The Alien Which Is More Useless Than The Most Useless Alien Of All Time And Even The Ultimate Most Useless Alien Of All Time

The Alien Which Is More Useless Than The Most Useless Alien Of All Time And Even The Ultimate Most Useless Alien Of All TimeThe Alien Which Is More Useless Than The Most Useless Alien Of All Time And Even The Ultimate Most Useless Alien Of All Time, or simply TAWIMUTTMUOATAETUMUAOAT (okay, this is not simple) is a Sselesu from the planet Yourewastingyourtimeusingthisalien. It's free for use (yeah, like somebody will ever use it).

Appareance
...This alien has blue curvy legs, black hands without fingers and a trapeze torso. He dosen't have neck and has black eyes with green pupils. His main colors are cyan and black, but he has blue also. He is kinda short.

Powers
As you can see in his name, he is more useless that the most useless aliens on this wiki.
 * If he drinks apple juice his pupils become red
 * Tells you what time is it in Tuvalu (yes,it really exists)
 * He gets a sword when he sees a lizard riden by a human* (very useless since he dosen't have fingers)

*I wrote a story a long time ago about me traveling in the road of bones while I was riding a lizard :)

I know, probably this alien will never be used, but it's my first epic alien. I will make better ones in the future.