The Secret of Chrystalline/Previews

Preview 1
"Gotta catch Alenbart. Come on, I need Fasttrack!"

Richard pressed the Simplicitrix, and was changed into a new alien.

"Huh? Some sort of burro alien."

"Burro is a demeaning name. The actual name is a wild a-"

"AS I WAS SAYING, a BURRO alien."

Richard gave Maklar a threatening look.

"Well, you annoy me enough with the Alien X crap so I guess I don't need to be annoyed by you correcting a burro-based name, so, this guy's name should be, Jack Assassin! Perfect! Wait a second, Maklar, how did you know the actual name of a donkey? You don't even know what crap means."

"Well, I studied Earth animals so that I wouldn't be too surprised at them."

"You studied animals instead of the human dictionary?"

"Yes."

"Well, I guess the good part is that you don't say as much stuff as you would if you had studied the human dictionary."