Pilot (XTC)



Pilot is the pilot episode of Xavier the Celestialsapien.

Summary
''Xavier finds Ben Tennyson about to die, so Ben gives Xavier the Celestialtrix. Can Xavier find out how to use it in order to beat a robot?''

Plot
(Ben is fighting a robot)

Ben: AHH! (transforms) SHOCKSQUATCH!

Robot: Die, human.

Shocksquatch: NO!

Robot: (takes Ben's trix)

Ben: (gets hit in the heart)

Robot: Wait, I want the OTHER trix.

(Ben hands the robot a trix)

Robot: Good. I will be back.

(Xavier sees Ben)

Xavier: It's Ben... Ben Tennyson!

Ben: Take this. (holds out the Celestialtrix)

Xavier: Okay... (takes it and transforms to human)

Ben: NEVER transform into a Celestialsapien EVER again. (coughs up blood)

Xavier: Okay.

Ben: (dies)

Xavier: HE DIED!

Everyone in the universe: HE DIED!

Galvans: WE MUST MAKE A BENBOT!

Robot: I'm back, Ben Tenny-. HE DIED!

Xavier: Yes. Yes he did. (transforms into Upgrade)

Robot: That belongs on the Upgrade Fan Fiction Wiki.

Upgrade: ...

(Upgrade merges with the robot)

Celestialsapien: IT IS THE ROBOT WHO KILLED BEN TENNYSON!

(Upgrade reverts to Xavier)

Celestialsapien: THE ROBOT WAS A CELESTIALSAPIEN! WE MUST KILL HIM!

(they make Xavier into parts and pieces and send them all over the universe, and Xavier is now in human form)

Xavier: THIS IS SCARY!

Robot: (punches Xavier)

Xavier: IT'S HERO TIME! (transforms into Upchuck)

Robot: (kicks Upchuck)

Upchuck: (eats the robot's foot)

Robot: GAH!

(Upchuck eats the whole robot)

Upchuck: (burps)