The Earl: Time Danger

The Earl: Time Danger, is the nineteenth episode of The Earl and season premiere of Season 4.

Plot
*story begins after Earl and his parents finish playing 500 years of Xbox*

In a world of abosolute danger, Earl wakes up from playing Xbox with his parents. Earl said, "Whoa! Were are we?" Earl's mom's says "I dunno, but whatever me and your dad are late for senior poker so ugh, bye!" (teleports back to normal time and contiunum.) Okay, i guess im alone... (flying car of the future hits Earl in the face), ahhh!!!!! What the heck was that! They don't have that in 2011! Wait a minute... (runs to the latest newstand at the speed of light). Earl says "What? This can't be right, its only 2011 not 2511!" (Earl asks 23 people the current year, they thought he was crazy, but told him anyways, he got the same answer, 2511.) Earl says, "kay, i guess i played Xbox so long, i lost hold of time, a lot of time..." While this is all happening, Dr. Nebula, one of the most dangerous aliens of the current time is attacking Time Lord City! "Have no fear! Earl is HERE!" says Earl. Earl punches the Dr with all his might, this only seems to annoy him as Nebula has a time shield around him, one of the most resistant shields in the 7th dimension! No worries! Earl hits the Dr. again with cosmic blasts, this hurt the Dr, so he had to take drastic measures, warp him into his spaceship in space. Earl mumbles when he wakes up, "ugh, thats gonna hurt in the mornin, where the heck am i?" Dr yells,"hahaha!!!!! YOU ARE IN MY SECRET SUPER DUPER SPACESHIP OF COURSE!" Earl thinks to himself, "ugh another pyscho, my lucky day" "Okay, mister "Dr.", i'll tell you what, you hand your self in and i'll make it easy, other way around, well lets just say, you'll be having trouble going to the bathroom." "capiche?". Nebula yells, "NEEEVVVEEEER!!!!!" Okay well, American Idol is almost on so i got to fly" Earl calls down a hurricane, tsunami, earthquake, and some armageddon on the Dr. and he is painfully hurt, please spare me, he calls weakly, Earl says, "sure, im not a murderer just a fighter of Good."  Warps the Dr. down to the nearest super jail and teleports back to his normal time and watches American Idol and starts to eat PIE!