The Rath In The Hat

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The Rath In The Hat is a story by Jrshipey.

Plot
The rain did not rain.

It was to hot to play.

So we sat in the air conditioned house.

All that hot, hot day.

I sat there with some girl.

We sat there, us two.

And I said, "How I wish

We had something to do!"

Too dry to go out

And too hot to play ball.

So we sat in the house

And did nothing at all.

All we could do was to

Sit!


 * Sit!


 * Sit!


 * Sit!

And we did not like it. Not one little bit.

And then

Something went BUMP!

How that bump made me jump!

We looked!

Then we saw a paw on the mat!

We looked!

And saw The Rath in the Hat!

And he said to us,

"Why do you sit there like that?"

"I know it is warm.

And the sun is too sunny.

But we can be angry

Anger is funny!"

"I know some great things we could break"

Said the Rath.

"I know some good pranks"

Said the Rath who hated math.

"A lot of cool pranks

I shall show them to you

Your brother

Will not be happy if I do."

Then some girl and I

Did not know what to say

Our brothers were

Walking astray.

But some Pisciss Vollan said, "No! No!

Make Rath go away!

Tell him to go away!

You do NOT want to play!

He should not be here

He should not be about

He should not be here

When your brothers are out!"

"Yes! Yes! Have no fear!

Have no fear!" said Rath

"My brother's not mad!"

Said Rath in the Hat.

"Why, we can have

Lots of fun, if you wish

With a game called

Up-Up-Up with a fish!"

To be finished....