CaT Reviews!/Theme

If CaT Reviews! were to ever become a video show, this is probably what the theme would be like.

Lyrics (TV Size)
* Jazzy doo-wop music plays*

CaT the cat,

The cat that's all that!

Found his old stuff and saw that it was crap,

So he went looking for someone to review it,

But all the local critics either flew the coop or blew it.

So now CaT Reviews!

Goes through the refuse!

Wading through the muck just to get all them views!

Sometimes he'll find a story that he likes!

But most of them wear down on his psyche!

And it ain't an easy job,

But someone's gotta do it!

And CaT's got the resolve

To power right on through it!

So turn off all your phones,

The show's about to start!

And I hope you enjoy it,

From the bottom of my heart!

CaT Reviews!

Lyrics (Extended)
With cabinet-knife combos,

And fast food clowns of vengeance!

MILF-hunting squidmen,

 and crappy grandparents!

(W.I.P.)