World Tour: Part 1

(Rook): So...You got tons of fans and you don't put it into good use?

(Ben): What good use?

(Rook): World Tour, baby!

(Ben): Ooh yeah!

THEME SONG!!!!!

(Officer): So..who's paying again?

(Rook): Our fans. And I'm an alien who signed the Peacekeeping Agreement.

(Ben): I'm the awesome Ben 10,000.

(Officer): Oh, sure. Bye.

(Rook): Hasta la vista, mon ami!

(Officer): Uh. Bonjour? Wait! Your passport!

(Ben): Too bad, broham.

(Humungousaur): Bye!

BLAMMMMFFFFFF

(Officer): Come on! Why am I so wimpy?

Airplane

(Ben): Yummy popcorn!

(Rook): Movie about tech!

(Ben): Sexy girls!

(Rook): Beer!

(Ben): Oh I'm tired!

(Rook): Yeah...(snores)

(Terrorist): I give my life for my purpose!

(Ben): Whuh! Terrorists!

(Rook): They said it was plated with Taedenite!

(Passenger): Hey! They only put 2 millimetres of Taedenite!

(Rook); Thats a bad answer. (whips out Proto Tool)

(Lodestar): I'm gonna throw out dangerous items! (throws  out bombs)

(Rook): You just threw out three bombs right on top of Hollywood.

(Lodestar): Crud. (jumps down)

(Rook): Now he is going cuckoo.

(Lodestar): Boom! (destroys the bombs)

(Lodestar): Now, rookie. Lets enjoy the open air flight, handsome.

(Rook): Guess where is your popcorn?

(Ben): Curse you, Rook the Revonnahgander!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rook); I'll get another packet.

France

(Ben): Ooh, France, mon ami.

(Rook): Ooh yes, mon ami.

TO BE CONTINUED