User blog:Paperluigi ttyd/The Paper Sketch


 * Is sitting in a red reclining chair next to a brown table. Everything else is white except for the old-fashioned red telephone on top of the table. The phone rings.*

[Paper]: Hello?

[Voice]: You have three seconds to put the phone down...

*Puts the phone down*

[Paper]: Hello and welcome to the- *gets shot*

*Zooms out to reveal that I'm sitting on a couch in white world watching on a TV.*

[Paper]: Oh hey there... You must be wondering what I'm doing... WELL GUESS WHAT! I'M ANNOUNCING MY NEW SHOW CALLED THE PAPER SKETCH! IT'S THIS BRAND NEW TALK AND NEWS SHOW ABOUT BEN 10 FAN FICTION COMING THIS DECEMBER. IT WILL BE RELEASED EVERY FRIDAY WITH A NEW EPISODE. *runs out of breath and drinks some water* Oh yeah, that's good water, so... where was I?

...

[Paper]: Oh yeah, my show. Each episode is divided into 5 segments. #1: The News, #2: The Interview, #3: The Add, #4: The Sketch, and last but not least poor #5: The Weeklies.

You get what each is, right? To sign up adds, just leave a comment on the page for the series (will be made shortly) or leave a message on my wall. Just tell me what the add is for and give a description, I will make the actual add. The rest is a mystery until the first episode. I've already decided who I'm interviewing, and they don't even know yet. (evil)

So yeah, comment with suggestions and tips...

--Paper Out

PS: The actual show won't be as awkward...

[Paper]: Yes it will ;)

Uh, no it won't -_-

[Paper]: Yes it will ;)

No, it won't *flips a table*

[Paper]: Yes it will ;)

No it won't and if you say it one more time I will...

[Paper]: Yes it will ;)

*explodes*

[Paper]: Gangnam Style... is gooooood!

*starts dancing*