Chill Gates

Chill Gates is a fan made episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force. It is written by Lego Master.

Summary
When Ben accidentally finds Bill Gates, things get crazy when he attempts to steal the Ultimatrix.

Plot
Ben bangs his head against a wall.

(Ben): Are weeee therrrreeeeeee yeeet?

(Kevin): BEN, SHUT UP, TRANSFORM INTO SOMETHING USEFUL, AND GET US THERE ALRE-

Gwen slaps him.

(Kevin): ...Y U SLAP ME

(Ben): SLAP ME NEXT!

Kevin stares blankly at him, but then slaps Ben.

(Ben): YIPPIE!

Ben transforms into Four Arms, grabs Kevin, and slams him into the ground.

(Four Arms, reverting back): PUNY GUY.

Ben pokes at a guy laying on the ground.

(Ben): I FOUND A DEAD GUY.

(Bill Gates): I'm not dead, you moron.

(Ben): Then..YOU'RE MY DAD!

(Bill Gates): Wait, wha-

Ben hugs him.

(Ben): DADDY!

(Bill Gates): You're crazy.

(Ben): I KNOW, THANKS.

(Bill Gates): That wasn't a compliment.

(Ben): You smell like waffles.

(Bill Gates): Uh, can someone get this guy away from me?

Kevin bonks Ben on the head, knocking him out.

(Bill Gates): WOAH, LOOK AT THAT WATCH.

(Gwen): Yeah..so?

(Bill Gates): I WANT THAT WATCH.

(Ben, waking up): NO, CHARLIE SHEEN. I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU MY CAR!

(Bill Gates): ..wut

(Ben): Who are you?

(Bill Gates): I'm BILL GATES.

(Ben): Your bills are late?

(Bill Gates): I founded Microsoft.

(Ben): OH YEAH. YOU'RE THE GUY WHO CREATED STAR WARS.

(Bill Gates): That's George Lucas. Anyway, GIVE ME THAT WAAAATCH.

(Ben): OKAY.

Ben throws a regular wristwatch at Gates's face.

(Bill Gates): THE ONE YOU'RE WEARING.

(Ben): No.

(Bill Gates): Give to me, or I'll sue you.

(Ben): Silly George Lucas, everyone knows that suing people is Morgan Freeman's thing.

Bill Gates fires a techno-tentacle at Ben.

(Ben): GUYS, GEORGE LUCAS IS DOC OCK.

(Bill Gates): Fuq you.

Ben transforms into Debtpay and grabs Bill Gates.

(Debtpay): GEORGE LUCAS, YOU OWE ME A MILLION DOLLAHZ.

(Bill Gates): Why? I'm not even Geor- I AM GEORGE LUCAS!

1 WEEK LATER AT GEORGE LUCAS'S HOUSE...

(George Lucas): Who sued me for a million dollars?!?

(Bill Gates): Maybe it was Steve Jobs.

(Ben, walking in): Hey Stevie Wonder, hey Jackie Chan.

(George Lucas, pulling out lightsaber): Should I?

(Bill Gates): Not yet, George.

Ben transforms into Fart, and flies around Lucas and Gates, causing them both to faint.

(Fart): I WIN! GIVE ME MY MILLION DOLLAHZ.

Lé End

Characters

 * Crazy Ben
 * Gwen
 * Kevin

Aliens

 * Four Arms
 * Fart

Villains

 * Bill Gates
 * George Lucas