Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-1478058-20161109135041/@comment-5456782-20161110125307

Alanomaly wrote: Welp

Time to go to Amsterdam

And get a Holland citizenship

And stay there

For as long as possible >Be Alan

>Trump elected

>"Oh boy, I better get out of this country1"

>Board plane to Netherlands

>Head to Amsterdam to have some fun while America burns

>Forgetreason why America is burning up in the first place

>Trump ENCOURAGES climate change

>Alaska melts and becomes baked Alaska

>America floods

>Sea level rises everywhere

>Be Alan again

>At home in Amsterdam

>Look out window

>Levies have failed

>Amsterdam is flooding

>Donald Trump drives by on speedboat

>Can't stump the Trump