User blog:OmniDragon10/Dakota's Talk Show Ep 1

[''We open on me on a stage in a suit. The theme from The Late NIght Show plays. The audience applauses. The applause dies down.'']

[Me]: Thank you, thank you! Welcome to my first ever talk show episode! A lot has happened recently, so let me recap some of many, many, many *deep breathe* many events.

[audience laughter]

[Me]: So, as some of y'all that read my blog know, I came out as bisexual a few weeks ago.

[''audience applause and cheers. One boo, who is shortly taken by security'']

[Me]: Damn republicans.

[some audience laughter, less than before, however.]

[Me]: Ooh, less laughs there. Let me level the playing field. *clears throat* Damn Democrats

[audience laughter.]

[Me]: Eveybody sucks, 2016.

[more laughter.]

[Me]: Let's see, I also released part of the pilot for my series, The Lone Hero. The pilot is called He Comes With a Gift Part 1.

[audience applause and cheers]

[Me]: Thank you, thank you! it's not finished, but I will finish it eventually, trust me! *Audience laughs* Now it's time for my- cue the music-

[music starts playing]

[Me]: WEEKLY OBSESSION!!!

[audience applause]

[Me]: My weekly obsession is the movie Mean Girls.

[audience laughter]

[Me]: No, no I'm serious! It's a really heartfelt, funny movie, that has Tina Fey, my bae *audience laughter* and it  showcases the impossible- a likable Lindsay Lohan.

[audience laughter]

[Me]: God, I'm gonna get sued for this.

[audience laughter]

[Me]: And now it's time for Song of the Week.

[applause]

[Me]: My song of the week is Death of a Bachelor by Panic! at the Disco.

[more applause]

[Me]: I know! It's a great song with a real Frank Sinatra-type feel with a Beyonce kinda percussion that is really soothing and energetic at the same time, and Brendon Urie's vocals are- I think Beyonce had a song for it- *sings* Flawless.

[audience laughter and applause]

[Me]: Alright this has been a great first episode of Dakota's Blog Talk Show. Tune in next week, or month, or year or whenever.

[audience laughter]

[Me]: GOODNIGHT.