From Useless to Useful

From Useless to Useful is the 17th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Plot
Ben and Kevin were in the garage.

(Ben): CAN WE TRAIN WITH ALIENS NOW?

(Kevin): Okay, sure. What alien do you want to train with? Ultimate Spidermonkey?

(Ben): NO HE'S FAT

(Kevin): Shocksquatch?

(Ben): NO HE'S FAT

(Kevin): Um, so what alien?

(Ben): EK!

(Kevin): We trained with him fourteen times already! And with his ultimate form ten times!

(Ben): REO!

(Kevin): We trained nine times with him.

(Ben): VIKING WAYLIGHTER!

(Kevin): Eighteen.

(Ben): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Okay.... let's train with Goop.

(Kevin): Sure, but please don't scream "I'M MELTING I'M MELTING" when you turn into him.

(Ben): (transform) THE MOST USELESS ALIEN OF ALL TIME! AHH I'M MEL- Wait I'm not Goop! I'm a new alien! WOOT WOOT!

(Kevin): Um, by his name I'm guessing he's epically useless. What can he do anyway?

(TMUAOAT): Dunno. The Ultimatrix makes the names up. MAYBE I HAVE LASER EYES? (squints eyes) Nope. MAYBE FIRE BREATH! (coughs) Nope. SUPER JUMPING? (jumps a bit into the air) NOPE. MAYBE-

Two hours later.

(TMUAOAT): I KNOW! IT MUST BE PAPAYA CONTROLLING! (moves hand) Nope.

(Kevin): (plays on his iPod) *sigh* Ben, this alien has absolutley no powers. You've tried this for TWO HOURS.

(TMUAOAT): (depressed face) Okay. Hey, what are you playing?

(Kevin): Fruit Ninja. I'm playing Classic Mode.

SUDDENLY, TMUAOAT'S CIRCLE OVER HIS EYES STARTED GLOWING!

(TMUAOAT): A.... POMEGRENATE WILL APPEAR NOW!

(Kevin): Huh? WOAH, YOU WERE RIGHT! I think that's the alien's powers!

(TMUAOAT): So he isn't that useless after all, eh?

(Kevin): He's still useless.

(TMUAOAT): CRAP.

Gwen came running in.

(Gwen): GUYS! An Galvanic Mechomorph is invading Apple!

(TMUAOAT): OMG. (reverts back to human) LET'S STOP HIM!

(Kevin): YEAH!

Gwen teleported them to an Apple factory.Everything around was destroyed, and a Galvanic Mechomorph was standing in the middle.

(Galvanic Mechomorph): MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM JEVE STOBS!

(Ben): Seriously?

(Jeve Stobs): YUS! I will take over this factory!

(Ben): NO WAY MAN! (transform) The Percolating Coffee Guy!

(Jeve Stobs): Pfft. I can beat you.

(TPCG): O RLY

Jeve took over an enormous iPad. He entered to the Angry Birds app, and birds were flung out of the Ipad!

(TPCG): AHHHHH!

Gwen created mana shields, but a yellow bird made it crack. Then a white one blew it up.

(Gwen): DAMMIT!

TPCG fired coffee from his hands, and hit a black birds who exploded in mid flight.

(TPCG): WOOT!

TPCG jumped and punched a green bird. Then he threw it back.

(Jeve Stobs): Drat! I'll open a different app... WHERE'S MY WATER?

(TPCG): What?

The huge iPad opened Where's my Water app, and water was squirting out of it. TPCG fired coffee at the water, and Kevin absorbed the floor. Ooze shot out of the iPad. It melted through Kevin's armor. TPCG drunk the ooze, and fired melting coffee. The iPad started melting, and it fired posion, steam and water every where. Jeve jumped out of it. TPCG ran quickly out of the building, adn Gwen tried to run after him too. She failed, and the iPad exploded, blowing up the whole building. TPCG turned around, and saw a small iPad.

(TPCG): OH NUUUUUU! THEY'RE TRAPPED INSIDE THE IPAD! (reverts to human) I need to get in! HUH... I WONDER HOW...

FLASHBACCCCCK!

Scene from the start of "Game Over" shows, when Ben enters Sumo Slammers game.

END OF FLASHBACCCCCCCK!

(Ben): Nope, no idea. O I KNOW! (transform) ALIEN X!

Inside Alien X....

(Bellicus): OH NOT YOU AGAIN!

(Ben): Hi Selena and Bellicus.

(Selena): Um, Ben, PLEASE DETRANSFORM?

(Ben): DO ONE THING, K?

(Bellicus): What?

(Ben): Get me into that iPad!

(Bellicus): Uh, you could have just gone Upgrade and go in.

(Ben): REALLY?

(Bellicus): *sigh* SECONDED!

(Selena): MOTION CARRIED!

