Herc Out-Foxes The Fox

Herc arrived at school in typical fashion; as a school bus. Well, normal for him anyway. Herc had gotten used to the daily morning routine of waking up, morphing to human, eating, driving to school,(as a bus) morphing back to human, stopping Larry Mutton from shoving some nerd into a locker,(typically Mark) and going to class. Today, however, was different; when he walked inside the school, he didn't find Larry (AKA 'The Fox', due to his amazing ability to never get caught by an authority) stuffing some nerd into a locker. He looked up the hallway as far as he could just to be sure. Suddenly, he was grabbed and roughly shoved...you guessed it...into a locker. He felt the door slam and heard a lock click, along with chortling that sounded somewhat less intelligent than a pig's.

"That's for stopping my fun, Greek Onion! Chaw haw haw!"

Larry, of course. It was times like these that Herc wished he still had his old laser burner. Silent but deadly. Then he realized that he could morph into it, and the only thing that stopped him from putting a nice, clean slice through te bully's chest was the bell.

BRING!BRING!BRING!

'How ironic.' Herc thought. 'When I first met this idiot, I was saved by the bell. Looks like thing have turned around now.'

Herc morphed his arm into a key on a string, and morphed to fit the lock. He then managed to escape and run for class. He got there in the nick of time. As he sat down, the teacher started talking.

"Alright class, I have heard complaints about someone bullying you, but you have kept me in the dark as to who. That doesn't matter to me unless it happens in my classroom, so talk to the principal or the PTA or the FBI or some other letter combonation, got it?"

Lisa leaned towards Herc.

"Where were you? You were almost late today!"

"Stuck in some locker traffic."

"But no one got shoved today, which is weird."

"I was the locker traffic this time."

"Herc! Why didn't you blow him up or something?"

"Explosions attract attention."

"I was joking. But, seriously, how much attention could an explosion draw?"

As if in awnser to that question, there was a giant explosion in the room. Everyone turned and gasped.

"That much." Herc said.

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"Bringing destruction to your school!"

"Education is so uncool!"

"To put textbooks under lock and key!"

"To infect head lice into the galaxy!"

"Brains, Xenon!"

"Vilgax, brawn!"

"Destruction Duo, ready to fight against learning!"

"Destroying every single notebook in our sight!"

""You better believe we're right!""

to be continued later...