Le French Dimension

Le French Dimension is le episode of le Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Summary
Ben, Blukic and Driba reach the French Dimension where everyone is french for some reason!

Plot
Ben was drinking a smoothy at Mr. Smoothies with Blukic and Driba.

(Ben): Do I know you guys?

(Blukic): Uh, in Omniverse kind of sort of yeah.

(Ben): Wow Omniverse me must be a loser cause you guys are neeeerds

(Blukic): That wasn’t very nice.

(Ben): ya dweebs

They finished their smoothies and sat in awkward silence for 30 minutes.

THEME SONG

(Blukic): So, what do we do now, Ben?

(Ben): Let’s go find that 23rd Mr. Smoothy Kevin told me about.

(Driba):..didn’t we do that already?

(Blukic): Probably.

(Driba): Lurnit’s universe reboot was very confuzling.

(Ben): I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR REDUNDANT ADVENTURES SO OBEY ME

(Blukic): ...okay.

They went onto the Tenn-Speed and drove out of the Mr. Smoothies parking. As they went out into the street they crashed into a crossdimensional Burger Shack.

(Ben): OMG BURGER SHACK IN 23 DIMENSIONS

Out of it came Cheesy.

(Cheesy): Ohhaitherebensaverofsnofrisk.

(Ben): CHEESY OMGZ

(Cheesy): I’M MAKING CROSSDIMENSIONAL CHEESEBURGERS HEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHEU

(Ben): YAY

(Cheesy): I’ll give you a free cheeseburger just cuz you saved Snofrisk.

(Ben): WOO

(Blukic): Hopefully a new dimension this time, Driba.

(Driba): I don’t want to go back to the alien hating Justin Benber dimension again.

They went inside and Cheesy gave them a free cheeseburger.

(Ben): Woot.

A Dexter and a Johnny Bravo alien entered the store, bought a cheeseburger and left.

(Dexter): HEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHUHE

(Johnny Bravo): HEUHEUHEUHEUHUEHUEHEUHE

(Ben): Yay for cartoon references.

Suddenly the blue things around the store stopped spinning around.

(Cheesy): Goddammit you stupid dimensional motor.

(Ben): NEW DIMENSION YAY

(Cheesy): Look guys I gotta fix this thing like in the Omniverse episode, just go do some stupid shit in this dimension while I fix this.

(Ben): Wow ok

Ben, Blukic and Driba looked outside, and saw a Ben with a blue jacket and a moustache outside. He was fighting a red SevenSeven guy.

(FrenchBen): Give it up NeufNeuf!

(NeufNeuf): HONHONHONHONHONHON

(FrenchBen): (transform) AUK!

Auk fired spewns at NeufNeuf. NeufNeuf avoided it and threw a grenade at Auk. Auk deflected it with his eyebrow.

(Ben): WE MUST SAVE THE FRENCH ME (transform) Q-CUMBER!

Q-cumber fired pikls at NeufNeuf, along with Auk who fired spoons. NeufNeuf threw a grenade at them, and Auk shot a pineapple which caused the grenade to explode in mid air. Q-cumber created a massive pickle aand threw it at NeufNeuf.

(Auk): Who in le hell are you?

(Q-cumber): I AM AMERICAN BEN

(Auk): Ohohoh american eh?

(NeufNeuf): GENTLEMEN

NeufNeuf fired lazars at Q-Cumber, and Q-Cumber avoided them.Q-Cumber shot a huge pickle and caused it to fly and penetrate NeufNeuf’s jetpack.

(NeufNeuf): MON DIEU

NeufNeuf flew around everywhere and crashed into a wall. He exploded, and people came to cheer. French Ben reverted and so did BTSF Ben.

FRENCH THEME SONG

FRENCH BEN

He’s from France and he wants a croissant

But when you need le superhero, he gets le job done!

FRENCH BEN

With le device that he wears on his arm, he can eat croissants and save the french from harm!

When merde’s taking place, he gets right in le face!

FRENCH BEN

When France is on the line, it’s croissant time!

FRENCH BEN

(Ben): HELLO FRENCH ME

(French Ben): So, American me, how did you reach my dimension?

(Ben): My friend’s crossdimensional Burger Shack got stuck in this dimension. Also, are you evil alien haters?

(French Ben): Uhm nope.

(Ben): BLUKIC DRIBA CMERE

They went out of the store.

(Cheesy): Sup.

(FrenchBen): Stuck in this dimension, huh? I guess I can get my dimension’s Azmuth to fix your dimensional motor.

(Cheesy): What is this dimension, anyway?

(Blukic): (looks at PDA) It seems this is dimension 29.

(Driba): In this dimension, the french won World War II and have taken control over the entire world. Also, Ben is only half the stupid from our dimension.

(FrenchBen): Dolphins won the civil war, too.

(Ben): TELL US MORE ABOUT THIS DIMENSION

Ben, Blukic, Driba and French Ben went to Mr. Croissants.

(Ben): CROISSANTS

(French Ben): Croissants are better than gyros and smoothies.

(Ben): So who’s the team in your dimension?

(FrenchBen): Here they come.

Gwen with a moustache, Kevin with a moustache and Rook with a moustache came to the table.

(FrenchBen): Zis is french Kevin.

(FrenchKevin): Bonjour Galvans.

(FB): Zis is french Rook.

