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Stan accidentaly rips a hole in time.

Plot
Stan is sitting on his bed.

Stan: Ugh. So bored... So bored...

A Blue Flash engulfed the screen, and Paradox was there.

Paradox: Bored?

Stan: Yeah.

Paradox: Have this watch. It can control time.

Stan: Cool! (Grabs watch)

Paradox: Just don't turn it left, then right, then right again.

Stan turned it left, right, then right.

Paradox: Waste of breath. Alrighty then. Pip pip cherrio.

Paradox left, and a giant, black hole appeared!

Stan: Oh crud.

There was a blue flash, and Stan and the hole were gone.

Stan was floating around in space. There was another Stan, but he was four-teen.

Stan: Your me!

Young Stan: Your me? Never! I will never be that ugly!

Stan: Retard.

Stan punched Young Stan in the face.

Stan: I shouldn't have used that watch.

Stan flew away. He arrived on a Future Earth. He opened another portal, and arrived in a space base.

TO BE WRITTEN...