Nostroming

This is the fourth episode of Diamond Man's Untitled Series. Enjoy!

Episode
Owen is sleeping in his bed. Sarth and Amy walks in and attach wires and gizmos to his body. They plug the wires into their laptop.

Amy: Why are we doing this again?

Sarth: Training. We need to subject Owen to his worst fears, to see how he reacts to it.

Amy: And what is that again?

Sarth pulls out a game disc of Alien Isolation.

Sarth: Xenomorphs.

He inserts it into the computer. He turns on survival mode.

Amy: Are you sure? I don't want to see our little man get hurt.

Sarth: Just look away.

Sarth presses a button and Owen is now in the game.

Owen: Woah! What's happening?

He looks at his surroundings.

Owen: Oh no. Scary dark atmosphere.

Looks out a window.

Owen: Space!

Looks at the roof.

Owen: Creepy pipes! I'm in Alien Isolation!

Owen runs around screaming.

Owen: I can't believe this is happening.

Owen sees the revolver.

Sarth: Ok good, he can use that.

Owen: Oh good, this'll work great!

He picks it up and points it at him.

Sarth: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!

Sarth types on the keyboard. Owen restarts.

Owen: I guess this is the world telling me not to kill myself.

He sees the door.

Owen: Oh this is survival mode, which means...

He sits down.

Owen: Nothing will happen until I open the door!

He sits there for a couple seconds.

Sarth: Do you ever think we underestimate Owen's intelligence?

Amy: Maybe.

Sarth pushes a button, and the door opens.

Owen: AH!

Owen runs around.

Owen: Wait, do my anime powers work?

Owen extends his hand, and materializes fire.

Owen: Awesome! In that case, Sailor Teleport!

Owen teleports to the exit.

Owen: See ya suckers!

Sarth: Oh gosh darn it.

Sarth pushes more buttons. Owen is back at the start. Owen tries to make a fireball, but nothing happens.

Owen: Aw crap.

The door opens.

Owen: AH!

He runs around.

Amy: Are you sure he can do this?

Sarth: Of course. He's played this game so he knows how the maps work.

Owen: Aw man I'm so screwed right now, you don't even know.

He sees the flamethrower.

Owen: Alright!

He points it at the floor, and lights himself on fire.

Owen: WHOO! I'm burning alive!

Owen falls to the ground.

Amy: Wow this is sad.

Sarth: It's even sadder that this can actually happen in the game.

Owen is back at the start.

Owen: Aw man. Looks like I have to survive. Let's see what I have. Motion tracker, revolver, and flamethrower. Not bad...

He walks out the door. He walks slowly. He pulls out his motion tracker.

Owen: So far so good.

Suddenly the air vent shakes.

Owen: AH!

Owen runs down an alleyway.

Sarth: What's he doing? I know he knows his way around game maps.

Amy facepalms.

Amy: He doesn't even have this game! Remember he watched that Krillin guy play it and he got really scared?!

Sarth: Oh great. We've trapped Owen in his worst fear with no powers, no map, and no one to help him. Maybe he can find weapons.

Owen is crouched under a table making crying sounds.

Owen: Oh my gosh I want to get out of here!!!

The Xenomorph drops out of the air vent. Owen screams and runs. The Xenomorph is way faster.

Sarth: What is he doing? He has a revolver, a flamethrower, and a shotgun. Why isn't he killing it?

Amy is looking at her phone. She gives a hateful, worried look to Sarth.

Amy: According to GameFaqs, "The Xenomorph is invincible. You can't kill it."

Sarth face palms.

Amy: Can't you reactivate his powers?

Sarth: No, I can't reactivate anything!

Amy: Did you at least put it on easy?

Sarth: No, I put it on hard.

Amy slaps Sarth.