Solo and Ship Vs. EAS, Part One

 is the second episode of Solo and Ship's Epic Adventures.

Plot
Solo was eating a taco.

(Solo): TACO WHERE DO YOU GROW?

Ship walked in.

(Ship): Tacos grow on tacos.

(Solo): WE MUST FIND THE TACO TACOS.

(Ship): LET'S LET SHIP TYPE IN CAPS MORE.

(Solo): OKAY.

Suddenly, a Polymorph broke in.

(Polymorph): I AM GOOP, ERR, OVER GOOP THOUSAND, ERR, UHH..... OOZE DUDE.

(Solo): COOL.

(Ship): THAT'S MY LINE, POLYMORPH!

Ship tackled Goop, uhh, Ooze Dude, and transformed into Hipster Link.

(Solo): MY TURN.

Okay, you can both talk normally now.

(Solo): WOO.

(Ship): He said we can talk normally.

(Solo): WHEN?

Later....

The whole EAS was staring at Solo and Ship argue.

(Ship): I DON'T CARE IF TACOS ARE BETTER. PEPSI IS BETTER THAN COKE.

Five days later....

(Solo): WE'VE BEEN SILENT FOR FIVE DAYS.

(Ship): YEAH.

I said you can stop talking in caps.

(Solo): OH OKAY.

(Ship): I'm bored.

(Ooze Dude): Prepare to be oozed!

(Solo): NO! IT'S OOZY OOZEBORN!

(Ship): I have established that he sings songs.

(Solo): NERD.

(Ship): WOO I'M CANDY!

(Solo): YAY!

(Ship): I'm gonna go eat myself.

(Satoshi the To'kustar): You speak English? COOL!

(Solo): You are lame.

(Satoshi): Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!

(Ship): GATHER THE STICKS AND STONES.

(Solo): WOO!

After gathering the sticks and stones....

Solo and Ship and Solo threw the sticks and stones at Satoshi. Satoshi blew up. Satoshi was revived, but bigger.

(Ship): Why are you a Power Rangers rip-off?

(Satoshi): I DUNNO, MAN.

(Solo): I'm pretty sure he's a woman.

Sideshow Brain the Cerebrocrustacean walked up to Solo.

(Sideshow Brain): I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TRANSPARK!

(Ship): Transformers nerd.

(Sideshow Brain): HOW DARE YOU CALL ME NERD!

(Solo): Okay, candy.

(Sideshow Brain): NERDS.... AREN'T CANDY!??!?!? BRAIN OVERLOAD!

Brain went boom, to say.

(Solo): BRAIN FART.

(Ship): BURRITO FART.

(Solo): SANDWICH CART.

(Ship): Candied heart.

(Solo): Salmon dart.

(Ship): Moose start.

(Solo): Hearty start.

Later...

(Sabrina the Ectonurite): They're creeping me out.

To be written by Solo....