Honest Trailers - Ken 10

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HEY, I'VE RETURNED.

LETS TAKE A SELFIE.

SO, WATCH THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN 40 YEAR OLD HERO BEN TEN AND 30 YEAR OLDER THAN IN OS VULKANUS AS VULK DOES THE ALMOST FALL OFF CLICHE.

NOW, GRAB A CUP OF JOE.

BECAUSE HE'S GONNA CELEBRATE HIS SON'S BIRTHDAY.

NAH, OF COURSE NOT, HE JUST THROWS A TRIX IN HIS FACE.

THEN, AFTER HIS SON, K, GETS DEPRESSION, KEVIN COMES TO COMFORT HIM.

NOPE, JUST KEVIN'S SON.

THEN, IN AN ATTEMPT TO CURE HIS DEPRESSION, K GOES TO OPEN THE MOST FUQING DANGEROUS FUQING PRISON IN THE FUQING WORLD.

'''YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO JUST GO FUQING NUTS? (SUICIDE SILENCE SONG)'''

AS EXPECTED, THE NAIVE LIL' MISGUIDED BOY THINKS HIS FATHER WILL CARE MORE ONCE HE HAS DONE SOMETHING EVIL FOR HIM.

THE CREATORS EFFECTIVELY USED EVERY DRAMATIC CLICHE.

EVER.

ALMOST.

OH AND THEN DELVIN MOVES IN WITH HIS FATHER'S HARDENED RIVALS.

NOW, YOU HAVE USED EVERY DARNED CLICHE.

<p style="text-align:center;">OH AND IN BETWEEN, THERE'S ANGRY 40 YEAR OLD WAYBIG BEATING UP 41 YEAR OLD KEVIN, KEN DOING ANOTHER CLICHE, REPEATING WHAT BEN DID IN THE PREVIOUS FUTURE EP, KEVIN BEING IMPRISONED BY HIS SON (THE CLICHES!)

<p style="text-align:center;">WELL, OMNIVERSE IS BETTER, ISN'T IT?

<p style="text-align:center;">STARRING

<p style="text-align:center;">ANGRY WAYBIG

<p style="text-align:center;">CLONE BEN

<p style="text-align:center;">CLONE KEVIN

<p style="text-align:center;">GANGSTA KEVIN

<p style="text-align:center;">ALL SORTS OF SPECIES EXCEPT HUMANS

<p style="text-align:center;">FUTURENESS.

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<p style="text-align:center;">WE'VE COME TOO FAR TO GIVE UP WHO WE ARE, SO LETS RAISE THE BAR AND OUR CUPS TO THE STARS...SHE'S UP ALL NIGHT-(gets shot)

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