Spitting Contest

Mark Stewart, nicknamed Stew, finds the Omnimatrix, and must use it to protect citizens and defeat bounty hunters.

Plot
Earth's Orbit

(Hidden Voice): Is the Spheroid ready yet?

(Minion): Yes, my master. He has already been sent down to the coordinates provided.

(Hidden Voice): Good... now, execute plan seventeen point alpha five.

(Minion): But... sir, we're not ready yet.

(Hidden Voice): And why not?

(Minion): Because this boy is h-holding up p-production sir.

(Hidden Voice): Pathetic weakling! I should throw you into the void of space for that! But, I am more gracious today than usual. This Spheroid should bring us the Omnitrix. If not... we'll just bring in more bounty hunters.

(Minon): Thank you master, and we have several more bounty hunters ready.

(Hidden Voice): Resume production as planned...

Meanwhile, in the car.

(Stew): Are we almost there?

(Dad): Yes son, we're almost there.

(Stew): Good, because I have a few questions to ask you.

(Dad): Go ahead.

(Stew): How do you know so much about the aliens?

(Dad): Confidential information.

(Stew): Confidential from your own son who wields the Omnitrix?

(Dad): Yes, confidential even from you. But I will say you have only ten of around a million aliens unlocked in that watch.

(Stew): Cool! Oh and Dad?

(Dad): Yes son?

(Stew): Why is the bowling alley on fire?

(Dad): I don't know, but the fire department can handle it.

(Stew): But what if-

Splatter of green gunk sticks to a wheel, sticking it to the road.

(Stew): Ewwww! What is this stuff? And what did it come fro-

Three more blasts stick the other wheels down.

(Stew): This is a job for:

(Diamondhead): Diamondhead! Wow, this guy seems cool!

(Dad): Stew no!

(Diamondhead): Too late!

Diamondhead jumps out and runs towards the bowling alley.

(Diamondhead): Now where could that be-

Giant glob nails Diamondhead in the face.

(Diamondhead,muffled): What the heck?

Diamondhead yanks it off.

(Diamondhead): Where are you?

(Bounty Hunter): Above you!

(Diamondhead,looking up): Wha-

Another glob nails Diamondhead.

(Diamondhead): Real mature man!

(Bounty Hunter): My name is Blowar! I am a Spheroid, but how would you know?

(Diamondhead): I'm gonna make sure you pay for that!

Rips off goo.

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): Too bad I know about your limitation... and all this fighting must be making the timer tick faster!

(Diamondhead): You must be pretty smart for a blowfish!

Diamondhead begins shooting shards at Blowar.

(Diamondhead): Awesome! I have a ranged attack too!

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): Darn! I've gotta-

Beep, beep, bwoop!

(Stew): Oh no...

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): Ah! Perfect! Now to take you back...

(Stew): Don't touch me or else!

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): Or else what?

(Stew): Or else I'll... uh..

(Dad): Or else I'll have to send you to the Null Void!

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): You! Fine... I remember you... I have a personal score to settle with you!

(Dad): Too bad!

Dad shoots gun, creating a portal.

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): Bad aim Stewart!

(Dad): Not like I used to be... Stew! Your Omnimatrix is gonna recharge soon, get him in that portal!

(Stew): You got it!

Bwoop!

(Stew): Yes! Time to go:

Slaps dial.

(Spitter): Spitter! Oh great, I'm your species! Wait that means...

Spitter spits goop while Blowar spits it right back, for about five minutes.

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): The timer is ticking... ticking very fast!

(Spitter): This is too aggrivating!

Charges Blowar.

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): Take this!

Blowar shoots a laser from some of his gear, but misses easily.

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): How did I mis-

Spitter rams right into Blowar, making him stagger into the portal.

(Bounty Hunter Blowar): Stewaaaaaart!

Bweep, bweep, bwoop.

(Stew): Dad... I have a lot of questions now.

(Dad): I know, but first, let's go get a burger.

(Stew): Sweet!

Earth's Orbit

(Minion): Sir, Bounty Hunter Blowar's signal was eliminated from my screen... he seems to have vanished.

(Hidden Voice): No, Minion, he was sent to the Null Void. I should've known who we were dealing with...

(Minion): Who exactly is it, master?

(Hidden Voice): Zach Stewart... he's the one factor we must remove to get the Omnitrix.

(Minion): How will we do that?

(Hidden Voice): We begin plan plan seventeen point alpha five.

(Minion): Yes sir, but we aren't quite ready.

(Hidden Voice): Start on it soon. In the meantime, we will stand down, and gather resources.

Trivia

 * Diamondhead was used.
 * Spitter was used.
 * Zach Stewart is revealed to have a Null Void Projector.
 * Bounty Hunter Blowar is sent to the Null Void.