User blog:Clarawatchestv/Tabby's Newslitter issue one: CAT DRAMA REVEALED

Hi there, and welcome to Tabby's Newslitter! Every week or so (that's probably a huge lie, the next one will probably be in 6 months maybe sooner who even knows at this point), I'll be updating ya'll on Chat Drama, Irl Cat and Tabby drama, and a new irl picture of Cat, which we have the first of right to the right of this text right here, ->

Ugly!!!

first things first, we have some CHAT DRAMA
''A new ship has emerged from the sea, a ship of Brian and Sol, whereas Brian X Yopo was considered the only true ship. But alas, now a new ship has emerged! Guess Brian has some choosing to do. ''

''A few family charts have been churned out by a few unnamed documenters, and the truth is still unknown. ''

Here's the first one, which is possibly the original, and the truth, considering the formal look of it.

Here's the second one, which we believe might not be the original but the creator claims it's truth.

now onto some IRL CAT AND TABBY DRAMA

Okay peoples. Or cats. Cat is a hermit. No drama there. HOWEVER DO I EVER GOT DRAMA FOR THE LIKES OF YOU NERDS. I work at a chocolate factory and they were gonna fire me so they didnt give me benefits for two months then they didnt fire me so i have benefits now but lol too late i'm going to college in the fall so i'm leaving their dirty old poopy butts behind in the dust of my amazingness. Also someone thought my gay best friend there and I were dating so now that's an inside joke.

That's it for now! See yall nerds

00:26, June 13, 2016 (UTC)00:26, June 13, 2016 (UTC)tabbyClarawatchestv (Wall - Blog - Contribs) 00:26, June 13, 2016 (UTC)clara00:26, June 13, 2016 (UTC)00:26, June 13, 2016 (UTC)