Tech 10: Ultimatrix Unleashed/(New) Mystery of the Ultimatrix Arc

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Holy crap I forgot about all this. Alvono told me someone reuploaded all of my old blog entries, but I didn't really think it would be these.

Okay, some context. First of all, hi, I'm Tech, the guy who wrote all those old blog entries when I was a kid. At the moment I'm 19, and looking back on how I wrote these has been...eh let's say 'awkward' and leave it at that.

I figure I owe it to like the two people who read these things to finish this "story" (for a loose definition of the word), so I guess I'll fill everyone in on the important incidents that happened after I stopped updating the blog. Some of you may be reading this for the first time and don't want to go back and read crap written by an eleven-year-old, which is perfectly understandable, so I'll fill you in on what's happened so far:
 * I found the Ultimatrix while I was out on a walk.
 * It looked like there were only ten forms for me to unlock at first so I named myself "Tech 10" but then I started unlocking more than ten aliens and I'm too lazy to rebrand.
 * Some guy named Prelude is blackmailing an alien named Takut into increasing the criminal activity in my town. At this point I have no clue who or what Prelude is or why he's doing what he does but I find out later and boy is he a treat.
 * That was sarcasm I hate his guts
 * No seriously screw this guy
 * Some guy named The Cowherder tried to steal our town's cows
 * We have like two cows in town but he somehow got a whole herd I don't even know how that happened
 * Where did he come from
 * Where did he go
 * What was his deal
 * I should stop questioning this you get the point but this has been bothering me for years you have no idea
 * Albedo showed up to get the Ultimatrix back despite saying it was broken and I may or may not have blackmailed him into letting me keep it
 * And by 'blackmailed' I mean 'directly endangered'
 * No regrets fight me

I guess that's pretty much it, though granted, I might be forgetting some stuff. It's been a while. At any rate, I'm going to move onto actually continuing this pile of pupu some poor saps are actually going to end up reading.

I don't know how to properly segue into this, so have you ever seen an alien waving at you from the outside of an airplane window about 30,000 feet in the air?

Yeah this was one of those days.

For some background, our family was on a flight to Paris for a vacation. My dad works for an airline, so we usually fly Standby (which basically means we get any open seats the plane has for free), and in this particular case, the only open seats were scattered around the plane, so we were all sitting fairly far from each other. I was sitting in a window seat, which is always nice(ish), and I glanced up from the book I was reading to look out the window occasionally. The flight was at night for most of the trip, so I didn't see much other than the lights on the plane's wings, but at that point it was just force of habit for me.

Which is why I found myself mildly surprised when I glanced up about halfway through the flight to see an alien looking back at me through the window.

I think I should mention right about now that the people sitting next to me were a couple of potheads who had spent most of the flight up until then dead-stoned and then fallen into a deep sleep about an hour earlier. I don't even know how they got through security, to be honest. Point is anyone not under the influence would probably have woken up during the following events, but these guys wouldn't have woken up if the plane was literally on fire (which is was at one point but we'll get to that).

--Incomplete; Need to get to an appointment; will finish this segment later--

Magnet for Trouble

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Awakening the Levithian

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Chillered Out

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High-Technius Warfare

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