A War of Randomness

A War of Randomness is the second episode of A Mechamorph's Life.

Plot
Zigmo and Xigor go to Khoros and...do stuff.

Episode
(Zigmo): ADVENTURE TIME! COME ON GRAB YOUR BOSS AND GO TO VERY DISTANT PLANETS! WITH XIGOR THE CRANKY GALVAN AND ZIGMO THE AWESOME MECHAMORPH THE FUN NEVER ENDS ADVENTURE TIME!

(Xigor): OMG Please stop singing that! That's the fiftieth time!

(Zigmo): Hey look, Khoros!

(Xigor): You will be fired if you don't take us back to Galvan Prime!

(Zigmo): Nuu.

They landed on Khoros. There were Tetramands and Vaxasaurians fighting. One Tetramand threw a punch, but got caught by a Vaxasaurian and thrown into a mountain.

(Zigmo): WOO! GO BROWN GUY!

Then, the Tetramand got up and sonic clapped the Vaxasaurian.

(Zigmo): WOO! GO RED GUY!

(Xigor): Shut up!

Suddenly, the Tetramand landed on Xigor.

(Xigor): HELP!

(Zigmo): Nu-uh. You made me shut up.

(Xigor): HELP! OR YOU'RE FIRED!

(Zigmo): Where fire?

The Tetramand got off of Xigor and punched the Vaxasaurian in the face. But the Vaxasaurian kicked the Tetramand away. Then, a laser blasted them both back.

(Zigmo): Stop fighting! I demand that you tickle each other right now!

(Xigor): *Facepalm*

(Tetramand): Who are you?

(Vaxasaurian): Do not interfere with our war. Leave now, or die.

(Tetramand): Shut up guy I'm warring!

The Tetramand roundhouse kicked the Vaxasaurian.

(Zigmo): They're so friendly!

(Xigor): Look, if we leave now, I won't fire you, but I'll write you up.

(Zigmo): Sounds painful.

Zigmo ran off and glomped the Vaxasaurian and Tetramand. He was spinning them in circles and singing random songs.

(Zigmo): Let's beeee friends! Beeee friends! Bu-bu-bu-be-ee friends!

(Vaxasaurian): Fools!

The Vaxasaurian punched Zigmo away. The Tetramand then tackled him and they were exchanging punches once more. Xigor went to Zigmo and started scolding him.

(Xigor): You idiot! As soon as we get home, you're fired!

(Zigmo): No.

Zigmo turned into a rocket and flew off.

(Xigor): That guy has problems.

(Tetramand): HEY! You leave too, frogger!

(Xigor): I'll have you know my name is Xigor, not frog-

The Tetramand pounded the ground and knocked Xigor away before he could finish his sentence.

(Zigmo): Frogger! I found a note!

(Note): U guyz suk cuz u fel 4 mie trahp.

(Xigor): The grammar and spelling is appalling.

Then, the Tetramand and Vaxasaurian took their battle so far that they got the duo into it. They punched Xigor and Zigmo and beat them all around.

(Zigmo): WEE!

Zigmo morphed into a rocket and blasted off, abandoning Xigor.

(Xigor): He's so fired.

Main

 * Zigmo
 * Xigor
 * Tetramand
 * Vaxasaurian

Villains

 * Note guy

Trivia

 * Continuation of last episode. Whoopie.