Talk:Upchuck Norris/@comment-2180830-20120128121603/@comment-2180830-20120201000455


 * 1) Gourmands don't have teeth. Epic fail.
 * 2) My voice is already horrible. Well, at least my singing voice. Epic fail.
 * 3) Gourmands are already fat. He doesn't have a nose or ears. He's part Thep Khufan, so he can regenerate his eye back. Epic fail.
 * 4) Gourmands are already fat, disgusting, and teethless, my voice is already horrible, and the fusion is ugly. Epicest fail of all.