User:Rewire387



PLEASE BUCKLE YOUR BUNNY SEAT BELTS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW FLYING ON SANTA'S SLEIGH

Introduction
  Hell-o peeps. I'm Maximus Loo2012. Currently I have watched every episode of Ben 10, Alien Force and Ultimate Alien. The problem? I haven't watched Omniverse! So if anyone evr asks me about the cool new series, tell them I'm sleeping or even better, tell them I am making tacos for The Awesome Jack!

I am the creator of Ultra Ben: Heroes Unite, or simply Ultra Ben. In the fanon series, Ben is 25 years old and has the Ultimatronix, later the Ultimatrix X and has a task as always, to save the world, this time, is Ultimate Alien enemy, Aggregor. Watch as Aggregor absorbs all power in S1 and has darker plans in S2. Don't miss Ultra Ben: Heroes Unite!

Right now, I am plotting Ben 10,000: Omnitrix Again which features solo hero Ben  against the DNAliens with Master Control over the Omnitrix! Give me ideas on its page, people!

Also, check out Razor 10, my new series bout the origin story of Razor, my fictional identity. He's got awesome ninja stuff. And he kills quick. He kills everyone. Like Benjamin Kirby Tennyson.

razorthekiller (Wall - Blog - Contribs) 02:53, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

P.S. I am not Razor. I do not have nigh indestructable katanas. Then I would murder someone and I will be like that child in Les Miserables except my sentence will be either infinity or a death sentence.

Alternate Intro
LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN, PERSON WHO IS READING THIS! STOP READING OR ELSE I WILL COOK YOU! I REALLY WILL! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE POLICE BECAUSE THEY SUCK! YES! THEY SUCK! I CAN GET ARRESTED! I JUST NEED TO GET SOME HUMAN MEAT BEFORE I POP OFF BECAUSE HA HA! I DID A CRIME BEFORE I DIED! I KNOW I'M GETTIN PSYCHOTHIC AND...YOU'RE STILL READIN?! WELL STOP! BECAUSE NOW I'M GONNA CHHOP YOUR HEAD, PULL OUT YOUR EYEBALLS, USE THEM AS TABLE TENNIS BALLS, USE YOUR HEAD AS A FOOTBALL AND KICK YOUR BALLS! WAIT. YOU STILL AIN'T STOPPING YOUR READING?! I'M GONNA REMOVE YOUR REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM AND STICK IT ON MINE! YOU SAYING WE HAVE DIFFERENT BALLS?! WELL SHUDDAP. WHY? COS I'M RATH! YEAH. STOP READING. THATS WHY I GAVE YOU ALL THOSE THREATS! AW COME ON! JUST READ THE NEXT SECTION, CAN'T YA? HUH? BAH! (coughs) AND GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GET A SORE THROAT! IF I EGT A SORE THROAT, I'LL USE MY CLAWS! I WILL! JUST MOVE IT! (coughs again) NOW I HAVE A SORE THROAT! GARRR! (slashes)

Flight
You will be flying from Ben 10 Fan Fiction to User:Maximus Loo2012 and back! Hoho!

And...
And...WELL NOTHIN! Just continue on. This is the rocket engine. You did not read the last bit, right. Thats because its the rocket function. WHAT?! YOU READ IT?! Get ready for Hyper...speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddd!!!!

Ranking
I would love to say I am at Magister status, but I need to state in numbers. So...I'M NUMBER 117 EVEN THOUGH I ONLY DID 272 EDITS! Hahahahahahhhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha! I love doing my evil laugh.

Series made
Mon serie, mon ami

1. Ultra Ben

2. Razor 10

3. The Ultimate Alien Talk Show

4. Choose Your Adventure

Future Serie

1. Ben 10,000: Omnitrix Again

2. What If?

Favourite Aliens
XLR8

Fasttrack

Hercules

Rath

The Ultimate Alien

Food Section
You thought I would starve you? Take a snack (mouldy bread, mealworms and rotten apples) and enjoy (I hope you can enjoy)

Signature
razorthekiller (Wall - Blog - Contribs) 07:53, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

''LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, SUCKAS! RATH HATES YOU! SO STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE NOW!'' No not really. Just read it. READ IT NOW 11:13, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

SHUT UP! NOT REALLY,MAN! WELL JUST CONTINUE READING WELL, ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS I TOOK REAL LONG TO CREATE THIS SIGNATURE 11:23, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

FYI
Even though my header says I started editing in February, I only wrote my first series this month. You know what? That time was when I accidentally went to this website and commented Hello on someone's Hero article. That must have looked pretty dumb. Not really. Why would I call myself dumb?

'''YOU ARE NOW LANDING AT BEN 10 FAN FICTION WIKI PLEASE UNBUCKLE YOUR BUNNY SEAT BELTS AND GET OFF SANTA'S SLEIGH. I HOPE YOU DID NOT GET MOTION SICKNESS WHILE GOING AT 300 MPH OR GOT ATTACKED BY PITCH BLACK THE BOGEYMAN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AGAIN, I LOVE DOING MY EVIL LAUGH.'''

Alternate Ending
LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PERSON WHO SURVIVED MY SLASHING! I'M GONNA SLASH YOU AGAIN IF YOU DON'T GET OUTTA HERE. NOW! GRR! (slashes)