Pilot: The Musical

Pilot: The Musical is the 36th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Summary
Ben, Gwen, Kevin, Julie, Clancy and Ssserpent make Pilot, again, BUT NOW WITH MUZAK!

Plot
Ben ran and entered Kevin's house.

(Kevin): What is it?

(Ben): I GOT THIS GENIUS IDEA, CALL GWEN AND JULIE!

(Kevin): Uhh... okaaay.

Kevin called Gwen and Julie. Some minutes later, Gwen, Julie, and Kevin were at Ben's house.

(Julie): What is it Ben?

(Ben): YOU KNOW WHAT EPISODE THIS IS?

(Kevin): 36th?

(Ben): YEAH! SO I HAD THIS GENIUS PLAN.

(Gwen): Does it involve Goop Slurpies?

(Ben): No. IT'S PILOT: THE MUSICAL!

(Kevin): ... you just took that idea from Phineas and Ferb.

(Ben): I DID NOT-Okay yes I did.

(Kevin): Okay, let's say we do make this. Didn't Clancy and Ssserpent appear in it too?

Ben pulled out Clancy and Ssserpent who were tied to chairs.

(Ssserpent): GET USSSSSSS OUT!

(Ben): THEN PARTICIPATE IN PILOT THE MUSICAL!

(Clancy): A...a musical? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO APPEAR IN A MUSICAL! You know, before I became I crazy bug man.

(Ben): Then you can appear!

(Clancy): YAAAAAAAY

(Ssserpent): Neh I hate musicals.

(Ben): I know you like musicals.

(Ssserpent): I don't.

Ben pulled out a flute.

(Ssserpent): OOH IND- I still hate musicals.

Ben started playing the flute and Ssserpent started dancing.

(Ssserpent): GAH YOU FOUND MY WEAKNESS. But how will that help you?

(Ben): Becuz... in the part where you appear, WE PULL OUT FLUTES!

(Ssserpent): FLUUUUUUUUUTES? OKAY I'M PARTICCIPATING

(Kevin): Wait, does this mean we actually have to sing and dance?

(Ben): OF COURSE

(Kevin): Then I'm not participating.

(Ben): I knew you'd say that. So that's why I brought...

He pulled out a chair with Sublimino tied to it.

(Sublimino): GAH.

(Ben): Sublimino, you'll be our director.

(Sublimino): Why am I the director?

(Ben): Because, you can just hypnotise us instead of screaming at us.

(Sublimino): Good point. (thoughts): Hehe, I'll hypnotise them into killing each other and I'll run like heck.

(Ben): I KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT (transforms) EYE GUY!

(Sublimino): That won't help you. (hypnotises) YOU ARE FALLING INTO A DEEEEEP DEEEEEP SLEEP

(Eye Guy): I HAVE EYES ON MY BACK HAHA

Eye Guy used a telekinesis laser and took the watch away. He took it for himself.

(Sublimino): NOOOOOOOO

(Eye Guy): Now I don't really need you.

Eye Guy fired a lasah and Sublimino disappeared.

(Kevin): Um, Ben?

(Eye Guy): What is it?

(Kevin): What about the locations?

(Eye Guy): You just have to find problems with it, right? I know who can take care of this. PARADOX!

(Gwen): Paradox only appears when there are time related problems.

(Eye Guy): (Transform) CLOCKWOOORK

Clockwork went back in time. He met his mom and dad when they were 16.

(Clockwork): Oh hey I'm your son.

(Carl): Our son will be... AN AZTEC ROBOT?

Paradox appeared.

(Paradox): BEN! NO!

Paradox made Ben disappear.

(Paradox): THAT MONSTER WANTED TO EAT YOUR SOULS

(Sandra): Woah.

Paradox disappeared too.

(Carl): Ben... that's a nice name.

IN THE PRESENT

(Paradox): BEN ARE YOU CRAZY?

