The Not Hype

(Razor): Hello guys!

(Truckdriver): Hey dude! Get away!

The truck collides with Razor

(Razor): Ooh. I got a healing factor!

THEME SONG!

(Razor): Hello guys and welcome to the whatever really long name series.

(Ultimos): Yello.

(Razor): And this is Ultimos of that whatever really long name group...THE AVENGERS!

(Ultimos): Actually...

(Razor): Iron Man flies in with a cool bunch of dragon things and says: I brought a party.

(Ultimos): GAAA! (leaves)

(Razor): Wait a second, dude!

(Ultimos): What?

(Razor): How about for a ton of cash?

(Ultimos): Sure, broham.

(Razor): DO NOT CALL ME BROHAM, ULTIMATE CHEESCAKE!

(Ultimos): Okay. Lets get this over with.

(Razor): Question number 1. Would you eat chocolate if  that was the only other option rather than being starved to death?

(Ultimos): I would.

(Razor): Number 2. Would you sleep with Julie Yamamato?

(Ultimos): NO YOU NUT! (attacks him)

(Razor): Argghh. I didn't make these questions! Its my job! I get a ton oof cash, bro!

(Ultimos): Next!

(Razor): 3. Did you like bashing Vilgax up in Ultra Enforcer?

(Ultimos): Hell yeah!

(Razor): Good! Now I get a ton of cash!

(Ultimos): And I get a ton of cash!

(Razor): Over and out!

(Ultimos): And...WHERE'S TINI!? WHERE'S SYNAPTAK?!

(Razor): CALM DOWN...

(Ultimos): Waa haaa haaa

(Razor): Hmmmm...Notes.......A grown man from TK can also cry.

(Ultimos): YOU GOTTA HELP ME!

(Razor): Uhhhh. Ton of cash?

(Ultimos): Confirm plus guarantee!

(Razor): Let me check my GPS...Found them!

(Ultimos): Goody!

(Razor): They are in the other side of the world 200,000,000 miles from here. Bye bye!

(Ultimos): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!