The Hick and the City Slicker on Xamproil/Previews

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Kickin Hawk was finishing his training, and heard a beeping sound from behind him. He turned around, and pressed a button. A hologram of Maklar pulled up.

"Richard. I need your help."

"What is it this time, Maklar?"

"Something aweful is happening on Xamproil. Agriculture is taking over. We must stop it."

Kickin Hawk had a blank look on his face, then busted out laughing. "Stop AGRICULTURE?! Why would you wanna stop an awesome thing like that?"

"Awesome? Agriculture is outlawed on Xamproil."

Kickin Hawk was still laughing. "No wonder you never heard the word redneck before." Kickin Hawk looked at the hologram, realized Maklar wasn't laughing, and calmed down. "As much as it pains me to say it, Maklar, I'm coming to help you...." Kickin Hawk struggled to say it. ".......stop....agriculture." He started coughing.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I just almost threw up from saying that."