A Very Stupidity Force Christmas

DA MOST FREAKING INSANE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL FOR Ben 10: Stupidity Force!!!!! Written by Omi and other guy (probably)

Summary
Ben discovers what is Christmas, and he goes on a quest with Gwen, Kevin, Eggy, Julie and Max to find Santa Claus in the North Pole. But they are attacked by the Santa Claustrophobs, a group of people (people who dress as Santa in malls) who don't want Santa woken and his evil secret revealed.

Plot
(Ben): GWEN KEVIN I NEED HELP

(Gwen): What?

(Kevin): Are you constipated again?

(Ben): No. Why is it snowing? And there is so much light stuffs in the street?

(Kevin): 1. It's winter moron. 2. It's Christmas.

(Ben): And why do I keep feeling spirits?

(Gwen): Spirits?

(Ben): Dunno.

(Kevin): Like Christmas Spirits?

(Ben): No, it's great grampa Joe's spirits. Gimme a massage grampa.

(Great Grandpa Joe): Okay... Len.

(Ben): My name is Ben, NOT LEN

(Great Grandpa Joe): I love you too son.

(Ben): YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER FGRGFBGSRGSFDGDSFGS

(Kevin): Creepy.

(Ben): What's Christmas?

So, Gwen starts explaining it in very very veyr very very long speeches.

(Gwen): Got it?

(Ben):YES!.................................................................................................................................no.

(Gwen): Ugh. Let's give you the highlights. This is some guys birthday and there is a fat man giving people presents.

(Ben): PREEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEENTS

(Gwen): He's called Santa Claus, and by legend he travels through a reinder carrage and gives presents to the kids who were good.

(Ben): Where does he live?

(Gwen): Um, the North Pole.

(Ben): WE MUST FIND HIM SO HE CAN GIVE ME LOTS OF PRESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEENTS

(Kevin): Well, he doesn't exist.

(Ben): Yes he does! WE WILL PROVE IT!

(Kevin): It's an URBAN legend. Never exists, never will.

(Ben): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I tell you, we must find him!

(Gwen): How about just doing Christmas shopping now?

(Ben): NNNNNNN-YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

They drove to the mall.

(Ben): I want an pickle and a toaster. And fifty tons of peanut butter.

(Gwen): Why?

(Ben): I want a toasted pickle with peanut butter!

(Kevin): How about buying something NORMAL.

(Ben): NO U

(Kevin): We can't buy-

(Ben): Wait...... SANTA?

Ben ran towards Santa

(Ben): OMG SANTA I WAS A VERY GOOD BOY AND I SAVED THE WORLD LIKE FIFTEEN TIMES AND SAVED THE PRINCESS FROM DEMISE ALL BYMYSELF WITH NO ADVICE

(Santa): Who the heck are you?

(Ben): I'm Ben Tennyson. GIMME THE FREAKIN PRESENTS.

(Santa): You are 16. Aren't you a bit old?

(Ben): GIMME

THE

FREAKING

PRESENTS

(Santa): Get in line if you want a picture.

There was a fifty meter long line.

(Ben): I WANT A PRESENT! NOT A PICTURE! RAAAAAAAH (transform) TERRASPIN!

Terraspin blew a wind attack and most people flew away.

(People) AHH

(Little Kid): Mommy the turtle monster is making daddy fly away!

Terraspin sat on Santa's lap.

(Terraspin): Okay Santa I want a toaster, a pickle, and fifty tons of peanut butter-no wait I want a hundred pickles, two toasters and fifty one tons of peanut butter.

(Santa): AHH YOURE INSANE

Santa started running away.

(Terraspin): NO COME BACK SANTA

Terraspin started flying after Santa, and broke a hole through the wall.

(Santa): LEAVE ME ALONE

(Terraspin): Show me your presents fat man!

(Gwen): Ben! Stop!

Gwen fired mana to stop Terraspin.

(Terraspin): LOL FAIL IM INVULNERABLE AGAINST MAAAAAAGIIIIIIIIC! I'm invincible!!!!

(Santa): Dude. STOP.

(Terraspin): I want my freaking presents!

(Kevin): BEN STOP!

Kevin absorbed metal, and punched Terraspin.

(Terraspin): I'm not gonna battle you.

