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Meet the Edgelords
This feature has been rated PG-13 for the following: Fantasy/Science Fiction Violence, Unsettling Images, Mild Language.

[A panoramic view of the Wikilands is shown. The camera turns around and focuses on a particular area. A land of thick dark forests, named the Confederation of Scidra, the place for the future union of Scidra states, should Scidra rule the world. In the midst of a dark forest, a pyramid rises, with an eye glowing in its top. As the camera zooms in through the pyramid, we see Scidra's underground city. Welcome... to Scidra.]



[A robed figure,

Meet the Edgelords (To Be Released: 27th of July 2016)
This feature has been rated PG-13 for the following: Fantasy/Science Fiction Violence, Unsettling Images, Mild Language.

[A panoramic view of the Wikilands is shown. The camera turns around and focuses on a particular area. A land shrouded in darkness, were neither the sun nor any other stars ever shine. This domain, called Edgetown, is full of cutting edge weaponry, a place where rock spikes litter the landscape. As the camera zooms closer, trying to pierce the everlasting darkness, an abandoned factory-like fortress can be seen in the far distance. Welcome...to the Edgelords.]



[The camera focuses further inside the gloomy castle, where a few torches light the otherwise moody atmosphere. We see a girl with pink hair, a pistol strapped to her waist, hopping around.]

[Pink-Haired Girl, singing]: I am surrounded by a bunch of nerds, no one here understands me! All I want is to have some fun, but I'm stuck with pieces of-

[Unknown Voice]: Clara! Shut the hell up!

[Clara, stopping singing]: Pfft...nerds.

[She continues hopping around, murmuring her song. Two teenagers step out of a shadowy corner. One of them is strapped with all kinds of weapons, being a walking armory, carrying buzzsaws, a Magnum pistol, a minigun, a flare gun, five grenades and an oddly large AK-47 on his back. The other carries a rather...bizarre weapon, that is if you can call a rusty old fan a weapon.]

[Gun-Carrying Dude]: Man, the boss sure is cranky today.

[Fan Dude]: Tell you Wat, maybe someone pissed on his litter box.

[Wat starts laughing unstoppably, followed by the Fan Dude. Their laughter is overheard by someone else, who arrives to check on them. He has a rather wild appearance, looking almost like a savage. The dynamic duo instantly quiet down.]

[Wild Dude]: What are you two idiots laughing about? Did Primal make another stupid fan joke?

[Primal]: Maybe. Would you like to hear one? I believe you are a big fan of them...

[The Wild Dude starts twitching like a rabid dog and charges at Primal, grabbing him by the neck and pushing him to the wall.]

[Wild Dude]: Listen here, you fan fetishist, you take your stupid jokes and shove them right up your-

[Primal, his right eye twitching]: What did you just call me?!!

[Wat]: Man, I wish I had some popcorn, cause this is-

[Primal and Wild Dude]: Shut the hell up, you gun freak!

[Wat, bringing out his AK-47]: Aw, hell to the hell no! Both of you are gonna taste my Goremaker, you little-

[Unknown Voice]: Aaron, Primal, WaT, just what in the hell do you think you are doing?

[The origin of the voice soon reveals itself to be a figure whose arms are wrapped in chains and appears somewhat more level headed than the others.]

[Chain Dude]: Really, you guys? You act like kids in pre-kindergarten!

[Wat, lowering the Goremaker]: Sorry, Rob.

[Primal]: I can't help it if I say my fabulous fan jok-(gets choked by Aaron)

[Rob, frowning]: Aaron, come on man, it's just a joke.

[Aaron lets go of Primal, who falls to the ground, rubbing his neck to relieve the pain.]

[Aaron]: Who died and made you in charge, huh? Mind your own business!

[Rob]: No, YOU mind your own business! All you do is go around and start up fights. It's like you enjoy it!

[Aaron, laughing]: Of course I enjoy it! Fights are all I crave, you macaroni edgie! Though, I'm not sure you even deserve to be an Edgelord. In fact, I'll start calling you Robby the Macaroni from now on!

[Rob, letting his chains loose]: You picked a bad day for this, Aaron.

[Aaron]: How's next Thursday?

[Rob screams in anger and lashes out against Aaron with his chains, who brings out his pistol. While this happens, another Edgelord, named Nas, passes through.]

[Nas, noticing what has occurred]: Man, screw all these weirdos.

[He makes a quick turn and disappears in the darkness. As chaos ensues, a loud explosion is heard coming fro the main hall. Rob, Aaron, Wat and Primal, who drops his fan to the ground, turns towards the source of the explosion. When the smoke clears, a rad looking dude, wearing night goggles and carrying a grenade launcher, steps forward.]

[Rad Dude]: Are you all crazy?! Everyone in a ten million radius can hear you guys!

[Wat, whispering]: Man. He is super cranky...

[Rad Dude]: WaT, what did you just say?

[Wat]: Um, nothing sir, great Feline...

[CaT]: Oh come on, how many times did I tell you guys to stop calling me that?

[Aaron, whispering]: If you stopped reacting this way, maybe we would stop as well...

[CaT]: Aaron, shut the hell up! Now tell me. Why did you pick a fight with Rob again? You do realize someday you both will get killed and I wouldn't be there to save your sorry-

[Primal]: Um, mister CaT, could I just say something?

[CaT]: If its a freaking fan joke-

[Primal]: Um, actually, I was wondering why we don't move to another part of the Wikilands. I mean, this place is super dark, soo edgey.

[CaT]: Eh, it's part of the name, so we can't really do that.

[Suddenly, Clara runs into the room.]

[Clara, panting]: Bro...Scidra nerds...incoming... They are attacking a nearby village.

[Rob]: Boss, what should we do?

[CaT]: This can wait. Now, everyone, to arms! We have some Scidra scum to deal with!

[Aaron]: Okay, let's do this... (cracks his knuckles)

[Wat nocks several of his guns, and he grins, preparing them. Primal pulls out his rusty fan.]

[CaT]: Edgelords, off we go!

[They run out, as the clip ends.]

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