AirPods

I got AirPods right before they sold out everywhere before the holidays. They're pretty bad.

AirPods 2
A kid at a window hands Benji his Mr. Smoothboy.

Kid: Don't forget the

Benji: Thanks

Kid: Wait, Ben, did you hear about Mr. Smoothboy 2?

Benji: How do you make a sequel to a smoothie

Kid: A Smoothboy*. And actually, we don't.

Benji: How did you say that asterisk out lo-

Kid: But AirPods 2 are coming!

Benji: But I hate my AirPodsTrademark.

Kid: But these aren't AirPods. They're AirPods2

Benji: O_O I'll take 2.

Kid: 2 of AirPods2 equals 4, so I'll preorder 4 for you.

Benji: But I only have enough for 8!

Kid: :)