Coal Story

Coal Story is the 1th episode of a thing (or something).

Story
(Ben): Gwen, I unlocked a new alien, want to see him?

(Gwen): Ben, it's 4:00 in the morning, can I please just sleep to go?

(Ben): No, way, you have to see it!

(Gwen): But I have a meeting in the morning!

(Ben): That doesn't meet you can't see him!

(Gwen): The president of everything has to get some sleep, Ben.

(Ben): And you don't think the greatest superhero in existens don't need to?

(Gwen): Oh, you're right! Okay, okay, I'll see it.

(Ben): Yay!

Ben transforms.



(???): I call him Alieaur

(Gwen): Alieaur?

(Alieaur): Yeah, it's awesome, right?

(Gwen): No, no. He's goat tentacles and he looks like coal, or poop, or something. You should call him Tentacole!

(Alieaur): Tentacole?

(Gwen): Yeah, Tentacoal!

(Alieaur): Okay, I call him Tentacoal!

(Gwen): YAY!

(Kevin): YAY!

(Max): YAY!

(Aggregor): YAY!

(Vilgax): YAY!

Everyone dances but then Vilgax and Aggregor and Max and Kevin disappear because Gwen finds out she's just hallucinating from not getting enough sleep.

(Gwen): Oh, no, it's Vulkanus!

(Vulkanus): Laugh, laugfh laghu. You'll never get me, Tennyson. Not as an alien made of fuel source!

(Tentacoal): Oh, but you're forgetting something, Vukanus. I got squid arms. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Tentacoal throws his tentacles around Vulkanus and chokes him till he dies cuz no air = death.

(Tentacoal): Yay!

(Gwen): Ben, you killed someone!

(Tentacoal): And I stabbed him 37 times!

(Gwen): Ben, that kills people!

(Tentacoal): Who cares?

(Gwen): The president does! Now you have to go to jail.

(Tentacoal): :(

(Gwen): Sorry, Ben, you know laws.

The Plumbers and the police and God and the Galactic Enforcers barge in and grab Ben and shock him almost to death then walk him outside, throw him in the back of a suspicious looking van then fly away.

(Gwen): Oh, it's not 4:00, it's 10:00. Then where'd those hallucinacionnes come from?

(Vilgax): We weren't hallucinations, we're real!

Vilgax, and Aggregor, and Max, and Kevin all appear and shoot Gwen.

(Gwen): Grandpa Max, Boyfriend Kevin, (Starts to sound like Darth Vader): nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Gwen falls over and dies and everyone else laughs and snorts and eats Laffy Taffy and snorts and laughs.

Tune in next time!

Heroos

 * Ben Tenson
 * Gwen Tenson

Villanes

 * Vilgax Vilgaxson
 * Aggregor Osmosison
 * Max Tenson
 * Kevin Levson

Randumb Peepol

 * Plummers
 * Police
 * Galactic Enforcers
 * God (first appearance ever, anywhere)