It Begins

Plot
Lurnit was standing on top of a tree in the main region.

(Lurnit): In a moment, 30 competitors are about to arrive and they will compete for a billion bucks. They will be split into 5 teams of 6, and will be competing in several different challenges, using their powers to win. They are the final additional aliens, except me, the awesome host, the future aliens, and the original aliens, excpet Edibility, the chef.

Edibility walked next to Lurnit.

(Lurnit): How were you able to get up here?

(Edibility): I used the Giant Spring of Elimination. It took me 30 tries to actually get here.

(Lurnit): Edibility, there's a ladder on the other side of the tree.

Edibility shot carmel in Lurnit's face.

(Lurnit): Anyways, the losing team will head to Tidalwave's house to cast votes. That's also where they go to say private things. Except sometimes, it isn't private. It's called Total DRAMA Billion for a reason. Anyways, after they leave Tidalwave's house, they sit around here, the Tree of Sitting. If they aren't eliminated, I will give them a cookie made with sweat. Whoever recieves no cookie leaves the competition for good.

(Edibility): I see them!

(Lurnit): I'm supposed to say that!

Lurnit time traveled to when he was explaining the contest, then killed his past self.

(Edibility): If you kill your past self, wouldn't you be dead too?

(Lurnit): Not me, because I'm awesome. Anyways, they're here!

A long helicarrier flew above the tree.

(Lurnit): Copy-Copy, Combinationer, Useless, Lightmeraction, Humanimate, Feet Balled, Emotion, Upside Up, NME, Clawnormous, Sportacus, Battlesuit, Bomblow, Flat, Absorbo, Sound Sample, Crablaster, Glider, Stunner, Manymachine, Linaport, Add-and-Blast, Ironic, Skyder, Psychon, Puffish, Fairy Tail, Clameleo, Dogface. They're all here! Let's get this party started!

Theme song!

Copy-Copy was in the house.

(Copy-Copy): Okay, I was the first alien turned into, so I will be the last alien in the contest.

Stunner was in the house.

(Stunner): I overheard Copy-Copy waiting to say something, and I have to say: I was the last alien turned into, so I will be the last in the contest. It is luck. Anyways, I am awesome.

To Be Continued

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