Pilot (BTSF)

The Pilot is the first episode of Ben 10: Stupidity Force.

Plot
Ben, Gwen and Kevin are fighting Clancy.

(Ben): We meet again, Clancy.

(Clancy): Hi.

(Ben): (transform) CANNONBOLT!

Cannonbolt rolled towards Clancy, but Clancy flew up and avoided him. Gwen fired mana, but Clancy was too fast. Cannonbolt kept trying to catch Clancy. Clancy fired a bunch of bees to sting them.

(Clancy): HA!

(Cannonbolt): Maybe Cannonbolt isn't enough. (goes ultimate) ULTIMATE CANNONBOLT!

Ultimate Cannonbolt rolled towards Clancy, but Clancy avoided it.

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): STOP. AVOIDING. IT.

Kevin absorbed metal, and turned his hand into a flyswatter. He squashed Clancy.

(Kevin): Woohoo!

(Clancy): OW! THIS HURTS! I have one more thing to do before I fly away. (shoots a bug from his hand.

(Ultimate Cannonbolt): (turns back into Ben) HUH?

The bug stinged Ben in the arm.

(Ben): OW! I'm feeling... very.. sle-(falls asleep)

(Gwen): OH NO! WAKE UP BEN!

(Clancy): TIME TO MAKE MY ESCAPE!

(Kevin): Oh no you aren't. (hits him with a flyswatter)

(Clancy): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Gwen): Ben, wake up!

(Ben): (wakes up) HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS

(Kevin): Uh, WHAT?

(Ben): Who are you guys?

(Kevin): He doesn't remember us.

(Gwen): That must have given him amnesia or something.

(Ben): What is this thing on my hand? Wait a second..... I'M IN COWBOYS AND ALIENS! YAAAAY!

(Kevin): Ben, what happened to you?

(Ben): I'm not Ben. I'm Jake Lonergan.

(Kevin):??????????????????????????????????????????

(Ben): (punches Gwen and Kevin in the face, like in Cowboys and Aliens) HA!

(Kevin): BEN! THIS ISN'T COWBOYS AND ALIENS! THIS IS BEN 10: STUPIDITY FORCE!

THEME SONG!!!!!!

(Ben): Oh. So what is this thing?

(Gwen): You can use it to turn into aliens.

(Ben): (sees holograms) SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY

(Gwen): Um, yeah, okay. To transform you slap it.

(Ben): IT'S SO SHIIIIIIIIIIINY

(Kevin): I think he's mesmerized.

(Ben): SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY

(Gwen): I think that bug made him insane too!

(Kevin): Yeah!

(Ben): THIS IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIINY

(Gwen): TRANSFORM ALREADY! (slaps Ultimatrix for him)

(Ben): (transforms into Rath) WHERE IS MY SHINY? LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW, NO ONE TURNS OFF MY SHINY HOLOGRAMS!

(Gwen): Oh god.

Five minutes later.

Rath is tied up in straps, and pushed into the trunk of Ben's car.

(Rath): NO! I WANT SHINYNESS!

(Gwen): Let's just drive out of here. (enters the car) Kevin, you'll teach him to use the aliens.

(Kevin): WHY ME?

(Gwen): Because I said so.

(Kevin): Oh shoot.

The drove home. Kevin and Ben went into the garage.

(Kevin): My name is Kevin. KEEEEEEEEEEVIN.

(Ben): I'm not an idiot.

(Kevin):................................. okay, let's just get to the lesson. Turn the Ultimatrix on and slap it.

(Ben): But I want to see shiny.

(Kevin): NO SHINY FOR YOU.

(Ben): FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Okay. (transforms into Heatblast) AHHHHH I''M ON FIRE I'M ON FIRE

(Kevin): Turn into someone different!

(Heatblast): (Transforms into Articguana) AHHH I'M FREEZING I'M FREEZING (transforms into Chromastone) AHH I'M HARD I'M HARD (transforms into Ghostfreak) AHH I'M INVISIBLE I'M INVISIBLE

(Kevin): *sigh* Okay, keep this alien for now.

(Ghostfreak): Okay... what are my powers now?

(Kevin): You can become invisible, phase through walls, and fly.

(Ghostfreak): (phases through walls) Cool! Wait a second does that mean I'm..... I'M A GHOST AHH AHH I'M A GHOST!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!

(Kevin): *facepalm* Let's try something different this time.

Now, in Julie's house.

(Gwen): I have some bad news Julie... Ben is...

(Julie): *sniff* What?

(Gwen): He has amnesia and he's absolutley crazy.

(Julie): Well, how crazy is he?

Suddenly, Fourarms breaks into the house. He is naked, although we only see his chest.

(Gwen): BEN! WHY THE FUDGE ARE YOU NAKED?

(Fourarms): These straps aren't very comfortable so I took them off.

Kevin came in running.

(Kevin): I... couldn't... stop.. him.

(Julie): WHAT THE CRUD?

(Fourarms): Who are you?

(Julie): Oh god.

LATER.

(Gwen): Guys, Ssserpent is attacking!

(Kevin): Let's go!

The gang went into the car.

(Ben): WEE I LOVE BEING IN THE CAR

(Gwen): SIGH.

They went and then they saw Ssserpent attacking.

(Ssserpent): Ahh, you finally came.

(Ben): AHH A SNAKE A SNAKE I HATE SNAKES!!!!!!

(Gwen): He's had an... accident.

(Ssserpent): Oh.

Ssserpent fired acid,

(Kevin): TURN INTO SOMEONE BEN!

(Ben): (transforms into Humungousaur) AHHH AHHH HELP MEH! (jumps on a pole)

(Gwen) *facepalms* Okay, let's take care of him alone.

Gwen and Kevin fought Ssserpent. Ssserpent fired acid and Gwen's shoulder was hurt. Parts of Kevin's armour were melted off.

(Humungousaur): I must save them! But the snake is scary! HMM.... (pulls pole and rips it off, and then jumps on the Mr. Smoothy) Come snaky snaky snaky.. come snaky...

(Ssserpent): Are you insulting me?

(Humungousaur): NOW DIE STUPID SCARY SNAKE! (hits Ssserpent with a pole) DIE!

(Ssserpent): AHH OW OWIE ARGH STOP THIS HURTS (faints)

(Gwen): Yay! You saved the day!

(Humungousaur): Is the snake dead?

(Kevin): I think he just fainted...

(Humungousaur): THEN I'M OUTTA HERE (runs away)

THE END

Characters

 * Ben
 * Gwen
 * Kevin
 * Julie

Aliens Used

 * Cannonbolt
 * Ultimate Cannonbolt
 * Rath
 * Heatblast
 * Articguana
 * Chromastone
 * Ghostfreak
 * Fourarms
 * Humungousaur