Ben's A Loser

Ben's A Loser is the first Mystery Episode of a Series you'll never find out about.....

Story
''Ben is fighting an Ice Monster in the Parker High School gym. Kevin and Gwen are sitting in the sidelines.''

Ben: Crap, which alien shall I use?

Kevin: Try Heatblast...

Ben: Than- Why aren't you guys helping me fight?

Gwen: Cause you're a loser.

Ben: Says who?

Kevin: Me, Gwen, The title at the top of this page, and the rest of the world.

Ben: How is the guy that saved the universe MORE THAN ONCE a loser?

Gwen: You failed to choose your own alien.

The Ice Monster hits Ben, sending him to the opposite side of the room.

Ice Monster: Pay attention, loser!

Ben: I'm not a loser! http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120207142845/ben10fanfiction/images/d/d8/Cry.png

Kevin: How come he's the first to use an emote and not me?

Gwen: He's a loser, that's why...

Ben: I'll just transform... -_-


 * Transform*

Humungousaur: Who's the loser now?

Ice Monster: You. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/ben10fanfiction/images/1/1b/Yaoming.jpg!!!!!!!!

Kevin: Yao Ming, nice....

Humungousaur: Guys, Knock Knock.

Kevin: Who's there?

Humungousaur: Interru-

Kevin: BEN'S A LOSER! Interuption!

Gwen: xD

Humungousaur: That's my joke.

Ice Monster: You know what, I'm leaving. (leaves)


 * Humungousaur detransforms*

Gwen: Great, you bored him out of here. xD

Kevin: Gwen, leave the jokes to me...

Gwen: -_-

Superman: I am-

Gwen: Superman, from Dimension 5.

Superman: How'd you know?

Kevin: Don't worry about it.

Ben: Hey Superman, I'll give you Superman Krypotonite-Free Cereal if you leave/

Superman: *takes the cereal* Thanks! *leaves*

Kevin: Wow, he left..

Ben: I am evil.

Gwen: What'd you do?

Ben: The cereal wasn't Kyronite-free. http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/ben10fanfiction/images/3/3d/Evilemote.png

Kevin: Wow....He might feel weak, but he can always poop it out later...

Gwen: You're gonna make me hurl...

Kevin: And that proves Ben's a loser.


 * Ren appears*

Ren: Testios.

Ben: Hey, it's the creator of this episode!

Ren: Hi Loser...

Ben: -_-

Kevin: xD

Ren: Testios away! *goes back to BTFF*

Kevin: Even the creator says you're a loser.

Ben: Shutup...

In Khyber's House, on the streets.

Khyber: Yes, i'm homeless...Who gives a fuq?

Homeless Guy: You're homeless (gets closer to Khyber) We have a lot to talk about...

Khyber: Sheet.....

Homeless Guy: Guess what?

Khyber: What?

Homeless Guy: I'M BATMAN.

Khyber: No you're not.

Homeless Guy: I know. Wanna go the place of the Homeless M-

Khyber: Where's that?

Homeless Guy: It's in the magical place of the Underground. Just jump in this hole!

Khyber: YES!!!

Khyber jumps in the hole, only ending up in a tiny spot, and breaks his leg from the fall.

Khyber: AAAH! What kind of magical place is this?

Homeless Guy, climbing down a ladder: Mine.

Khyber: The only magical thing about this place is the confetti on the ground!

Homeless Guy: It's still magical, right? ◕‿◕

Khyber: -_- Kids...

Homeless Guy: Well I'm gonna go...SHAZAMM!!!


 * lighting from the sky falls onto the Homeless Guy*

Homeless Guy: OW! THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK!!!!

Khyber: Dummy....

Homeless Guy: SHAZAMM!

Captain Marvel: Hah, it worked this time! (flies off)

Khyber: If a loser like he can do it, that means...SHAZAAM!!

Tiny Khyber: SHAZAAM!

Tiny Tiny Khyber: Shazaam?

Super Tiny Khyber: Shazaam...

Super Tiny Tiny Khyber: FUQ.

Ben 10,000's House (In the Future)

Ben: Hah, this is the life....(rests in golden recliner)

Kevin: (coming in) Hi, Loser!

Ben: You're still calling me a loser? Dude we're like in our forties!

Kevin: So.

Kevin Jr: Yah, so!

Ben: Da fuq?

Kevin: Say hello to Kevin Jr.

Kevin Jr.: Where da fuq is mommy?

Gwen: I'm here, Kevin Jr.

Kevin Jr: Ben's a loser!

Ben: Fuq you...

Kevin Jr: Fuq you too, Benny!

Gwen: Isn't that cute?

Ben: Depends on what "cute" truly means.... -_-

Kevin: Well once again, Ben's a LOSER.

Gwen: LOSER.

Kevin Jr.: LOSER.

Kevin: LO-

Ben: SHUTUP! YOU KNOW WHAT?


 * Ben transforms into Alien X*

Alien X: ALIEN X!

Kevin: Still shouts his name? LOSER.

Inside Alien X

Belicus: What the hell do you want?

Ben: Well, it's been about 30 years and...

Serena: Yes?

Ben: Well, I want everyone to stop calling me a loser!

Belicus: That's all?

Serena: You turned into Alien X for that. WHAT A LOSER.

Ben: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Characters

 * Ben Tennyson (16 and 42 years old)
 * Gwen Tennyson
 * Kevin Levin
 * Ice Monster (Villain)
 * Khyber
 * Homeless Guy

Aliens Used

 * Alien X
 * Humungousaur