Baked Wings

Baked Wings is an episode of Evan Billion in season 2. It is after Finding FIND and before The Life of a Junk lean.

Plot
Evan and the gang are in a camper. Evan is watching a show about cereal.

(Evan): I wonder what food group cereal is in. Maybe in the grains.

(Kevin): No, it's not in the grains. Maybe it is in no food group.

(Evan): No, it is definitely in the grains with stuff like bread.

(Kevin): Bread has it's own food group called "Bread."

(Evan): No, bread is a grain. The only food with it's own food group is Beans.

(Kevin): Beans are paired with meat, and there are a lot of different kinds of beans like lima beans, black beans, soy beans, cranberry beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and laser beans.

(Evan): Laser beans? It's laser beams.

(Kevin): Really? I thought it was laser beans.

Delilah flew in the door.

(Delilah): Sharpoint, guess what?

Sharpoint was punching Rocket. He stopped, and looked at Delilah.

(Evan): He can't talk.

(Delilah): I know he can't talk. It's just a common saying. So, guess what?

Sharpoint looked at the screen.

(Delilah): I got accepted into a cooking academy 3 weeks ago, and guess what?

Evan, Kevin, Rocket, and Sharpoint looked at the screen.

(Delilah): Today is Take Your Date to the Academy Day! I'll give you a moment to get ready.

Delilah flew out the door. Kevin took Sharpoint to a small bathroom with a table and chairs. Kevin and Sharpoint sat on opposite sides.

(Kevin): We need to improve you. Once you go there, you will need to be looking good with your nice, clean hair......

The screen showed Sharpoint's bald spiky head.

(Kevin): ........your nice clothing........

The screen showed Sharpoint's wrinkly black suit.

(Kevin): ..........and your soothing voice.

Sharpoint growled.

(Kevin): It looks like you're far from that, so let's get started!

A tune played, while Kevin was fixing up Sharpoint. Kevin was painting hair on Sharpoint's head. He was reading fashion magazine and gave Sharpoint some cool clothing. He then showed Sharpoint some note cards that were supposed to give him a soothing growl. When the tune was over, Sharpoint looked like the picture of Sharpoint wearing clothes on his page.

(Kevin): Okay, let's show Rocket and Evan.

Kevin took Sharpoint to Rocket and Evan. Sharpoint jumped on Rocket and started attacking him.

(Kevin): Sharpoint, stop!

Sharpoint stopped. His clothes were all wrinkled.

(Kevin): Now, we are going to have to fix that.

Sharpoint growled, then ran all over outside. Kevin chased him around. Sharpoint stepped on a branch and fell down.

(Kevin): We can use the natural-ness of the outdoors to fix that.

Kevin used sticks to tie Sharpoint to the ground, then went outside. He came outside with Evan as NMA. Evan started examining stuff from the outside and used it to build a platform to unwrinkle Sharpoint's clothes.

(Kevin): Thanks. I will start ironing.

Kevin tried ironing. He didn't know much about how to do it, so he kept doing stuff like dropping the iron on his foot and sticking it into Sharpoint's mouth.

(Kevin): Ironing is impossible!

(Evan): Why need ironing when you can do this?

Evan turned into Esrever and reversed Sharpoint's clothes, making them unwrinkled.

(Kevin): Why didn't you do that first?

(Evan): I was testing you to see if you knew the powers of my aliens. And you get an F.

Evan pulled out a clipboard with a piece of paper on it and a pencil. He wrote an F on it.

(Kevin): Not if I can do anything about it!

Kevin grabbed the pencil and moved it around a lot. Evan moved it around, too. They kept moving the pencil around, then stopped. They both looked at the paper.

(Kevin): It's a piece of paper eating a pencil top!

Evan turned it.

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