Kineceleran Kyle

Kineceleran Kyle is an episode of Pizza Party.

Plot
S'jate and Unidef were in their dorm room. S'jate was reading the newspaper, and Unidef was watching TV.

(S'jate): This lizard guy won a marathon.....30 times before the next person crossed the finish line.

On the TV, a blue humanoid lizard was in a gym with 4 other lizards.

(S'jate): Hey, that's the same guy!

(Lizard): Alright Goer Gang, let's go!

They all got on treadmills and started running super fast on them. The head lizard got off.

(Lizard): And that's Running with Kyle!

Unidef turned the TV off, and then there was a weird beep.

(S'jate): What was that?

Unidef picked up his phone and showed S'jate. On the screen, it said "New Ringtone!" Unidef played the ringtone.

(Ringtone): Kylekylekylekylekyle!

(Unidef): Wrble qn!

Unidef set that as his ringtone.

(S'jate): Let's go tell Eleganni about this Kyle guy! She loves Kinecelerans.

They went to Eleganni's dorm, which was covered with posters of Kyle with hearts drawn on them. Eleganni was sitting on her bed, kissing a plush Kyle.

(Eleganni): I love you Kyle!

(Eleganni with a deep voice): I love you too!

(Eleganni): Let's make out some more.

(Deep-voiced Eleganni): Okay.

They started kissing again, but Eleganni noticed S'jate and Unidef. She tossed the plush figure under her bed, and started ripping down the posters. (S'jate): Ummmm.......

Eleganni threw a tube of lipstick shaped like Kyle at S'jate, but snatched it back right afterwards.

(Eleganni): I didn't just throw a tube of lipstick at you shaped like my husband!

(S'jate): It's okay Eleganni, we know you love Kinecelerans.

(Eleganni): MyhubbyissigningautographstodaytthetheaterforhismovieTheFastandtheKylous! Comewithmetogetone! NOWNOWNOW!

(S'jate): Calm down, Eleganni, we'll come with you. Right, Unidef?

Unidef was playing with a Kyle yo-yo, reading a Kyle comic book, and sitting on a Kyle bean bag all at the same time.

(Unidef): Weh? Oh, yeh.

He ate a Kyle cookie.

Later.....

Unidef, S'jate, and Eleganni were in a very long line to get an autograph. Unidef groaned.

(S'jate): This line is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long! It's longer than the 'so' in my last sentence!

(Unidef): Rtwer vbti puq.

(S'jate): The bathroom is in on the right when you enter the theater.

Unidef ran into the theater.

(Kyle): Alright, I'm gonna take a coffee break.

Kyle dashed into the theater. Unidef had finished washing his hands and was drying them, but he dropped his paper towel and it went under the sink. Unidef went under there to get it. Kyle walked in, looked around, and went into a stall. A human was in the stall.

(Human): It's working! You've become famous in a day!

(Kyle): I'm very fast, Gary.

(Gary): Alright, what's the next phase of the plan?

(Unidef, whispering): Huh?

He started listening.

(Kyle): We can't move onto the next phase yet. First, EVERY LAST BEING on this planet has to know the name Kyle Overrath. Then, we can produce a hypnotic TV show that will enslave everyone.

Unidef gasped, then ran out.

(Gary): Did you hear that? I think someone heard our plan!

(Kyle): Yeah. Let's get them!

Outside the theater, Unidef ran back to Eleganni and S'jate.

(Unidef): Wwjqjwjh jjjhdhfgh hweheheh!

(S'jate): That's ridiculous. Kyle's a celebrity! He wouldn't do that.

(Eleganni): Have you ever heard of Miley Cyrus?

(S'jate): Okay, now I believe you.

Kyle was running to Unidef, and Gary was riding on his back.

(S'jate): Hop on!

Eleganni jumped onto S'jate's shoulder, and Unidef hopped onto his back. S'jate started dashing away.

AEROPHIBIAN VS. KINECELERAN! THE ULTIMATE RACE!

S'jate won.

(Eleganni): k

(S'jate): I can't believe-

(Eleganni): Wait, where are we.....

At a shark tank.....

(Eleganni): k

(S'jate): Wait............AAAAAAH!

(Eleganni): AAAAAAH!

(Unidef): AAAAAAAH!

They flew away.

(Eleganni): Where are we now?

At a beehive.....

(S'jate): No!

They flew away again.

At the Sawblade Museu-(gets beat up by Eleganni)

At a peaceful valley.....

(S'jate): I can't believe Kyle's trying to take over the world.

(Eleganni): Yeah, he was my role model. Keyword: was. I don't like Kinecelerans anymore. I'm into Appoplexians now.......

(Voice): Did someone say Appoplexians?

An Appoplexian walked over to them.

(Eleganni): Who are you?

(Appoplexian): Miles OverXLR8.

(S'jate): Hey, you can help us beat Kyle!

(Miles): I've heard of him, and I know his plan to take over the planet.

(Eleganni): How?

(Miles): Ever since XLR8 got more votes for Rath in the alien fest voting, I knew the Kinecelerans were up to something.

(S'jate): So, what do we do now?

(Eleganni): We need to tell the public that Kyle is trying to enslave everyone.

A blimp with a giant two-way chat of Kyle flew overhead.

(Kyle): I can't let you do that.

Everything began transforming into TV's with a TV show of Kyle.

(Kyle): Watch it and get hypnotized!

(Miles): Never!

(Eleganni): Run!

The four started running from the TV's.

(S'jate): How do we stop this?

(Eleganni): We just have to tell everyone Kyle's scheme!

(Kyle): I can't let you do that.

A metal hand grabbed Eleganni and pulled her under.

(S'jate): ELEGANIIIIIIIIII! Wait, why am I worried about Kyle getting her?

Unidef shrugged. The metal hand pulled him under.

(Unidef): Gwerquh!

(S'jate): UNIDEEEEEEFFFF! Wait, why am I worried about Kyle getting her? He owes me 20 bucks.

TO BE CONTINUED