How To Make A Reality TV Show Part 1: Mealing & Dealing

This is the first episode of User Reality Show with Kross and Newbie. Kross and Newbie go into a Space Casino and meet Vilgax, they do some mealing & dealing and soon, they get a Reality TV Show. (Yeah, it makes more sense in context)

Plot
(Vilgax getting a drink at a Space Casino)

Vilgax: Thanks for the drink, waiter

Waiter: You’re welcome

(Kross and Newbie come to the table)

Newbie: Hey, Squidface, how's it going?

Vilgax: My name is not Squidface

Newbie: I know

(Vilgax points a gun at Newbie and Kross's heads)

Vilgax: What are you, idiots, doing here (Points to Kross) And why does he have a mussel?

Newbie: He’s a zombie and I'm a Master Chief. You knowzombies bite people and turn them into Zombies, so he wears a muzzle to stop him from biting people

Vilgax: I know what a Zombie is, Noob?

Newbie: It's Newbie and this is Kross (Points to the Zombie)

Kross: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I need a Root Beer

Newbie: One Root Beer, please

Waiter: Sure

(Kross drinks his root beer like Darth Vader through his straw and then rips off his mussel and tries to attack Vilgax)

Newbie: Stop, boy! (Taizers Kross) Now, don’t ever do that, again (Turns to Vilgax) So, Vilgax, want to make a bet

Vilgax: Why not?

Kross: What game should we play?

Vilgax: Accuracy

Newbie: OK

Kross: On what?

Newbie (Confused): On What?

Kross: What are the stakes?

Vilgax: Well...

Kross: If we win, I give you a Reality TV show.

Vilgax: But if I win, I get the Zombie child to use as my slave to defeat Ben Tennyson and his friends

Newbie: Wait, why a Reality TV Show, Kross?

Kross: There is nothing viler, disgustinger, or awfuler than a Reality TV Show

Newbie: Well, This ought to be fun

(The three go to the Accuracy field)

Vilgax: We each have to shoot an orange off the boy's head with this arrow. Whoever shoots closer to the center wins? Do you accept?

Kross: Wait, why my head?

Newbie: Because you’re a zombie. Your body parts go off all the time, as I shall demonstrate (Removes Kross’s hand from his body)

Kross: They do not! And I still die if I get shot in the head (Shows Newbie that he removed his fake hand)

Newbie: Oh, crud. Well, let’s hope you don’t die, then.

Kross (Mumbling): I hope not

Newbie: I shall go first

(Orangegets shot off Kross’s head)

Newbie: WOW! I did it

Vilgax: My turn (Misses the point entirely and almost gets shot in the leg) WELL, FUDGE!

Kross:You nearly SHOT me!

Vilgax: Shut off, Zombie-Boy… By the way, aren’t you zombies supposed to rot?

Kross: Naw, only the adults rot

---5 DAYS LATER---

(Invisible cameras roam the house where the Reality TV show will take place)

Vilgax: Well, this should do it for the Reality TV show (Leaves the house) God, I hate my life

Newbie: God, I love that we’re going to be making a NEW Reality TV show? Isn’t this awesome, Kross? Kross!

(Sees Kross sleeping)

Newbie: WAKE UP, KROSS!

Kross: Ugh, I’m awake! What happened?

Newbie: We're starting our own Reality TV Show, we already got the house

Kross: What?

Newbie: You know the one we got when we made the bet with old Squidface

Vilgax: That's not my name

Newbie: You're back, Squidface

Vilgax: STOP CALLING ME, THAT

Kross: Now I remember, I nearly got shot in the leg

Vilgax: Well, I got the rights to this Reality TV and now you can do whatever you want with it. Just leave me alone!

Newbie: You can go, Squidface

Vilgax: You hate you two

Kross: I didn't do anything yet!

Newbie: Yes, remember, we agreed to be the show's hosts

Kross: Oh, yeah. So what are we going to do?

Newbie: AUDITIONS!!!

TO BE CONTINUED...