Dan:Origins

Okay, so, I decided to make this little thing. My Origins. Yeah, my demented, crazy adventures before I discovered this place. So sit back, chillax, and enjoy the show.

Plot
A boy is typing on a laptop.

"GOD! SO BORED." The boy said.

The boy shrugged, then went to Kongregate, but something was... odd.

KA-BOOOOMSH! BOOM! PEW PEW PEW! KA-BOOOM! BOOMSH! Smoke clears, and zombies were coming at me, vomiting green red orange stuffs, and more zombies came out of the COUGHCOUGHBARFCOUGHCOUGH.

"What the HFIL?" Teh boy said. Oh P.S that boy is me. I decided to Chuck Norris style ROUNDHOUSE KICK DEAD PEEPS. Heads flew everywhere. The Google Crome symbol came out of the sky. I jumped up, and hit it. I teleported to the Google Home Page.

"Whoa. This was like that dream I had once." I walked/climbed my way to the search bar.

"Hmm. No flashy line?" I saw a pen. I grabbed it and sloppily wrote "Ben 10 stuffs". I went to the BTFF wiki.

"Whoa! THIS IS FLASHY." I quickly went to a random page, and started spamming comments.

"SAFADJGN." "ADNBGFALBNGL" "SALGHLADFKLGADFG" I wrote in. Soon Omernoy responded.

"Stop spamming." He said.

"MAKE ME FAT CANNONCHUCK DUDE." I wrote in, giggling.

"Okay, your banned for three hours." He replied.

"OKAY." I said, but then I couldn't make anymore comments.

"OH HFIL."

TO BE WRITTEN...