And Then 10 Were Forgotten

The first episode of BTMM.

Plot
Ben was reading a comic book in the Rustbucket.

(Ben): The Sumo Slammers comic series is sooooo lame. All they do is try to wrestle each other and fall over.

(Gwen): Shut up, Dweeb! I'm finishing my scrap book!

(Ben): What the Hell? Why would you make a freakin' scrap book in the middle of the summer.

(Gwen): Because I just feel like it!

(Ben): Okay, okay, jeez! I'm going to get some fresh air.

(Max): Be back by dinner. We're having "Hairy Fish Eyes!"

(Ben): I'm not that hungry. Just give my food to Gwen.

(Gwen): I hate you, Ben.

We now see Ben wandering in the forest at night. A Vilgax drone popped out!

(Ben): Vilgax is back? That means he and Kevin escaped the Null Void!

The drone opened missle fire.

(Ben): Now that's new. Going Heatblast! (Goes XLR8, accidentally) WHAT THE FUDGIN' PURPLE CANDY BEAVER STUFFERZ?! I asked for Heatblast! Stupid Omnitrix! At least I'm not something stupid!

(Gwen; offscreen) Yeah, right!

(Ben): I can still beat you will my awesome speedy stuff and I also have a stripped tail that I can whip you with and-

Ben gets "missle-d."

(Drone): OMG, shut up!

Ben passed out.

Gwen and Max were running in the forest.

(Max): Come on, just one...bite!

(Gwen): No! The eyes were MOVING!

(Max): It's just an optical allusion. NO WITENESSES!

(Gwen): Wha?

They both stopped in the crater the Omnitrix landed in.

(Max): Gwen, can you track Ben?

(Gwen): OMG, shut up! I don't learn that till the second series, Grandpa!

(Max): DO IT! I AM YOUR MAZTAH AND YOUZ WILL DO WHAT I SAY! Woo-woo!

(Gwen): Fine!

Gwen tracked him to Vilgax's ship and teleported them and exploded into confetti.

(Ben and Max): What the heck, Gwen.

(Confetti): I can't handle it as a teen. As a pre-teen I remain as confetti for ten minutes.

(Ben): You are so dumb!

(Vilgax): BUT I'M DUMBER! Uh- ugh! That didn't come out right. You know let's, let's just try that again.

(Ben): No thanks! Four Arms Time! (Goes Wildvine, accidentally) Dammit!!

Ben ran at Vilgax but he punched him off the ship.

(Max): BEN!!!

(Ben): No, I haz stretchio powers! See?

He grappled himself back to the ship. Gwen became normal (for once).

(Gwen): Flokah Marquenntiennia!!!

(Ben): OMG, shut up!

Her spell summoned a metal bar and it knocked Vilgax off the ship. He blasted the ship with a gun and it blew up!

On the ground, the dust cleared, and Ben, still as Wildvine, was wrapped around Max and Gwen and rooted down. He detransformed.

(Ben): What's going on? Hey! Where'd this watch come from (Scrolls through aliens) OMG! MOVING PICTURES! I'M GONNA TOUCH DIS ONE! (Goes Stinkfly) AHH! I am a freak! I'm a freak! I'm a stinky freak!

(Gwen): Nothing new...

(Max): Ben's really dumb.

(Gwen): Still nothing new...

(Max): Maybe he lost his memory! We can probably use some Plumber technology to help him.

(Ben): You gonna use an electric toilet plungerz on mie! Nu-uh!

(Gwen): Ben...

(Ben): I CAN FLYZ FROM YAZ CUZ IGOTZ WINGSA!

(Max): Ben...

(Ben): Can't catch me and I can puke up sticky goo!

(Max and Gwen): OMG! Shut up!

The End!