Attacked By A Vicious Baumann

The second episode of Mr. Baumann: The Series!

Plot
Mr. Baumann is working behind the counter in the Baumannatorium, as usual. Suddenly, a very rude man named Paco comes in.

(Paco): Hey, you! Old man!

(Baumann): Who, me?

(Paco): Yeah, you! Gimme all your money!

(Baumann): What? No! Get your own money, you hippie!

(Paco): Fine, then! I guess I'll just have to TAKE it from you!

Paco pulls a gun out of his pocket and aims it at Mr. Baumann! Baumann gets really scared and puts his hands in the air (but sadly in this situation, he cares immensely.)

(Baumann): Take the money, just don't hurt me!

(Paco): That's more like it.

Paco takes the money out of Baumann's pockets, but Baumann catches him by surprise and hits him over the head with a chair!

(Paco): Help, help! I'm being attacked by a vicious Baumann!

People crowd around Baumann and Paco, as they start boo'ing Baumann and throwing trash at him.

(Baumann): W-what? I didn't do anything wrong! He was trying to rob me!

(Woman): How dare you attack an innocent young man, you old fart!

(Man): Somebody call this police! This Baumann is vicious!

(Paco): Somebody get him away from me!

(Baumann): I was just protecting my store, I swear!

A police officer comes in.

(Police Officer): Ignacius Baumann, you are under arrest for assaulting an innocent young man!

(Baumann): He pulled a gun on me!

(Police Officer): Did he say "gun"? EVERYONE, GET BACK! THIS BAUMANN IS MORE VICIOUS THAN WE THOUGHT, HE HAS A GUN!

(Baumann): W-what? No I don't!

The police officer picks up Paco's gun.

(Police Officer): Then what's this?

(Baumann): That's HIS gun!

(Police Officer): HE SAID IT AGAIN! *to his radio* STATION, THIS IS NAMELESS POLICE OFFICER! THE BAUMANNATORIUM IS NOW A WAR ZONE! NUKE THIS PLACE RIGHT NOW!

(Baumann): You people are idiots.

A jet flies over and bombs the Baumannatorium. Baumann wakes up after a daze to see everything in flames.

(Baumann): YOU DESTROYED MY STORE! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU 'TILL YOU'RE DEAD!

(Police Officer): Oh, so it WASN'T you, it was Paco? Well you could've just said so!

(Baumann): ...

THE END!