A Christmas for the Ages

Plot
Evan was in a living room of a house Kevin bought. Rocket was putting up a Christmas tree.

(Evan): This is going to be a great Christmas.

(Kevin): Yeah, with our new Christmas idea.

(Evan): Hey, and this year, since I battle villains, I'm sure I'll get a present instead of some dumb coal!

(Kevin): I'm not so sure about that.

(Evan): Why not?

(Kevin): I battle villains too, and I get coal every year. Though it's great for barbecue.

(Evan): That's from when you used to be a villain.

(Kevin): No, I battled villains in between the last two Christmases.

(Evan): Christmases. It should be Christmi. One Christmas, two Christmi. One platypus, two platypi. One octopus, two octopi. One cactus, two cacti. One bus, two bi. But anyways, F.I.N.D. has been really good lately. It's impossible for us to get coal. Hey, one us, two i.

(Kevin): One punch, two pi.

(Evan): Okay.

Evan picked up a circle graph and drew a picture of a punch bottle on it.

Meanwhile........

An Ectonurite was in an abandoned garage shack. It was dark.

(Ectonurite): I don't like being on the bad side of Santa's list. Good is what I've always hoped for, at least for Christmas evenings. All of the children being watched open presents and have cheer with joy, and nothing for me. Just coal. Coal makes the heat energy unit. That makes light. If only everyone got coal, but then there'd be a bunch of light. But it's for the best.

Then, the Ectonurite took off to the skies.

Theme song!

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