User blog comment:SubZero309/My Birthday! :P/@comment-5037299-20120711115459

TAKE 1: Happy Bird-day! (a bird poops on your head)

TAKE 2: Happy Earth Day! (people throw a bunch of grass at you)

TAKE 3: Happy Birthmark Day! (you get painted the color of your birthmark)

TAKE 253: Happy Rhino Day! (a bunch of rhinos run over you)

TAKE 769: Happy Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious Day! (all the letters of supercalafragilisticexpialidocious fall on you)

TAKE 1001: Happy Birthda- (I die)