Simon 10

Simon 10 is a fan-made sketch for MAD that could have been if Simien 10 was real.

Plot
Simon (from American Idol) was walking in the woods.

Simon: Dang it, I'm so bored.

Suddenly, ChamAliens (Chamelions) appeared!

Simon: You guys totally rip-off that weird monster from Monsters Inc, and Chesire Cat!

ChamAliens: RAGH WE DON'T LIKE YOU!

ChamAliens started running after him, when a pod crashed from the air and hit them in the groin.

ChamAlien: OW

Simon: What is this? An Idoltrix! (puts on arm and selects Megabite) This guy looks cool. (transform) AHH I'M A BIG PURPLE FRIENDLY DINOSAUR!

ChamAlien: Attack him!

Megabite: I LOVE YOU, (bashes chamaliens), YOU LOVE M- I CAN'T STOP SINGING THIS STUPID SONG!

Then a giant spaceship came from the sky. Four people came out.

Randy Jackson: I created the Idoltrix. Now come, we need another host!

Steven Tyler: ****ing awesome fight! WE NEED ANOTHER ****ing JUDGE!

Simon: You can't curse like that on a kids show. You give kids a bad example of what a person should be so I vote you off.

Steven: BLAGH! **** you!

Ryan Seacrest: Come we need to host Antartican Idol!

They flew in a spaceship to Antartica.

Then, after they landed they met constestants that were voted off and mad.

James Durbin: I SHOULD HAVE WON THIS SEASON

Simon: I couldn't have done anything.

James: I want to kill Randy and Steven!

Steven: **** off.

Simon: Oh yeah, (transform) Absorbrat! I'm a rat?

Casey Abrams: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! With my laser!

Absorbrat: I shall freeze everyone!

Steven: Absorb your ****ing cold personality.

Absorbrat absorbed Simon's personality and everyone was frozen for 226418524561456427615425647172476124 years.

226418524561456427615425647172476124 years later.

Simon: Hey look we are in New York! Let's bring American Idol back!

Ryan: And I found another replacement if Paula quits!

They hosted another season in the future.

Then the angry contestants returned to get revenge!

James: REVENGE!

Simon: Not if Drillbit can say anything about it (transform) Drill- AHHH I'M BURNING! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS ALIEN IF HE CAN'T SURVIVE THE SUN? (drills underground) Now how am I supposed to attack?

Casey: Where is Simon?

Drillbit: Now or nothing. (bursts out of the ground and kills the angry contestants) AHHH I'M BURNING AGAIN!

Later that day they kept having interviews.

Hulk: It's Friday, Friday, HULK SMASH on Friday. You like Hulk song?

Paula: I felt it needed more- Okay it downright sucked.

Randy: Sucked a lot.

Simon: Everything stinked.

Hulk: Slang or literally?

Simon: Both.

Hulk: GAH Y U NO LIKE HULK SONG! HULK SMASH!

Simon: (transform) Crushtacean! I'm a shrimp?

Randy: I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!

Simon: What?

Randy: It's not Crushtacean, it's Crushedtacean!

Simon: Oh crab (get's crushed by Hulk)

Hulk: HULK SAD NOW BECAUSE U NOT ACCEPT HIM!

Hulk ran away crying.

Jennifer: Well what now? Simon got crushed and Paula just quit.

Randy: I know!

STEVEN 10!

Steven: **** you I don't want a ****ing show.

THE END.

Characters

 * Simon Cowell
 * Steven Tyler
 * Randy Jackson
 * Jennifer Lopez
 * Paula Abdul
 * Ryan Seacrest

Villains

 * Casey Abrams
 * James Durbin
 * HULK

Aliens Used

 * Megabite (now purple like Barney and sings Barney songs)
 * Absorbrat (now a rat but has same powers)
 * Drillbit
 * Crushedtacean (now a shrimp)

Trivia

 * This could have happened if Simien 10 was real
 * Yes, I know I'm parodying myself.