Everything Wrong With Hot Stretch

This is the seventh episode of OmniSins. In this episode, Ben and Rook encounter a hot gymnastic alien. Quite too literally. Will the dynastic duo stop the Kraaho from using this orb-thingy for evil? Will Ben get a better girlfriend? And will someone stop using the fan sites as a Wikipedia? The answer to all of those is actually no. With Not-so- Special Guest: Visual Editor (sin count bell rings). Now how the heck do I center the titles?

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH HOT STRETCH

IN INDEFINITE WORDS OR LESS

SPOILERS

(Duh)

[Sin 1]: Bellwood's News Channel looks like a Nickelodeon Rip-off.

[Sin 2]: Did that temperature thingy just explode?

[Sin 3]: *view zooms out from TV to show TV store* Sorry for not paying attention to the news but DJW's version of the Muppets is on the TV next to the news ones.

[Sin 4]: Also its the news.

[Sin 5]: So this news guy is talking about a high speed chase but there's a picture of an animated highway being displayed.

[Sin 6]: And why is the picture labeled "POLICE" if its about a high speed chase? Why can't it be labeled "High Speed Chase" or "CHASE". If this TV had no sound, people would think this news guy is implying that something happened to the police on a highway or that our new police force are highways.

[Sin 7]: There's a lot of things wrong with this window. First off that remote control on the left side cost $ Joes.

[Sin 8]: And right behind the remote control is a CPU Cabinet with a sign on it that is cut off. I'm implying that the sign says "Visual". How the fudge can a CPU Cabinet be visual.

[Sin 9]: DJW knew about Visual Editor before we did.

[Sin 10]: And why is there a CPU Cabinet in Joe's TV?

[Sin 11]: And Joe's TV.

[Sin 12]: And all these TVs look the same... No wonder there's a sale.

[Sin 13]: *Police car drives past TV* High Speed Chase on a TV transitions to actual High Speed Chase cliche.

[Sin 14]: Ben 10 Omniverse CGI... again.

[Sin 15]: Four Police Cars... That's the most police force Bellwood ever used.

[Sin 16]: Why are all the citizens not moving? Guess its Lazy Ben 10 Omniverse CGI.

[Sin 17]: More than four police cars? You're blowing my mind, DJW.

[Sin 18]: *Police Officer leans forward* *Ester jumps from roof to roof* There is no way that this guy can see her from there.

[Sin 19]: Wait so Ester is roof-jumping and they're using Police CARS? Why not some lazy CGI Police Helicopters.

[Sin 20]: *shows Ester* Be on the look out for pink Eskimos.

[Sin 21]: *shows H flag* Looks like Ester found He-Man's house.

[Sin 22]: *Police Officer hits the breaks* This guy is looking straight out of his window and he doesn't see the car pile in front of him?

[Sin 23]: Police cause their own problems cliche.

[Sin 24]: This guy looks more confused than worried about this tipped over truck that's on fire.

[Sin 25]: Oh wait. It's not the police's fault this time. It's just a conveniently tipped over truck that's on fire.

[Sin 26]: It's also not their fault for the block because the truck TOTALLY blocks all opening around it (draws arrows at openings)

[Sin 27]: Where did all these cars come from?

[Sin 28]: Ben is already out of the Proto-Truck before it fully stops.

[Sin 29]: Police Officer: Ben Tennyson?

No its Captain Underpants.

[Sin 30]: Also this voice actor.

[Sin 31]: *Ester backflips away* Well now you're just showing off in a spazzing out type of way.

[Sin 32]: Ben: I see him.

It's a girl.

[Sin 33]: Ben:-Thanks Chief.

Thanks for what exactly? Blocking the roads? Letting the robber escape?

[Sin 34]: Police Officer: I'm not the chief.

Well it may be obvious to you and well everyone else that isn't Ben but that doesn't mean you can't get away with it.

[Sin 35]: *Ben runs forwards* Hey look its that guy in the yellow shirt and orange hair from that bad CGI scene involving police cars. He's a fast walker for not moving... and he still isn't.

[Sin 36]: Where did this truck come from?

[Sin 37]: Why is there a hotel inbetween two buildings? (shows hotel behind truck) Hotels should get their own block.

[Sin 38]: Crashhopper is already in the air yet when Ben transforms into him, he's on the ground.

[Sin 39]: *Crashhopper hops from police car to police car* And he's only been arrested once?

[Sin 40]: *Crashhopper jumps over the truck on fire* I'm sure that pink Eskimo girl is more important than the truck on fire here. I'm pretty sure it won't explode or has anyone in the driver's area... which is on fire.

[Sin 41]: This guy's police badge is a yellow downwards arrow.

[Sin 42]: Glad to see this guy isn't freaking out that Rook's an alien. Because Ben transforms into aliens all the time, right? Nothing to worry about right? Just don't get a different reaction when you find out that aliens leave under your house.

[Sin 43]: Police Officer: He stole some type of fusion thing.

When does this regular police officer who can't see a pile of cars and a fire truck in front of him when chasing a criminal that he let escape care about the contents of the missing item. Just kind of coincidental that he happens to know when Rook arrives.

[Sin 44]: Rook: I am a plumber, officer. I am always careful.

The plumbers are supposed to be a secret yet by-the-book Rook decides to tell this police officer that he's a plumber. I mean I'm sure he won't understand because he's probably one of those second-rated people that you meet and not one of those people that can piece it together but still. You don't do that stuff, Rook.

[Sin 45]: *Ester dodges the attacks* Um... Was she expecting a giant crash hopper to attack her? She wasn't even looking.

[Sin 46]: *Ester swings* Fantastic Four Reboot Confirmed

[Sin 47]: So Ester is swinging away and Crashhopper is clearly not doing anything to stop her at the moment but she decides to come back and pull some tricks on Crashhopper to escape. Is she a Kraaho or Loki's daughter-in-law?

[Sin 48]: Crashhopper clearly sees that she's "at the end of her rope" or at the end of a steel beam or whatever he means. So why should he charge at her again? She's either going to fall off with you and slingshot back without you or pull the rug under you, let you fall and escape while she's still on the beam.

[Sin 49]: Good guy gets a glimpse of the bad guy while the bad guy gets away cliche.

[Sin 50]: I'd say she's starring into my soul but it feels more like awkward flirting.

[Sin 51]: Crashhopper: WheeeEeee!

Who knew Crashhopper enjoys falling from high distances?

[Sin 52]: *Ester slingshots back* Guess she chose Curtain Number 1

[Sin 53]: *Crashhopper falls; screaming* Quite the cliffhanger when you can obviously see the pool under him.

[Sin 54]: And why doesn't he just transform into Jetray or Stinkfly?

[Sin 55]: *Ben 10 Omniverse Theme plays*

[Sin 56]: This woman feels the water splashes before hearing them.

[Sin 57]: Created by Man of Action

[Sin 58]: Woman: Ah! Shoo!

Because saying "Shoo!" works in every single movie/video game/comic/TV Show/etc

[Sin 59]: Ester: You may have the power, Ben Tennyson, but I've got the reach.

I don't really like that Halo game... Oh wait. That's a saying.

[Sin 60]: *Orb falls out of container* Well that was stupidly convenient.

TBA