Upchuck Norris Facts

This is a page for facts about Upchuck Norris. Anyone can add more facts, as long as they are true. The facts can also be related to BTFF things.

Facts

 * Upchuck Norris is not a parody of Upchuck. Upchuck is a parody of Upchuck Norris.
 * There is not a Sirron Kcuchpu. No two Upchuck Norris can exist together.
 * When Shrinktech shrinks Upchuck Norris, the universe just grows bigger.
 * Ben actually has 11 aliens, he is too scared to use Upchuck Norris.
 * There is no Ultimate Upchuck Norris. Nothing is more powerful than Upchuck Norris.
 * Upchuck Norris can travel through dimensions to check that the universe did not create another one of him.
 * The Big Tick was Upchuck Norris's Halloween costume.
 * When you use Upchuck in Protector of the Earth on DS, he kills everyone because Upchuck Norris is proud of his little brother.
 * Chuck Norris is Upchuck Norris's little brother.
 * Upchuck Norris exists in every trix.
 * The code to unlock Upchuck Norris in a video game is pressing all buttons together with one finger.
 * Upchuck Norris created Superduper Awesome Ultimate Ek.
 * Ekbeaters are hated because they steal Upchuck Norris's job.
 * ADD MORE OR HE WILL KILL YOU