(Clockwork): No, I wanted you to create a paralel dimension that we could enter where we could make a musical version of the first episode.

(Paradox): Oh... okay.

They appeared at the place where Ben, Gwen and Kevin fought Clancy for the first time.

NOW FOR THE MUSICAAAAAAAAL!
Ben, Gwen and Kevin were fighting Clancy.

(Ben): We meet again, Clancy.

(Clancy): HI

(Ben): (transform) CANNONBOLT!

Song time!

Behind them, twenty singers appear behind Ben. They start singing, in a Hallelujah style.

CANNONBOOOOOOOLT!

''CANNONBOLT! CANNONBOLT!''

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNOOOOOOONBOOOOOLT!

CANNONBOLT!

CANNONBOLT!

''CAAAAANNONBOOOOOOOLT! CANNONBOOOLT!''

''(supah deep voice) Cannon... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLT!''

Cannonbolt rolled towards Clancy, but Clancy flew up and avoided him. Gwen fired mana, but Clancy was too fast. Cannonbolt kept trying to catch Clancy. Clancy fired a bunch of bees to sting them.

(Clancy): HA!

(Cannonbolt): Maybe Cannonbolt isn't enough. (goes ultimate) ULTIMATE CANNONBOLT!

AGAIN SONG TIME LIKE THE FIRST SONG

ULTIMATE CANNONBOOOLT!

ULTIMATE CANNONBOLT!

''ULTIMATE CANNON! UL-TI-MATE CA-NNONBOLT!''

ULTIMATE CANNONBOLT!

UUUUUUUUUULTIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAAATE CAAAAAANNOOOOONBOOOOOOOOOOOLTTTTT

''(supah deep voice) Ultimate............... CANNON...........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLT!''

ULTIMATE CAAAAANNONBOOOOOOOLT!

(Clancy): YAH!

Ultimate Cannonbolt rolled towards Clancy, but Clancy avoided it.

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): STOP. AVOIDING. IT.

MOAR SONGS

THIS IS RAP STYLE

Ultimate Cannonbolt puts on glasses and rap outfit with DJ stuff and starts singing.

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): STOP AVOIDING IT CLANCY

YEAAAAAAH

STOP AVOIDING IT CLANCY

YO STOP IT

STOP AVOIDING IT CLANCY 

YEAH STOP AVOIDING CLANCY, YOU LITTLE BUGGAH

GO EAT SOME PESTICIDE

JUST STOOOOOOP AVOIDING IIIIIIT

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Kevin absorbed metal, and turned his hand into a flyswatter. He squashed Clancy.

(Kevin): Woohoo!

(Clancy): OW! THIS HURTS! I have one more thing to do before I fly away. (shoots a bug from his hand.)

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): (turns back into Ben) HUH?

The bug stinged Ben.

(Ben): I'm feeling... SLEEPY (falls asleep)

(Kevin): NO! BEN!

(Clancy): TIME TO MAKE MY ESCAPE

(Kevin): No way. (turns hand into flyswatter and swats him away)

(Clancy): WEEEEEEEEEEEE

Clancy flew and crashed into a huge electric fence.

(Clancy): WRAGAHGAHSGAHSAHSAG THIS DIDN'T APPEAR IN THE FIRST EPISDEJSSHJDKGHDSKJGHDKHKJSDHGKJSHD

(Gwen): Kevin...

(Kevin): I can't make it exactly like the first episode, right?

(Gwen): Good point.

Ben woke up.

(Ben): HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS

(Kevin): Uh, WHAT?

(Ben): Who are you guys?

(Kevin): He doesn't remember us.

(Gwen): That must have given him amnesia or something.

(Ben): What is this thing on my hand? Wait a second..... I'M IN COWBOYS AND ALIENS! YAAAAY!

(Kevin): Ben, what happened to you?

(Ben): I'm not Ben. I'm Jake Lonergan.

(Kevin):??????????????????????????????????????????

