Metal Wario

Metal Wario is a Warion from the planet Awesometos X in Upchuck Norris: Legends of Awesomeness. He is part of the Triforce of Epicness. He is also a free usage alien.

Appearance
He looks like Wario when he gets a flower power on Super Mario 64 DS.

Powers
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S THE SAME AS METAL MARIO HE'S EPICEEEEEEEEEEEEER
 * Super Strength
 * Totally indestructible (NOTHING CAN KILL HIM. SERIOUSLY)
 * Any villain that touches him dies and becomes coins
 * IF HE GETS 100 COINS HE GETS A POWER STAR
 * He plays the most epic song ever all the time. thumb|right|300px|Metal Wario's Epic Song
 * The only reason why you want to play as Wario in SM64DS
 * He is stronger than Upchuck Norris

Weaknesses

 * Ugly
 * Fat
 * He does not jump really well
 * Magnets probably

Upchuck Norris: Legends of Awesomeness

 * Upchuck Norris vs. The Triforce of Epicness