Pilot (Ironic Days)

Clifford and Even were in the Space Station cantina when this happened...

Plot
(Clifford): Hey Skipper.

(Skipper): Yeah, Clifford?

(Clifford): Why is my cup empty?

(Skipper): Sorry, Cliff.

Skipper filled up Clifford's cup with an alcoholic beverage. Clifford drank up. Suddenly, Even ran up bursted in cantina.

(Even): Clifford! Clifford!

Clifford turned.

(Clifford): What?

Even stopped at Clifford, panting.

(Even): Someone...stole...our....taedenite!

(Clifford): Our taedenite?!

(Even): Our taedenite!

(Clifford): Well we should go find out who has it.

(Even): Agreed.

(Skipper): Hey! Shut up before you cause a fight. I can't afford another repair.

(Clifford and Even, whispering): Sorry.

Clifford and Even walked outside.

(Clifford): Now where would I hide rare gems...

Dale, Clifford and Even's boss, walked over to them.

(Dale): Clifford, Even, regardless of whatever stupid thing you're up to, I want you to pick me up something from that new restraunt. Here are the money and keys to my ship. Don't blow this, or else.

Dale handed Clifford the money and keys. Clifford and Even got on Dale's ship and flew to Vulkanus' hideout. They walked inside.

(Even): Give us our taedenite, Vulkanus.

(Vulkanus): I don't have your taedenite.

(Clifford): Then what are those crates that say "Handle With Care. Taedenite Inside!"?

Vulkanus stood infront of the crates.

(Vulkanus): There are no crates.

Sevenseven suddenly came in.

(Sevenseven): Ha chu laco se loco, wermo.

(Vulkanus): Uh...I don't have the money yet. How about taede-

Sevenseven held out his wrist and shot Vulkanus. Vulkanus fell. Sevenseven picked up the crates of taedenite and flew off.

(Clifford and Even): Oh come on!

Later, Clifford and Even picked up Dale's dinner and flew back to the cantina, but before they could give the food to Dale, Sevenseven flew by and stole the food. He flew off, leaving Clifford and Even empty-handed. Dale walked up to Clifford and Even.

(Dale): Where's my dinner?

(Clifford and Even): Uhh...

(Dale): Don't even tell me! You ate it! That's it! I'm going to punish you. You're gonna help Skipper clean up the cantina and pay me back my money.

(Even): That doesn't sound so bad.

Clifford and Even walked inside the cantina. It looked like a tornado hit it.

(Clifford): What happened?

(Skipper): Liam...he got....drunk.

(Even): And....?

(Skipper): He trashed the place and started a bar fight. Never seen a bar fight that bad since the Beer Run of '56.

(Clifford and Even): Oh man...

THE END