The Shrekoning

The Shrekoning is the first episode of Nongles 10 Super Matrixareforkids after the long break.

Plot
Nongles and his buddies are sitting around.

(Nongles): Come on guys stop mucking around. We only have 5 minutes until our show's on.

(Vilgax): That's not enough tiiiiiime!

Suddenly the clock turns into Shrek.

(Shrek): There's always time for a song, laddeh.

(Nongles): what

(Shrek): Layers are a tool you can hang on the wall or wear it on your rizd.

(Steve Harwell): What is the time?

(Shrek): It's quarter to onion time to have a mud bath laddeh.

Suddenly bath

(Vilgax): What do you mean? We're already clean.

(Shrek): Scrub scrub scrub til the mud is brown....er.

Out of bath

(Shrek): Layers are a ruler to measure the swag they don't go backwards laddeh only one way. Watch them wrap around like a merry go round. Layering so fast like a merry go onion laddeh.

Shrek teleports them into space.

(Shrek): Let's get your game on, go play, hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid!

(Nongles): But we don't really want to. We're going to miss our show.

(Shrek): Don't be dreck laddehs let's go.

Shrek teleports them to Duloc.

(Shrek): Layers are swag unlike Farquaad.

(Farquaad): I'm Farquaad nyeh

Shrek throws an onion at Farquaad and Farquaad dies. They arrive at some trees.

(Steve): This tree that is old has layers.

(Shrek): This tree that is older has more layers laddeh.

(Vilgax): This onion that's fresh is ripe to the core!

(Onion): But I get left out in the sun ogre time and I'm not anymore.

The Onion turns brown and starts sprouting little white hairs.

(Shrek): Layers can be told by the swag or the dreck, layers are abundant in swaggy laddehs.

Vilgax is playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Shrek stops him.

(Shrek): Nice game laddeh let's play later

(Vilgax): Yey

(Steve): I'm friends with my dad.

Steve Harwell's dad stands before everybody. He busts out a guitar and starts playing All Star.

(Shrek): Yey laddeh

Shrek gets out onions.

(Shrek): For your cooperativity laddehs, I'm giving all of you onions.

(Nongles): Frick yeah!

Nongles turns into Eatle.

Suddenly the whole universe implodes to form one giant onion with many layers.