1+1=X

7th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Summary
BEN TURNS INTO ALIEN X!

Plot
(Ben): HEY GWEN CAN YOU TEACH ME ABOUT MAH ALIENS

(Gwen): Err, okay, what alien do you want to know about?

(Ben): (shows hologram of Alien X) SHINNNNNNY DIS IS SOOOOOO SHINY SHINY SHINYNESS (gets slapped by Gwen) Oh right.

(Gwen): I don't think you should turn into that guy, he's-

(Ben): (transform) ALIEN X! SECONDED! FRIED CHICKEN APPEARANCE CARRIED! (fried chicken appears) Oh wait I have no mouth. (becomes stiff and falls down on Gwen's leg)

(Gwen): OW!!!!!!

NOW INSIDE ALIEN X!

(Bellicus): I am Bellicus, the voice of rage and aggression!

(Selena): I am Selena, the voice of love and compassion!

(Ben): I AM BEN, THE VOICE OF FRIED CHICKEN AND SUMO SLAMMERS!

(Bellicus): What?

(Selena): Uh, Ben?

(Ben): OMG R U SELENA GOMEZ

(Selena): No, I'm just plain Selena.

(Ben): DAMMIT.

(Bellicus): Uh, Ben, what happened to you?

(Ben): Some bug guy gave me a virus. Hey, where are we?

(Bellicus): In space.

(Ben): I really, really have to pee.

(Selena): This is the middle of space. We don't have toilets.

(Ben): SO WHERE SHOULD I PEE

(Bellicus): I don't know!

(Ben): If I pee in space, where does it eventually reach?

(Selena): Technically, you're inside Alien X.

(Ben): BUT I NEED TO PEE

(Bellicus): Okay, pee over there.

(Ben): (Goes over and starts peeing) Ahhh.... Um, I have a bigger problem.

(Selena): What?

(Ben): Number 2.

(Bellicus): ARE YOU FUDGING SERIOUS.

(Ben): BUT I REALLY NEED TO!

(Selena): We can't wast our reality warping in making a toilet inside here!

(Ben): Then I guess I must do it here.

(Selena): EW I'M A GIRL

(Bellicus): *sigh* SECONDED!

(Selena): BATHROOM CREATION CARRIED!

Ben went into the bathroom. He came out.

(Ben): OKAY FALSE ALARM. JUST A FART.

(Bellicus): I wish I could facepalm.

(Ben): So what do you do around here?

(Selena): Discuss the fate of the universe, mostly.

(Ben): Like what?

(Bellicus): Do you have any ideas?

(Ben): Can you make Planet Sheen less crappier?

(Selena): What?

(Ben): Planet Sheen sux. Jimmy Neutron was epic.

(Bellicus): THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE!

(Ben): WELL IT DOES INVOLVE THOSE WHO WATCH NICKOLODEON

(Selena): Are you crazy?

(Ben): I AM NOT CRAZY, PLANET SHEEN DOES SUCK.

(Bellicus): JUST GET OUT OF HERE

(Ben): And how do I do that?

(Bellicus): SECONDED!

(Selena): GET BEN THE HECK OUT OF HERE, CARRIED!

Ben disappeared.

(Kevin): Why did you turn into him again?

(Ben): Alien X was fun. I want to do this again someday!

(Gwen): You couldn't handle the fate of the universe for one second.

(Ben): OH YEAH I'LL SHOW YOU (transform) LURNIT !

(Kevin): WOAH A NEW ALIEN! You look like someone from Poptropica.

(Lurnit): Now to handle the fate of the universe! (disappears in a poof)

Lurnit reappeared in Nickelodeon Studios, next to a bunch of people on computers.

(Lurnit): PLANET SHEEN SUCKED! JIMMY NEUTRON WAS BETTER! (fires laser from trident)

THE END

Characters

 * Ben
 * Kevin
 * Gwen
 * Bellicus
 * Selena

Aliens Used

 * Alien X
 * Lurnit

Trivia

 * This is the first episode a donated alien is used, Lurnit.