Stupiditiverse

Rook Returns is the 54th episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Summary
Grandpa Max sets Ben up with Rook, but Khyber appears too! And his Nemetrix aliens are based off Ben's new aliens! DEAR GOD

Plot
Ben, Gwen and Kevin are chasing an Efac El who stole a cup of coffee from the coffee bank. He was driving on a motorcycle.

(Efac El): NOMNOMNOM COFFEE

(Ben): That makes no sense! Coffee has a crispy texture! (transforms) AMPFIBIAN!

Ampfibian flew after him, while Gwen and Kevin were driving after him. Ampfibian fired lightning.

(Efac El): STOP ZAPPING THE COFFEEMAKER!

(Ampfibian): k sure LOL JK

Ampfibian zapped him more.

(Coffeemaker): OH SHEET

The Coffeemaker fell off his motorcycle.

(Ampfibian): GIMME THE COFFEE

(Coffeemaker): lol nope

He fired coffee in Ampfibian's face and ran away.

(Kevin): Get him!

Gwen fired a mana thingy and Coffeemaker fell again. Then Kevin came and cuffed him with a metal bar.

(Coffeemaker): NOOO MY COFFEEEE

(Ampfibian): Thanks for dealing with him guys.

(Gwen): Anyway I'm going to school now.

(Kevin): I need to go to the bathroom.

(Ampfibian): NOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME HERE

(Kevin): Dude, it's only for 5 minutes.

(Coffeemaker): You couldn't have captured me without them.

(Ampfibian): Ah fudge you I sure could

(Coffeemaker): Prove it

Ampfibian freed him.

(Gwen): BEN YOU IDIOT

(Kevin): WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU MORON

(Ampfibian): I can catch him.

Ampfibian chased him and zapped him. Then Coffeemaker fired coffee in his face.

(Ampfibian): THE COFFEE! IT BURNS!

Coffeemaker got away.

(Kevin): Real smart Ben.

(Gwen): Well bye. We'll catch him later.

They went.

(Ampfibian): (reverts to human) NOOOOO I CAN'T BEAT ANYONE ALONE

THEME SONG

Ben was talking to Grandpa Max.

(Ben): Grandpa Gwen is gone to school and Kevin is pooping and I need someone to help fight crime cause I'm so lonely.

(Grandpa): I think you could survive for 5 minutes.

(Ben): NO I FAILED WITHOUT THEM. Be my crime fighting partner grandpa!

(Grandpa): No, I'm too old for this carp. I know so-GODDAMMIT OMI STOP WITH THAT CARP PICTURE.



No, He's a holy carp and I like him.

(Grandpa): Ughh. So anyway as I was saying-

BOOOOM

(Ben): OMG WHAT WAS THAT

Ben looked outside and saw Khyber and his dog thing!

(Ben): It's a weird guy and his dog! (transforms) EK!

(Khyber): Zed! (whistles) Micrornisian!

Zed turned into a giant bird like creature with a microwave for a head. (Western Corn Rootworm's predator species)

(Ek): Dafuj

Ek fired pineapples at the Micrornisian, and the Micrornisian locked the pineapple in it. It heated it up and it became POPPINEAPPLE!

(Ek): Woah.

Ek jumped around and fired spoons, while the Micrornisian created microwave energy which exploded stuff. The spoons ricochets off the Microbird's skin (let's just call him that from now) He kept firing microwave energy. It hit Ek, and his massive eyebrow exploded.

(Ek): NOOO (grows back) Oh right enhanced eyebrow regeneration

Ek jumped at the Microbird, but it ate him, and started cooking him!

(Ek): NOOOOOO

Suddenly Rook appeared!

(Rook): I'm on it, Sir Tennyson.

Rook blasted the Microbird, which released Ek. Ek's eyebrow exploded again.

(Rook): I'll handle it sir.

Rook turned the Proto-Tool into a sword and jumped on the Microbird, hitting it with it.

(Khyber): (whistles) Enough.

The Microbird returned to Zed, and Khyber and Zed ran away.

(Ek): I KNEW I COULDN'T HANDLE IT WITHOUT GWEN AND KEVIN

(Max): Ben, this is Rook, your new partner.

(Rook): Honored to meet you sir.

(Ek): Just  call me Ben, Master of Awesome.

(Rook): I'm not that guillible, sir.

(Ek): Ah fudge you

(Max): If you're really that lonely, Rook can help.

TO BE CONTINUED BY TYRAN

CONTINUE THIS TYRAN

Aliens Used by Ben

 * Ampfibian
 * Ek

Aliens used by the Nemetrix

 * Microbird (Western Corn Rootworm's predator species)

Characters

 * Ben
 * Gwen
 * Kevin
 * Rook
 * Grandpa Max

Villains

 * Khyber
 * Zed
 * Coffeemaker