Enquire Esquire

Enquire Esquire is an episode in the show The Epic Adventures of Shawn Mason. It is the second episode of the first season.

Heroes

 * Shawn Mason
 * Theta
 * Zeus Esquire

Transformations

 * Glacier

Villains

 * Deacon Esquire
 * Sebastian Esquire
 * Esquire Guard

Actual episode
Episode starts off in Theta's lab.

Theta: Screwdriver.

Shawn: *Hands it.*

Theta: *screws in bolt.* Hammer.

Shawn: *Passes it.*

Theta: *hammers nail.* Ex-

Explosion happens.

Shawn: well i didn't need to pass that.

Theta: *Facepalm.*

Intro plays.

Theta: You do realise i ment the excel print out right?

Zeus walks in.

Zeus: Where is Shawn Mason?

Shawn: He's not here... *Green flash.*

Glacier: *Flash fades. But cool guy Glacier is!

Zeus: Listen, I do not mean harm. I would like to join your ranks.

Glacier: You what? *Transforms back.*

Zeus: And get your Galvian friend off of me.

Theta: *Weakly punching Zeus then stops.* My bad. But you do realise we mistaked you for someone else right?

Zeus: How so? The gold anchor?

Shawn: Yeah, you're an Esquire!

Zeus: I am, but formely. I have betrayed my two brothers-

Theta and Shawn: Theres another?!

Zeus: I'm going to get to that point of the story soon. As I was saying, I have betrayed my two brothers Deacon and Sebestain, the one you inturupted me about, are younger than me. Deacon and Sebastain are the same age, as I am the older one. When our father died, Deacon, instead of I, got the Esquire family "business." He and Sebastian started started the Esquire Guard, which I'm posotive you fought before,with Sebastian as the leader of it. Do you know of Deacon's plans?

Shawn: Nope, not one bit.

Zeus: Then I shall explain. The first part of his plan, which has been accomplished, was to get the DNA of the species called the Firebird. The only way to get the DNA is not with blood, no, but with one of its feathers. With said DNA, he will use the Esquire electronical products to turn into haywire robots to take over, acquire a monopoly, and repeat the process minus the monopoly. The Firebird has more electrons in it's atomic DNA than another other species, so thats why he chose it.

Theta: I thought they were extinct!

Zeus: They were though to, but serveral were found here on Earth. You two, and myself also, are luky today because I know by now that on....what day is it?

Theta: Wedendsday.

Zeus: Aaah, yes. I only wanted to make sure because I really don't want to carry around a calandar. Anyways, on Wedendsdays he is mostly negotiating about Esquire product ideas. For now, prepare with the worst with me. I am you're newest ally.

Theta and Shawn: You're in!

Screen fades to black and credits play.