Pigantic

Pigantic is the 28th episode of BTSF.

Plot
Ben is battling some rouge Piepastrians.

Ben: Is this the Night of the Living Pie? Oh wait, it's morning... DANGIT

Gwen: I can't believe we can't take down these pies!

Kevin: Maybe because of that?

Kevin points at the Piepastrians, who are growing.

Gwen: Oh my gosh... BEN TURN INTO WAY BIG NAO

Ben: I CAN'T TEH WATCH ISN'T WORKING DJEHFRUEGRY4GEYEWHATSHWJHEUDTHEJNFDFJIEDHECKDHWEH

The Ultimatrix scans one of the Piepastrians, but no one notices.

Kevin: TRY!

Ben: Okay.

Ben activates the Ultimatrix.

Ultimatrix: Piepastrian DNA unlocked.

Ben: PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kevin and Gwen: ?

Ben transforms into Pie Guy.

Pie Guy: I'M A PIE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE I'M SO HAPPY I COULD EAT MYSELF NOMNOMNOM

Pie Guy is eating part of his head.

Pie Guy: NOMNOMNOM

The part he ate regenerates.

Pie Guy: YAYZ MORE PI-

Gwen: FOCUS

Pie Guy: OKAI

Kevin: WHY ARE WE YELLING

Gwen: I DON'T KNOW LET'S STOP

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Pie Guy: Awkward silence time!

Gwen: FIGHT NAOOOOOOOO

Pie Guy creates a pie portal (which looks like a swirl with Pie Guy's color on it) and jumps in.

He lands on one of the Piepastrians and shoots hot whipped cream at it.

Piepastrian 1: ARGH

Piepastrian 2: Hey, stop doing that!

Piepastrian 2 smacks Pie Guy off.

Pie Guy falls.

Pie Guy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

SMASH

Pie Guy: Yayz mesa protected by pietin yayz

Gwen: Beeenn....

Pie Guy: Oh yeah. I MUST EVOLVE

Pie Guy evolves.

Pie Guy: PIEGANTIC!

Piegantic: DIE PIEPASTRIANS

Piegantic shoots a giant cosmic whipped cream ray, mixed with every pie flavor and filling. It only hurts both of the Piepastrians a little.

Piepastrian 1: Haha! You will never defeat us!

Piegantic: O RLY

Piepastrian 1: YA RLY

Piegantic: NO WAI

Piegantic turns into Upchuck and swallows both of them whole and shoots a GIANT beam from his mouth at the sky.

Upchuck de-transforms.

Ben: I will never eat pie again!

Man: Get your pie! Free samples!

Ben: PIE NOMNOMNOM

THE END