User blog:Lego Master/Funny Avengers: Issue 1

Okay, I got bored one day and thought "Hey, maybe I should make some funny Avengers stories!" and here is Issue 1.

 Loki: [To crowd] Kneel before me. I said… KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

 Old German: [Stands] Not to men like you.

 Loki: There are no men like me.

 Old German: There are always men like you.

 Loki: DIE YOU! [blasts the German]

 Old German: TROLOLOLOLO

 Loki: YOU MIST DIE! [blasts him]

 Old German: That tickled.

 Loki: OMGWHYISN'TTHISWORKING?!?!?!?!?

 Old German: Because I'm really Stan Lee, your creator

 Loki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIE "Stan Lee"! [blasts him]

 Stan Lee: No, I'm Stan Lee! I can't die! [generates energy blast]

 Loki: I SAID YOU WILL DIE, STAN LEE! [blasts him]

 Stan Lee: I'm 89 years old, do you think I'll die anytime soon? [blasts Loki]

 Loki: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU [is destroyed]

 Iron Man: [Flies in] Hey, old guy, want to join The Avengers?

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Stan Lee: Who are you calling old? [kills Iron Man] Guess Iron Man 3 will never exist!

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Thor: [crashes down] Thor 2: The Dark World shall make it!

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Stan Lee: Sounds lame. [kills Thor]

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Captain America: Stop it, Lee! [throws his shield at Lee, who ducks]

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Stan Lee: You are a mere bug to me!

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Spider-Man: [swings in] Then what am I? [webs Lee to a wall]

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Stan Lee: This isn't funny!

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Captain America: It kind of this. REVIVE THOR AND IRON MAN NOW!

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Stan Lee: Fine. [revives]

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Iron Man: FUU LEE. Thanks Spidey, Cap.

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Stan Lee: My life force, it's...fading...I... [dies]

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Thor: Odin's beard! We did it!

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Stan Lee: [Comes back to life] I will make a cameo in this movie..as a guy who doesn't believe in superheroes!

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;"> Spidey: You don't say...

<p class="continued you" data-user="Lego Master" style="margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:-15px;padding-right:15px;padding-bottom:16px;padding-left:55px;min-height:0px;position:relative;top:-15px;">  THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!