Breaking Ben

Breaking Ben is an episode of BTSF. Since we now have a profanity law this episode is gonna get fked up

Summary
Ben discovers Kevin has been working as an undercover methamfetamine cook. They discover Petrosapien's amazing meth quality and starting cooking meth to support their families.

Plot
Ben is on the sofa as usual. Suddenly, he looks upwards.

(Ben): is that a profanitay template

Oh yes it is Ben. You can now curse. Be careful because this shit will get you fucked up!

(Ben): hell damn crap bastard poopyhead heheh

ehehhe

(Ben): ok time to check on kevine levine. he must be wanking off or something

Ben went to the RV, and saw smoke coming out of it.

(Ben): KEVIN BLAZED DA KUSH TOO HARD (transform) JURY RIGG-err i mean Duty! Jury Duty!

Jury Duty slammed on the door with his suitcase.

(Kevin): BEN WTF

(Jury Duty): I am here to inform you that marijuana is illegal and since Bellwood isn't in Colorado or Washington you can't blaze it here

(Kevin): oh crap people can see this, quick come in Ben

Jury Duty entered the RV, and saw a meth lab.

(Jury Duty): Methamfetamapmepine is illegal in all of the US, you could go to jail for this! I can't ruin my lawyer's reputation with this nonsense!

(Kevin): Well, it's time I tell you Ben. I have ass cancer.

(Jury Duty): Did you do something kinky again? Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.

(Kevin): I was addicted to Runescape okay? I don't know why, but it's returned go its 2005 glory again and I'm trimming armor like crazy. My doctor said I'll die in about five seasons from my automated gun contraption while spending my minutes with my methampamspamtine. I need to leave Gwen and you guys something before I go.

(Jury Duty): If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

(Kevin): Well, now that you know, you should either keep this a secret or I'll have to kill you.

(Jury Duty): Ya know what kid? I'm with you. Let's make methahtapmapmtine Kevin. (detransforms) ayy lmao

THEME SONG

to be continued

Aliens Used

 * Jury Duty

Characters

 * Ben
 * Kevin
 * Gwen
 * Rook

Villains

 * The Vreedle Brothers
 * Argit