The Boogie Battle

Plot
The team were in the ship, flying around.

(Rex): I'm bored.

(Conner): Me too. Can we fire the torpedoes or something?

(Dustin): The distress warning installation on the ship tells me that there is trouble on the planet Chalybeas.

(Conner): Well, what kind of trouble?

(Dustin): I don't know yet. The Citrakayah is just really anxious for us to get there.

One of Conner's small eyes popped off, and it rolled to the front of the ship. Conner ran to get his eye, but his head bumped a button. Three metallic spheres came out of a big hole in the floor of the ship. They grew several red eyes packed into a circle, and propellors on the top. They grew three spider-like legs each, and had four wire arms with pincers on each.

(Dustin): Those.......are the emergency bots.

Theme song!

(Rex): Smashy smashy!

Rex jumped at one and punched it. A big dent was made in it. Rex spat a web at it, and swung the emergency bot into another. The third emergency bot flew into the air. Dustin shapeshifted into a Pyronite.

(Dustonite): It's my job to make sure you don't get all the fun.

Dustonite shot molten lava at the third emergency bot's propellor, and jammed it. The emergency bot crashed to the ground.

(Conner): Umm, guys?

(Rex): Don't disturb fight time!

Rex picked up Dustonite and swung him into the second emergency bot. Dustonite made a large fire around him. He crashed into the second emergency bot and knocked it to the floor, just as the ship crashed into Chalybeas. Dustonite shot lava to make a cushioning effect, then turned back to an Osmosian.

(Conner): You need to not disturb warning time.

(Dustin): Yeah, Rex. We need to start paying attention to each other some more.

(Rex): The only thing I'm paying attention to is my web spit. I'm leaving.

Rex spit a web at a post. He swung onto the post, then continued the process with taller stuff.

(Conner): Looks like we lost a member of the team.

(Dustin): He'll come crawling back to us any hour now. Now let's go find that Citrakayah.

A Citrakayah ran to Dustin and Conner.

(Citrakayah): I'm Grigora, the one who called you guys.

(Dustin): That was fast.

(Grigora): Everything is fast around here. But listen. There's this booger dude out in the open, trying to kill all of the life here and destroy this planet. He's not a pain in the neck right now, but I reckon he'll be succeeding later.

(Conner): We can take him.

(Grigora): Thanks for the enthusiasm.

(Dustin): We're going to need you as a guide.

(Grigora): No problem. Just tell me where to take you.

(Dustin): Try taking us to a smart Citrakayah.

(Grigora): I'll take you to my sister's boyfriend's great grandpa's great grandma's great grandson's stepfather's sister's cousin's pet's cousin's brother's mother's uncle's zookeeper's robot's owner's pet's grandma's zookeeper.

(Conner): Umm, whatever.

(Dustin): Show him some respect.

(Grigora): No, it's okay. In fact, I'm used to non-respect. In elementary school, all the kids teased me for having a name that sounds like a girl.

Grigora started going somewhere. Dustin and Conner followed.

Meanwhile........

Rex was on a super fast train. Then it stopped at a park. Rex jumped off and walked around.

(Rex): I don't need those guys. I have my own powers.

Rex saw a Citrakayah with an eyepatch, a pet leg with a small black shoe, and a cutlass. He had red eyes, a scar under his right eye, and a pirate hat. Behind him were two other Citrakayahs, both wearing white shirts with beige belts and puffy black shorts. One wore brown shoes, one wore no shoes. One had a red bandanna on his head with white dots. The other had a yellow bandanna with red dots.

(Main Pirate): You monkey spider foe! Bow down t' me and me loyal subjects, or be forced t' walk t' smartly species plank!

(Rex): Never, you swashbuckling boogernose!

(Main Pirate): Since you offend me, we shall defeat you! Then down into t' smartly shark infested water for you!

The main pirate ran to Rex. He punched him. The other two pirates ran to Rex. Rex spat a web at a branch, then swung it at the pirates, knocking them down. The main pirate used his cutlass to cut the branch into several pieces. While he was cutting the branch, Rex tripped him.

(Rex): Your lame sword isn't gonna cut it tonight! Woo!

The backup pirate with the yellow bandanna picked up a park bench. He ran towards Rex, ready to hit him in the head. Rex spat a web at the bench, then he pulled the web. He swung the bench, along with the pirate. He hurled the web to a lightpost and it stuck, then he kicked the lightpost.

(Rex): Bye bye.

The lightpost pulled the pirate with him. The other backup pirate ran fast around Rex, making it hard to breathe. Rex kept coughing, and a web started to come out of his mouth. It stuck to the ground. Rex fell backward into the backup pirate, and he spun and spun and spun. Then he got sent flying backwards. He held the web with his mouth. When he flew backwards, he pulled the part of the ground the other end of the web was stuck to up, and the backup pirate got hit. The part of the ground continued to pull the backup pirate, then Rex opened his mouth. The web, the part of the ground, and the Citrakayah pirate flew behind him. The part of the ground broke on the backup pirate, coating him in dirt, grass, and a flower. The head pirate got up.

(Head Pirate): You may have defeated me little crew. But we were hired by t' fiend known as Lord Knee-High. Soon this planet will be destroyed, and everythin' with it, includin' you. But Lord Knee-High promised me a flyin' ship that will let me flee t' t' nearest planet, so don't go askin' any questions now."

The head pirate turned his sword at an angle, reflecting light somewhere as a signal. A bunch of molecular slime balls came, and swarmed around Rex. They picked up Rex, tied him to a metal post, and carried him away.

(Head Pirate): Har har har.

Commercial break!

To be completed.

Trivia

 * First episode written by Ultimatehero.
 * First episode featuring Lord Knee-High.