Skater Hater

Skater Hater is the third episode of Pizza Party.

Plot
S'jate and Unidef were playing in the park. A clock tower rung 7 times.

(S'jate): We are an hour late for college! Let's hurry and get there!

S'jate started flying to college.

(S'jate): Too bad you can't keep up.

Unidef skated on rollerskates. He got in front of S'jate.

(S'jate): Hey! That's cheating! Your feet have to touch the ground!

S'jate looked at himself, then flew down. He flew while dragging his feet on the ground. He flew in front of Unidef. Unidef sonic roared and knocked S'jate to the side. Unidef got to college first.

(S'jate): No! I will go in before you!

S'jate flew at the speed of light to college. A building next to the college was being destroyed.

(Worker): Where will this giant anvil be?

(Boss): Just put it in front of the window of that college.

The worker swung a giant anvil in front of a window on the college. S'jate slowed down. He almost hit the anvil, but he stopped.

(S'jate): Phew.

A wrecking ball swung and knocked him under the anvil. The anvil swung around, and pulled the construction vehicle. The vehicle flattened S'jate. S'jate slipped under the door and went to class. Everyone was flattened except Unidef.

(Unidef): Roah roah roah barko go.

(S'jate): Yeah yeah, I wouldn't have gotten flattened if I skated. But I don't like skating. It is unnesscessary for Aerophibians.

(Mrs. ProCon): Ummm, Unidef, are you a professional skater?

Unidef nodded.

(Mrs. ProCon): For class today, maybe Unidef can teach us all how to skate.

Unidef led everyone except S'jate out the door.

(Unidef): Bo bo?

(S'jate): No. I'll just stay here. Flattened.

Everyone left. S'jate sat down for a while.

(S'jate): Hey, now is a good time to sharpen my pencil.

S'jate started sharpening his pencil, but he got sucked in the pencil sharpener. He came out sharp with lots of cuts.

After class......

S'jate and Unidef were in their dorm.

(Unidef): Ooop foop goop.

(S'jate): No. I will not learn how to skate.

Unidef begged while S'jate shook his head. A giant anvil fell on S'jate and flattened him again.

(S'jate): Ok, fine.

Later.......

S'jate was wearing skates.

(Unidef): Hog.

(S'jate): Stay straight, don't struggle, keep your balance, push yourself forward. I just wish you could have shortened it.

S'jate tried to skate.

(S'jate): Stay straight.

S'jate moved no where.

(S'jate): Don't struggle.

S'jate walked forward a bit, then he started rolling.

(S'jate): Keep your balance.

S'jate leaned to the left and right, then he stood straight.

(S'jate): Push yourself forward.

S'jate leaned forward a bit, and started skating.

(S'jate): I got it! I got it!

S'jate crashed into a statue.

(S'jate): Ow.

The statue fell and rolled over him, flattening him.

(S'jate): OH COME ON

Later......

Unidef tied a checkered ribbon around a flagpole. Then, he skated to S'jate.

(S'jate): So we will have a race, and I need to aim myself to the finish. Got it.

S'jate pushed himself, then started skating kind of slowly.

(S'jate): I'm aiming myself. I think I can win this!

S'jate couldn't find Unidef.

(S'jate): Unidef?

He was at the finish line.

(S'jate): Seriously?

A bear attacked S'jate, and flattened him.

Later.....

S'jate and Unidef were going to have another race. A bunch of fast stuff was attached to S'jate.

(S'jate): Now I'm sure I can win!

(Unidef): Ia dof foff!

(S'jate): Of course I can use this stuff! The race starts now!

Everything on S'jate exploded. It launched him to the flagpole.

(S'jate): Hey, I actually won!

S'jate looked down, and Unidef was touching the flagpole with his claw.

(S'jate): You've got to be kidding me.

A feather from a peregrine falcon fell on S'jate, and flattened him.

To Be Continued