Meet Kevin 11

Plot
Ben is cycling through TV channels in his room, at night. Ben passes the Sports channel, Fishing channel, and even the Sumo Slammers channel, still depressed after his mistake involving Alien X. Ben makes it to the News Channel and pauses, seeing Will Harangue discuss the robbery that happened exactly one hour ago.

Will Harangue: Yes, tonight yet another robbery took place in Bellwood's downtown bank. Witnesses say that the suspects are armed and look as if their teens. I can honestly say with all my certainty that this robbery is more serious than the last one. Take a look at this, folks (Shows picture of the destroyed bank)

Ben: ...(Drops remote in shock) 

Will Harangue: Not only did the culprits steal every last dime, but they even managed to completely obliterate the safe in the back. All the gold is gone! Here, we have bank teller, Jim Thurgood, to tell us exactly what went on tonight.

Jim Thurgood: Well, to be honest with you, Will, it wasn't pretty. The guys were ruthless! They had these weird blaster-like weapons, that looked like they came out of one of those Alien-Thingamajig-Movies! It was terrifying...

Will Harangue: Can you give us a good description of the robbers, Mr. Thurgood?

Jim: Why, yes. They all looked like common thugs. Dressed in black, torn clothes, messy hair, wearing masks. One of them had some sort of special mask, and I could see his mouth and chin. He has this big 'ole scar, two of 'em in fact. It looked like some sort of "X".

Will Harangue: Uh huh, (Drawing on notepad), Like this? (Shows picture of a chin looking a lot like Kevin's)

Ben: (Scratching head, looking puzzled) Kinda looks like..

Jim: Yes, that's it! On the dot!

Will Harangue: Hang on, I'm getting a special broadcast from one of our cameramen downtown...They've got a complete picture of one of the thugs, seen at a autoshow. Okay, I've also got confirmation that the picture is of the thug without his mask! Excellent, here it is folks..

The picture appears on screen, and it looks exactly like Kevin E. Levin. Ben's mouth is wide open in awe, seeing that his best friend is a wanted criminal.

Ben: This HAS to be because of the whole Alien X reality warping!

Will Harangue: Yes, wow really?! Okay, my cameraman just info'd me in and said that the guy just stole a green sports car! (Shows footage of Kevin in the car, speeding out of the autoshow) If you see this man, know this man, or catch this man, call the police...and me! I'm William Harangue, and goodnight!

Ben turns off the TV.

Ben: No way am I letting Kevin get away with this! (Hits Omnitrix)

Wildvine: ...Last time I checked, weeds can fly! (Opens and stretches arms out window) ..But I guess they get around.. (Pulls himself out of room)

Wildvine stretches his arms and grabs on to edges of buildings, and streetlights, moving all around city. He see's a green sports car zipping through the streets wrecking everything in it's path. Police cars far and wide and after Kevin.

(On top of building, watching) Wildvine: Just a little precision..aaaaaand.. (Stretches arm to grab onto the sports car, but grabs a police car instead)

Wildvine is being yanked and pulled all over by the police car, and reacts by getting on top of it. He pulls off some seeds from his back and chunks them at the sports car, blowing both of the black tires. Kevin yells and turns the steering wheel as hard as he can, crashing into a dumpster. The policeman in the car slams down the brakes, and Wildvine is flung inside the dumpster and times out.

Kevin: Ohhh...my head. What just..happened? (Looks in rear-view mirror and sees two policeman about to approach the car) Oh, geez!

Kevin reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small purple and red device. He presses a button, chunks it out of the window, and it sprays a cloud of purple gas. The cops choke and cough until they fall down in fatigue. Ben peeks from outside the dumpster, with trash all over him, and sees Kevin make a run for it.

(Agitated) Ben: I'm gonna have to take the bath of the century, because of you!! (Smells himself and then turns around to puke)

When Ben turns around, Kevin is gone. Ben leaps out of the dumpster on his chest with sickening face. The policemen get up and look around for Kevin.

Ben: Uh-oh...(Leaps back in dumpster)

The scene goes to Ben walking out of his bathroom, with a towel over his body and him being dripping wet.

Ben: Kevin Levin, you are SO dead!

(From another room) Sandra: Ben, shouldn't you be asleep?

Ben: Sorry, mom! Going to bed now! Good night! Love you! (Walks to room and puts clothes on, offscreen)

Ben lays down in his bed and cuts the TV on.

Will Harangue: Yep, looks like Bellwood being a playtoy from some punk is inevitable! Just hours ago, the recently determined thug stole a car and fled from the police. Oh no, compared to this story, this is the GOOD news! Bad news is that not only did the creep crash the car into a dumpster, evaded the authorities, and is at large, but we have actual footage of some ALIEN creature attacking our dear police! Look!

The TV shows recorded footage of Wildvine's exploits. Ben sighs and says Will Harangue never gets it.

Will Harangue: Oh great, there's more! We just received an anonymous tip that the suspect resides with his gang under an abandoned bridge, east of town! What are the odds that in Bellwood lives a dangerous group of idiots, and a PLANT MONSTER. William Harangue, out.

Ben: That's all I needed to here... (Scrolling through Omnitrix)

Scene goes to Kevin and gang of thugs, all unmasked east of town in a condemned apartment.

Kevin: So, what you guys swipe this time?

Thug 1: Got these SICK necklaces and bracelets from a jewelry store, a while ago. (Throws down bag of stolen jewelry)

Thug 2: It was too easy, like they wanted us to have 'em! (Laughs)

Thug 3: Cool, cool. But did any of you manage score a couple purses tonight? (Reveals 4 purses from backpack) I think, not!

Kevin an the thugs ooh and awe at Thug 3's thievery. Thug 4 gets up dumps a pitiful amount of cash onto the ground.

Thug 4: Yeah, that's all I got.

Everybody looks disappointed.

Thug 4: Whatever! It's the though that counts! What about you, Levin?

Kevin: Dudes, I stole this sweet ride from an autoshow, but I crashed it running from the cops. We can still get to it and fix it up, but it'll take time..

All the Thugs: Niiiiiice! You rule, Kevin!

Kevin: Ya think? Hey go grab me a soda, will ya?

Thug 2: Yeah, alright.

Thug 3: Me too, while you're at it.

Thug 1: Me three!

Thug 2: (Looks at Thug 4) And you?

Thug 4: Maybe a sandwich. Or two.

Thug 2: Fine. Don't wait up, though.

Thug 4: I want extra pickles, dude! EXTRA!

Thug 2 walks into the kitchen, grabbing three sodas and bread. Before he can go get a jar of pickles, Chamalien reveals himself in front of the fridge. Chamalien punches Thug 2, and the scene goes to Kevin and the others marveling at their stolen goods.

Kevin: Where the heck is Ricky? I wanted my soda two days ago!

Thug 3: You know how Ricky is.

Thug 1: Slow?

Thug 4: No, Lazy.

Chamalien is seen, camouflaged, scaling the walls undetected.

Kevin: Go get that moocher, Lucas.

Lucas: 'Kay.

Thug 4: And bring me my sandwiches!

Lucas: Yeah right, Tyrome!

Chamalien, still camouflaged, sneaks back into the kitchen with a smile. The sound of glass breaking and fighting is heard, and Kevin walks in the kitchen to discover that all the thugs have been beaten mercilessly.

Kevin: Alright, whose there?! Come out, come out, wherever you are! (Picks up broken piece of wood)