(Rook): Hello, American Ben-dude.

(FB): And zis is… French Gwen.

The camera mega zooms in on French Gwen’s face.

(French Gwen): PAMPLEMOUSSE

(FB): (whispers to Ben)... that’s pretty much all she can say

(French Gwen): PAMPLEMOUSSE

(Ben): Where’s your french Grandpa Max?

(FB): You… you know him?

(Ben): Honestly I wish I didn’t.

(FB): All I have is a stupid Grandma Maxeena.

(Ben): Whut.

Max’s RV came by the table, although it was blue and carried the French flag on the top of the RV along with french flags on the side. Out of the RV came an elderly woman that looked like Grandpa Max dressed in drag.

(Maxeena): Bonjour Ben and American Ben, we are having le issue downtown, go rapidement!

(French Gwen): PAMPLEMOUSSE

(Ben): WOAH FRENCH VILLAINS

They all went into the RV. French Kevin casually pulled out a snack of snails and frog legs and started munching. Blukic and Driba started talking to Rook about his Proto-Tool and Gwen was casting random spells alone. French Ben, French Kevin and Ben started talking.

(French Ben): So tell me American Ben, how is life in your dimension?

(Ben): I dunno pretty normal I guess, my show got reboorted and I can curse now. Also Genghis Khan runs Cartoon Network.

(French Ben): Fantastique, what an amazing dimension that must be.

A fireball flew at Ben’s head, but he dodged it.

(Ben): The fudge is that

French Gwen stared awkwardly at them from her chair randomly casting spells.

(French Gwen): PAMPLEMOUSSE

(French Kevin): Pardon, but shes never been the same ever since that bug that tête de crosse Clancy sent on us.

(Ben): ayy lmao

Gwen turned Kevin’s pack of snails into a frog then made it huge before destroying it.

(Gwen): PAMPLEMOUSSE

(Ben): I feel like I’m forgetting something though.

Blukic and Driba came running to Ben.

(Driba): Ben, check this out!

(Blukic): French Rook do the thing!

French Rook transformed his proto-tool into the Eiffel Tower.

(Ben): ASTONISHING

(French Rook): Merci American Ben.

(Ben): Our Rook sucks, luckily I hang out with Eggy most of th-WAIT WHERE’S FRENCH EGGY

(French Ben): He’s right over there.

French Ben pointed out the window, where Eggy with a moustache was riding in a robot thing firing bombs everywhere.

(French Eggy): TENNYSON, I RETURN!

(Ben): EGGY IS EVIL HERE?

(French Ben): Oui, but here he is L’Eggy. After we saved him from le iPhone he became angry that we ripped him apart from his family. We tried finding the iPhone to return him to his family, but Kevin sold it on eBay to some random Korean who broke it after he fell from the seventh floor.

(French Kevin): After discovering his family basically died, he finally broke, and stole le universal translator and some mech parts and attacked us. We defeated him, but he’s swore vengeance on us ever since.

(Ben): k

L’Eggy fired a bomb at the RV which flipped on the road. The crew crawled out of the RV.

(L’Eggy): VENGEANCE IS MINE, BEN, BEN TENNYSON!

(French Ben): Wanna beat him up, American?

(Ben): did you just assume my nationality you little-

L’Eggy lobbed a bomb at Ben, which was interrupted by a blue flash of light.

(French Ben): (transform) L’ECHO!

L’Echo threw a clone of himself at the bomb, who absorbed it as it exploded over them.

(Ben): wow this does NOT EXCUSE YOU (transform) CRASHHOPPER!

L’Eggy threw a bomb at Crashhopper who jumped and dodged it. He threw a bomb at L’Echo, who stopped it with soundwaves.

(L’Echo): OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI OUI

(Crashhopper): I CANT OUTRUN MY FEARS AND DOUBTS IM NOT FAST ENOUGH

Crashhopper jumped towards a french guy and stole his beret. He slapped it on the Omnitrix symbol.

(Hat Crashhopper): HAT CRASHHOPPER! Now I’m fast enough!

HC dashed at super speed towards L’Eggy’s mech, and jumped to hit him in the face. L’Eggy launched a bomb at his face, knocking him back.

(L’Eggy): HONHONHON! BERET LE GRASSHOPPER IS USELESS AGAINST MY MECH!

Meanwhile, French Kevin absorbed the mech’s metal shell and punched it. French Gwen was casting random spells in the corner. She made a star fall on L’Eggy’s mech, damaging it.

(L’Eggy): MON DIEU

While L’Eggy was distracted, Hat Crashhopper dashed and kicked L’Eggy in the face, jumping away.

(L’Eggy): AUGH

(Hat Crashhopper): FRENCH ME DO THE WEE WEE WEE THING

(L’Echo): OUI

L’Echo multiplied himself a lot around L’Eggy’s mech, and blasted sound waves at the mech.

(L’Echos): OUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUIOUI The mech exploded and L’Eggy dropped to the floor. TO BE CONTINUED

By American Ben

 * Q-cumber
 * Crashhopper
 * Hat Crashhopper

By French Ben

 * Auk
 * L'Echo

American Dimension

 * Ben
 * Blukic
 * Driba
 * Cheesy

French Dimension

 * French Ben
 * French Gwen
 * French Kevin
 * French Rook
 * Grandma Maxeena

Villains

 * L'Eggy
 * NeufNeuf