Dan (Alien)/Cool Facts

Cool facts about Dan. Everyone can add more.

Facts

 * He is Upchuck Norris's BFF.
 * Nyan Cat was Dan's Halloween costume.
 * 2+2=Dan
 * Dan created Elmo to torture non-Dan beleavers.
 * When someone peels a bannana and there is a pickle inside, you must have underestimated Dan.
 * Dan won World War I and II because of pure awesomeness.
 * Dan taught Proffesor Paradox to time travel. Not that silly machine.
 * If God walks on water, Dan can swim on Earth.
 * ADD MORE!