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Everything about the orignial Tech 10 continuity, and the first episode of Tech 10: Rebooted to a point. To illustrate my point, here are some of my favorite stupid quotes from said media:

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Tech 10: ultimatrix unleashed:

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" How would I explain telepathic broccili to my mom?"

" I squashed the bulldozer. My bad."

"So, a phsycotic poem writer is out to get me."

"I may be a butt kicking alien superhero, but I do not miss any opportunity to get free candy."

"Holy cheddar cheese, I had been tricked!"

"Suddenly, a duck flew past my face."

" I would probably end up trying to eat the asteroid."

" I twisted my leg around backwards, and I suspect that I may be turning blue."

"He walked off, yelling "TO, THE, AIRPORT!"

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The Colossal Christmas Crossover:

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 * Zynon: My name is Zynon, This is Simien, This is Vorkus, This Allen, This is Ic, This is Omnimorph, and this is Permbyt. I have to ask you something, besides the obvious pun in your name, in which country is Tek and No names of people?
 * Tech: Apparently, in America. I really haven't asked my parents why they named me a pun. Perhaps it was unintended.

(Not a quote, but I find it hilarious how much of an unapologetic, unaware jerk Tech is in this, not to mention that his explanation of multiverse theory is so confusing that two of the crossover participants have to WIPE THEIR MEMORIES OF IT. Good grief.)
 * Zynon: My name is Zynon, This is Simien, This is Vorkus, This Allen, This is Ic, This is Omnimorph, and this is Permbyt. I have to ask you something, besides the obvious pun in your name, in which country is Tek and No names of people?
 * Tech: Apparently, in America. I really haven't asked my parents why they named me a pun. Perhaps it was unintended.

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Tech 10: Combalien Evolution:

"I have no idea. I just live here."

"English? That sounds similar to my language, Shilgne."

" Let's just say that, to this day, Mom wonders why my teeth spark when I eat."

"Listen! I could care less about your little girl-fight!"

"Beacause, Xenon, he's the only piece of sushi here that isn't a whiny hunk of crab." "Hurtful!"

" I gestured for them to follow me, and we walked out the door, where we were greeted with a welcoming party of Vilgax."

" Vilgax and Xenon were soaring through the atmosphere.

"Did you see that?!" Xenon said. "All he did was flick us! He doesn't even care any more!" "

" {Flashback}

"You see, Tech, we have a new superweapon that will make you immobile with fear! And I got it for Christmas!"

"Is it a fruitcake?"

"Um...well...maybe...kinda...yeah."

{End Flashback} "

" I'll start from the beginning, which is typically the best place to start."

" Revenge is not allowed."

Tech 10: Rebooted (2012 Pilot)

" I had to use a rainbow death ray to wipe out an invasion force comprised of fluffy teddy bears."

" Unfortunately for the warship, crashing into Rockoustic is pretty much like the Titanic disaster.

In space."

"I am not random or uncooked!" The thing snapped. "I am specific and at a perfect body temperature!"

"Fool! Statements do not exist on a dimensional plane!"

"HAHAHA!" The Puppet Master laughed. "You cannot POSSIBLY defeat ALL of these bears in time!"

"Dude, I just defeated your entire army with a RAINBOW." I snapped. "Don't MAKE me go all unicorn on your sorry butt!"

Etcetera, etcetera.