Ren's Pet

Launching In... is the 8th episode of Ren 12 Season 2

Transcript
{Theme Song}

Ren: Dad, can I have a pet?

Ben: No.

Ren: Why not?

Ben: Because you wouldn't take care of it and I'm allergic to a lot of animals.

Ren: I thought you took pills for that.

Ben: That besides the point, you can't have a pet.

Ren: But father...

Ben: Stop with the fake British accent, that's not gonna change anything.

Ren: What if-"slams watch"

Four Arms: These muscles convince you otherwise.

Ben: Nice try. "slams watch"

Ren: "groans" I hate it when you do that, why don't I-"slams watch"

Heatblast: Burn you alive!

Ben: "slams watch" Ren, stop it!

Ren: "groans"

{Cut to kitchen}

Ren: Mom.

Kai: What is it, sweetie?

Ren: Can I have a Cadobbit?

Kai: You know how allergic your father is.

Ren: He's got pills, woman!

Kai: 'Scuse me?

Ren: I love you, mama.

Kai: What did your father say no?

Ren: I didn't ask him.

Kai: Oh really, usually you ask him first then come to me.

Ren: Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-at!

Kai: Don't try to fool me, young man, I know your tricks.

Ren: What tricks?

Kai: Ren!

Ren: Fine.

{Cut to Ren's room}

Jen: What's under your blanket?

Ren: None ya.

Jen: Did you still get a pet anyways?

Ren: Nope.

[the cadobbit makes a noise and Jen pulls away the covers]

Jen: You did, I'm telling dad!

Ren: "slams watch"

Diamondhead: Open your mouth and I'll make sure you ever speak a word ever again.

Jen: Using violence won't get you anymore, Ren.

Diamondhead: Fine, I'll trap you in Gav's closet.

Jen: But it stinks in there.

Diamondhead: Exactly.

Jen: Fine, but if you get in trouble, don't come crying to me.

Diamondhead: I never have.

Jen: Don't lie to yourself, we've been living under the same roof since we were born.

Diamondhead: You are such an evil twin.

Jen: So are you.

Diamondhead: Fair point. "detransforms"

Ren: Alright, Rocky, let's go!

[various scenes of Ren and the Cadobbit bonding are shown]

Dr. Animo: Tennyson, I see you have found my pet.

Ren: Your pet, I'm sorry Dr. Whack job, but this is my pet.

Dr. Animo: That's where you're wrong, this Cadobbit is a creature of mine.

[the Cadobbit turns into a monstrous creature and starts attacking]

Ren: You quack, you're gonna get us both killed!

Dr. Animo: That's where you're wrong again, he'll only attack you.

Ren: Alright Dr. Quack-imo, you leave m no choice. "slams watch"

Grey Matter: Get ready for the brains and the brawns.

Dr. Animo: You're cute little upgrades aren't gonna stop me.

Grey Matter: We'll see about that.

[the cadobbit lunges at Ren, but he doges the attack]

Grey Matter: Why cadobbit, I thought we were friends?

Dr. Animo: Wrong once more.

Grey Matter: If you say I'm wrong one more time, I will hurt you.

Dr. Animo: I like to see you try pipsqueak.

Grey Matter: That tears it!

[Grey Matter tinkers the device on the cadobit's ear, having it attack Animo]

Dr. Animo: Stop! Heal! You're suppose to be attacking Tennyson, not me.

Grey Matter: That's where you're wrong, Animo, I've mad him turn on you. "detransforms"

Dr. Animo: How dare you!

Ren: And for the finishing touch.

[Ren grabs some rope and ties up Dr. Animo]

Dr. Animo: This isn't the end.

Ren: That's where you're wrong again.

Dr. Animo: I'll have my revenge!

Ren: You're wrong once more.

Dr. Animo: Ok, I can see how that's annoying.

{Cut to Ren's room}

Ben: Where have you been?

Wildvine: Ah!

Kai: What'd ya got there?

Wildvine: Nottin'.

Ben: Is that a Cadobbit?

Wildvine: What's that?

Kai: Ren.

Wildvine: Fine, maybe it is.

Ben: I remember wanting one of those, but grandpa Max wouldn't let me.

Wildvine: So I can keep Rocky?

Ben: Why not, you've already grown attached.

Wildvine: You hear that boy, we get to be friends forever!

Kai: Uh, Ren, I think Rocky is a girl.

Wildvine: How do you know that? "detransforms"

Kai: Those puppies in your bed.

Ren: Uh, I'm a grandpa!

Ben: This kid's got issues.

Kai: His your son.

Ben: Yeah, yeah he is.

{End}

Heroes

 * Ren Tennyson
 * Jen Tennyson
 * Ben Tennyson
 * Kai Green Tennyson
 * Rocky (Cadobbit)

Villains

 * Dr. Animo

Aliens Used

 * Four Arms (cameo)
 * Heatblast (cameo)
 * Diamondhead
 * Grey Matter (cameo)
 * Omni-Enhanced Grey Matter
 * Wildvine