Dungeons and Dragons (Ultra Ben)

(Rath): RATH! LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, THORIN THE DWARF! RATH HATES DWARVES! EVER SAW SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES? THOSE DWARVES ARE STUPID! AND YOU ARE MORE STUPID!

(Thorin): Shut up, you vile alien.

(Rath): RATH HATES PEOPLE WHO CALL HIM VILE!

(Gandalf): Sssh.

(Rath): SHUADDAP!

(Gandalf): I am sorry. (blasts Rath)

(Rath): STOP BLASTING ME, STINKING STAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

(Gandalf): I did not push him down.

(Thorin): Yes. You blasted him down.

(Gandalf): Orcs!

(Thorin): Dwarves! Move out!

(Dwarves): Charge!!!

(Thorin): No I said-

The Dwarves are killed

(Gandalf): What...

(Sauron): Your empire will fall.

(Echo Echo): Oh yeah! Quantity beats Quantity!

(Sauron): That does not make sense, you micron.

(Echo Echo): I don;t don't care care! (screams)

(Sauron): Block!

(Echo Echo): Duh whuh whuh whuh whuh.

Current universe

(Ben): Okay I am seriously getting out of France. I hate it.

(Rook): No but. Whup! (falls through a portal)

(Ben): Rook! (jumps in)

Parallel Universe

(Ben 1 (the one already in this universe)): Oh man!

(Ben 2 (the other one)): Duh what? Where am I?

(Sauron): Double. I will extract the Matrixes!

Dungeon

(Ben 1): I hate you.

(Ben 2): Double for you.

(Ben 1): Stop saying double.

(Ben 2): No I'm not!

Gandalf teleports in

(Gandalf): Goodbye, Bens. I shall be Sauron's prisoner.

(Jetray 1): Lets go!

(Clockwork 2): Too bad. I can pause you.

(Gandalf): You must work toge-

(Ben 2): Yeah whatever. Bye Ben 1. Haha!

(Sauron): Hmm. They are easy prey.