Earl and the Mysterious Figure

Earl and the Mysterious Figure, is the sixteenth episode of, The Earl.

Plot
The Earl shrunk back to normal size after playing ping-pong with a clone of himself as the opponent and a planet as a ball, and landed on a random planet in a nearby system to grab some chips. Behind the convenience store he ran into a mysterious figure with a huge face-covering hat that was fighting off a band of 8 foot tall anthropomorphic fire-breathing sword-toting rat cyborgs. The Earl originally had no desire to help, but then one of the rat cyborgs breathed fire on his chips, which made him angry, so he easily defeated them with whales. He asked the figure for a name, the figure replied “Bink”. They hung out for a while and ate his now-barbeque-flavored chips. The Earl decided to turn the figure’s hat into a piece of toast as a prank, so he stole the hat, revealing the figure’s face and… long hair. OMG BINK’S A GIRL. After his intial shock wore off, she taught The Earl how to telekinetically control the growth of wild carrots. They later became great friends.

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