Asdfbtff2

Asdfbtff2, or just 2, episode 2 of se ason 1  of  Asdfbtff.

Super Fun Time
Kevin: Hey Gwen? Gwen: Yeah?

Kevin: What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Gwen: ...

Kevin, trollface: Wrong.

Gwen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

[TV static as logo appears with the number 2 next to it.]

Emperor Milleous is invading Earth.

Milleous: Earthlings, we are here to destroy you.

Ben: Just let it all out. Describe why you feel this hatred.

Milleous: Well, uh I guess it started when my wife tried to slit my throat in the middle of the night. Then the federal government shut down and I was like, thanks Obama.

[TV static.]

Ben: I wonder what Hannah Montana has been up to.

Ben goes on Youtube.

Ben: OH GOD WHY! WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[More TV static.]

Ben: Hey there beautiful.

Ester: Damn right I'm hot. From now on, you gon be calling me Shinacya.

Ester begins twerking. Ben takes a gun and shoots himself in the head.

[Even more TV static.]

Rook does a backflip.

Rook: I told you.

Ben hands him five bucks.

Ben: If I do it, you give me twenty.

Rook: Deal.

Ben jumps backwards but snaps his own neck.

Rook: Ha you lose.

[Usual TV static.]

And now, Pax.

Pax: WE NEED TO FREE THE PLANTS! FREE THE ANIMALS! FREE EVERYTH-

Ben shoots him in the head.

Ben: NO!

[TV static.]

Albedo puts some makeup on.

Albedo: lol now im ben but den stil liek im a noob rofl kthxbai.

Kevin snapped his neck. His relaxes.

Kevin: Much better.

[More fricking TV static.]

Gwen: Yo Kev, I'm so fricking pissed. Oh sheet, I'm gonna have a BF!

Kevin: A what?

Gwen: A FUQING BEACH FIT! GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE-

[TV static.]

Ben: (transforming) Goop!

Goop starts breakdancing.

Goop: Beat that.

Aggregor smiles. He throws his shirt off and breaks it down and spins on his head.

Goop: Well, sheet. Here's the Omnitrix.

Ten minutes later. Camera show's Ben's grave. The caption reads: Worst breakdancing alive.

[TV static.]

Ben 10,000 is in the waiting room. Kai had gotten sniped in her stomach. The doctor walks out.

Doctor: She's dead.

He kicks the door down and walks out like a badash. Behidn him, the hospital explodes.

[More TV static.]

What Ben hears.

Hokestar: Blah blah blah here is money blah blah blah you are awesome blah blah blah I worship you.

What actually is said.

Hokestar: Benjamin, how dear it is to see you hear. I've lost a tremendous amount of money and was hoping you are able to help.

Ben's response.

Ben: k.

Two minutes later.

Ben has a gun. He creeps up on Hokestar. Hokestar faces him. Ben puts on his innoncent smiles and hides the gun in his pants. Hokestar says somthing but his mustache muffled it out.

Ben: DEFICIT MY ASH!

Ben shot Hokestar multiple times.

Hokestar: I....hate...yo-

He died.

[TV static.]

Rook: So Ben, what do you think of the new ipad air?

Ben, watching cat videos on the ipad: LOLOLOLOLOL. Rook, grab my Omnitrix.

Rook: Why?

Ben: Just do it.

Rook grabs his Omnitrix. Ben scans his D.N.A.

Ben: BenRook!

Rook: Ah hell naw.

Ben starts meowing and licks himself.

Rook shoots him.

Rook: Sorry Ben, but I got a wife and kids 'n sheet. You can't take over my job. Hell naw. I'm out.

[TV static.]

Will Harangue: And now, our daily presentation of why Ben is evil and sadistice. Number 1-

Ben sneaks in and gives Harangue a wedgie as Fasttrack.

Ben: lol noob.

Will: That.

[TV static.]

Dr. Animo: Who wants to become my partner?

Vilgax: I do!

Dr. Animo: NO!

Animo shot Vilgax.

V.V. Arghost: I do!

Animo: Yay crossover!

[TV static.]

Malice: WHERE IS THE TOAST?

Vexx: I HAVE NO IDEA.

Malice: RAH

Vexx: RAH

[TV static.}

A highbreed goes into a stall. In the stall next to him is Sunder. Sunder farts. The highbreed farts.

Sunder: Oh it's on.

They have a fart battle while farting the tune to Skrillex's bangarang.

Sunder: We are so fuqed up.

[TV static.]

End.