Pirates and Aliens

Pirates and Aliens is the 60th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Summary
Ben's house gets invaded by pirates.

Plot
Ben, Gwen and Kevin walked out of the movie rental store.

(Ben) NU THEY DON'T HAVE A PIRATE MOVIE FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(Kevin) Relax. I know a guy.

AT BEN'S HOUSE

(Movie)  PYRONITES OF THE CARRIBEAN

(Ben) YAY

The captain threw a sailor into the water.

(Captain) Arrrgh!

A sailor burned the captain.

(Sailor) Argh!

A shark wearing an eyepatch ate the ship.

(Shark) AAAAAAARRRRGH

(Movie) THE END

(Gwen) What the...

(Kevin) DAMMIT I WANTED A REAL PIRATE MOVIE

(Ben) I'll do you one better! (turns into TV)

(Gwen) Wait... NO BEN DON'T DO IT

(Kevin) I'm outta here.

Kevin and Gwen left.

(TV) YOUR LOSS

TV zapped the screen, and a lot of Pyronite pirates jumped out!

Then Ben reverted.

(Captain) Aaargh! This be our new home.

(Ben) NU!

A parrot with an eyepatch suddenly attacked Ben.

(Ultimatrix)  Boatbird DNA acquired.

(Ben) Whatever. (transforms into Ripjaws) MWAHAHA

A pirate with a harpoon appeared!

(Pirate) AAAAARGH

He threw it at Ripjaws, but he ate it.

Ripjaws bit some pirates, but they hit him with their hook hands.

(Ripjaws) I MUST EVOLVE (evolves) ULTIMATE RIPJAWS!!

A shark jumped out of the TV!

(Ultimate Ripjaws) HELP ME

The shark ate a few pirates and spit out some eyepatches.

(Ultimate Ripjaws) Hmmm.... (turns into AmpFibian and puts on eyepatch) I AM A PIRATE LIEK YOU

(Pirates) Seriously?

We see Ben on top of a large building, about to jump off.

(Pirates) ARRRRRGH! Any last words?

(Ben) Just two. FOUR ARMS! (hits Ultimatrix) Heatblast -_-

(Pirates) GASP IT'S ONE OF US

Heatblast jumped off and flew back to his house. The pirates followed him.

(Heatblast) TIME TO END THIS SHEET

Heatblast turned into Parropirate.

(Parropirate) NEW ALIEN BEACHES.

He flew around and laid an explosive egg on the captain!

(Captain) AAAARRRRGH

(Parropirate) PIRATE ARMY ATTACK!

Some robot pirates appeared and beat up all the Pyronite pirates.

Parropirate turned into TV and zapped them back into the movie. He reverted.

(Ben) YUS.

He noticed that the house was destroyed.

Carl and Sandra appeared.

(Sandra) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

THE END

Characters

 * Ben
 * Gwen
 * Kevin
 * Carl (cameo)
 * Sandra (cameo)

Villains

 * Pirates

Aliens Used

 * TV (x2)
 * Ripjaws
 * Ultimate Ripjaws
 * Heatblast
 * Parropirate (debut)