Thread:Johnnymacnissan/@comment-6883075-20160713014922

I was told that you wanted to get me driving home in a new Nissan today. While I'm totally open to this, I need some details first.

1.) Will you provide me with the car for free?

2.) Will you give me your social security number, credit card number, full name, and home address?

3.) Is the car suitable for use as a getaway car? Just for research purposes of course.

Thanks, Johnny lad! Now remember, if the police come to your house, RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, JOHNNY BOY! 