Ditto VS Ditto

''HEY YO!!! It's BTFF Rap battle number 3 of the first BTFF rap album! Ditto...VS....Ditto!!!!''



Beginning Story
 At the Beach 

Ben: It's boring here!

Gwen: It can't be boring! You can swim, Play ball, or even rest!

Ben: Boring! Imma go look for some shells in the ocean with Ripjaws! (transforms)

Ditto: What the hell? What can he do? (spilts into 2)

Ditto #2: Who are you?

Ditto: I'M YOU DUMMY!!!

Ditto #2: NO!!!

Ditto: YUS!!!!

Ditto: #2: PROVE IT!!!

Ditto: RAAAAAAA

Ditto #2: RAAAAAAA

BEGIN!!!
Ditto: Never mind, you're not me! You look too dumb!


 * You think we're the same? Pssh! You couldn't bite my thumb!


 * Don't be mistaken, you can tell the difference? Too bad!


 * Think you're looking in the mirror? So sad!


 * I'm the real Di-tto,


 * Bite like the Black Widow,


 * You can wipe the          off my windows,


 * Chop you down and say "TIMBER!!!"


 * You're just a fake,


 * Mess with me and I'll overtake!


 * You will meet your fate,


 * First Gwen, then you? OH GREAT!!!


 * I'm like Sonic, you're like Shadow,


 * Hehe you just got trolled? Hmm, what? U MAD BRO?


 * Why in the first place, have you thought, we're duplites?


 * I like your imagination, kid. (whispers to Gwen) Just kidding he's stupid!


 * Like I said, your a Phony!


 * Could just eat you like Belony!


 * Your just as fake as a Pony!


 * Can't follow along with the Tone!


 * Why don't you pick up the phone!


 * Call the girl that nobody knows!


 * Give her a 100$ Loan? (stupid)


 * BEECH YOU JUST GOT OWNED!!! YAH!!!

Ditto #2: What's your name? Ditto? No that's mine!!


 * I've been telling you that every SINGLE FUQING TIME!!!


 * We have the same rapping style, but mine is somewhat better,


 * If we were cheese, I'd be sweet, you'd be cheddar,


 * I'm not fake, YOU'RE FAKE!!!


 * Who are you gonna copy next? Drake?


 * Is that all you can take?


 * Is that all you can say?


 * Oh you just wait!


 * Till' I use you as bait!


 * We come from the same state? pssh!!


 * We have the same weight? pssh!!


 * I guess we are same, your girlfriend thought so too,


 * Oooh! That didn't well! Well, at least for you! (haha)


 * I don't think so, but we could look the same, I guess,


 * NEVERMIND!!! I'll just beat you at anything! From rapping to chess,


 * You think you're Ditto? No that's ME!!!


 * Why can't you see!?!


 * Jumping around with glee,


 * Like a son of a Bee!


 * You never have what you need!


 * You are always so greedy!


 * So don't yell at me, jeez!


 * I think you just, peed! (lol)

Ditto: You're just jealous, cus' I know I'm the real!

Ditto 2: Well that actually depends, on how one appeals!

Ditto: Well I the new Ditto, you're just as old as Pac-Man

Ditto 2: But Pac-Man is super popular, yah! I'm going MAX, MAN!!!

Ditto: You're like an old man, as disgusting as dead dust!

Ditto 2: Stop raging, dude! I think you're just jealous!

Ditto:  You want peace? Why don't we rap on the phone!

Ditto 2: You're just jealous, cause you just got owned! (AGAIN!!!)

Ditto: 'Dude......I feel weird....

Ditto 2: Ikr......

(they both create a new clone)

Ditto 3: Both of you, shutup! You're both the same!


 * Get some commen sense! Ditto's both of your name's


 * I can say bad stuff to you, cus' I would be saying it to myself!


 * We can rap against each other, we're like Santa's lost elves!


 * No one's the fake!


 * WE'RE ALL THE SAME!!


 * We can't all overtake!


 * We're like a chopped-up dog, named Jake!


 * How many times,


 * All of you ae mine!


 * We're like little 30-cent dimes!


 * Use to pay for a mime!


 * Do you realize, we all won the rap, cause we're same, so don't fight,


 * So let's all be kewl and chat, like angels under the light!


 * I'm not a goody two shoes, cus' I'm just like you,


 * But I'm sayin' this is dumb, so let's end this, too.


 * Now here we are, the 3,


 * Now let's all redeem,


 * Grow like a tree,


 * Drinking from the kiwi,


 * What, are you stunned?


 * You think this is some pun?


 * Look, WE ALL WON!


 * Now let's change back into one!


 * (They all unclone and detransform)

Ben: Whoa.....What the hell just happened....

Who do you think one the rap battle? Ditto Ditto #2 Ditto #3 Dude, they're the same! They got defeated by themselves!

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