Sem vs. Wild

Sem is showing you how to survive.

Plot
Sem vs. Wild is filmed in front of a live studio Australian.

(Sem): Today on Sem vs. Whyaaaald, I, for some reason, have a speech issue.

Sem started running in a desert landscape, until he came across a cactus. He jumped behind a large rock.

(Sem): Looks like we found a very dangerous, live cactus. Cacti often come in groups, but it seems we're lucky, and found a lone wolf. Cacti are a good source for not only food, but also cactus milk. However, it will never reproduce these products again, and we need to be careful not to eat it all in one sitting.

Sem tackled the cactus, but got stung by it's needles.

(Sem): IT SEEMS THE CACTUS IS USING SELF DEFENSE! WE GOTTA RETREAT!

Sem ran as far away as possible, until he came across a camel.

(Sem): Totally not dangerous at all.

Sem tried to climb the camel, but the camel kicked him in the face.

(Sem): Not dangerous I swear.

Sem tried to jump on it, but the camel bashed him with his head.

(Sem): I promise.

Sem tried to walk past it but the camel kicked him the butterballs.

(Sem): I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN

But Ancy this was so short- SHUT UP

THE END