Woah were in bikini bottom!

''Today's episode is not for the kiddies, so don't bring them. Again, this is not serious. Seems like I'm gonna have to repeat that every single time.''

Ben 23: ultiamte alien pls kill me

aventure ho!
shrek it out

so lik ben & Rook Blonko arr havin a fun tiem figthin bad dude

bad dude: pls im just homeless leaf me alone

ben murdr bad dude, thatll show him

rain bettany: ok wat now

ben: idk

sudenly, BIG portal!!!!

ben: wana go in

book rlonko: not rly

ben: yea ok just get in

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: sigh

so they go in an guess wat??

is 5th dimenson, love

LOL JUST KIDDIN ITS BIKINI BOTTOM OMFG ROFLMAO YOU SHOULDF SEEN UR FACE U WERE ALL LIKE "WOA" LOLOLOLOL!!!

commercial break

ben: this is rly weird!!! im wet from the water!!!

roo klbondo: omg i cant breaffe in water help

ben: lol bye

rock dies. bye

spongebob: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! hey there strangur!!

ben: stop yellin i can hear u just fine

spongebob: u seem like a foreignr, lemme bring u to mai work

ben: ok

end of commercial break

spongebob: okay!

ben: **ok

so they go to the Crusty Crap

squid dude: go away im grumpy!!!

crab man: arrr gimme ur money!!!!

tiny green weiner dude: imma get ur recipe!!!

ben: this is st00pid im goin home

spongebob: but u didnt fully exploar d opurtonities of dis crossssovr

ben: Here's the thing. You said a "crossovers have opportunities." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crossovers, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one likes crossovers. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crossovers" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Stupid Event For Ratings, which includes things from Family Guy/The Simpsons to King Kong/Godzilla to Archie/The Punisher. So your reasoning for calling a crossover a good thing is because random people "like them?" Let's get Disney and Tumblr in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how Dawn of the Planet of the Apes ended. They're both. A crossover is dumb and a member of the dumb family. But that's not what you said. You said a crossover is good, which is not true unless you're okay with being dumb, which means you'd call Skurd, Disney, and other crap good, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? The legendary sauce

ring bingbong: god what the fuck is wrong with you people

DA END!!! :)