Speedy Cars

Plot
I was at a Nascar Race. My favorite dude driving sponsored by the candy shop died. I cried. Suddenly I farted.

Narrator: Hey that wasn't in the script!

Me: Sorry I had chille for dinner last night with extra spicy beans!

Narrator: Oh god. Just go on.

I started crying again as they pulled the body away. My half anodite sister was licking a lollipop.

Narrator: Oh wait. I need some more characterzation for Amy. The plot for this episode is changing!

I sighed and Amy and I went home. I guess now I'm going to have to tell the story of how I found Amy was half Anodite. I was in the forest and Azmuth was there.

Azmuth: Your sister is half anodite. Yo mama is an anodite.

Me: Really? Cool. Later Ratman.

Azmuth: I AM NOT A RODENT!

I walked back home. That is how I found out. Pretty cool huh. My mom trains me and says that with great power comes great responsibility. One time I was Diamondhead and pooped and I pooped out diamonds! My mom said forget great responsibility and do whatever I want. I was like hell yeah. Back to the present! I told my Anodite mom what happend.

Mom: Poor baby. Have chocolate bar and twenty bucks! And tell your father to stop making meat loafing. I feel like I'm gonna hurl.

Me: Cool.

To Be Completed