Bellicus and Serena (TV Series)/EPISODE II: ATTACK OF BELLICUS



Bellicus is TICKED!

''The two voices that annoy the heck out of Ben Tennyson continue to fight each other as they decide on many decisions. After Bellicus accidently gave Chuck Norris the powers of the universe, Bellicus has not yet forgiven Serena, and plots against her in an attempt to destroy the 2nd thing she loves most: Her pet Nyan Cat.''

Now, Serena must save her precious pet before Bellicus makes the Nyan Cat into a hot dog and then has the Pedobear come and finish the hot dog off….

[Camera cuts to outer space, where Bellicus and Serena float.]

Serena: Motion to feed my Nyan Cat. Bellicus: Motion denied for all eternity. That cat can kiss my ash. Serena: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! Bellicus: What’s this? Serena getting mad? LOL.

Serena: But why not??? My Cat needs food D:

Bellicus: Cause fuq you that’s why. It’s a freaking pop-tart cat. Let it eat itself.

Serena: Bellicus… you’re breaking my heart.

Bellicus: Like a boss.

Serena: That’s it. Motion to fuq you Bellicus.

Bellicus: Motion Denied now go be a dear and make some ice tea for me. I’m the beach here and I say make me ice tea.

Serena: I… I … I…

Bellicus: I SAID MAKE THE ICE TEA. MOTION TO MAKE ME ICE TEA.

Serena: Motion accepted and passed.

~ Ice Tea has been created by Alien X ~

Bellicus: This is good ice tea.

Serena: Don’t pour it on my dear Nyan Cat… she doesn’t like Ice Tea.

[Bellicus is already pouring it all over the cat, making it cry. Serena bursts into tears]

Serena: NOOOOOOOOO

Bellicus: What are you, Darth Vader? SHUT UP AND GIVE ME MY ICE TEA.

Serena: You’re… hurting him. He can’t fart rainbows anymore.

Bellicus: Well it was ghey anyways.

Serena: …

Bellicus: ...

Serena: …

Bellicus: FUQ YOU AND YO MAMA’S ASH YOU FREAKING GOD OF A WORTHLESS PIZZA.

[Serena begins to cry again, and Bellicus grins. ]

Bellicus: Motion to kill the Nyan Cat.

Serena: Motion… A…C…C…E…P…T…E…D…

~ Nyan Cat has been terminated. Please do not cry. I don’t give a fuqing care if you loved that cat. Deal with it. – Bellicus ~

Serena: Why?

Bellicus: Cause I’m the beach of this Alien X. Now… MORE TEA!

[The End]