Superzeroes

Superzeroes is the second part of episode 5 in the series Plumbers.

Plot
The gang was on a spaceship from Hathor.

Ledus: Cibus, I wish you would have listened instead of reading those stupid superhero comic books.

Cibus: But it's so cool! Magne-Clone is one epic superhero.

Ledus: He already can clone, why should he have magnet powers?

Cibus: Same reason you are smart and can shoot ice at the same time.

Ledus: Gah forget it.

The ship was suddenly rattled.

Magister Pupe: Looks like we were hit by a cosmic ray. Well that didn't do much.

Cibus: Hit by a cosmic ray? YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ledus: Why yes?

Cibus: BECAUSE WE GOT SUPER POWERS! That was the way Magne-Clone got his!

The ship landed.

Peixes: I have super speed, flight, and I'm hard! WOW

Ledus: You always could have done that.

Cibus: But could I shoot electricity and bite through anything?

Ledus: You could. You just didn't.

Cibus: So what?

Ledus: Look, EVERY ALIEN HAS POWERS!

Decibel: Then what is Papiro's powers?

Ledus: Uhh, I think he can fit in small spaces.

Peixes: Like the paper shredder?

Scene switches to Papiro next to paper shredder.

Papiro: *gets sucked in paper shredder* AHHHHHH!

Scene switches back.

Ledus: Yes.

Cibus: THAT DOESN'T MATTER! EVERYONE, PRIVATE CONVERSATION!

Everyone is in a circle, except Ledus and Elduris.

Cibus: I think we should become superheros.

Peixes: Agreed.

Decibel: Soo, this is the end of this private conversation?

Peixes: Let's sound like we are talking so Ledus will think we talked more.

Ledus: I heard every word.

Peixes: DANG! Let's go to the Aliencave!

Decibel: Our room?

Peixes: ...Yes.

They went to their rooms.

Exypnos: I'll design some awesome superhero outfits!

Retrecir: I'll make the car we all drive in, the Carmobile!

Decibel: I'll make some corny superhero songs!

Cibus: And I'll watch all of you doing that while I sit on my lazy butt!

SUPERHERO SYMBOL THING WITH MUSIC!

Retrecir: The carmobile is ready, and we have everything ready!

Peixes: SUPERHERO TIME!

On Ground Floor...

Papiro: HELP HELP I'M STUCK ON THE CEILING!

Peixes: Don't worry, the UASHLAESV will save you!

Papiro: UASHLAESV? What kind of lame superhero name is that?

Retrecir: United Alien Super Heroes Against Evil Super Villains. We are still open to suggestions.

Peixes: DIAMONDFISH! (super speed!)

Cibus: DINO-DUDE! (biting through anything!)

Sartan: THE CRUSHTACEAN! (super strength!)

Decibel: SOUND WALL! (sound disks!)

Retrecir: TECHNOLOGEEK! (technology powers!)

Exypnos: BRAINIAC! (super smartness!)

Everyone: We are... THE UNITED ALIEN SUPER HEROES AGAINST EVIL SUPER VILLAINS!

Papiro: WHAT WAS THAT GOOD FOR?

Peixes: Nothing, we just wanted to introduce ourselves awesomely.

Papiro: I am still stuck here if you didn't notice.

Peixes flew up and took Papiro down.

The crowd cheered.

Papiro: YOU SAVED ME!!!!!!!!!

Peixes: Just another day for Diamondfish!

Decibel: Our first superhero mission!

Cibus: YAY

SUPERHERO SYMBOL WITH MUSIC!

Probus was in the corner, threatening a alien nerd.

Probus: YOU GIVE ME MONEY, THEN PROBUS NOT HURT YOU

Alien Nerd: NO WAY! And you have to work about your grammar!

Probus: Me no care about grammar. NOW PROBUS PUNCH!

Peixes: NOT IF WE HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! DIAMONDFISH! (super speed!)

Cibus: DINO-DU-

Sartan: We shouldn't do that stupid intro again!

Probus: Nerds in costume not defeat Probus!

Sartan and Decibel: WE AREN'T NERDS! (beats up Probus)

Probus: Oh no, nerds did defeat Probus. This embarrasing for Probus.

Retrecir: SECOND SUPERHERO DEED COMPLETE!

SUPERHERO SYMBOL WITH MUSIC!

Ledus: THIS SUPERHERO THING IS GETTING ON MY NERVES!

Elduris: Why?

Ledus: We don't need superheroes!

Elduris: But what about Probus?

Ledus: That's one thing. As long as you aren't a nerd, you are safe.

