Board Thread:Off Topic/@comment-1478058-20161109135041/@comment-2251739-20161109143118

America's dead

America's dead

America's dead

America's dead

Politicians like to seem complicated

But they're not complicated

I can explain it pretty easily

Have you ever been to a birthday party for children

One of the children won't stop screaming

'Cause he's just a little attention attractor

When he grows up to be a political actor

He'll be rewarded for never maturing

For never understanding or learning

That every day can't be about him

There's other people, you racist asshole

I must be psychotic

I must be demented

To have to exist in this awful dimension

Where a monkey will send me to his petty hate wars

With all of this power he didn't work hard for

His drug's attention

He is an addict

Destroying the world by indulging his habit

It was all an illusion

Except for his toupee

Except for his toupee, toupee, toupee, toupee

America's dead

So people think he's funny, we'll respect him just to get their money

America's dead

He's rolling in dough while Lincoln rolls in his grave, his grave

I said, the country's too deep in debt

The country's too deep in debt

And all the poor people way more deserving of the money will pay it

'Cause his name's all over in lights

When he could have fed the whole world's poor for

Forty fucking fortnights

Forty fucking fortnights

I'm a con artist, the people chose me

I'm a con artist, you will revere me

I'm a con artist, you will respect me

I'm a con artist, don't you correct me

I'm a con artist, a selfish con artist, master con artist, I'm a con artist

And look what I did, look what I did, look what I did, did

Hope you're ready for my bullshit.

(original )

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