I Sing the Baumann Electric

The fourth episode of Mr. Baumann: The Series!

Plot
Baumann pulls up to an opera house, dressing in a snazzy tuxedo. He walks into the building, finding his seat before the opera begins.

(Baumann): Oh, I love the opera! Such beautiful voices. They just fill me with joy!

The opera features some great singing and Baumann enjoys it very much. Afterwards, he's chatting with his gay black friend LaDarius at the opera house's bar.

(LaDarius): Oh, I have such love for the opera. The singing gets to me every time.

(Baumann): That gives me an idea, LaDarius. Maybe I should sing? I do love to do it in the shower!

(LaDarius): What a wonderful idea! How about I coach you?

(Baumann): It would be my honor!

A few days later, the Baumannatorium has been transformed into a small opera house. All of Baumann's friends come to watch him sing. And he's amazing! His wonderful voice enchants everyone. Afterwards, a talent manager by the name of Brick Talentman walks up to Baumann.

(Brick Talentman): Zing, bang, boom! You got the voice and I got the connections, kid. Together we're gonna make you famous!

(Baumann): Me, famous? Geez... alright, sure!

Baumann signs a contract with Talentman Talent. After some very successful live performances, Baumann is a star! He's now getting ready for his first concert at the Madrigal Square Garden. He's getting his makeup done backstage.

(Baumann): This is a lot of makeup, do I really need it?

(Brick Talentman): You're about to be performing in front of a million people, kid! You gotta look your best. Boom, pow!

Suddenly, LaDarius comes in!

(LaDarius): Ignacius, where have you been? I haven't seen you in so long.

(Brick Talentman): Hey, beat it, buddy! My talent's getting ready to make me some serious guac here. Zing!

(LaDarius): Baumann please, come home. We all miss you so much!

(Baumann): And I miss you too... I can't do this! I miss my friends and family too much. I'm out, Brick!

(Brick Talentman): I don't think so, kid. You're under contract!

Brick pulls out the contract.

(Baumann): Oh no!

(LaDarius): No worries, I got this!

LaDarius pulls out his lighter and lights the contract on fire. It spreads to Brick's suit, and he goes up in flames!

(LaDarius): Wow, he went up fast!

(Baumann): Yeah, because he was full of hot air!

The two share a good chuckle together. Friends reunited!