Pickles, Pants, and Oreos

This is the 7th Ben 10: Alien Ice Cream episode.

Plot
Q-cumber, REO, and Smartypants were inside a house.

Smartypants: Uhh, guys isn't there something we do right now?

REO: Ummm

Q-cumber: Uhhh

REO: I remember! The ice cream truck!

They ran outside, but they saw that the ice cream truck was driving away.

Q-cumber: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Smartypants: We forgot the ice cream!

REO: OH NO

GOD NO

WHY ME

THIS IS HORRIBLE

NOOOOOO

NO GOD NO WHY

I CAN'T BELIEVE

2 DAYS LATOR

REO: OH NO NO NO

NO NO

WHY WHY?!?!?!

Smartypants: Now I just lost 2 days of my life LISTENING TO YOU SCREAMING!

REO: Okay okay. Wait the ice cream truck should co-

(ice cream truck drives away again)

REO: Oh go-(Q-cumber shuts his mouth)

Q-cumber: Hey, why is everything about ice cream in this show?

Smartypants: If it would have been about a burrito truck, it would have been called Ben 10: Alien Burrito.

REO: Yeah. Now let's go get some ice cream!

Q-cumber: How?

Smartypants: Bus maybe?

They went to a bus. But then. the bus transformed!

Bus: I AM OPTIBUS PRIME!

Q-cumber: But will you still give us a ride?

Optibus Prime:.................................................................................yes.

REO: OK AWESOME

They went into Optibus. They drove for half an hour and then, they saw a ROFLcopter.

Optibus Prime: Oh no it's my arch-enemy LMAOgatron!

Smartypants: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Optibus: Get out of me!

The trio went out of the bus.

LMAOgatron: I GO SWOOSH SWOOSH SWOOSH

Optibus jumped up, and hit LMAOgatron with his axe. LMAOgatron turned into robot and they were fighting, with a lot of slow motion stuffz.

Smartypants: LET'S RUUUUUUUUUUUUN

They ran, until they reached a bridge. The ice cream truck went on it, and then the bridge disappeared.

REO: Oh no!

Q-cumber: (talks to Meatblast) Hey how do we pass this?

Meatblast: You'll have to pass the other bridge! The one the is guarded by the super smart guy!

Q-cumber: Okay thank you.

The trio went to the bridge. But there was a huge line.

REO: OH FU-

1 hour and 45 minutes lator.

The trio were standing in line. In front of them were Doofenshmirtz and Patrick Star.

Bridge guy: Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

Doof: K

Bridge guy: What- is your name?

Doofenshmirtz: MY NAME IS DOOF AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY WOOT WOOT!

Patrick: I don't get it.


 * earth explodes*

REO: Uhh, what?

Smartypants: Luckily, we live on Mars!

Doof and Patrick crossed the bridge.

Bridge guy: What is your name?

REO: REO.

Bridge guy: What is your quest?

REO: I wanna get ice cream!

Bridge Guy: What is your favorite color?

REO: Brown.

REO passed.

Bridge Guy: What is your name?

Q-cumber: Q-cumber.

Bridge guy: What is your quest?

Q-cumber: ICE CREAAAAAAAM

Bridge Guy: What is a pickled cucumber?

Q-cumber: A pickle?

Q-cumber passed.

Bridge Guy: What-

Smartypants: Smartypants, to get ice cream, tell me the last question already.

Bridge Guy: Okay. What is the year Columbus was born?

Smartypants: 1451.

Smartypants passed too.

REO: ICE CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

They went to the ice cream truck.

Q-cumber: I want a Pickly Pistachio.

REO: I want REO'S Chocolate oreos.

Smartypants: I want vanilla.

Q-cumber: Wait a second. I just realised something.

REO: What?

Q-cumber: You two don't even have mouthes!

REO:...

Smartypants: ...

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REO:...

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Smartypants: AHH BRAINFREEZE THE END

Characters

 * REO
 * Q-cumber
 * Smartypants
 * Optibus Prime
 * LMAOgatron
 * Bridge Guy
 * Meatblast (cameo)