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I did not end up going to Japan last week because I managed to un-autism myself just in time to avoid traveling. Some people might ask why the hell I would do that because they think all vacations are le epic XD but I will expand on why that opinion is garbage and why you are garbage for having it in the Editorial.

I didn't even think it was possible for me to be even more suicidal than I have been but every day this past week has been an exercise in proving myself wrong on that front. At this point my days consist of half sitting on my ass in front of my computer and half sleeping. My parents keep telling me if I sleep too much during the day I won't be able to sleep at night but the joke's on them because my [Severe Depression] grants me the superpower of endless fatigue and I am thus never not tired enough to fall unconscious. The real issue is trying to stay awake for any significant period of time.

If you want more specifics on my mood lately I can just copy and paste my statements on Discord here because really nothing's changed as far as those go.

"I wish I had an actual reason to live beyond just the fear of death Okay let me rephrase that I wish I had any means of appreciating the numerous reasons to live that are currently completely [h*ck]ing neutered by my [h*ck]ing useless piece of shit brain I want to [h*ck]ing die every single second of every single day but I don't want to be like this I just want to be [h*ck]ing normal and function like an actual human being instead of just some useless misery generator Every time I manage to work up the energy to do something I used to enjoy it never feels worth it by the end of it If anything I end up feeling ten times worse because I'm completely drained and have nothing of lasting value to show for it Oh boy I wrote something? Who gives a shit it's not something anyone cares about reading Oh boy I drew something? Fantastic now people can ogle it for two seconds before moving on to something actually of worth Oh boy I played a video game? Great now I just have to recuperate from the extra stress that gave me that isn't worth the measly amount of time I managed to waste I don't know why I even bother talking about this shit It's not like anyone can actually help me Every therapist I've ever been to has been [h*ck]ing useless My meds never [h*ck]ing work I'm not depressed because there's some underlying psychological cause I'm depressed because I was [h*ck]ing born wrong why the [h*ck] am I spilling my guts about this shit on a [h*ck]ing Ben 10 Fan Fiction server oh yeah it's because if I do it in real life I'd probably be involuntarily hospitalized [h*ck] me dude"

"I know I've said this before but legitimately why am I still alive All I do is sit around all day trying not to kill myself My only value as a person is existing for the sole sake of other people not feeling bad that I'm gone"

I don't know why I bother bringing this stuff up. Nobody can help me with it and I just make everyone around me feel depressed and awkward. Sorry for dumping this stuff on you guys.

Signups for Summer Fanon Con are over. Make sure to submit your entries before it's too late!

Alright, buckle up buckaroos, because Papa CaT is about to learn you a thing. Specifically, traveling sucks donkey ass and everyone who gives me shit for not liking it is a piece of shit moron.

Okay, that might be a bit harsh, but seriously, constantly being told to like something that causes me objective misery in real life gets really goddamn old after a while.

I am of the opinion that the reason people like vacations is because, for most, they are extremely rare occasions, and thus, are worth all the hassle involved in going on one. For me, on the other hand, my dad works for an airline and my mom is a travelholic, and so I got dragged along on vacations all the goddamn time growing up. When you do something that requires a ridiculous amount of planning and stress to manage correctly *over* and *over* and *over*, it gradually stops being fun and just gets *absolutely miserable*.

A lot of people seem to be under the impression that a vacation is supposed to be "relaxing". For some people, this may very well be the case. For me, my vacations consist of:
 * 1) Overly careful packing
 * 2) An overbearing mother that can't calm the hell down about anything
 * 3) Getting to the airport way earlier than necessary and having to wait with absolutely nothing to do for hours
 * 4) *I spent most of my life without a portable gaming console or phone of any kind so I'm not exaggerating here
 * 5) Getting on the plane and sitting with absolutely nothing to do for hours but this time in the air
 * 6) Running around trying to get the rental car situation in order
 * 7) Waiting around for our hotel to get their shit together before we could check in
 * 8) Trying to adjust to jet lag
 * 9) Getting dragged around doing shit 24/7 the entire vacation because as stated before my mother can't calm the hell down
 * 10) *Note that pretty much none of this shit is actually anything I'm interested in doing which is kind of impressive given the sheer amount of shit I get dragged around to
 * 11) Steps 1-7 again but this time in reverse.
 * 12) OH BOY GEE WILLIKERS WASN'T THAT FUN?!?!?! IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE A SINGLE PART OF THAT VACATION THEN YOU'RE JUST AN UNGRATEFUL BRAT! ALL OF IT WAS AMAZING! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT TOO BAD KILL YOURSELF! WOOHOO!!!!1!

Yeah so anyways screw vacations and screw everyone who says I should like them you can all eat my entire ass

Decided to load you bois up on some material to help you write good shit for the Fanon Con competitions.


 * Normal Writing Contest: Parallel Worlds
 * Alternate Universe Tips
 * A Guide to Different Kinds of Parallel Universes
 * Creative Writing Contest
 * Poetry Writing: 10 Tips on How to Write a Poem
 * How to Be More Creative



Art Corner

StarTrix Imaginate

By ChromastoneandTabby

wait what

Nothing really interesting.

Well, that's it for today, folks. I hope you enjoyed the seventy-fifth issue of The CaT Gazette! Feedback and support are appreciated!