Elduris: Well, what do superheroes hate the most?

Ledus: Super villains- Oh, I get your point. Let's become supervillains!

Elduris: I wanted to say their costumes, but that's okay too. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I LOVE FIRE.

Ledus: Okay... LET'S DO SUPERVILLAIN STUFF!

SUPERHERO SYMBOL WITH MUSIC!

Peixes: So.... Any superhero signals?

Exypnos: Nope.

Decibel: WE DID ONLY TWO SUPERHERO DEEDS! I think we should quit this job.

Ledus: (appears in front of them) I am the Brain Freeze, and I have captured Sakana! Catch me if you can! (enters his car) Bye bye, suckahs!

Elduris: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!

They dashed away in the car.

Peixes: They captured Sakana! TO THE CARMOBILE!

SUPERHERO SYMBOL WITH MUSIC!

Decibel: Soooo... The carmobile is a black Mazda 5 with some graffiti?

Retrecir: LET'S SEE YOU BUILD A CAR FROM SCRATCH! And besides, I put some awesome modifications.

Peixes: Oookay, let's just enter the car!

They started chasing Ledus's car.

Ledus: Pyromaniac, fire the ice missles!

Elduris: Okay boss! (shoots ice missle from the back)

Exypnos: They shot a missle at us! (car avoids missle)

Ledus: Release the spike ice ball! (car releases ice spike ball)

Decibel: AVOID THAT SPIKE BALL! (car avoids spike ball)

Ledus: THROW THE ICE SPIKES!

Elduris: Okay okay. Should we really release all our weapons at once?

Ledus: Anyways the car will explode in five minutes. (ice spikes are shot)

The Carmobile avoided the spikes.

Cibus: They have so many weapons, what did you put?

Retrecir: A intelligent light system, it protects the environment more, and I gave it a sleek design.

Decibel: Does that really help us?

Retrecir: Uhh... No.

The car went out of gas.

Exypnos: DANG IT OUT OF GAS!

Cibus: I've got gas!

Awkward silence.

Decibel: I've got an idea!

He attached sound disks to the back and the car flew super fast!

Elduris: I think we lost them!

Carmobile dashes aside.

Ledus: TURBO ROCKETS, NOW! (activates turbo rockets)

Both cars crashed through a wall, and they fell onto the ground floor. Both cars exploded.

Meanwhile in the principals office...

Auge: KULTA, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM!

Kulta: What is it?

Auge: Some wannabe superheroes are messing up floor D! Now they reached ground floor!

Kulta: Dng, we've got to find them!

Back to ground floor.

Ledus: Mwahaha, there you see Sakana trapped on the ceiling!

Peixes: I'M GONNA KILL YOU BRAIN FREEZE! UASHLAESV, ATTACK!

Cibus: DINO-DUD- Oh, uh, you don't mean that.

They had a giant corny superhero fight, with POWS and BLAMS.

Elduris: No.. the Pyromaniac is defeated...

Ledus: Me too...

Peixes: (saves Sakana) Now to find out who is really Brain Freeze (takes off Ledus's costume) LEDUS?

Ledus: I was sick of your superhero crud!

Peixes: Then why become a supervillain?

Ledus: It was Elduris's idea!

Elduris: YES IT WAS!

Sakana: Wow, you were really bored.

Peixes: Well, I have to confessed something. Diamondfish is actually... PEIXES IASC!

Sakana: Oh Peixes.. (about to kiss Peixes)

Kulta: Are you really Diamondfish?

Peixes: Yes.

Kulta: Who are the others then?

Peixes: Oh, Cibus, Sartan, Decibel, Retrecir and Exypnos.The villains are Ledus and Elduris.

Kulta: Well then, CLEAN ALL THIS MESS UP!

Ledus: Wait what?

Kulta: Do it or you are all expelled.

Sakana: Well... I was forced into this. So I don't need to clean it up.

Cibus: Dang it.

Decibel: When we finish, I'm quitting superhero life forever.

Sartan: Me too.

Peixes: (blasts peice of metal with lasers from his eyes) Everyone is.

Ledus: Did he just... He really did have super- (faints)

THE END.

Characters

 * Peixes (Diamondfish)
 * Cibus (Dino-Dude)
 * Sartan (The Crushtacean)
 * Decibel (Sound-Wall)
 * Exypnos (Brainiac)
 * Retrecir (Technologeek)
 * Probus
 * Alien Nerd
 * Ledus
 * Elduris
 * Sakana
 * Magister Pupe
 * Papiro

Villains

 * Brain Freeze (Ledus)
 * Pyromaniac (Elduris)