Upchuck vs. Eatle

Upchuck vs. Eatle is the third rap battle of the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Ben 10.

About

 * Upchuck starts off a bit after 10 seconds into the song.

Rap


Why go don't you go back to Undertown, Rhombiod Vreedle,

I'd squash you like a bug, but now you're a Humanoid Beetle,

Don't you ever forget, this is the dawn of buffets,

I look great in Omniverse, you're a kindergartener's vignette,



Vomit Man just stepped in the food court, your gonna get served,

I come in two different flavors, le' Perk da Murk,

You heard the words, my big teeth will bite through your exoskeleton,

Welcome to the stage, it's Eatle and the Beatles, ladies and gentlemen,

All the powers you've got, I've already passed it,

You got a laser on your head? Well you can kiss my ac......id

You're a rip-off, you even had the same voice actor as me,

You still do!............... In that case, you should call me "daddy",



You can do almost everything I can, the Franchise probably planned this,

Take your BIG MEATY CLAWS, Mr. Krabs, and go back to your unknown planet!



To compare me to yourself, we'd need to find you a big scale,

Why are you so satisfied? You were given a pig tail.



You had so many concepts, no wonder Articguana and Spitter look ugly,

Big Chuck's not a fusion, it's your nickname, just trust me!

I'm automatically set to XLR8ed blast, because I'm always full of NRG!

You could take all the Man vs Food episodes, and make a documentary,

You get so big I could see you, and I've got a blind spot,

"-a limit to how many big objects they can swallow at once", now that sounded wrong...

You're just a begginer, but you don't have time for this, you're not getting any thinner,

I'd tell you to go back to your planet, but that's like saying "go back to dinner",



Go back to dinner? Ooh, your so lucky I can't eat organic,

You were instantly beated by Vilgax, your heart sunk like the Titanic,

I'm back in Omniverse, you're old news, your bad name is dying,

You can't be that threatening, you were created because of Bandai,

You can't sneak past me, I already know you have a predator,

He didn't make it to the show? Bet he's a copy too, with no creditor,



We'll prepare for your demise, because your name's already dead,

I'm always ready to eat and dine, I've got a fork on my head,

You've never faced me before, so let me give you a little advice,

I you can't eat more than you can lift, Kermit just go eat outside,

When I showed up to the court, I made you feel adrenaline,

You're only mad that I'm here, because you've got a taste of your own medicine...

WHO WON?, WHO'S NEXT?

YOOOUUUU DECCIDE!

E-E-EPIC RAP BATTLES O- *gets blasted by both Upchuck and Eatle*

Poll
WHO WON? Upchuck Eatle

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upchuck v eatle?

January 3rd, 2015 - Zonator