XLRFoot

XLRFoot is a XLR8 Fest special for BTSF.

Summary
For some reason people start turning into Kineceleran body parts.

Plot
Ben, Eggy and Rook were derpin'. Suddenly the door breaks and a a weird claw monster thing comes in.



(Ben): HOLY CARP ROOK WATCH OUT

(Clawthing): WAIT BEN NOO

(Ben): (transform) CANNONBOLT!

Cannonbolt rolled and smashed the clawthing. The smushed up clawthing crawled out under him.

(Clawthing): Ben, it's me K-

(Cannonbolt): HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY NAME

He squiashed him again.

(Clawthing): STOP SQUIASHING ME

(Rook):... squiashing?

(Clawthing): OMI SAID IT FIRST

(Cannonbolt): Omi u fuqtard.

(Clawthing): So um stop it, because I'm Kevin.

(Cannonbolt): hey eggeh look it's kayvin

XLR8ISH THEME SONG

(Rook): Wait, you're Kevin? So why do you look like this weird claw thing?

(Kevin): Well me and gwen were derpin' when suddenly BAM I turned into a claw thing. Then she punched me in the face and threw me out of the window until I become a normal human being.

(Ben): Oh women.

(Rook): Wait a second, I know what that claw is! It's a Kinneceleran's right arm!

DUN

DUN

DUUUUN

(Ben): Oh sheet.

(Kevin): This feels weird.

(Ben): Brah don't worry we'll help you.

(Rook): Hmm, how do we find who did this?

(Ben): Dude. Let me.

Some seconds later, a hat wearing dude is sitting on a computer writing an episode.

(Dude): Oh gosh darnit this episode will turn out horrible. Well screw this let's just write Plumb-

The wall breaks near him, and Lurnit is standing there with Rook, Eggy and Claw Kevin.

(Lurnit): TELL US WHODUNNIT

(Dude): OH NO

Omi ran away, but Rook caught him with the Proto-Tool.

(Rook): Tell us.

(Omi): Don't you want to find out yourself for the plot?

(Kevin): Screw the plot, I need to pee.

(Lurnit): Also imma throw a calculator at your head if you don't talk.

(Omi): OKAY OKAY HIS NAME IS KARTSAF AND HE LIVES ON 78TH STREET

(Lurnit): kthnxbai

They broke another hole in the wall and went away. As Lurnit opened a portal, he stopped for a moment.

(Lurnit): Wait a sec, lemme do something.

Lurnit flew to another room thing. Slenderman screams were heard and black blood was dripping out of the room. Lurnit came back.

(Lurnit): (whispering) lego dies first

They teleported home.

TO BE WRITTEN

Aliens Used

 * Cannonbolt
 * Lurnit

Characters

 * Ben
 * Eggy
 * Rook
 * Claw Kevin

Villains

 * Kartsaf