3

3 is another the episode of a show (I think). It's not the season final or season primer but it's good, bro.

Story
(Ben): Oh noes, where am I?

(Plummer): You're in jail, and you're staying here 'cause we got Azmuth and your mom and your dad and your grandma and they all were like "waggle finger" before they took off your Omniversitrix and ate it for lunch.

(Ben): Oh noes D:

(Plummer): Oh yeses.

(Ben): How will I get out?

(Plummer): With time travel, of course!

(Ben): But I know how to time travel, not.

(Plummer): Donut worry. I am pAradox!

(Ben): paRadox?

(Plummer/parAdox): Indeed! Now let's get your waggle-fingered butt out of here.

(Ben): How? These are wooden bars! Time can't get through wood!

(paraDox): You're right there! Wood can get into so many things, but not the other way around! That's just wrong! Good thing, however, I have this.

paradOx takes out a woodchuck. He gnaws through the bars and Ben is let out. Then Vulkanus appears in the background.

(Ben): Vukanus?! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

(Gavin Free): Does anyone know where I can find some--Oh wait, this isn't the Rooster Teeth office.

Gavin Free leaves the scene but Vulkanus is still there.

(Ben): Nu!

(Vulkanus): Are you done? We need to save some "u"s for the writer to use on my name and in words, geneus.

(Ben): Oh, sorry. Alright, how are we gonna settle this?

(Vulkanus): Not like the Pilgrims.

(Ben): ooooooooh, burn!

Suddenly, paradoX disappears and comes back with a group of Pilgrims. They all have pitchforks and bats and knives and shivs and various weapons one would often see being carved in a prison cuz they've all been naughty boys and girls. I bet Santa won't even get them Christmas presents, only tentacoals.

(Ben): Paradox, we need to get the Omntirix!

(pAradox): Donut worry, Ben. The Pilgrims will all go after Vukanus, and Pilgrims are always stronger after Thanksgiving because they got so full!

(Ben): But won't they have run out of food because it's been weeks?

(paRadox): Nonsense, now come!

parAdox hugs Ben and the two teleport away with the snap of a Tigger, I mean, finger. The two appear at Ben's house where the Cuisine d'Azmuth's Omnitrix is being served up to a bunch of Ben's family members, including Tyler Perry and Doc from Red vs. Blue. Also there are Sandra's parents but let's not talk about their appearance because Back in Action didn't show them yet and neither did canon so yeah.

(Ben): Right there! Uncle Perry from I-don't-even-know-which-side-of-the-family is about to take the first bite!

(paraDox): Don't worry, Benyamin!

paradOx teleports over to Uncle Perry and takes his fork and stabs him in the chest then in the forehead. How gruesome! Good thing this is only in writing so you don't have to see the amount of blood gushing out of everywhere. Really terrible sight for everyone, seriously. Like, all of their mouths are gaping and

(Uncle Perry): Can you get back to the story, please? I'm dyin' over here!

Oh yeah. So then paradoX takes the Omnitrix and walks it over to Ben as everyone just watches.

(Ben): Thanks, Paradox!

(pAradox): No, problem.

(Ben): Question: couldn't you have just teleported here and given it to me before?

(paRadox): Uhhh....umm...uhh...

parAdox quickly grabs Ben and the Omnitrix and teleports back to the jail where he was before. He throws both Ben and the Xirtinmo right into the cell then makes the woodchuck poop the wooden bars back out in full force, this time more reinforced with a half-built second layer!

(paraDox): You can't penetrate wooden bars, Ben! Mwahhahahahahhhahahaifaidhgaghighdghdifanhfdfaodgadfiogodfaaghdfhgiodhdoighaodfhgfghoafdighdafioghofdihgidfhgadufghodfghpants.

(Ben): (Sounding like Dart Vader): Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Tune in at salad time next time!

Herobrines

 * Ben Tenson
 * Professor paradOx Sonison (he turned into a villain at the end or something spoiler alert )
 * Pilgrims (from the past, duh )
 * Iron Man Wait, he didn't appear.

Villins

 * Vulkanus
 * Tenson Family
 * Sandra's Parents (shhhhhhh, they're a secret *giggle* )
 * Utensil ( no, don't tell them her dad's name! )
 * Spork ( no, not her mom's name too! )
 * Carl Tenson
 * Sandra Tenson
 * Uncle Tyler Perry (diedified)
 * Doc from RvB