Crablasterbolt

Plot
Inside the Billiontrix.......

(Crablaster): I am tired of hardly getting used. I will become more useful by escaping the Billiontrix and going to Aruburia. There, I will learn to become like an Arburian Pelarota!

(Copy-Copy): And what else will you do?

(Crablaster): Drink soda. Wait no, I'll drink pizza. Wait no, I'll drink myself! And once I drink myself, I will make millions!

(Found): Shut up. You're not making any sense.

(Crablaster): But neither are you, Fat. Where is your little friend, Lose?

Lost walked up to the with a board game broken in half.

(Lost): I LOST!

Lost started crying.

(Found): Well, just get out with that machine I just built.

Found pointed at a machine, and Crablaster teleported out of the Billiontrix.

(Crablaster): Now, to go to Aruburia!

Theme song!

(Cannonbolt): Stop yelling in my face!

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): Sorry. It was the way I was made.

(Ristego): Let's actually get to the episode.

(Evan): Crablaster? What are you doing out of the Billiontrix?

(Crablaster): Didn't you hear me say I was going to Aruburia?

(Evan): Yeah, but that was before the theme song and the title card.

(Crablaster): That doesn't matter!

Crablaster zapped a bird flying by, then zapped himself. He started flying up.

(Evan, transforming): Rhymer! Up, up, and away!

Evan flew up with his chimney and chased Crablaster. When they almost got to Aruburia, a giant cheeseburger fell and knocked Evan down to a ship.

(Evan, detransforming): Owww! Stupid cheeseburger!

He fell through the top of the ship, and Ristego was there holding the Ultimatrix.

(Ristego): Finally! I can give myself ultra power!

Ristego fiddled with the Ultimatrix, and Cannonbolt and Ultimate Cannonbolt came out.

(Cannonbolt): I was eating some pizza, when I saw a giant anvil fall on Lodestar, and he disappeared, then me and Ultimate Cannonbolt came out.

(Evan): NO NOT LODESTAR!

(Ristego): Hmmm. There's Aruburia. And there's a crab rock on it.

Ristego flew the ship to Aruburia, and they all got off.

(Crablaster): Where did all the Arburian Pelarotas go?

(Ristego): The Big Tick ruined it.

(Crablaster): DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

(Evan): Why so long?

(Crablaster): Ultimate Cannonbolt is yelling in my face!

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): YYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry.

(Crablaster): It's not fair. It's just not fair! I will destroy all the other planets, and I will start with Vulpin over there!

Crablaster flew to Vulpin, and Ristego flew the others to Vulpin in his ship.

(Evan): I don't think so!

He turned into Stunner and tried to stun Crablaster, but he moved out of the way, and climbed up a mountain. He knocked a bunch of boulder down, destroying a lot of stuff. Some Vulpimancer/Arburian Pelarota hybrids rolled and knocked Crablaster to Shortflie.

(Ristego): Come on!

They ran into Ristego's ship, and they flew to Shortflie. Crablaster was knocking a lot of the model planes into the planet, destroying a lot of stuff. Some Hoverwing/Arburian Pelarota hybrids rolled and knocked Crablaster down. Ristego, Cannonbolt, and Ultimate Cannonbolt rolled into him too.

(Hoverwing/Arburian Pelarota): FACE MY YODEL-A HEE-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Evan): Why so yodelish?

(Hoverwing/Arburian Pelarota): Ultimate Cannonbolt is yelling in my face!

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): YYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry.

Evan turned into Glider and guided Crablaster with Ristego, Cannonbolt, and Ultimate Cannonbolt back to earth.

(Crablaster): I placed an atomic bomb in the Billiontrix. Once it explodes, it will reach the Billiontrix energy, which will blow up the country. The explosion will hit all the mirrors in the country, then send it to a satellite, which will send it back down and destroy earth.

(Evan): NO NOT LODESTAR!

(Cannonbolt, Ultimate Cannonbolt, and Ristego): SUPER CANNONBOLTBURIAN PELAROTA SUPER BALL OF DEATH BALL-INATOR 2000-ATRON OF BALL OF DEATH CANNONBOLT FEST TRIGGER-INATOR 2000-ATRON!

They combined into it, and it was really large. They rolled over Crablaster and flattened him, then Evan scanned him to recieve his DNA again.

(SUPER CANNONBOLTBURIAN PELAROTA SUPER BALL OF DEATH BALL-INATOR 2000-ATRON OF BALL OF DEATH CANNONBOLT FEST TRIGGER-INATOR 2000-ATRON): But what about the bomb?

(Evan): Smash me inside of the Billiontrix.

(Ristego part of SUPER CANNONBOLTBURIAN PELAROTA SUPER BALL OF DEATH BALL-INATOR 2000-ATRON OF BALL OF DEATH CANNONBOLT FEST TRIGGER-INATOR 2000-ATRON): My pleasure!

Evan held his arm under him, and SUPER CANNONBOLTBURIAN-yeah, I don't wanna type it all, smashed Evan into the Billiontrix. Inside of it, the bomb was about to explode. Evan jumped high over it and shot lasers at the cords, disconnecting it. Then he turned into Clawnormous and rolled the bomb out of a hole in the Billiontrix. He turned back to normal.

(Evan): Cover it!

The combined thingy turned to humanoid mode, then picked up the bomb and turned into ball mode with the bomb in him. Then, the bomb exploded, and it sent Crablaster into a random portal, which sucked Ultimate Cannonbolt and Evan to a weird planet.

(Evan): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Crablaster): Why so long?

(Evan): Ultimate Cannonbolt is yelling in my face!

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): YYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry.

Crablaster was knocking a lot of cheeseburger monkeys into the planet, destroying a lot of stuff.

(Planet): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): Why so upset?

(Planet): Ultimatecannonboltia is yelling in my face!

(Ultimatecannonboltia): YYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry.

(Evan): Let's wrap it up with a song! ''Hand the chain to me please, eat the truck full of ice cream. Do you want to see something cool? Find the yellow door. La la la la la la pizza please la la la la la la la la, please pass me the film. Lick the spinach lollipop, and find the yellow door. Find the yellow door today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you want some pizza?''

THE END

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 * This was made for Cannonbolt Fest 2011.