Common Probs

Common Probs is the furfleth eppie the jingle meister prumped out of its rumple.

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(Ben): Gweng, i've invented the Omnitrix!

(Gwen): Ben, that already exis--

(Ben): --2.0!

(Gwen): But isn't that the new one Omniver--

(Ben): I don't is that what.

(Gwen): Wut did u--

(Ben): THE OMNITRIX 2.0, it has all the features of the last one, plus--

(Vilgax): It fits snugly on my ARMPIT.

Vilgax snatches the Wumbomnimatrix--

(Ben): How do you know the full name?

Shut up, I'm writing. Vilgax snatches the Wumbomnimatrix and wraps it around his pitsees.

(Ben): NOT THE ARMPIT D: If he sweats it'll short out D:

(Gwen): Good thing we're sitting on the Sun :DDDD

(Ben): Oh, good, Vilgax can never use it now.

(Vilgax): OH, NOOOO, I'M MELTING--

(Ben): Smoothie?

Kevin 11,000 comes out of nowhere with lawn chairs. Ben and Gwen fall out of their seats.

(Gwen): We weren't sitting yet, so how could we--

(Ben): Kevin 11,000? DDDDD:

(Kevin 11,000): Oh, yeah, I-- Hey, wait, how do you know about him? You weren't in that ep.

(Ben): Futon me were.

(Kevin 11,000): Oh, Ben 10 Futon. Yeah, but--

(Gwen): Can someone please explai--

(Vilgax): MY SKIN IS MELTING AND ALL OF MY BODILY FLUIDS ARE SPREADING EVERYWHERE-- THE PAIN--

(Ben): VILGAX, SHUT UP, WE'RE FIGHTING EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL.

(Vilgax): ;(

(Ben): Crybaby. So, Kevin, what's up?

(Gwen): Wait, you're not gonna ask anymore questions about this?

(Ben): Nah.

(Kevin 11,000): Well, if you must know--

(Ben): I don't. I want that lawn chair tho.

Ben steals one of the lawn chairs from Kevin and sits on it, drinking a smoothie that for some reason doesn't melt, watching Vilgax melt.

(Kevin 11,000): Gwen, I turned evil again. No big whoop.

(Gwen): Oh. Okay. Why'd you only bring one chair?

(Kevin 11,000): Oh. Well, about that. I'm going to kill myself with the chair and then you can sit on this one.

(Gwen): D: Suicide?

(Kevin 11,000): You're right that's a bad idea I've changed my mind forever.

Kevin 1111,000 turns bac to Kevy 18 years old or whatever age we're working with here. Gwen was like the president in the first episode right?

(Gwen): I think I might be 47.

I prefer 2.

(Gwen): But don't you need to be a certain age to be Pres--

And so the day is saved thanks to--

(Vilgax): DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYING--

Kevin runs over and bashes Vilgax in the head with the chair.

Everyone melts because science starts working again.



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