The Day That Almost Got Me Killed

This is the first ep. of LFYM.

Synopsis
Xander meets Sug, and Sug steals Xanders powers! Will Xander get them back?

Plot
(on Anodyne)

Xander: Ahh, perfect day.

Xanders Mom: HONEY! GET YOUR LAZY BUM OFF THE GROUND AND COME HERE! Thank you.

Xander: SHEESH MOM YO SUCH A BEACH BALL!

(Xander walks to his mom) What?

Mom: You got a call.

Xander: IDC. (grabs phone) Yellop.

Man: Would you like to be part of a secret soicety that nobody knows about? You can't tell anyone.

Xander: Lemme ask mah momma.

Man: I SAID TELL NO ONE YA SHEET!

Xander: Y U NO BE NICE?!

Man: Come to Earth.

Xander: Whatevs. (hangs up) M0M I'M GOING TO EARTH!

Mom: I HATE YOU!

Xander: Take that as a yes.

(BLOOM TRANSITION)

(Xander's on Earth, Specificly London)

Man: Hello, Xander.

Xander: HEYOOO MAN!

Man: Names Sug.

Xander: So whats that one thing?

Sug: We're called the Flame Keepers Circle.

Xander: Cool.

Sug: Would you like to join?

Xander: Ehh, Sure.

(Sug takes him to the headquarters)

(Sug then grabs Xanders chest) Xander: What are you doing?

Sug: Y'know, just trying to suck the life from you.

Xander: Crrrraaaapppp.

(Xander moans in pain)

(Sug finishes) Are you dead yet, insolent worm?

Xander: No. Way.

(Xander grabs a FKC suit and shoots those fireball-laser thing)

(Sug deflects it)

Xander: Guess what. U suck.

Sug: I have no time for you. (warps away)

Xander: Dang it!

Now, Xander, almost powerless, is stuck on earth, and almost powerless. What will happen next? Find out.... and fear the power of the burger!