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Bruh, let me tell you about the goodliness of the words you are about to absorb into your mind cells about the particles that make up the pickles from Show A.

== Pixels making up lines forming characters identifying as letters appearing in what may be considered words under the clever guise of a sentence, possibly bearing meaning, a greater purpose, and the goal of one day becoming a full-blown paragraph... but unfortunately only living up to a sentence fragment since there's only a subject with lengthy, run on-inspired modifiers == (Gwen): Ugh, there's just so much work to do here in the President's Residence.

(Dinklebot): Please don't do that.

(Gwen): What?

(Dinkleberg): Rhyme. "President's Residence."

(Gwen): Why not? I'm the President! I CAN START A MUSICAL IF I WA--

A black hole opens up just big enough to suck Dinkle in and he disappears forever.

(Gwen): I have no idea who that was anyway.

Gwen pushes a red cylinder inward to a brick.

(Gwen): Secretary John Gary Firstnames, get me my husbend.

Kevin walks into the room.

(Kevin): You called?

(Gwen): I want to go out and do something fun for the day. So I need you to dress up as me and be Prezzy, k?

(Kevin): You know I'm a criminal on Earth and in space, right?

Pan to Gwen who's already in some sort of bikini that if you could see you'd probably drool over cuz fanservice or whatever. She's also got some suitcases that are also wearing bikinis cuz I think they're actually shapeshifting alien robots.

(Gwen): Great, so I'll just go! Have fun!

Gwendy dissipates into matter and juice.

(Kevin): Tastes like grape!

Kevon stares out the wind and sees all the people already gathered into a riot.

(Kevin): Ah, the whole Earth to be President of. Now I can make all the rules.

Kevlar presses a cylinder that's redder than the one before.

(Kevin): NUEK EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE WHO EVER WRONGED ME.

(Secretary Firstnames): But they're scattered all over the big blue thing we live on. If you nuke them all, we--

(Kevin): NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOEK

The big blue explodes.

Transition to Gwen's face as she remembers she didn't bring any sunblock for her trip to Pluto.

(Gwen): She-- I mean, I just remembered I didn't bring any sunblock for her trip to Pluto!

You're a horrible actor.

But I'm a goodly righter c:

Gwen tellies to Erf and finds it all exploded.

(Gwen): Dang. I think I left my sunblock in one of those chunks of planet.

Gwen shrugs and returns to Pluto.

(Gwen): Hope I don't get sunburn.

Hours later, Gwen, laying on the planet's surface wakes up from a nap seeing the Sun inches away from her with it's face staring left at her.

(Gwen): This is why you wear sunblock kids.

Pan out to see Gwen's skin is gone and she's gone and Pluto's gone and the universe is gone cuz the Sun is too hot.

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