The Curse...OF SANTA

'This is a random story by Mwa. It is not part of any series just a silly story. :3'

Ben was walking down the street smoothy in hand when Grandpa Max runs to ben. Max had ruffled up hair, a crazed look in his eyes and he started to sprout a beard.

(Grandpa Max): BEN, HELP ME, I CANNOT CONTROL IT ANYMORE!

(Ben): ...Oh god no.

Grandpa Max falls down, tears off his shirt, and screams.

(Ben): THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO!

(Grandpa Max): ...RUN!

Ben runs away as he Max sprouts a beard.

He spins around a bit until he becomes Santa.

He has Santa's clothes, eyes, chest hair, breath, and worst of all...mind.

(Santa): HO HO HO!

Santa flies into the sky and looks over Bellwood.

(Santa): I've got a lot of work to do.

Santa flies in to the city and lands in front of a little boy in a Ben 10 T-Shirt.

(Santa): HELLO LITTLE BOY!

(Boy): Santa...It's August...

Santa's eyes become completely red and he grabs the boy by the arms.

(Santa): IT'S WHATEVER MONTH I SAY IT IS, BOY.

(Boy): ...Okay, jusy don't hurt my family.

Santa opens his mouth and sucks a blue energy out the boy.

(Santa): Now, when I preform the art of making pain on you, YOU SHALL BECOME MY ELF!

Santa punches the boy.

(Elf): SIR, ELFIE 1, REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR!

The Boy's mother walks up and grabs his hand.

(Mother): Come along, child 3 out of 4. It is time for me to give you chemical energy.

(Santa): YOU'RE NOT TAKING MY ELF!

(Mother): WOO HOOO! YOU KEEP HIM!

The Mother runs out, cheering.

(Santa): Come, my cabbage patch minion, we have to get the Omnitrix for no aparent reason because all Ben 10 villains HAVE to want the Omnitrix and we're no exception.

(Elf): That sounds boring! Can't the writers think of anything original and interesting?

Santa slaps the Elf.

(Santa): DON'T SPEAK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT! They will find us if you do!

(Elf): Okay.

Santa grabs hiss Elf, sticks him in his hat, puts it back on, and flies away.

Ben is in his house, rocking back in forth in a closet.

(Ben): Dear writers, can you please stop giving me so many pointless episod-

Santa tears open the door.

(Ben): OH GOD!

--The end--