Book Craze

Clones is the 24th episode of Ren 12

Transcript
Theme Song

Ren: Why are we here, again?

Gavin: So Jen can meet her fav. author.

Ren: Oh right, nerd things.

Jen: Reading isn't for nerds.

Ren: No, I'm talking about what you're doing is nerd things.

Jen: Whatever.

Caroline: "walks up" Tennyson family, wasn't expecting to see u here.

Ren: Caroline! "slams watch"

Upchuck: I've been inching for a fight.

Caroline: U should get that checked out.

Upchuck: U know what I mean!

Jen: Wait, are u a fan of House of Magic too!

Caroline: Oh good heavens no, that stuff is for children.

Jen: Excuse me.

Gavin: If that's not why you're here then why are u?

Caroline: I'm looking for the Grimmoire of Archamada.

Upchuck: Oh, she's just looking for a book.

Caroline: How'd u know it was a book, I never said that?

Gavin: 'Cause we have it.

Caroline: U do, hand it over!

Jen: Why?

Caroline: Because that book is the most powerful spell book in history.

Upchuck: And that makes me wanna give it to u even less.

Caroline: Then I'll just have to take it!

Jen: Now Ren!

Upchuck: Time to get-"detransforms"

Ren: -eating.

Gavin: The watch just had to glitch out now.

Jen: Use the book!

Ren: Oh, right. "pulls out spell book & chucks it"

Caroline: Ow!

Gavin: I think she meant read a spell.

Jen: Great job dweeb, now she has it.

Ren: Next time, be more specific.

Jen: I thought that was specific enough.

Caroline: Now the power is all mine! "transforms"

Ren: Holy sh-

Gavin: Ren!

Ren: -itocky mushrooms, she just transformed into a dragon.

Jen: Hey doofus, how about hero time.

Ren: Oh, right. "slams watch"

Gax: Yes, Gax is back!

Gavin: Why would u choose him?

Caroline: This form, it is 1 u have very little control over.

Gax: Are u like, reading my mind?

Caroline: I would suggest u choose a different form.

Gax: If u say so. "transforms"

Ditto: Am I good enough?

Caroline: Haven't u had enough w/ clones.

Ditto: Ok? "transforms"

Ventrilosquid: How 'bout this 1?

Caroline: Another 1 u don't know how to control.

Ventrilosquid: Listen lady, I don't need your advice.

Caroline: Suit yourself. "spits out fire"

Jen: This isn't gonna end well.

Ventrilosquid: "tummy grumbles" Ooh, that doesn't feel good.

"Ventrilosquid shoots out ink, which lands on Caroline's head"

Ventrilosquid: I need my tummy to stop hurting.

Caroline: Would u like me to cast a spell?

Ventrilosquid: You're willing to help me?

Caroline: Of course, master.

Gavin: Dude, I think u can mind control her.

Ventrilosquid: No wonder dad had so much fun w/ this alien.

Jen: How 'bout u stop Caroline & not complement yourself.

Ventrilosquid: Right, hand over the book.

Caroline: Of course. "hands book"

Gavin: "takes book" I'll strip her of her powers. "casts spell"

"Caroline shrinks back to a normal-size human"

Caroline: Now what?

Ventrilosquid: Put yourself in jail.

Caroline: As u wish. "vanishes"

Jen: That was impressive.

Ventrilosquid: I know right. "detransforms"

Ren: And that, as they say, is that.

Gavin: Now get your book signed so we can leave.

Jen: Right.

Ren: Nerds.

Gavin: I know right.

Jen: Shut it!

"End"

Characters

 * Ren
 * Jen
 * Gavin

Villains

 * Caroline

Aliens Used

 * Upchuck
 * Gax
 * Ditto
 * Ventrilosquid