User blog comment:BenXpIbrahim/VENTRILOSQUID!/@comment-4586893-20141027001532/@comment-4501485-20141027002815

Why must you doubt such awesomness Jack?

Clearly you have lost your imagination and faith in the power of the Almighty Worst!

THE WORST SHALL MAKE THIS COME TRUE! HE SHALL NOT FAIL US JACK!

Now come with me if you want to live!