Esquire's Customer Service

Esquire's Customer Service is the third episode of the first season of The Epic Adventures of Shawn Mason.

Heroes

 * Shawn Mason
 * Theta
 * Zeus Esquire

Transformations

 * Burp

Villains

 * Deacon Esquire
 * Sebastian Esquire
 * Esquire Guard

Actual Episode
The episode starts off at Esquire Labs with Esquire Guards working there, and with Deacon and Sebastian overseeing.

Deacon: Dearest brother, is everything going as planed with the Firebird DNA?

Sebastian: Yes brother, it is going as planned. What about the plans on your side?

Deacon: Of course they would on mine. The mass production is nearly finished.

Intro plays.

Scene is focusing on Burp fighting an Esquire Guard.

Burp: *Eats shield then burps.* Dang, that gave me gas! But then again, what doesn't?

Esquire Guard: *Sniffs air then gets knoucked out because of stench.*

Omnitrix times out.

Shawn: *Uses Omnitrix as comunication device* Theta, come in. I took down another guard. Appearntly Deacon is getting desperate.

Theta: Well me and Zeus have an idea. Say hi Zeus.

Zeus: Hello Shawn.

Shawn: Hey Zeus. Anyways, whats this plan?

Theta: We take it to him. AND MAKE HIM SUFFER!

Zeus: Stop with the moodswings.

Theta: Couldn't help it. The Esquire Inc. building is on 52nd street. Where are you?

Shawn: 53rd. Thats only a mile away.

Zeus: I can help with that. I'll be there to give you a ride.

Zeus then appears.

Shawn:Zeus, where's the car?

Zeus: I don't have one. *Puts Shawn on shoulder and runs really fast.*

At 53rd street.

Shawn: *Hops off Zeus.* Well, that was fun!

Zeus: Allow me. *Busts down door also running over guards.*

Scene then goes to lab.

Deacon: Brother did you hear that too?

Sebastian: Why yes brother. Should we evacuate?

Deacon: Indeed. The plan for this area was finished anyways.

Sebastian, Deacon, and the remaining guards get into a helicopter. Shawn and Zeus then notice.

Shawn: *Uses communication device* Theta they escaped.

Theta: Well thats a fine how do you do!

Zeus: What now?

Theta: Let the wild goose chase begin.

Screen fades to black and credits play.