Upchuck Norris' Guide to Awesomeness: Chapter 1- What is Awesomeness

Summary
The first episode focusing on UN's book.

Plot
(Book): I congratulate you on buying this book, but since books are lame and I am not it's not a book!

Once you read the sentance the book explodes and UN appears.

(UN): You want to be awesome? Well we shall see if you have what it takes. Many try and only few succed in awesomeness. Welcome to chapter one, what is awesomeness?

UN pulls up a remote and clicks a button. Suddenly Evryone is in a flashback.

Flashback
(Narrator UN):

TBC