A Gift for Jack

This is an episode of Jack for his birthday!

Episode
''A man is walking into an alleyway, a gun in his hand. He knocks on a side door and is invited in my an Appoplexian.''

Man: Ready?

Appoplexian: Of course, Jack. You bring the weapon?

Jack: Of course, Snax, I'm not stupid. You can't break up a drug deal without killing someone, can you?

Snax: Of course not. You had me worried. Now, our transportation?

Jack: Follow me.

''They walk out of the alley and look around. Once the coast is clear, Jack reaches into his pocket and digs out a remote. He presses a button, and two Mototcycles, one large, the other average sized.''

Snax: UltraMax? These things aren't even street legal.

Jack: Neither are we.

Snax: I love being a Rooter.

Jack: My thoughts exactly, Snaxy-boy.

Snax: Don't call me that.

Jack: Fine then.

They mount onto their bikes and ride to an airport.

Snax: Where's our ride?

Jack: What ride?

Snax: The spaceship...

Jack: Did you think this was an intergalactic drag deal? Aw hell nah.

Snax: So, it's a human drug deal?

Jack: Nah, it's not a drug deal. I lied about that. There's a terrorist on Kinet we want to kill.

Snax: Species?

Jack: Merlinsapien.

Snax: He'll be tricky. Can't wait to bash his face in.

Jack: We can't do that. We're sniping him.

Snax: Why?

Jack: You know how good Merlinsapiens are and Hand-to-Hand combat! They disappear!

Snax: Then why'd you bring me?

Jack: 'Cause that terrorist is leading a drug deal.

Snax: I still can't tell if you're lying.

Jack: And you never will!

''They drive to an empty airstrip and Jack presses a button on his remote. A grey airship appears. Snax gestures for Jack to go, but Jack shakes his head''

Jack: Age before beauty.

Snax snarls and walks in, pushing Jack in the process

Jack: I appreciate it!

He walks in as the episode ends.

HAPPY B-DAY JACK!