Vilgax Meets Peter Capaldi

Episode 2

Plotty Wotty
Vilgax and Psyphon are in the Chimerian Stapler.



VILGAX:

HEY PSYPHON WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE DOCTOR LOL



PSYPHON:

I don't watch Doctor Who.



VILGAX:

y tho



PSYPHON:

idk



VILGAX:

Well my favorite is Peter Capaldi!

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<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON:

<p style="text-align:center;">hasn't he only had like 1 minute of screentime

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">Yep.

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<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON:

<p style="text-align:center;">so how do you already like him

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">BECAUSE HE'S PETER CAPALDI PSYPHON

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<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON:

<p style="text-align:center;">but

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">We should go meet Peter Capaldi! I want to get his autograph!

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<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON:

<p style="text-align:center;">Where does he even live

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">In the TARDIS! Duh!

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<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON:

<p style="text-align:center;">the tardis isn't real

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">Of course it is, Psyphon!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Vilgax and Psyphon go to Britainland.

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">Ah Britainland! The land of One Direction, the land of David Bowie, the land of Peter Capaldi!

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<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON:

<p style="text-align:center;">See? No TARDISs. Can we go home now?

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">Oh Psyphon, you're silly!

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<p style="text-align:center;">Vilgax looks around. He sees a porta-potty.

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">OMG PSYPHON THERE IT IS

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<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON:

<p style="text-align:center;">that's just a porta-potty

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">NO IT'S THE TARDIS

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<p style="text-align:center;">Vilgax jumps into the porta-potty. Psyphon is so thrilled.

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<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON:

<p style="text-align:center;">no i'm not

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<p style="text-align:center;">Vilgax walks out of the porta-potty, followed by Peter Capaldi.

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON I TOLD YOU! IT'S PETER CAPALDI!

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<p style="text-align:center;">PSYPHON:

<p style="text-align:center;">but how

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<p style="text-align:center;">PETER CAPALDI:

<p style="text-align:center;">GO THE HECKINGS AWAY I'M TRYING TO URINATE IN PEACE

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<p style="text-align:center;">lol we had to censor peter capaldi lol

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<p style="text-align:center;">VIlGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">Can I have your autograph?

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<p style="text-align:center;">Peter punches Vilgax.

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<p style="text-align:center;">VILGAX:

<p style="text-align:center;">YEY

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<p style="text-align:center;">THE END