Talk:Upchuck Norris/@comment-2180830-20120128121603/@comment-26198499-20120131151745

Let me explain what happens if you eat him:
 * 1) When you bite him, all your teeth break.
 * 2) When he's swallowed, some of his beard hairs get stuck in your throat, making your voice absolutley horrible.
 * 3) When he's in your stomach, he creates kung fu explosion, causing your belly to grow thrice the size, your nose and ears go inside out, and one of your eyeballs pop out.
 * 4) Then, he teleports out, leaving you ugly, fat, disgusting, hoarse-throated, and teethless.

And that pic is the most horrible one ever.