The Ray of Death

Plot
Tipidu was working with some parts.

(Tipidu): I will create the ultimate ray!

Tipidu put a cylinder into a square with a hole, and it fired him backwards. 2 pans and 2 mousetraps fell on him.

(Tipidu): DING DANG DUMM DERR!

Tipidu got a bomb-like object and a rainbow cube and put them together. Then he covered them with metal and a handle to make a ray.

(Tipidu): Yay! I wonder what it does.

Tipidu shot a puzzle piece, and it turned into a jigsaw puzzle. He did that with the other pieces, and kept doing it.

The next day.....

Evan went to Tipidu's house.

(Evan): What's with all the jigsaw puzzles?

(Tipidu): Keep it.

(Evan): Whut's wuth ull thu jugsuw puzzlus?

(Tipidu): Carve it.

(Evan): Whit's with ill thi jigsiw pizzlis?

(Tipidu): Kill it.

(Evan); Wht's wth ll th jgsw pzzls?

(Tipidu): It's my new ray.

(Evan): Can you show me to the bathroom?

Tipidu pointed at a jigsaw puzzle at a wall.

(Evan): How will I get in?

Tipidu shot a ray at the wall, and puzzle pieces fell everywhere. Evan picked them up as Feet Balled. He put them with the others. Evan reverted and used the bathroom.

(Tipidu): I gotta keep control of this ray.

Evan came out, and Tipidu accidentally blasted him.

(Tipidu): Ooops.

He accidentally blasted a piece of paper. He dropped the ray and ran, and it kept blasting stuff. Tipidu ran for the door, but the ray blasted it. He jumped out the window. The ray blasted people. It turned buildings into puzzles, too.

(People Running): Oh no. THE HORROR THE HORROR!

Tipidu saw a ray about to hit some wires, so he made a brain juice portal and made it go in. It came out above the ray and turned it into a puzzle.

(Tipidu): WHY WHY WHY WHY-

(Voice): Why so upset, Tipidu?

(Tipidu): Who are you?

Tipidu looked down and saw Evan's puzzle without a piece. He added the piece, and Evan came out, and turned into Feet Balled. They did the others.

(Tipidu): Time to cut puzzles out of my schedule!

THE END