Get a Job

Get a Job is the second part of episode 4 of Plumbers.

Plot
Cibus: PEIXES I HAVE GOT A BIG PROBLEM

Peixes: What?

Cibus: Out of money!!!!!!!!!!

Peixes: WHAT?!?! How did you make us run out of money?

Cibus:FLASHBACK TIME!

On Ammopetra, the hot desert planet...

Magister Pupe: Here you can see the famous pyramids of-

Cibus (thinking): I need a banana. (leaves the group)

Cibus entered a house. There was someone sitting in front of many rows of Peschaniks.

Peschanik in the front: Well, here we have the last known banana on Ammopetra. This costs a fortune. Who has a price?

Peschanik #1: 1000!

Peschanik #2: 3000!

Cibus: 7000!

Peschanik in the front: Banana sold to the dinosaur thingy!

END OF FLASHBACK

Peixes: YOU WASTED ALL OUR MONEY ON A BANANA?!?!?!!?

Cibus: Yeah, and it didn't taste so good.

Peixes: DO YOU KNW WHAT THAT MEANS?!?!

Cibus: What?

Peixes: We must get- A JOB. (dum dum duuuum)

Cibus: A JOB? ARE YOU CRAZY?

Peixes: Dude, we must get money.

Cibus: So what jobs can we try?

Peixes: Cafeteria is the first thing I think of.

Cibus: Making food, yay!

At the cafeteria.

Peixes: Ms. Partikas, can we work here? We really need the money.

Ms. Partkis: Okay, let's see what foods can you make. Make some dishes and I'll come later.

Peixes: Oh crud, I can't cook!

Cibus: Don't worry, I can make some mean dishes!

1 hour later.

Ms. Partikas: What did you make for me?

Cibus: Well, I have made you some great foods! Try my rock salad, rock soup, my rock burger, rock sandwich, or my delicious devilled rock!

Later.

Peixes: You didn't tell me you can only make rock foods!

Cibus: BUT THEY ARE DELICIOUS.

Peixes: The next job I think about is being a doctor.

Cibus: Don't we have to go through med school?

Peixes: Periculo works there.

Cibus: Oh right

Peixes:Let's go.

At Daynjar's office.

Peixes: Daynjar, we want to be your assistants.

Daynjar: Okay, you are hired.

Cibus: WTFUDGE?!?!

Periculo: THEY ACCEPTED ME THAT WAY TOO!

Peixes: Oh crud.

Papiro: (enters room) My body was ripped a bit. I NEED MEDICAL HELP!

Cibus: I'll be your doctor now.

Papiro: WHAT?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cibus put tape on the ripped part.

Papiro: YAY I'M HEALED!

Peixes: That was exetremely easy.

Galvan: I have appendix problems and I need medical help, NOW!

Peixes: O.O (does that face)

Later.

Peixes: Good thing we ran away.

Cibus: Now what will we do?

Peixes: A song describing all the jobs we did?

Cibus: Yes.

The song Get a Job is played with them trying jobs.

Peixes: That was annoying.

Cibus: Yep.

Peixes: What now?

Cibus: No more jobs.

Peixes: CRUD.

Cibus: Well, I'll go buy a Sprite can in the vending machine. (buys Sprite)

Peixes: Wait what? Let me see how much money we have. (looks at the money) Dude, we just lost 7 bucks. Don't you notice number one at the start?

Cibus: Ehh, no.

Peixes: WE JUST WENT THROUGH ALL THOSE JOBS FOR NOTHING?!?!?!?!

Cibus: Sorry.

Peixes: I'LL KILL YOU!

THE END.

Characters

 * Peixes
 * Cibus
 * Ms. Partikas
 * Papiro
 * Daynjar
 * Periculo
 * Magister Pupe (cameo)