User blog comment:ShipUltimateEnsign/Power to the Users/@comment-99.173.48.144-20120206013845

Hey ship, this is Rob. Name: Tank

Gender: Male

Alien he/she transforms into: GIR

Special Talent: Super good at leadership and often rage quits and destroys everything when really mad

Plumber Badge Color: Green; changes to a blueish-red when needs to charge

If you want to write the movie or not: Sure.