User blog comment:The Awesome Jack/Birthday 2015/@comment-24335793-20150609230339

I have a short for you:

''A man is walking into an alleyway, a gun in his hand. He knocks on a side door and is invited in my an Appoplexian.''

Man: Ready?

Appoplexian: Of course, Jack. You bring the weapon?

Jack: Of course, Snax, I'm not stupid. You can't break up a drug deal wothout killing someone, can you?

Snax: Of course not. You had me worried. Now, our transportation?

Jack: Follow me.

''They walk out of the alley and look around. Once the coast is clear, Jack reaches into his pocket and digs out a remote. He presses a button, and two Mototcycles, one large, the other average sized.''

Snax: UltraMax? These things aren't even street legal.

Jack: Neither are we.

Snax: I love being a Rooter

TBC... maybe