Ester vs. Kai

Ester vs. Kai is the second rap battle of the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Ben 10.

About

 * You do not have to click on the song, there is a music player below.
 * Music-icon.png Soundtrack - ERP Instrumental
 * Maltruent starts off a bit after 10 seconds into the song.

Rap


First season to air was the best, I've always done a good show,

So just go back to New Mexico, you and your big nose,

I like the way you think, go ahead and play hard to get,

It's too bad all you intend to do, is take Ben to the vet!



(Pause)... Why don't you make, like your pony tail,

I stretch like Pinocchio but I ain't lying, take Ben, I've got Antonio,

Once everyone heard about that, the news spread like the Polio,

Sh-Sh-Show me girl, you phony girl, why do you show hate to your Romeo,

I'm talking about Blitzwolfer, you really like him a lot though,

You Navajo, don't mess with the Kraaho, I keeps it simple unlike Dos Santos,

Go back to your museum, keep working there as a lame arts host,

Wanna like Ben, wanna tame Blitzwolfer, kisses XLR8, who do you want, girl?



You're just as good at hyprocrisy, as you are in archaeology,

Your relationship couldn't be solved by therapists, so just don't talk to me,

I'll lock the door and lock the keys, because I sense a vicious wanna-be,

It's got to me, you're unoriginal, you seem more like Lara Croft to me!



I could track you down so easily, take you out I'm undetectable,

You won't stay with Antonio long, his idiocy is unacceptable,

I find it rude that One: You want me to die, but I'll stay skeptical,

Two: You remind me of the main characters in The Incredibles!



Take a seat, I bring the heat, that even you've never seen,

You better cross your fingers 50 times, because you've just intervened,

Why don't you come with to New Mexico, we'll take through the Sector 3,

You'll see things down there that isn't any crap you've ever seen,

Show some respect, I've got two names, and you've only got one,

From Ben to Antonio, girl, that's not a level up,

You broke up with Ben, right in front of me, what a shocker,

Your relationship with Ben, has lasted almost as short as Jennifer Nocturne's,

Click for Mystery Rapper Fast!

WHO WON?, WHO'S NEXT?

YOOOUUUU DECCIDE!

E-E-EPIC RAP BATTLES O- *gets blasted by Attea*

Poll
WHO WON? Ester Kai

Credits
 http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb1419269922/common/avatars/thumb/d/da/4050367.png/50px-4050367.png.jpg Kai vs Ester

December 27, 2014 - Sci100

(Replies):

 http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb1419028506/common/avatars/thumb/2/20/4139585.png/50px-4139585.png.jpg I'd rather see Ester vs. Julie, or just Ester vs. Julie vs. Kai vs. Jennifer Nocturne vs. Attea etc...

December 27, 2014 - Paperluigi ttyd