Doctor Poo

Doctor Poo is the 61st episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Summary
Ben and Jullie travel in time with the Doctor and his TURDIS, and must defeat the evil Toileks. Except the Doctor is a Poopymorph for some reason.

Plot
Ben and Gwen are sitting on the couch.

(Gwen): Ben, you should spend more time with Julie.

(Ben): lolnope.

(Gwen): She's probably off with some blonde french photographer dude right now.

(Ben): Wait. WHAT. I must proclaim my love to her! (transforms) XLR8

XLR8 dashed to Julie's house.

(XLR8) JULIE WHERE IS THE FRENCH GUY

He found a note on the table.

Dear Ben and everyone

I am now travelling through space and time with the Doctor

A nice guy who treats me well and does not (ahemahemBENahemahem) throw pineapples in my face.

Love, Julie

(XLR8): THE DOCTOR? I must stop her! (transforms) CLOCKWORK!

Clockwork started travelling in time.

DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG

As sung by Ben.

(Clockwork): MEWMEWMEWMEEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEEEEEEEEWMEWMEWMEWMEEEEEEWMEWMEWMEWMEEWMEEWMEEWMEWMEWMEWMEW

So beautiful.

So Clockwork was flying through the wormhole thing that is always in the theme song.

(Clockwork): OH NO.... THE CREDITS

He banged his head in giant words that said Crap Smith

(Clockwork): OW

Then some massive words that said Julie Yamamoto hit his leg

(Clockwork): ARGH

Then he hit a massive Doctor Poo sign.

(Clockwork): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Then he saw a portapotty.

(Clockwork): Oh finally.

He knocked. The Doctor's voice was heard from inside.

(Doctor): What the heck? Nobody knocks during the theme song. (opens the door) A Chronosapien?

(Clockwork): Julie... still owes me... five dollars.

Clockwork climbed inside the TURDIS. Julie and a Poopymorph with a suit were standing there.

(Clockwork): Oh my gawd. CRAP SMITH?

(Doctor): No, I'm-

(Clockwork): DOODY TENNANT?

(Doctor): No, I am-

(Clockwork): CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTURD?

(Doctor): Excuse me but-

(Clockwork): PETER CRAPALDI!

(Doctor): NO FUQ YOU I'M THE DOCTOR

(Clockwork): Doctor who?

(Doctor): Doctor Poo.

(Clockwork): Wait. A timetravelling Poop? HOLY CARP

(Doctor): Shouldn't it be Holy Crap?

(Clockwork):... no it's a carp.

Suddenly Julie saw Ben!

(Julie): So you do care!

She hugged him.

(Clockwork): JULIE YOU STILL OWE ME FIVE BUCKS

(Julie): Oh. Couldn't you have just transformed into Debtpay or something?

(Clockwork): He didn't have an official appearance yet. (reverts to human) Why did I wait until now.

(Doctor): Well, I don't have any problems with having two companions.

(Ben): YAY I'M HANGING OUT WITH A TIME TRAVELLING POOP!

(Doctor): That's great.

(Ben): Wait, Julie, aren't you a girl who doesn't like playing Pineapplejulie? How do you time travel with this poopymorph?

(Julie): He's rich.

(Ben): LOL FEMALES

(Doctor): Where do you want to go now, my companions?

(Ben): The 2064 London Olympics!

(Doctor):   Okay then.

(Ben): WOOT WOOT

(Julie): We can use this opportunity to become better friends, since we broke up.

(Ben): When did we break up?

FLASHBACK

Ben is playing a video game, and he gets a call from Julie.

(Julie): Hello Ben.

(Ben): NO DAMMIT I'M LOSING

(Julie): Wait what?

(Ben): ARGH I DIED

(Julie): Huh?

(Ben): GET OUT OF HERE EVIL TURTLE

(Julie): Dafuj?

(Ben): YAY I SAVED THE PRINCESS

(Julie): Ben what the heck is going on?

(Ben): I hate you let's break up

(Julie): *sniff* Okay Ben.

END OF FLASHBACK

(Ben): I was playing a video game.

(Julie): What. Well, I have a french blond photographer boyfriend already.

(Ben):..............................eh.

TIME TRAVELLLLLLLLLLL

They landed in the 2064 London Olympics.

(Ben): COOL

(Doctor): Let's watch the Olympics, shall we?

(Ben): YAY

Suddenly there were spaceships everywhere.

(Robotvoice): Give us the olympic torch. OR BE EXTERMINATED

Suddenly, carploads of Toileks everywhere!

(Ben): DALEKS

(Doctor): Toileks. Much worse. Get ready to run.

(Ben): Why run.

They fired lasars everywhere.

(Julie): BEN RUN ALREADY

(Ben): ...running is for da n00bs lol hax  iam pro (transform) FEEDBACK

Feedback jumped over them and zapped a Toilek.

(Toilek): EXTERMINATE THE CONDUCTOID

(Toileks): EXTURDMINATE

They fired lazars everywhere.

(Feedback): Right back at ya

It didn't come right back at them.

(Feedback): ....Feedback does not absorb lasers. So Chromastone is better.

In the Ultimatrix...

(Chromastone): YUS

(Feedback): Daaaaaaaawwwwww

Back in the episode, Feedback was running.

(Doctor): Into the stadium!

(Feedback): THE DOOR DOESN'T OPEN

The Doctor pulled out a sonic plunger.

(SonicPlunger):mewmewemwewmewmew

The door opened.

(Feedback): I like it's noises.

The Doctor locked the door behind them.

(Sonic Plunger): mewmewmewemwemw

(Feedback): Yay cool noises. (reverts to human) What now?

(Doctor): We can destroy them by getting on the Dalek's ship.

(Julie): How do we do that?

(Doctor): I have no idea.

(Toileks, outside): EXTURDMINATE ALL HUMANS

(Ben): I KNOW! (transforms) PARROPIRATE! YARRGH- Wait a wee second, yer from the brits, lassie! I ain't fond of those damn british!

(Julie): Tough luck Ben because WE'RE IN FREAKING LONDON

(Parropirate): Maybe I can save the humans from the Toileks! Yarharhar

He flew outside.

(Toileks): EXTURDMINATE BOATBIRD

(Parropirate): Come, me pirate lads, and we shall destroy those accursed Toileks!

Pirates cames.

(Pirates): YARG YAARG YOU ARE A PIRATE! wait, are we in bloody london? BRITS!

They ran away.

(Parropirate): Yer all sissies!

The Toileks blasted lasarz

(Parropirate): KRAAWK

TO BE CONTINUED

Aliens Used

 * XLR8
 * Clockwork
 * Feedback
 * Parropirate

Characters

 * Ben
 * Julie
 * Doctor Poo (aka Crap Smith)
 * Gwen

Villains

 * Toileks