Really Epic Parrot

Really Epic Parrot is a Parrotian from Awesometos X. He is part of the Trifroce of Epicness in Upchuck Norris: Legends of Awesomeness. He is also a free usage alien anyone can use.

Appearance
He looks like a stuffed animal red parrot thingy.

Powers

 * Flying
 * Super speed
 * FLYING SUPAH FASTLY
 * Using his tail as a lightsaber
 * When he eats you you get transported into a dimension where the floor is acid
 * Breaking the sound barrier
 * Breaking the light barrier
 * Breaking the dimensional barrier
 * HE IS SO FAST HE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH DIMENSIOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
 * He is so freaking fast he can travel through time
 * When he starts lifting up slowly (before he goes supah fast) A Whole New World instrumental version starts playing
 * Giving you a ride
 * He can spin his wings forward and they become MACHINE GUNSSSSSSSS
 * If Jetray does hyperspace, Really Epic Parrot does hyperuniverse
 * Being plain epic

Weaknesses

 * He can't punch stuff
 * He is not indestructible
 * He is not super powerful
 * HE IS NOT SCARRRY

Guys and things he is faster than

 * Speed of Sound
 * Speed of Light
 * Speed of Dimensions
 * XLR8
 * Fasttrack
 * Jetray
 * Speed of Smell
 * Speed of Taste
 * Speed of Touch
 * Cannonman
 * Time itself
 * Ultimate Echo Echo
 * Professor Paradox
 * T.A.R.D.I.S
 * Lightyear
 * ......Upchuck Norris himself

Upchuck Norris: Legends of Awesomeness

 * Upchuck Norris vs. The Triforce of Epicness