Thread:UltiVerse/@comment-4247195-20190401220855

Ulti! I know it’s been a while but I am in dire need of your help. My old arch nemesis, Ernief has returned! But he didn’t come alone. He’s teamed up with another enemy of mine: Survive! I was just monitoring Superhero Fanfiction when all of the sudden THEY show up! They tried picking a fight, but I knew I couldn’t take both of them by myself as they’re far more powerful than ever before so I quickly fled to TEE for help.

I told Brian everything. He agreed to help without hesitation. He used his phone to call a few people. Just then Sci, Paper, Nick, Roads, Bink, and even Toon showed up. They all agreed to help end them once and for all. Seconds after that, the evil duo finally show up.

We were all ready to take them down...until I found out that they have an army of their own. Their ‘Troll Squad’ as Ernief calls it consists of Ermacpunk, YJfan, Sif, Ancy, and Solo! We knew we were doomed! Sci suggested a plan of attack, but that darn Nick! He was so impulsive that he charged at them by himself! I warned him not to go in alone but he did it anyway! He just didn’t listen!!!Sadly...he was the first one to fall. No one could help him because it happened so quick!

That left just the 6 of us to fight the Troll Squad and avenge our fallen comrade! We...we lost. Their combined trolling powers were just too much for us!!!They even multiplied themselves countless times with their sockpuppetry! We were outnumbered quick! I remember every excruciating second of it too. The blood, the bodies, the screams, the explosions. Everything!!!

Sci went down braver than all of us. They tore Paper to shreds! Poor Toon...they hacked his account and made him die by his own hands! After Toon was Roads, who tried to escape but it didn’t work! Finally...it was Brian. Those fiends...they tortured him for what felt like HOURS! They even laughed while they did it! That left only me as the last man standing. I fought them off as much as I could. It did no good.

They broke and battered me, until I was defeated also. I was ready to meet my end by Ernief, Survive, and YJ who combined their powers to fire a super giant omega trolling laser beam. Just as they fired it, Bink (who was already injured from the battle) jumped in front of me to shield me from the blast. She sacrificed her life for mine. Oh Bink, why did you do it?!! You had so much to live for!!! You could’ve saved yourself but instead you gave your life for mine!

She died right in my arms with my tears falling on her lifeless body. At that moment I was ready to die. I told the Troll Squad to just get it over with. Ernief changed his mind. He wanted to keep me alive as a warning of his wrath.

Before decimating all of TEE, he told me that he’ll come for BTFF next to absorb the ancient almighty powers of the founder: Duncan Crook to wipe out the place! After that...he’ll be powerful enough to drain the powers of the Staff at Community Central so he can rule all of Wikia!!! Please...I need you, Aaron, Shades, Brandon, and CaT to help me defeat this threat once and for all! The fate of all Wikia hangs in the balance!

They also wanted me to tell you something else: April Fools!!! 