THE RANDOM ALIEN MOVIE

The epically random movie featuring random aliens.

Featuring: And the villains:
 * Rnd the Ek
 * Pringles the Roflcopter
 * Cheesy the Cheesewheel
 * Meap the Benmeap
 * Steve
 * Mr. Evil the Apefruit
 * Winnie the Poop the Poop
 * Barneybite the purple Megabite

Plot
Rnd : HOLY CRUD!

Pringles : What? Did you eat too much swoooooi swooooooooooi swooooooooi Oh darn. Stupid Microsoft Sam voice.

Rnd: Stop trying to say soi.

Pringles: I hate Microsoft programmers. I can't say swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi because of them.

Cheesy : Okay just stop.

Meaper : MEAP!

Rnd: I lost my lucky door knob!

Pringles: At least you didn't eat too much swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi

Cheesy: Stop trying to say soi

Pringles: I shall try until I succeed.

Rnd: I need help finding my lucky door knob.

POOOF

Steve: Hello, my name is Steve.

Cheesy: Hey it's a giant chameleon!

Rnd: No it's a weird thingy with Meap's head!

Pringles: No it's a ruber ducky!

Meaper: MEAP!

Steve: I can help you! I know a sorceror!

Cheesy: How will we reach him?

Steve: THROUGH PRINGLES!

They went aboard on Pringles and they flew to the magical sorceror.

Meanwhile...

Mr. Evil : Hmm, they are searching for a lucky doorknob... WINNIE THE POOP, FIND ME THAT DOORKNOB

Winnie the Poop: We must find an spaceship to travel.

Mr. Evil: Maybe we should just travel on Balloonatron!

Balloonatron: What?

Barneybite: OH YEAH I LOVE BALLOONS!

Balloonatron: Don't let that gross poo thing touch me!

Mr. Evil: TOO LATE! Winnie the Poop, climb on him!

Winnie the Poop: Okay boss! (climbs on Balloonatron)

Balloonatron: Ew, I am taking a big shower later.

The villains climbed on Balloonatron.

Mr. Evil: FIND THAT LUCKY DOOR KNOB!

Barneybite: DOOR KNOBS W00T W00T!

They flew away.

Meanwhile, Steve and the gang reached the ancient sorceror.

Steve: This is the ancient sorceror.

20: I am the ancient sorceror 20!

Cheesy: O RLY

20: Yep.

Cheesy: I DON'T BELIEVE YA

20: Shut up.

Meaper: MEAP!

Steve: Those people, they have lost their magical-

Rnd: It's a lucky door knob.

Steve: -lucky door knob. Where can we find it?

20: In the dishwasher. But only one person here knows the code. The pink head guy. But first you must find the Moustache Man.

Pringles: Mmm, I like moustaches.

20: That's all I can say. Now, I shall explode in a fiery ball!

Pringles: AHHHHH

Meaper: MEAP!

Then 20 did a tiny explosion.

Cheesy: Phew.

Then there was a humoungous explosion.

Rnd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH can't be destroyed!

Rnd: MAKE A BUBBLE AROUND US!

Pringles: You can't be destroyed!

Cheesy: YOU ARE A GIANT CHAMELEON, DO SOMETHING!

Meaper: MEAP!

Then the explosion brought them to brick store.

Cheesy: Hey we are at Brix R us! I love this shop!

Steve: I used to love this place until a brick broke my skull.

Pringles: BUT YOU CAN'T BE DESTROYED

Steve: I know. But not my head.

Meanwhile...

Mr. Evil: I heard they went to the ancient sorceror 20.

Barneybite: How do you know that?

Mr. Evil: Easy, Steve updated his Alienbook status.

Winnie the Poop: Oh yeah.

They went to the ancient sorceror's house.

20: I'm not availiable now. I just exploded in a fiery flame ball.

Ballonatron: OH great.

Mr. Evil: This sucks.

Winnie the Poop: I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! IN BRIX R US!

Mr. Evil: Once again, Alienbook rulez! TO THE BALLOONATRON!

Then 20's house exploded in a fiery flame ball, sending everyone to Brix R Us.

Rnd: HOLY CRAB IT'S MR. EVIL!

Mr. Evil: MWAHHAHA! LET'S FIGHT!

Mr. Evil ran to attack Cheesy.

Cheesy: NUUUUUUUUUU I HATE GRAPEFRUIT JUICE!

Steve: Don't we all?

Cheesy shoot cheese at Mr. Evil!

Mr. Evil shot grapefruits and Cheesy but he rolled away, rolling around Mr. Evil and hitting him from the back!

Mr. Evil: BLEGGH I HATE CHEESE! (shoots grapefruit juice)

Cheesy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Now to Pringles fight with Barneybite!

Barneybite: I CAN ANNOY YOU WITH BARNEY SONGS!

Pringles: Oh yeah? (drops WTFUDGE bombs)

Barneybite: Ow. (shoots electricity)

Pringles: LOL NOW!

Barneybite: ROFL! LOL! XD! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING FOR NO REASON!

Pringles: LOL.

Barneybite: BARNEY SONGS, ATTACK! I love you, you love me, we're a-

Pringles: Stop it! It's horrible!

Barneybite: Told ya.

Pringles shot something at Barneybite but he ducked, and it hit a brick wall, making it fall on Barneybite's head!

Pringles: ROFL. LOL. WHY CAN'T I LAUGH? OR SAY SWOOOOOOOOI?

NOW FOR RND'S FIGHT WITH WINNIE THE POOP!

Rnd: Ewww, you are made of... poo.

Winnie the Poop: Why do you think they call me Winnie the Poop?

Rnd: I can't believe I must touch you.

Winnie the Poop: DEAL WITH IT. (yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!)

Rnd shot pineapples at Winnie the Poop!

Rnd: Ew, Poop covered pineapples.

Winnie the Poop shot poop shots at Rnd, but he avoided them. Rnd shot spoons at Winnie and summoned platypuses.

Rnd: Platypuses, I'm sad to say this but... attack the poop monster!

Then all platypuses became secret agents!

Doobee doobee doobah!

AGENT Ps!

Winnie the Poop: Agent Pees? And you say I'm disgusting.

All agents kicked him into the toilets and flushed.

Winnie the Poop: CURSE YOU PERRIES THE PLATYPUSES!

PERRIES!

Rnd: Uhh, weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird.

NOW TO BALLOONATRON AND MEAPER'S FIGHT!

Meaper: MEAP! (shoots green laser at Balloonatron)

Balloonatron: OW! (explodes)

NOW FOR THE FIGHT OF STEVE AND THE CASHIER!

Cashier: Hello, welcome to Brix R us.

Stev: Hello, I want a extra large brick with extra concrete.

Cashier: That will be 17.99.

Steve: Hey I see you have a giant chameleon discount.

Cashier: You aren't a giant chameleon, you're a rubber ducky.

Steve: But this guy (brings Cheesy) says I'm a giant chameleon!

Cheesy:Yeah he's a giant chameleon.

Cashier: Okay, anyway the giant chameleon discount is only 50 cents. That would be 17.50.

Steve: Okay, okay. (gives money)

Mr. Evil: Nooooooooooooooo! We are defeated. BUT WE SHALL RETURN!

Barneybite: Hey Winnie the Poop is flushed and Balloonatron is exploded.

Mr. Evil: Well we can fix Balloonatron with duct tape! And we can use a plunger. MWAHAHAHA! TO THE GRAPEFRUITMOBILE!

''To be Continued... ''