Stormbreaker

Stormbreaker is the pilot of Alex Rider.

Plot
Location: Bellwood High School, Bellwood

Teacher: What IS it that makes us what we are? What is it that defines us? Is it where we live? Is it our schooling? Or is it our family? Alex Rider, family have you prepared something for us?

Alex: Oh! Um... Yes.

Teacher: Come on then.

Alex: Yeah. OK. There's not much I can say about my family. I didn't even KNOW my parents. They died when I was small. I live with my uncle, Ian Rider, and he's not much there either. I have some sort of housekeeper, Jacqueline um, Jack, Starbright. Y'know, 'cause he's always on business

We see a biker, Ian Rider, while Alex is speaking.

BOOM!

Alex: He has a really boring job.

BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA!

Alex: He's a bank supervisor. He's in charge of Customer Care. His work means alot to him, but he never talks about it. So that's about it. The End, heh.

Teacher: Well, that wasn't QUITE as insightful as I'd hoped..... Where's your uncle now?

Alex: At some conference. Y'know, new approaches to European banking.

We see Ian riding away from some Pyronites and Tetramands.

Alex: Y'know, life in the slow lane.

Ian's riding far ahead from the evil aliens.

VRRRMMM! Ian rides off a cliff and lands riding in the beach, insanely fast.

BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA! Ian dodges the bullets and hides behind a small tipped over boat. The Aliens got their guns out. KRACK! Ker- DUNK! The boat's upside-down.

Alex: The thing about Uncle Ian is, he's not very easy to pin down.

The aliens shoot the boat, but realise he's not their. VRRRM! Ian drives off in the Rider Car.

Alex: I wouldn't say I'm much like him....

TO BE COMPLETED!