Prison Mistake

Plot
Evan was Greedusa, fighting a sphere of dirt that wanted to cover the earth with dirt and dust.

(Sphere): You cannot defeat me! I will accomplish my dirt-and-dust goal! Say good-bye to regular earth!

The sphere made a dirt hand and grabbed Evan. Evan shot snakes to bite the dirt away, then attacked the sphere with his head snakes. The sphere shapeshifted into a boy-like figure with no eyes, and fought Evan. Evan used his snakes to grab the sphere's arms and legs, and then controlled two stones to make eyes on the sphere. Evan looked at the stones, and the sphere turned into stone.

(Evan): Ha ha ha!

A police officer saw what happened from after the sphere talked.

(Police Officer): Escaped criminal!

(Evan): Wait? What? No! This orange suit is part of my alien!

(Police Officer): Tell that to the judge, creepy woman.

(Evan): I'm a boy! You can't do this to me! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Police Officer): I'M FIRIN MAH TAZOR!

(Evan): NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The police officer shocked Evan and knocked him out, then dragged him to prison.

Theme song!

The police officer was dragging Evan past some jail cells. He stopped at a jail cell holding an Arachnichimp with black flat hair, and a trimmed tail. The police officer opened the jail cell and threw Evan in. The Arachnichimp tried to get out, but the police officer threw a pie in his face and closed the door.

(Arachnichimp): Listen, bub. It's just you, and me, and you, and me, and you, and me, and you, and me, and you, and me, and you, and me, and you, and me, and you, and-

(Evan): Are you done?

(Arachnichimp): And Big Fat Ol' Falldown.

Big Fat Ol' Falldown fell on Evan. She was a short, fat Vaxasaurian with pink stains on her, and short droopy yellow hair.

(Big Fat Ol' Falldown): We're gonna have a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice time with another female in the house.

(Evan): How many times do I have to say I'm a boy?

(Big Fat Ol' Falldown): A million.

(Evan): I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy I'm a boy do I really have to do this?

Evan turned into a snake and slipped in between the bars. He started slithering towards the exit, and a white hand picked him up.

(Tipidu): I can check a snake off the list of earth animals I've seen.

Tipidu pulled out a checklist and checked something.

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Trivia

 * Evan first meets Tipidu.