User blog comment:Brianultimatedragon/Birthday/@comment-3441048-20140506223435

Happy Birthday, Brian! You don't look a year older probably because I can't see your face. I'm just glad that we're all here together at this wiki to celebrate our admin and dear friend's birthday celebration. You have been a real aspect to- Okay, y'know what?

Who needs boring speeches. Yaaaawwwn. When you've got presents, eh? :D *gives pet dinosaur* *gives cake* *eats cake* *gives IOU note for the cake* *gives awesome looking Brianmobile* *gives ownership to the new Ultimate Brian Tower which is located at northwestern Chaturn City* and last but not least... You get... *gives The Ultimate Sword Of Eternal Dragons with Brian engraved on it* It does anything you want literally its thought controlled but it doesn't do landry or alter reality or repair machines or I'll just give you a list next year.