(Kevin): Run old guy who dresses as Santa!

(Terraspin): OKAY NOW IM MAD

Terraspin battled Kevin!

(Gwen): Ben, I'll prove this guy isn't santa. REALIUS DEFICIFICIFIFICIFICIFFICFICIFCFIFICICICIO!

(Terraspin): I'm still invincible against mana. (reverts) Okay not anymore. AHHHHH IM HEARING STUFFZ IN MY BRAIN

(Gwen): It means the thing you thought was wwrrrrrrrrrrong.

(Ben): NO! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

(Santa Guy): YAY! Ugh, I'm soooooooo getting myself fired.

(Ben): I think.... we must find Santa. In the North Pole.

(Kevin): Well how exactly?

(Ben): Me, you two, Eggy, Max and Julie.

(Gwen): Oh, cool.

(Kevin): Ben, this is useless. Santa isn't real, and we'll miss two days of the celebration because of this.

(Ben): We need proof! People still try to find the Loch Ness monster even though some think he's fake! And Bigfoot!

(Kevin): HE DOES NOT EXIST.

(Ben): RRRRRRRRRR

(Kevin): I'm telling you he doesn't exist!

(Ben): (transform) RATH! LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING KEVIN, SANTA CLAUS IS REAL AND RATH WILL PROVE IT!

(Kevin): I can beat you. I don't want to go in a senseless mission.

5 minutes later.

Kevin is bruised and Rath is roaring.

(Kevin): Okay.... let's go do it.

(Ben): First let's go get Eggy and Julie!

DUDUDUDUDUUUUUUN!

(Eggy): Bagahk!

(Julie): Um, Ben. Santa isn't real.

(Ben): HE IS REAL

(Julie): He isn'-

(Ben): (transform) HUMUNGOUSAUR! SANTA IS REAL BECAUSE I SAID SO!

(Julie): BEN I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND

(Humungousaur): NO U

(Julie): Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

(Humungousaur): I AM YOUR FATHER

(Julie):What?

(Humungousaur): I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WERE A HAPYP FAMILY

(Julie): (facepalm)

(Kevin): Now let's go find Max.

(Gwen): Max was in the Plumbers base for two monthes.

(Ben): That explains it.

(Kevin): Explains what?

(Ben): Explains why is this schnitzel blue.

(Kevin): Whut.

(Ben): LET'S GO TO PLUMBERS BASE WOOT

They flew to the Plumbers base, and met Max with Magister Hulka.

(Ben): HI MAX

(Max): Hi Ben.

(Ben): Will you go with me to find Santa?

(Max): Whaaaaaaaaa?

(Ben): I want to find Santa in the North Pole so I need help.

(Max): Santa doesn't exist.

(Ben): He does!

(Max): Who's that bird over there?

(Ben): Eggy. He's my awesome pet.

(Eggy): Krawk.

(Gwen): Um, Grandpa, Ben is insane now after he was attacked by Clancy.

(Ben): Let's pull all the toilet paper off!

(Max): Okaaaaay. I do deserve a vacattion, let's go.

(Ben): YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

They went on the spaceship, and flew off. They flew and reached the North Pole.

(Ben): YAY!

(Guy in Santa Dress): Who are you?

(Ben): SAAAAANTAAAAAA

(Kevin): Not santa.

(Santa Dress Guy): I'm not Santa.

(Ben): I want to find Santa.

(Santa Dress Guy): Oh, cool.

(Julie): Ben, I told you he doesn't ex-

(Ben): (transform) EATLE! HE DOES EXIST RAAAAAAAAH

(Julie): (gulp)

(Eatle): Let's do it.

(Santa Dress Guy): How did you do that?

(Eatle): ALIENSSSSSSSSSSS

(Santa Dress Guy): Err...

(Eatle): Now let's find him!

(Santa Dress Guy): You aren't finding anyone.

His suit transformed, and he suddenly became a robot suit guy.

TO BE CONTINUEDD

Aliens Used

 * Terraspin
 * Rath
 * Humungousaur
 * Eatle
 * MORE SOON

Characters

 * Ben
 * Gwen
 * Kevin
 * Eggy
 * Julie
 * Max

Villains

 * Santa Claustrophobs
 * Something of santa's evil secret