(Ben): (punches Gwen and Kevin in the face, like in Cowboys and Aliens) HA!

(Kevin): BEN! THIS ISN'T COWBOYS AND ALIENS! THIS IS BEN 10: STUPIDITY FORCE!

MORE SONGS

Kevin sings this time.

Kevin: Hey look listen Ben, I know what you're thinkin'

You think this place is a western movie?

WELL YOU'RE WRONG, IT ABSOLUTLEY ISN'T

Do you really see cowboys and deserts?

Or aliens firing lasers?

And obviously, there's barely cowboys anywhere

I think you're kinda mistaken

This place is Bellwood, the middle of nowhere

Although I'm pretty glad you're awaken

THIS IS

NOT

COW

BOYS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND.....

ALIIIIIIENS!

End of song.

(Ben): Oh okay cool.

(Gwen): What you have on your hand, is the ULTIMATRIX.

(Ben): CAN IT FIRE LASERS?

(Gwen): For the last time, IT ISN'T COWBOYS AND ALIENS.

(Kevin): I JUST SUNG A WHOLE SONG ABOUT IT FOR HEAVENS SAKE!

(Ben): So what does it do?

(Gwen): You can use it to turn into aliens.

(Ben): COOLIO (activates holograms) THIS IS SO SHIIIINY

(Kevin): Yeah, it is...

(Ben): SHIIIIIINY

(Gwen): I feel a song coming up...

(Ben): THE ULTIMATRIX IS SHINY

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DISCOVERED IT NOW

THE ULTIMATRIX IS SHINY

HOLOGRAMS ARE PRETTY AWWWESOME

I WISH THE WORLD WAS SHINY

LIKE A GIANT SPOON 

BECAUSE I LOVE THE SHINY

UNTIL THE MOOOOOON

SHIIIIIIINY IS THE BEST

ALL OTHER COLORS SUUUUUUUCK

BECAUSE THE SHINY IS THE BEEEEEEEEEEST!

(Gwen): So when are you going to turn into an alien?

(Ben): Can I still see shiny while I'm an alien?

(Kevin): Not really...

(Ben): THEN BEING AN ALIEN SUX

(Gwen): Turn into someone already. For instance, Diamondhead is shiny too.

(Ben): I can be... ENTIRELY SHIIINY? (transform) RATH! I'M NOT SHINY!

Rath brings guitars and a bunch of rockers.

(Rath): I WANTED TO BE SHINY

BUT THAT WAS JUST A DREAM

INSTEAD OF A SHINY GUY 

WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO GLEAM

I GOT A FUDGING TIGER

WHO RUINED MY DREAM

I WANTED TO BE SHINY

AND THIS JUST MAKES RATH MAD

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ULTIMATRIX

YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME SAD

WHY CAN'T I BE SHINY

I THINK I'M GONNA CRY

BECAUSE ALL I EVER WANTED

WAS TO BE THE DIAMOND GUUUUUUUUUY

(Kevin): Are you done yet?

(Rath): YEAH I'M STILL MAAAAAAAAD

Five seconds later.

Rath was tied up and thrown into the back of Kevin's car.

(Rath): I WANTED TO BE SHIIINY RAAAAAAAAAH

Kevin and Gwen entered the car and drove away.

TO BE WRITTEN

Songs

 * CANNONBOLT! (sung by chorus guys)
 * STOP AVOIDING IT CLANCY (sung by Ben)
 * Not Cowboys and Aliens (Kevin)
 * It's so Shiny (Ben)
 * I WANTED TO BE SHINY (Rath)

Aliens Used

 * Eye Guy
 * Clockwork
 * Cannonbolt
 * Ultimate Cannonbolt
 * Rath

Characters

 * Ben
 * Gwen
 * Kevin
 * Julie
 * Paradox (cameo)

Villains

 * Clancy
 * Ssserpent
 * Sublimino