Codonbound/Act One: The Boring Stuff

is the pilot episode of Codonbound.

Plot
Enter name.

Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You have a variety of interest, including '''PRANKS,  THE PARANORMAL, BIOLOGY, HERITAGE, AND MEDIOCRE FILMS. '''You also have a lingering interest in gaming, but it isn't something that's major in your life.

Today is your thirteenth birthday, and the day that the new gaming company SkaiaNet is releasing the game of Sburb. This game is particularly amazing. The concept art of whatever... those are... is so cool. Seriously cool. Almost as cool as your friend turntechGodhead.

You almost forgot about him. You turn to your computer and glance at the screen. There's a new message.

tG: hey

You decide to walk over and sit in your chair. Your faithful companion. Chair. And also type a message back.

eB: yeah?

tG: did you get it

eB: get what?

tG: your birthday gift

eB: i didn't get to the mail yet.

tG: well you better man. it's the coolest ironic gift you'll ever get You decide to get up, as your friend turntech said, to go and get the mail.

Luckily, your father is away at the store. Boy, you are lucky. But also not lucky. He has gone for cake mix. ''Betty Crocker cake mix. ''The bane of all life. She is the pinnacle of evil. Like evil on a stick, but instead of a stick, in a spoon.

Thank gob she doesn't get anywhere near your Fruit Gushers. That would be horrible. Boy, do you love those Gushers. They're so good.

But anyways, back to the important stuff. Other than those Gushers. You walk down the stairs, and peer out the window. You see something in the sky, but it's probably not that major. It looks sort of reddish.

To be completed.