Ben Gets HOT!

Episode 1 of Da Stupid Show.

Plot
Ben was like walking through the forest peeing on trees.

(Ben): Hehe. Hope no one sees.

(Tree): Hey, that tickles!

(Ben): Aw! Dammit! Not again! Stupid stalker trees! (Transforms) Humungousaur!!! RAAAAAHH!!! (Rips Tree) Yeah! Oh yeah! Who's bad! La la la...peeing on trees and beating the crap outta dem!

Ben found some Tacos.

(Ben): YAY! I will eat dese as my favorite Swampfire!!! (He ate them, but he spilled spicy on Ultimatrix) Hell, no! I will change back!

He changed back, but the Ultimatrix was orange. It was called the Hottitrix.

(Azmuth): BEN TURKEYSON!

(Ben): *Tennys-

(Azmuth): I don't care! You brakes my Ultimatrix and must work on Primus for me for Eternity!!!!!!

(Ben): Okay, cool. Do I get a name tag?

(Azmuth): This isn't a day job, Flemmison!

(Ben): K. But do I get a name tag?

(Azmuth): No.

(Ben): KK.

(Azmuth): And it's not your and Eunice's little "Love Jungle", either.

(Ben): Wut? Ewww! You think I'm love with that....that...I'm not allowed to say it.

(Azmuth): You can say it once between the two of us.

(Ben): Okay. ...That

Scene changes to Ben as NRG.

(Ben): SO THE ULTIMATRIX ACTUALLY GOT ENHANCED TO THE HOTTITRIX WITH ALL ULTIMATRIX DNA, + IT GOTZ SEVEN MORE HOTTY ALIENZ! Now I am promoted to Ship poopy scooping and I become hot once again!

(Ship): Ship! Ship! Ship! *Farting noises*

(Ben): Dammit. Anyway, it's better than working on Primus with that

The End