Albedo's First Date

is the pilot of Albedo and Ben.

Plot
Albedo and Ben are fighting Kraaho. Albedo goes Articguana and freezes them.

(Ben): We were supposed to have an epic entrance.

(Albedo): Oh. Ooooooooh.

THEME SONG

(Eunice): Albedo, do you wanna go on a date?

(ALbedo): A date? Is that some kind of male passage right of humans? Hyoomens. HOOMENS. Humans have weird mouths. Galvan's mouths are better.

(Eunice): Do you want to go on a date or not?

(Albedo): Yeee-uuusssss ah dooooo.

(EUnice): Saturday?

(Albedo): That's when Ben makes me watch MLP. SURE ANYTHING TO STOP THE FRIENDSHIP.

(Albedo): Ben I got a date. I heard they're tasty.

(Ben): A DATE? You grow up so fast....

(Albedo): Can you teach me how to act in dates. It's on Saturday.

(Ben): When at Saturday?

(Albedo): 4 o'clock PM. PEEEEEEEEEEEE EM. Pee M and M's. That would hurt.

(Ben): Yes it would. AND THAT'S RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOT!

(Albedo): I should've told you earlier. But Hypnotick had you confused.

(Ben): Then why didn't I remember it?

(Albedo): ...

(Ben): GO GO GO GO. Take my car.

(Albedo): But we have like 50 speed aliens. And Eunice could absorb me and gain speed alien powers.

(Ben): .... Take this walkie talkie. I'll talkie walkie you to tell you what to do. Talkie walkie me through it, okay?

(Albedo): IT'S THE MOST AWESOME PIECE OF GADGETRY ON EARTH!

(Ben): GO GO GO GO GO GO! Get on your date!

Albedo grabs the walkie talkie and Jetrays away.

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(Albedo): Ben where do I take her?

(Ben): She likes animals, right? SO GO TO RED ROBIN!

Yum.

(Albedo): Okie dokie Ben the Wookie.

(Ben): You treat me like Chewbacca sometimes...

Albedo shows Eunice to the seat.

(Ben): Now, grow flowers as Swampfire.

(Albedo): OH SHEET NO.

(Ben): Girls like flowers.

Albedo grows flowers as Swampfire.

(Eunice): Why thank you. They're my favorite smell, horrible swampy stinky smel.

TO BE FINISHED