Vilgax's Girlfriend

Vilgax's Girlfriend is the 49th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Plot
The gang are watching TV.

(Ben): OMG WHAT IS THIS

(Gwen): I dunno.

(Kevin): Hm.

SUDDENLY A HUGE BLAST WAS HEARD AND THE WALL BROKE DOWN

(Ben): AHH (transform) TREESTUMP

The smoke cleared, and it was revealed to be VILGAX!

(Treestump): OMG NOOOOOOO

Treestump stretched his vines around Vilgax's arms, and threw him into a wall.

(Vilgax): NO WAIT STOP I'-

Treestump fired razor sharp leaves at Vilgax, giving him "leafcuts".

(Vilgax): DUDE STOP I-

Treestump threw apples at Vilgax.

(Vilgax): RAH JUST STOOOOOOP

Vilgax gave Treestump a mega punch, throwing him backwards into a wall.

(Vilgax): THE REASON I CAME HERE WASN'T TO DESTROY YOU! I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU TO HELP ME!

(Treestump): AHHH YOU UNROOTED ME

(Kevin): BEN JUST REVERT TO HUMAN

He did.

(Ben): So, what do you want?

(Vilgax): Well, my wife broke up with me.

(Ben): YOU HAVE A WIFE?

(Vilgax): Well, do you know Myaxx?

(Gwen): SHE'S YOUR WIFE?

(Ben): SERIOUSLY?

(Kevin): YOU MAKE ME SICK

(Vilgax): NO, HER SISTER IS MY WIFE

(Kevin): Okaaaaaaay.

(Vilgax): So the second she found out I almost killed you about fifteen times, she dumped me.

(Ben): Uhhuh.

(Vilgax): I need help how to get a new girlfriend.

(Kevin): Go to a bar or something.

(Vilgax): The last time I invited someone to a date was 76 years ago.

(Ben): 0.0

(Vilgax): I forgot how it's done. So, please help me.

(Ben): DON'T WORRY MAN, I'M THE MASTER OF LOOOOOOOOOOVE.

(Gwen): No, the mastress of love is Aphrodite.

(Ben): WELL I'M THE MALE MASTER! C'MON VILGAX, LET'S GET SOME GIIIIIIIIIRLS.

(Vilgax): OH YEAH.

DUNDUNDUNNNN

Ben and Vilgax were on the street.

(Vilgax): This isn't the best place to look for girls.

(Ben): Toy Stores are the best place.

They entered a toy store.

(Vilgax): What girls are we talking about?

(Ben): THEEEEESE

He pointed to somewhere.

(Vilgax): DUDE THOSE GIRLS ARE 6.

(Ben): No, not them.

(Vilgax): The hot single moms? Oh, I get it.

(Ben): No, not them.

(Vilgax): Those 60 year old grandmothers? EWWWWWWWWWWW MAN.

(Ben): I'M TALKING ABOUT THOSE HOT BARBIE CHICKS

Ben transformed into Grey Matter and jumped to a shelf.

(GM): Hey babes. Are you single?

(Vilgax): THOSE ARE DOLLS YOU MORON.

(GM): I'm actually not stupid, I'm super genius. Hope you dig brainiacs.

(Vilgax): (MEGA FACEPALM)

TO BE CONTINUED

Aliens Used

 * Treestump
 * Greymatter

Characters

 * Vilgax
 * Ben
 * Gwen
 * Kevin