User blog comment:Roads/A Cookie to Whoever Can Tell Me Where the Idea For Santa's Colors Came From!/@comment-2251356-20111209050729

I know! Santa is fat. He. Is. Fat. And obviously, most fat people like cookies. See Doofenshmirtz on that exercising episode? He wanted to turn the Fireside girls invisible so he could continue his WORKOUT. The other reason is from his long journey. He has been to like-- what?-- about seven Billion minus ten thousand who have been in the naughty list. He needs cookies to refill his energy. LIKE. A. BOSS (Brian infected me with his memes...)