Ben went into the iPad, and reverted back to human.

(Ben): Now let's find Gwen and Kevin!

He saw Jeve running after them, and they jumped into the Fruit Ninja app.

(Ben): OMG THEYRE INSIDE FRUIT NINJA! (jumps into Fruit Ninja)

Ben found himself inside Fruit Ninja. He cut the fruit that meant play, and saw Jeve, Gwen and Kevin.

(Jeve): I caught your precious friends! HEHE!

(Ben): NOT SO FAST! (transform) THE MOST USELESS ALIEN OF ALL TIMES!!!!!!!!

(Jeve): That alien won't help you!

(TMUAOAT): SHUT UP.

(Kevin): He's right Ben, turn into someone else!

TMUAOAT charged at Jeve, but Jeve fired a laser, and TMUAOAT flew backwards, and hit the Multiplayer mode. He entered multiplayer mode.

(Jeve): HEHEHEHE! NOW I'LL TRAP YOU IN CLASSIC MODE AND ESCAPE!

(Kevin and Gwen): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jeve cut the fruit that meant Classic mode, and threw Gwen and Kevin in.

(Jeve): MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

In Multiplayer mode, Ben was avoiding the other players cuts. He jumped between fruits.

(TMUAOAT): AHHAHAHAHAH! HEEEEEELP!

Then the game ended. He cut the bomb and reached the menu.

(TMUAOAT): I MUST CHOOSE A DIFFERENT BLADE!

He went into the sword menu, and started looking at swords.

(TMUAOAT): Darkness blade, ice blade, fire blade, bamboo blade, sparkly blade, piano blade- OOH! I WANT THAT ONE!

Later....

TMUAOAT entered classic mode. He saw Gwen and Kevin jumping between fruits.

(Gwen): Can't... stop.. playing...

(TMUAOAT): I'LL SAVE YOU! I also change the blade!

(Kevin): Smart move! Did you choose the ice blade?

(TMUAOAT): NO! I CHOSE THE BUTTERFLY BLADE! (moves hand and buterflies appear) ITZ SO SPARKLY

(Kevin): Whatever. HELP US!

TMUAOAT'S circle started glowing!

(TMUAOAT): A POMEGRENATE! DUCK!

(Kevin): A pomegrenate duck?

A pomgrenate came, and hit kevin in the head.

(Kevin): OW!

(Gwen): The only way to get out is to win Jeve's old record, which is... 10928972!

(TMUAOAT): I'll predict when will pomgrenate appear.

(Kevin): THAT WON'T HELP YOU MORON!

(TMUAOAT): Huh. I MUST EVOLVE!

(Kevin): B-

(TMUAOAT): KEVIN SHUT THE HECK UP. (evolves) THE ULTIMATE MOST USELESS ALIEN OF ALL TIME! Lime! Lemon! Kiwi!

The fruits appeared. Kevin cut them.

(TUMUAOAT): YUS! BANANA! WATERMELON! KIWI! APPLE! PEAR!

Kevin cut them.

(Kevin): Y'know, this isn't really helping us.

(TUMUAOAT): THEN I MUST-

(Kevin): STOP EVOLVING.

(TUMUAOAT): I was going to say turn into a different alien. (transform) XLR8!

XLR8 cut through the fruits at super speed.

Thwee houws latew...

(XLR8): I BEAT THE RECORD!

(Kevin): YAY! Now let's get out of here!

(XLR8): (reverts to human) I don't know how...

(Gwen): How about Upgrade?

(Ben): OH I KNOW. (transform) WAY BIG! Nope, not big enough. (evolves) ULTIMATE WAY BIG!

Ultimate Way Big smashed his way out of of the iPad, and Gwen and Kevin escaped too. They saw Jeve, with a bunch of iPods.

(Jeve): NOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Ultimate Way Big): DIE JEVE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (fires lasers from eyes)

Jeve flew away from the explosion.

(Jeve): I'LL GET MAH REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE!

(Ultimate Way Big): WOOT! So TMUAOAT isn't that useless after all huh?

(Kevin): HE'S STILL USELESS YOU IDIOT.

(Ultimate Waybig): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Keep thinking that.

(Kevin): What is that supposed to mean?

(Ultimate Way Big): ........................................................

(Gwen): Um, Ben? You aren't making any sense.

(Ultimate Way Big): BECAUSE I'M TANGOING WITH MARS?.

THE END

Aliens Used

 * The Most Useless Alien Of All Time (x2)
 * The Percolating Coffee Guy
 * Alien X
 * The Ultimate Most Useless Alien Of All Times
 * XLR8
 * Way Big
 * Ultimate Way Big

Characters

 * Ben
 * Gwen
 * Kevin
 * Selena
 * Bellicus

Villains

 * Jeve Stobs