Suspicion

This is the fifth episode of Diamond Man's Untitled Series. Enjoy!

Episode
Sarth and Owen are driving to the Sailor Moon movie.

Owen: I can't wait to see the movie! I've waited two months for this!

Sarth: Me too bud!

Owen: Yeah!

Owen looks skeptical.

Owen(thought): Weird. He's not sad or showing any bitterness. Eh, maybe he woke up in a good mood today.

They buy their tickets. They get handed the character boards.

Owen opens his.

Owen: Yeah, I got Sailor Mercury!

Sarth: Sweet, I got Sailor Jupiter!

Owen looks at Sarth's board, and it is Sailor Jupiter.

Owen: Wow, I didn't think you actually knew who the Sailor Scouts were.

Sarth: I've seen your TV.

Owen(thought): But he's never been in the room when I watched it. And I mostly watch it on my phone.

They watch the movie. They leave after the movie is over.

Owen: That movie was so good! I love the Viz Dub so much!

Sarth is humming the Moon Revenge song.

Owen(thought); Ok, how does he remember the song? He can barely remember normal song lyrics, let alone Japanese lyrics.

They drive home. They are sitting in the living room.

Owen(thought): One question, and then I'll know for sure.

Owen: Hey Dad?

Sarth: Yeah?

Owen: Which do you prefer, Dub or Sub?

Sarth: Dub obviously! Japanese voices bother me.

Owen: OK THAT TEARS IT!

Owen runs up to Sarth and punches him in the head. We then cut to Sarth tied up in Owen's room, and Owen and Amy are watching him.

Sarth: Owen what are you doing?

Owen slaps him.

Owen: Shut it "Dad," if that IS who you are!

Sarth: What are you talking about?

Amy: He thinks you've been replaced by an alien or a robot.

Owen: And I'm right! First he was actually excited about the Sailor Moon movie, then he recognized the character, and he remembered the song lyrics!

Amy: Oh Owen don't you think that's a little too-

Owen: AND I asked him if he prefered Dub or Sub, and he said Dub!

Amy: Does he usually say Sub?

Owen: No. He doesn't know what either of those mean.