List or That

Plot
S'jate and Eleganni were looking around S'jate's dorm.

(S'jate): The dictionary has to be around here somewhere.

Theme song!

(S'jate): That was a bad time to have a theme song. Plus we don't even have one.

Theme song!

(S'jate): We already had the non-existant theme song.

Theme song!

(S'jate): Stop!

Theme song!

(Ben, transforming): Humungousaur! I'm saying this, and that's final! (punches ground)

THE END

(S'jate): IT'S NOT THE END SHUT UP

THE END

S'jate shot a laser at the narrator.

THE END of the ''Theme song! ''after the Commercial break.

S'jate killed the narrator.

(Eleganni): Then who's narrating right now?

No one will narrate. I'll just type.

(S'jate): KK.

S'jate flew to a bookshelf and started throwing books off the shelf.

(Eleganni): Stop destroying your dorm.

(S'jate): NO

S'jate grabbed a book with a piece of paper on top of it, and threw it off the shelf. The piece of paper landed in front of Eleganni.

(Eleganni): Hey, what's this?

S'jate flew to the list.

(S'jate): It's a list that Unidef wrote. 3 Things I Want to Achieve Before I Die. I'll translate. Eleganni facepalmed. S'jate swung a palm tree and hit Eleganni's face with it.
 * 1) Mix liquefied Taedanite with solified poison and feed it to my cousin Hamburger. (S'jate): Oooh, good luck with that.
 * 2) Get married to a giant robot made with the Eiffel Tower, the Space Needle, and ashes of a burnt Mt. Rushmore. (S'jate): Oh, 3 looks the hardest. (Eleganni): What was it. (S'jate): You don't want to know. You would die. (Eleganni): NO NO TELL ME RIGHT NOW (S'jate): Okay fine, I'll tell you.
 * 3) Live.

(Eleganni): That's not what facepalming is.

(S'jate): Then what is it?

(Eleganni): I'll tell you what it is.

Eleganni chuckled evilly.

(S'jate): Is it just me or were the lights just flickering?

(Eleganni): Put your hand in front of your face. If your hand is bigger, you have a disease.

S'jate put his hand on his face. Eleganni jumped. She was planning to land on one of his fingers, but instead, landed in between two fingers.

(S'jate): AHH A BUG

S'jate zapped Eleganni.

To Be Continued