: Not unless you bribe me.

Diamondhead: Really?

Teacher: No, detention!

[the teacher pulls a lever and a trap door opens, having Ren falling in]

Diamondhead: This all happened when Hex came in, this is his fault but what is he looking for? "detransforms"

Ren: Already?

{Cut to Ren's mind}

Hex: Anything?

Caroline: No.

Hex: We need to find Ren's number one biggest fear.

Caroline: He use to be afraid of clowns, but that's out the door.

Hex: Wait, that was number one?

Caroline: Yeah, it says it was replaced with vampires.

Hex: Vampires, how pathetic.

{Cut to Ren's room}

Ren: Why are we in my room?

[the closest door handle jiggles, then out comes a vampire]

Vampire: I vant your blood!

Ren: I'm not scared of you anymore, Prof. Grahmington's Haunted Horror fixed that.

Vampire: Vhat!

Ren: You heard me, fang face.

[the vampire melted, crying in agony; Hex and Caroline burst through the door]

Hex: That was suppose to work!

Caroline: Stupid brat got over that fear.

Ren: Fear, you're trying to use that against me.

Hex: Duh!

Ren: "slams watch"

{transformation sequence}

Cannonbolt: Whoa, Cannony got an upgrade.

[Ren rolls into ball form, knocking Hex and Caroline]

Cannonbolt: Now they're the ones sleeping.

{Cut to room}

Dentist: What am I suppose to do with that?

[in the chair was Omni-Enhanced Cannonbolt, all sprawled out]

Hours later...

Gavin: So?

Ren: My face is numb, I'm super loopy and no more cavity.

Dentist: He just needs his rest.

Jen: How much anesthesia did you use?

Dentist: None, I just found him passed out long enough to get rid of his cavity and wisdom teeth.

Ren: I see butterflies dancing with unicorns.

Gavin: Uh...

Jen: This is why I hate the dentist.

{End}

Heroes

 * Ren Tennyson
 * Jen Tennyson
 * Gavin Levin

Villains

 * Hex
 * Caroline

Aliens Used

 * Diamondhead
 * Cannonbolt (cameo)
 * Omni-Enhanced Cannonbolt